The Real Oneals The Real Acceptance Eng S02E10 Subtitles

At 00:00:00,423, Character said: Kenny: I ** on cloud nine.

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At 00:00:02,368, Character said: Another afternoon
rendezvous with Brett.

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At 00:00:04,629, Character said: And I ** buzzing with
romance and macchiatos.

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At 00:00:07,649, Character said: Hey, listen, I've been
meaning to talk to you

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At 00:00:09,501, Character said: about something, but I
didn't know how to say it

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At 00:00:11,636, Character said: without possibly freaking you out.

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At 00:00:13,639, Character said: Oh, God. Here we go.

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At 00:00:14,773, Character said: Webbed toes? Money problems?

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At 00:00:16,708, Character said: Or worse... bisexual?!

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At 00:00:18,526, Character said: [Clears throat]

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At 00:00:19,594, Character said: - Go ahead?
- Okay.

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At 00:00:21,262, Character said: I was wondering if you wanted
to go to the Sia concert with me.

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At 00:00:25,583, Character said: That's it?

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At 00:00:26,718, Character said: Okay, that's not the freak-out part.

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At 00:00:28,687, Character said: Um, I was wondering if
you wanted to go with me

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At 00:00:31,556, Character said: as my... boyfriend.

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At 00:00:35,461, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:00:36,461, Character said: S-Sure. Yeah.

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At 00:00:37,979, Character said: And sure... to both.

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At 00:00:39,447, Character said: I would...

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At 00:00:41,449, Character said: love to see Sia with you.

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At 00:00:43,418, Character said: I will see ya there at Sia.

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At 00:00:46,604, Character said: Works both ways, bu you don't, right?

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At 00:00:48,606, Character said: [Laughs nervously]

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At 00:00:49,691, Character said: Okay, bye.

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At 00:00:51,659, Character said: Don't freak out. You g***t this.

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At 00:00:53,845, Character said: Just a few more steps
to keep your cool.

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At 00:00:55,997, Character said: [Sweeping music plays, birds chirping]

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At 00:00:58,817, Character said:
I finally have a boyfriend


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At 00:01:02,353, Character said:
It's gonna last forever


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At 00:01:05,090, Character said: Aw. So cute.

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At 00:01:06,307, Character said:
He puts the "twink" in "twinkle"


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At 00:01:08,376, Character said:
In my eye


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At 00:01:10,311, Character said: Okay. I give it a month.

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At 00:01:12,764, Character said:
I know that this may sound gay


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At 00:01:16,384, Character said:
I'm a dancing clich?


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At 00:01:19,587, Character said:
I've been shot by Cupid


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At 00:01:21,456, Character said:
In my butt


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At 00:01:23,141, Character said: Hey! Give me back my baby!

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At 00:01:25,710, Character said:
His face is on my cellphone


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At 00:01:28,880, Character said:
As my emergency contact


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At 00:01:32,267, Character said:
Just when I thought that
I would die alooooone


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At 00:01:47,199, Character said:
Birds are singing, the sky is bluer


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At 00:01:50,351, Character said:
Air smells crisper


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At 00:01:52,286, Character said:
I g***t a man now


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At 00:01:53,921, Character said: [Laughter]

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At 00:01:55,306, Character said:
He's charming and he's
funny and he's handsome


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At 00:01:57,709, Character said:
He makes me better


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At 00:02:00,795, Character said:
I feel taller


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At 00:02:03,882, Character said: - [Chirping]
- Oh, hi!

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At 00:02:05,500, Character said:
** I taller?


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At 00:02:11,824, Character said:
'Cause finally, my fantasies


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At 00:02:15,843, Character said:
Have become reality


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At 00:02:18,613, Character said:
And I finally have a boyfriend


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At 00:02:25,670, Character said:
But how do I tell my parents?


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At 00:02:29,908, Character said:
What if they don't accept him?


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At 00:02:33,995, Character said:
They're still getting
used to the fact


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At 00:02:37,198, Character said:
That I ** gay


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At 00:02:41,235, Character said:
Maybe you shouldn't tell them


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At 00:02:44,255, Character said: [Giggles]

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At 00:02:45,473, Character said: [Knock on door]

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At 00:02:46,641, Character said: Hey! Ginger Rogers!

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At 00:02:49,160, Character said: Get in here and help me with the dishes.

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At 00:02:51,612, Character said: Oh, Kenny. You're screwed.

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At 00:02:54,746, Character said: - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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At 00:02:59,771, Character said: This is a ticket to a Sia concert

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At 00:03:02,023, Character said: that my boyfriend g***t me.

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At 00:03:03,591, Character said: "What did you say?"

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At 00:03:04,609, Character said: "My boyfriend!"

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At 00:03:06,294, Character said: - Dude, I never thought it would happen.
- Right?

