The Real ONeals s01e12 The Real Rules.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Kenny: If life was fair,

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At 00:00:01,117, Character said: today would be the last day of school,

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At 00:00:03,499, Character said: but because Chicago had six snow days

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At 00:00:05,899, Character said: and our school adds those
on to the end of the year,

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At 00:00:08,535, Character said: it is the sixth-to-the-last day of school.

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At 00:00:11,704, Character said: [Sighs] What is happening?

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At 00:00:12,906, Character said: Is the A.C. not working?

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At 00:00:14,407, Character said: Why are you wearing a sweater?

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At 00:00:15,909, Character said: Because it completes the look,

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At 00:00:17,644, Character said: and I'm not willing to give that up

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At 00:00:18,945, Character said: just because Mom and Dad
won't fix the air conditioner!

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At 00:00:21,948, Character said: Ugh. I can't believe we have
to take the finals in this heat.

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At 00:00:23,950, Character said: And Irish people do not
handle heat attractively.

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At 00:00:27,487, Character said: - [Groans]
- I blame the heat

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At 00:00:28,755, Character said: on all the climate
deniers in the government.

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At 00:00:30,790, Character said: Is there any chance that school
would cancel finals this year

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At 00:00:32,392, Character said: because it's so hot?

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At 00:00:33,660, Character said: The school might, but
Mom wouldn't let them.

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At 00:00:35,728, Character said: Whew.

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At 00:00:37,764, Character said: Brain smoothie for you.
Brain smoothie for you.

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At 00:00:40,733, Character said: And before you ask, Jimmy, no,
it is not made of brains.

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At 00:00:46,389, Character said: I g***t to absorb as much
cool as possible before I go.

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At 00:00:49,558, Character said: I might put this chicken in my unders.

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At 00:00:51,627, Character said: Mom, can we please, please

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At 00:00:53,929, Character said: take a break from studying after
school and go to the lake?

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At 00:00:56,098, Character said: Absolutely not. You're
on lockdown all weekend.

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At 00:00:58,567, Character said: You kids are gonna turn
any minuses into pluses.

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At 00:01:01,604, Character said: Not the way Jimmy does it... with a pen.

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At 00:01:03,773, Character said: Morning, guys.

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At 00:01:10,079, Character said: [Fabric creaking]

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At 00:01:14,917, Character said: Shannon: Is Dad wearing skinny jeans?

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At 00:01:17,086, Character said: Kenny: Should we say something?

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At 00:01:20,280, Character said: - Hey, Dad.
- Mm?

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At 00:01:21,581, Character said: Could we please try and convince Mom

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At 00:01:24,250, Character said: to let us have the afternoon
off from studying for finals?

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At 00:01:26,553, Character said: Um, sorry, kids.

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At 00:01:27,820, Character said: Your mom and I are on
the same page on this one.

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At 00:01:42,135, Character said: [Fabric creaking]

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At 00:01:43,303, Character said: Hey, can I get that for you?

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At 00:01:44,571, Character said: Yes, please.

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At 00:01:50,813, Character said: Do I still have to study?

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At 00:01:52,211, Character said: Give me the d***n bagel.

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At 00:01:53,212, Character said: [Growls]

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At 00:01:55,497, Character said: Hey, while I've g***t you...

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At 00:01:56,999, Character said: this door is swollen from the heat,

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At 00:01:58,434, Character said: - and it keeps sticking.
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:59,835, Character said: Could you take a break from
sweating, try and fix it?

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At 00:02:02,037, Character said: Hey, we can't all will our
bodies not to sweat, like you.

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At 00:02:04,673, Character said: Can't or won't?

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At 00:02:06,041, Character said: Look, I'll look at the door,

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At 00:02:07,610, Character said: but [Clears throat] I need to talk to you.

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At 00:02:09,945, Character said: Is it about your silly jeans?

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At 00:02:12,848, Character said: Styles have changed, Eileen.

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At 00:02:14,516, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:15,258, Character said: Anyway, uh, I sorta,
kinda... [Clears throat]

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At 00:02:18,387, Character said: - ** having a beverage...
- Mm.

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At 00:02:20,422, Character said: - with someone that I work with...
- Mm.

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At 00:02:22,591, Character said: who is not a man.

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At 00:02:24,226, Character said: - Hence the jeans.
- Oh.

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At 00:02:25,527, Character said: Well, um...

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At 00:02:28,197, Character said: Okay. That's fine.

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At 00:02:30,285, Character said: Is this like when you said you were fine

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At 00:02:31,586, Character said: with me getting a motorcycle,
and then I came home

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At 00:02:33,522, Character said: and it had turned into a minivan?

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At 00:02:35,657, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:02:36,992, Character said: It's time for us to start moving on.

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At 00:02:38,827, Character said: Okay, well, that's... that's great.

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At 00:02:41,763, Character said: I'm really relieved.

