The Real ONeals s02e08 The Real Christmas.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,597, Character said: Kenny: When you're an
Irish-Catholic family in Chicago,

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At 00:00:02,978, Character said: it's sort of illegal to hate the holidays.

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At 00:00:05,017, Character said: Kenny: In fact, there wasn't
anything in the world,

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At 00:00:07,306, Character said: that Eileen O'Neal loved
more than Christmas...

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At 00:00:10,634, Character said: Except winning.

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At 00:00:12,226, Character said: Stop, stop, stop!

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At 00:00:14,261, Character said: Everybody stop.

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At 00:00:16,583, Character said: One of you... is off.

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At 00:00:21,120, Character said: Would the tone-deaf perpetrator
care to step forward?

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At 00:00:25,124, Character said: No?

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At 00:00:26,458, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:00:28,260, Character said: I could be wrong.

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At 00:00:31,230, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:00:33,265, Character said: [Intro to "Hark! The
Herald Angels Sing" plays]

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At 00:00:35,234, Character said:
Hark the herald angels sing


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At 00:00:38,571, Character said:
Glory to the newborn king


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At 00:00:40,506, Character said: You.

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At 00:00:42,908, Character said: Here.

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At 00:00:47,490, Character said: Start from the beginning.

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At 00:00:51,183, Character said: [Off-key]
Hark the herald


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At 00:00:53,652, Character said: [Squeals]

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At 00:00:54,653, Character said: Honey...

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At 00:00:55,821, Character said: you're making God sad.

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At 00:00:58,290, Character said: She thought the music teacher in
"Whiplash" was the hero.

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At 00:01:01,427, Character said: You know what, just go back to your spot.

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At 00:01:03,362, Character said: I'll deal with you later.

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At 00:01:05,497, Character said: [Sighs] Again!

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At 00:01:07,032, Character said: And remember, everybody...

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At 00:01:09,201, Character said: It's Christmas!

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At 00:01:10,675, Character said: - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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At 00:01:14,840, Character said: Don't worry about these first-day kinks.

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At 00:01:17,977, Character said: We'll get through it.

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At 00:01:19,378, Character said: Remember, every one of you
has a very special place here.

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At 00:01:22,781, Character said: We need to get rid of Allison.

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At 00:01:24,383, Character said: What? No! She's my friend.

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At 00:01:25,691, Character said: She's dead weight, Kenny.

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At 00:01:26,885, Character said: And St. Barklay's is hosting

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At 00:01:28,354, Character said: the Christmas Choir
Competition this year.

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At 00:01:30,556, Character said: I, for one, ** not gonna lose to
those Episcopalians again.

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At 00:01:33,392, Character said: As much as I love Allison, I don't
want want her messing up my solo.

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At 00:01:35,828, Character said: Jodi: Are you two kidding me?

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At 00:01:37,229, Character said: That is not the spirit of Christmas.

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At 00:01:38,998, Character said: Please let me take Allison under my wing.

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At 00:01:41,033, Character said: [Piano plays]

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At 00:01:43,369, Character said: I had a piano teacher.

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At 00:01:45,404, Character said: She disappeared.

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At 00:01:47,406, Character said: Yeah. Wish me luck.

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At 00:01:50,175, Character said: Hey, Mom.

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At 00:01:51,410, Character said: - I finished the Nativity.
- Oh!

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At 00:01:52,578, Character said: I think you're really gonna like
what I did with Joseph this year.

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At 00:01:54,872, Character said: Oh, okay, fine, I'll tell you.

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At 00:01:56,682, Character said: I gave him a porkpie hat.

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At 00:01:57,983, Character said: Oh, well, that's better

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At 00:01:59,184, Character said: than the soul patch you
gave him last year.

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At 00:02:01,220, Character said: I have a project for you.

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At 00:02:02,421, Character said: [Bag rustles]

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At 00:02:04,056, Character said: Oh, bro! It's a GoPro!

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At 00:02:06,091, Character said: Thanks, Mommy.

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At 00:02:07,393, Character said: No, I want you to do some
recon on the Episcopalians.

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At 00:02:10,396, Character said: Their director, Sheila DeMars...

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At 00:02:12,064, Character said: She's always one-upping us.

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At 00:02:13,198, Character said: I want you to find out
what they're singing,

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At 00:02:15,401, Character said: what robes they're wearing,

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At 00:02:16,568, Character said: and if she's had any recent work done.

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At 00:02:18,437, Character said: I'm on it.

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At 00:02:19,605, Character said: Okay, Mom, while
I support this chicanery,

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At 00:02:22,229, Character said: I don't think it's enough to win.

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At 00:02:23,163, Character said: I mean, I'm competition-ready,

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At 00:02:24,877, Character said: but the rest of this choir?

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At 00:02:26,412, Character said: Not up to snuff... Especially
Chronic Bronchitis Bill,

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At 00:02:28,781, Character said: who stood behind me today and
coughed bits of lung into my hair.

