The Real ONeals s02e12 The Real Brothes Keeper.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,391, Character said: Jimmy: [Singsong voice] Hey, Kenny.

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At 00:00:02,859, Character said: Hey, Kenny.

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At 00:00:06,195, Character said: It's me. [Laughs]

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At 00:00:08,498, Character said: So, um... [Clears throat]

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At 00:00:09,966, Character said: So, every year, I ask you to go
to Chicago Comic Con with me,

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At 00:00:12,201, Character said: and every year, you say:

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At 00:00:13,573, Character said: [nasally] "Do you even know me?"

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At 00:00:15,038, Character said: So, before you say that,

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At 00:00:16,506, Character said: I want to show you what I g***t you.

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At 00:00:20,176, Character said: A Grizabella costume from
Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats"?

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At 00:00:23,446, Character said: A Wolverine costume.

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At 00:00:25,381, Character said: Hey, this is my last year at home

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At 00:00:26,783, Character said: before I go away to college.

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At 00:00:28,117, Character said: So please let me expose you
to the wonders of Comic Con.

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At 00:00:31,421, Character said: I-I promise you will love it.

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At 00:00:33,156, Character said: I know I will.
I went with Brett yesterday.

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At 00:00:35,291, Character said: We had an amazing time.

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At 00:00:36,426, Character said: Great.

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At 00:00:37,560, Character said: Great. Uh... yeah.

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At 00:00:39,862, Character said: There's three momentous firsts
in a boy's life...

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At 00:00:43,466, Character said: Comic Con, drinking, and s***x.

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At 00:00:45,401, Character said: As your big brother,
I was prepared to teach you

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At 00:00:47,270, Character said: about all of those things.

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At 00:00:48,905, Character said: You know what? But at least
there's still drinking...

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At 00:00:51,174, Character said: [clicks tongue] and s***x.

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At 00:00:52,241, Character said: Mm, I think the way I do it

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At 00:00:53,509, Character said: might be different
from the way you do it.

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At 00:00:55,345, Character said: We don't know. I haven't done it yet.

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At 00:00:56,979, Character said: All right.

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At 00:00:58,147, Character said: Back to the drinking.

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At 00:00:59,682, Character said:
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At 00:01:04,120, Character said: Brett and I are going
to a college party next weekend,

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At 00:01:07,323, Character said: so I was wondering...

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At 00:01:08,791, Character said: do you think you could get me
some [whispering] booze?

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At 00:01:11,928, Character said: Yeah! I...

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At 00:01:14,130, Character said: I had a fake I.D. made
for this very occasion.

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At 00:01:17,333, Character said: [Chuckling] Oh.

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At 00:01:18,534, Character said: Jimmy, that's Angela Merkel.

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At 00:01:20,670, Character said: Well, whoever he is,

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At 00:01:22,038, Character said: he's about to get turnt
with his brother!

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At 00:01:24,640, Character said: This is gonna be amazing.

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At 00:01:25,641, Character said: We're gonna have some drinks,
some laughs,

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At 00:01:27,710, Character said: maybe even Nutflix and chill.

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At 00:01:29,345, Character said: Is that a drinking thing?
What's Nutflix?

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At 00:01:31,080, Character said: Nutflix!

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At 00:01:32,281, Character said: Aah!

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At 00:01:33,349, Character said:
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At 00:01:37,320, Character said: Hey. You want a slice? It's Hawaiian.

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At 00:01:40,089, Character said: Your mom and I and VP Murray
are on our way to dinner.

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At 00:01:42,392, Character said: - So wrap one in a paper towel?
- That's my boy.

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At 00:01:44,794, Character said: The three of you are going on a date?

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At 00:01:46,429, Character said: Yep. It's throuples night.

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At 00:01:48,197, Character said: Mm, please don't tell me
that involves you

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At 00:01:49,532, Character said: putting your keys in a bowl?

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At 00:01:51,300, Character said: Well, don't forget I'm staying
at my friend Sarah's tonight.

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At 00:01:53,736, Character said: - Sarah?
- Yeah... Sarah Caplan.

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At 00:01:55,838, Character said: We were in Girl Scouts together.
Her dad's a pharmacist.

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At 00:01:58,007, Character said: She had a back brace in the third grade.

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At 00:02:00,510, Character said: Right. Yeah, yeah... Sarah.
Nice girl. Okay.

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At 00:02:03,012, Character said: Well, call us in the morning when
you're ready for us to pick you up.

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At 00:02:05,882, Character said:
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At 00:02:09,452, Character said: [Door closes]

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At 00:02:10,820, Character said: You don't have a friend
named Sarah with a back brace.

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At 00:02:13,189, Character said: True. But Mom and Dad don't know that.

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At 00:02:15,358, Character said: And they're too embarrassed to admit
they forgot one of my friends,

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At 00:02:17,560, Character said: especially one with a medical condition.

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At 00:02:19,595, Character said: The trick is to speak with confidence
and use specific details.

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At 00:02:22,932, Character said:
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At 00:02:24,767, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:02:26,469, Character said: Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

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At 00:02:28,137, Character said: If you don't have a sleepover,
where are you going?