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At 00:02:43,465, Character said: But just so you know,
I'm not making waffles

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At 00:02:45,033, Character said: for any visiting tramps
who don't eat carbs anyway.

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At 00:02:46,835, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:02:47,903, Character said: Um, and while we're making rules, um...

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At 00:02:50,605, Character said: Let's not date anybody
the other person knows.

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At 00:02:52,541, Character said: Also, we can't introduce
anyone to the kids

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At 00:02:54,476, Character said: until we tell each other about it first.

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At 00:02:56,278, Character said: Good idea.

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At 00:02:57,000, Character said: And, uh...

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At 00:02:59,469, Character said: One last thing.

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At 00:03:00,637, Character said: Hm.

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At 00:03:03,509, Character said: Yeah, I been wondering when we

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At 00:03:04,736, Character said: were gonna get around to this.

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At 00:03:06,101, Character said: I didn't want to be first, but it's time.

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At 00:03:08,203, Character said: Maybe we should do it together.

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At 00:03:09,705, Character said: - Okay.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:11,573, Character said: - Really on there.
- Yeah. [Chuckles]

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At 00:03:13,742, Character said: [Grunts] It's the heat, you know.

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At 00:03:15,377, Character said: - That under my wedding weight.
- Me too.

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At 00:03:17,849, Character said: [Grunts] Here, why don't

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At 00:03:18,720, Character said: - you, and I'll...
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:19,715, Character said: Okay. Good idea.

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At 00:03:21,650, Character said: If it had been this hard to get my

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At 00:03:22,894, Character said: pants off, we wouldn't be here.

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At 00:03:24,086, Character said: [Grunts]

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At 00:03:25,124, Character said: Synced and corrected by VitoSilans
- www.Addic7ed.com -

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At 00:03:29,158, Character said: Okay, so, Pat has a date,

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At 00:03:31,093, Character said: but I think before you get jealous,

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At 00:03:33,095, Character said: we should set up an
online profile for you.

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At 00:03:34,963, Character said: I've always wanted to
try Farmersmainly.com.

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At 00:03:37,633, Character said: Strong man with callused hands...

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At 00:03:40,000, Character said: I don't want what you want, Jodi.

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At 00:03:41,768, Character said: But we're so similar.

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At 00:03:42,936, Character said: This may surprise you,

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At 00:03:44,338, Character said: but I'm happy having my own space,

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At 00:03:46,540, Character said: my own time, my own callused hands.

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At 00:03:49,543, Character said: I installed that ceiling fan by myself...

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At 00:03:51,712, Character said: with Chinese instructions.

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At 00:03:53,213, Character said: But don't you yearn for human contact?

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At 00:03:55,148, Character said: I don't even want to be having this

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At 00:03:56,510, Character said: conversation with you right now.

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At 00:03:58,952, Character said: - [Telephone rings]
- Mm.

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At 00:04:00,721, Character said: [Telephone beeps]

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At 00:04:01,722, Character said: [Clears throat] Hello.

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At 00:04:03,023, Character said: Hi, Mrs. O'Neal. This
is Vice Principal Murray.

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At 00:04:04,891, Character said: I'm calling about your daughter.

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At 00:04:06,660, Character said: Ohh, no. What did Shannon do now?

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At 00:04:08,362, Character said: Well, I think it'd be best

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At 00:04:09,563, Character said: for you to come and speak in person.

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At 00:04:11,565, Character said: The students are furious
school isn't over yet,

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At 00:04:13,133, Character said: and it's... it's not safe for me to leave

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At 00:04:14,735, Character said: until the sun goes down.

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At 00:04:15,969, Character said: Fine. I'll... I'll be right there.

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At 00:04:18,203, Character said: Jodi, I'm sorry. I've g***t to go.

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At 00:04:19,705, Character said: Okay, one question.

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At 00:04:21,006, Character said: Do you know how to or would
you be willing to learn

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At 00:04:23,142, Character said: how to use a tractor?

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At 00:04:24,109, Character said: I said no!

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At 00:04:26,078, Character said: [Gasps]

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At 00:04:27,279, Character said: This guy's part-time rodeo clown,

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At 00:04:29,047, Character said: full-time hottie.

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At 00:04:30,949, Character said: Girl: I know you're in there, Murray.

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At 00:04:32,317, Character said: Stay away from my car!

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At 00:04:33,919, Character said: [Knock on door]

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At 00:04:36,321, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:04:37,423, Character said: Oh. Hi. Uh, Mrs. O'Neal.

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At 00:04:39,892, Character said: Come in. [Sighs]

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At 00:04:41,093, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:04:42,161, Character said: Okay? ** I okay?

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At 00:04:43,729, Character said: Well, the extra week of school
means I'm not on my biking tour

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At 00:04:45,998, Character said: through the wine country of Wisconsin,

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At 00:04:48,066, Character said: so that's not okay.

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At 00:04:49,568, Character said: I...Thought you called me
here to...