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At 00:02:31,250, Character said: Don't worry, Kenny.
I'm one step ahead of you.

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At 00:02:33,285, Character said: Part two of my plan is to recruit you

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At 00:02:35,354, Character said: some much-deserved backup.

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At 00:02:36,955, Character said: You're giving me my own Kelly Rowland?!

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At 00:02:39,291, Character said: I don't know what that means, but yes!

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At 00:02:41,026, Character said:



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At 00:02:42,294, Character said: Ethan sent me my Christmas gift early.

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At 00:02:44,229, Character said: Oh, yeah.

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At 00:02:45,531, Character said: You two have been getting
pretty serious, huh?

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At 00:02:46,824, Character said: What do you think it is, a journal?

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At 00:02:48,301, Character said: No, a really big locket.

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At 00:02:50,224, Character said: [Gasps]

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At 00:02:52,356, Character said: Or a watercolor of a
handsome Princess Di.

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At 00:02:55,607, Character said: Dad, it's Suze Orman circa 1995.

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At 00:02:58,310, Character said: Oh. So, this is a good gift?

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At 00:03:00,646, Character said: Of course! Ethan knows me.

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At 00:03:03,615, Character said: I have to get him something even better,

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At 00:03:05,417, Character said: something you can't buy in a store,

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At 00:03:07,252, Character said: something he can't get
from anyone else but me.

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At 00:03:09,488, Character said: Just don't overdo it, sweetheart, okay?

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At 00:03:11,290, Character said: You don't want to smother the guy.

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At 00:03:12,458, Character said: For example, I g***t Gloria

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At 00:03:14,049, Character said: a gift box from Shari's Berries.

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At 00:03:17,329, Character said: I have the vocabulary
of a Harvard scholar...

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At 00:03:20,232, Character said: and yet, there are no words.

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At 00:03:23,135, Character said: - [Organ plays]
- What?

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At 00:03:25,265, Character said: My mom is on a recon mission.

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At 00:03:27,573, Character said: She's basically an orchestral Terminator.

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At 00:03:30,976, Character said: [Dramatic music plays]

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At 00:03:32,344, Character said: [Beeping]

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At 00:03:41,520, Character said:
On a cold winter's
night that was so deep


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At 00:03:48,193, Character said:
Noel, noel


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At 00:03:50,629, Character said: Okay, everyone.

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At 00:03:51,930, Character said: Uh, I'd like you to meet Brett.

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At 00:03:54,500, Character said: Brett and his family
just moved here from Berlin,

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At 00:03:57,703, Character said: so let's give him a great,
big St. Barklay's willkommen.

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At 00:04:01,507, Character said: Uh, we're from Berlin,
New Jersey, actually.

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At 00:04:04,443, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:05,477, Character said: Well, that's still foreign to me.

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At 00:04:07,379, Character said: [Light laughter]

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At 00:04:08,380, Character said: Okay, have fun.

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At 00:04:12,151, Character said: Hi. Kenny.

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At 00:04:13,185, Character said: So excited to be working with you.

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At 00:04:15,954, Character said: It's actually really hard
to meet another baritenor

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At 00:04:18,157, Character said: who can soar over
the notes, you know?

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At 00:04:21,326, Character said: We're rare, like four-leaf clovers.

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At 00:04:24,196, Character said: And sociopaths.

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At 00:04:25,531, Character said: Actually, sociopaths aren't
as rare as you might think.

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At 00:04:29,072, Character said: Cool.

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At 00:04:30,295, Character said: Anyway, uh, when my
mom calls for "mezzo piano,"

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At 00:04:32,805, Character said: what she really means is "mezzo forte,"

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At 00:04:35,407, Character said: which can be mezza-confusing.

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At 00:04:37,183, Character said: That's really funny.
I don't get it. Who are you?

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At 00:04:39,478, Character said: Um, my... Eileen is my mom.

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At 00:04:42,548, Character said: You talk about your mom a lot.

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At 00:04:44,516, Character said:



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At 00:04:48,086, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:04:49,221, Character said: I'm so sorry about the misunderstanding.

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At 00:04:51,836, Character said: I mean, I just completely
forgot you have diverticulitis.

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At 00:04:54,297, Character said: Oh, it's fine. I mean, it's not
like the first thing I tell people

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At 00:04:56,995, Character said: is my intestines can't handle small,
hard particles.

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At 00:04:59,711, Character said: I should have listened to Shannon.

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At 00:05:00,774, Character said: She's the expert on gifts.

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At 00:05:02,668, Character said: She's been up in her room for hours

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At 00:05:03,895, Character said: working on Ethan's present.

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At 00:05:05,404, Character said: What's she getting him?

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At 00:05:06,405, Character said: She won't tell me.

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At 00:05:07,573, Character said: But apparently,

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At 00:05:08,481, Character said: it's something he can't get
from anyone else but her.

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At 00:05:10,909, Character said: [Chuckles]

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At 00:05:12,611, Character said: What?

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