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At 00:02:30,173, Character said: As soon as Mom and Dad leave,

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At 00:02:31,641, Character said: I'm checking into
the Dylan Alexander downtown.

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At 00:02:33,943, Character said: The hotel's comping me a free room

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At 00:02:35,545, Character said: in exchange for a review on my blog.

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At 00:02:37,547, Character said: Shannon's hotel room would be
a perfect place for us to drink.

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At 00:02:40,349, Character said: Sorry. I'm not entertaining
guests at this time.

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At 00:02:42,952, Character said: Oh, yeah? Well, what if we tell
the hotel about your little scam?

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At 00:02:45,455, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:02:46,756, Character said: Fine. You guys can come.

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At 00:02:48,825, Character said: But when we're there,
I'm a 40-year-old divorc?e

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At 00:02:51,027, Character said: with a mean case
of menstrual explosive disorder.

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At 00:02:53,663, Character said: I promise you no one will ask
any follow-up questions.

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At 00:02:56,499, Character said: - Can I ask one?
- Please don't.

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At 00:02:58,334, Character said:
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At 00:02:59,969, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:03:01,370, Character said: Oh, you guys have g***t to try
this chicken Parm.

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At 00:03:03,372, Character said: It is off... the... chain.

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At 00:03:05,074, Character said: - Mmm!
- You g***t to have some, too, pal.

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At 00:03:06,909, Character said: - Mm-mmm.
- Yup?

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At 00:03:07,743, Character said: Oh, yeah. Mm. Oh!

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At 00:03:09,312, Character said: - Right?
- Oh, yes!

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At 00:03:11,280, Character said: You should have g***t a boyfriend
years ago.

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At 00:03:12,782, Character said: Believe me, I thought about it.

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At 00:03:14,383, Character said: [Both laugh]

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At 00:03:15,184, Character said: Hi, Eileen. Pat.

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At 00:03:17,119, Character said: Bland-looking man I don't know.

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At 00:03:19,489, Character said: Oh, I'm Eileen's gentleman friend,

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At 00:03:21,891, Character said: Clive Murray... Esquire...

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At 00:03:24,660, Character said: is a magazine I read.

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At 00:03:26,496, Character said: Hello, Sheila DeMars.

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At 00:03:28,464, Character said: She's my Episcopalian archnemesis.

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At 00:03:30,333, Character said: She can hear you.

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At 00:03:31,434, Character said: That's okay.
She's my Catholic Lex Luthor.

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At 00:03:33,970, Character said: That's a nice blazer.

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At 00:03:35,171, Character said: Where'd you get it?

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At 00:03:36,472, Character said: Nordstrom... anniversary sale,
30% off. And you?

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At 00:03:39,542, Character said: Nordstrom rack...
clearance, 70% off.

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At 00:03:43,012, Character said: Yours touched more bodies than mine.

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At 00:03:44,614, Character said: I win.

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At 00:03:46,349, Character said: And you guys are here on a date?

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At 00:03:48,784, Character said: [Chuckling] Oh, no, it's not a date, no.

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At 00:03:50,219, Character said: No. Just three friends having dinner.

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At 00:03:52,355, Character said: Triple hurricane!

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At 00:03:54,156, Character said: We're a throuple.

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At 00:03:55,658, Character said: Sheila: A throuple?

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At 00:03:57,293, Character said: Well, what will you Catholics
think up next?

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At 00:03:59,929, Character said: Enjoy that hurricane.

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At 00:04:02,198, Character said: Uh, Broccolini, anyone?

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At 00:04:03,733, Character said: Mm, no, thanks.

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At 00:04:05,268, Character said: Um... you know what? I'm, uh...

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At 00:04:07,670, Character said: [Exhales sharply]

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At 00:04:08,671, Character said: I'm not feeling well all of a sudden.

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At 00:04:10,006, Character said: - What?
- I don't know.

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At 00:04:11,240, Character said: But you guys just stay and have fun.

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At 00:04:13,109, Character said: And... And it's... it's fine.
I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah.

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At 00:04:16,412, Character said: [Clears throat]

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At 00:04:18,414, Character said: That's odd.

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At 00:04:19,515, Character said: Pat usually loves Broccolini.

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At 00:04:22,018, Character said: Do you think he's embarrassed

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At 00:04:23,319, Character said: about the three of us
being here together?

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At 00:04:25,087, Character said: We're the ones
that should be embarrassed.

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At 00:04:26,622, Character said: We entered as a throuple,

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At 00:04:27,857, Character said: and we're gonna leave as a couple.

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At 00:04:29,692, Character said: [Laughter]

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At 00:04:31,394, Character said: Whoo! This place is perfect
to have my first drink!

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At 00:04:34,897, Character said: [Knock on door]

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At 00:04:35,932, Character said: - Who's that?
- I don't know.

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At 00:04:37,567, Character said: Back in the closet, Kenny. Go. Hide. Go.

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At 00:04:40,069, Character said: Come on, man.

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At 00:04:41,837, Character said: - Hide.
- Ow!

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