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At 00:03:08,996, Character said: Not because you're not awesome,

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At 00:03:10,237, Character said: but because for a desperate
guy, you're pretty picky.

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At 00:03:12,767, Character said: Okay, I really need
your support right now.

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At 00:03:14,407, Character said: I'm about to go break the
boyfriend news to Mom and Dad.

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At 00:03:16,543, Character said: They'll be fine. They
already know you're gay.

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At 00:03:18,556, Character said: I've only been gay with myself.

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At 00:03:20,425, Character said: I've never gotten to be
gay with another person.

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At 00:03:22,743, Character said: And Mom gets upset when I
even mention the thought

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At 00:03:24,775, Character said: of marrying Anderson Cooper.

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At 00:03:26,264, Character said: Okay. I have good news to tell them.

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At 00:03:28,388, Character said: Right? So I tell them my good news,

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At 00:03:30,685, Character said: then you tell them your news,

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At 00:03:32,086, Character said: and then they won't even hear it.

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At 00:03:33,862, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:03:34,769, Character said: What news could you possibly have

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At 00:03:36,524, Character said: that would eclipse
me having a boyfriend?

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At 00:03:38,776, Character said: I scored over 1,000 on my SATs.

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At 00:03:41,362, Character said: You whaaat?!

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At 00:03:43,114, Character said: That is such great
news! Aren't we happy?

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At 00:03:44,671, Character said: Nothing could ruin this moment.

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At 00:03:45,839, Character said: - I also have news.
- Shh. Hang on, Kenny.

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At 00:03:47,702, Character said: I have so many questions.

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At 00:03:48,804, Character said: What? H-How? Why?

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At 00:03:50,188, Character said: Shannon has been tutoring
me for the past few months.

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At 00:03:52,874, Character said: That doesn't sound like
something Shannon would do

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At 00:03:54,906, Character said: out of the kindness of her heart.

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At 00:03:56,310, Character said: It's not.

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At 00:03:57,378, Character said: I did it because you
promised Jimmy a car

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At 00:03:59,197, Character said: if he broke 1,000 on his SATs.

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At 00:04:00,748, Character said: And one day, his car's
going to be my hand-me-down.

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At 00:04:03,150, Character said: Wait. Hang on.

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At 00:04:04,269, Character said: We did not promise to get Jimmy a car.

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At 00:04:05,827, Character said: Hey, I feel like we're
veering off course.

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At 00:04:07,193, Character said: Maybe we could circle back to my news?

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At 00:04:08,695, Character said: I knew you would react this way.

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At 00:04:10,725, Character said: Jimmy: If I get over 1,000 on the SATs,

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At 00:04:13,127, Character said: then you guys promise
to buy me a car?

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At 00:04:14,846, Character said: [Eileen and Pat laughing hysterically]

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At 00:04:19,300, Character said: Go ahead and fast-forward a little bit.

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At 00:04:20,968, Character said: [Laughter continues]

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At 00:04:24,505, Character said: [Both sighing "Oh"]

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At 00:04:25,907, Character said: Pat: Fine. We will get you a car.

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At 00:04:28,209, Character said: Do you think it's good
to have role models

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At 00:04:30,344, Character said: who break their promises?

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At 00:04:31,462, Character said: Or who laugh at your hopes and dreams?

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At 00:04:33,748, Character said: Pat, can I whisper-argue with you
over here for a second, please?

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At 00:04:35,822, Character said: [Whispering] What the hell was that?!

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At 00:04:37,685, Character said: I thought you had good news.

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At 00:04:38,858, Character said: I do. I'm getting a car.

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At 00:04:40,538, Character said: Okay, that's not good for me.

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At 00:04:42,223, Character said: It's great for me.

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At 00:04:43,357, Character said: All right, your mother
and I have decided

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At 00:04:45,393, Character said: to uphold our promise.

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At 00:04:46,894, Character said: You can get a new used car.

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At 00:04:49,647, Character said: - And I'm going with you to buy it.
- Wha...?

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At 00:04:51,699, Character said: - You two turkeys would get
swindled in a heartbeat. - Hey!

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At 00:04:55,186, Character said: Pat, your biggest flaw is that
you're just too nice to people.

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At 00:04:59,224, Character said: He is.

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At 00:05:00,792, Character said: He's the nicest one.

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At 00:05:02,310, Character said: He's the nicest one in our family.

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At 00:05:04,612, Character said: Up yours!

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At 00:05:05,713, Character said: I'm nice!

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At 00:05:06,714, Character said: Owww-wuh!

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At 00:05:09,101, Character said: - Hey, Dad.
- Hey.

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At 00:05:11,436, Character said: Wow. Your tiny house makes
that sandwich look very large.

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At 00:05:14,689, Character said: Mm. It's a hoagie, and it serves four.

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At 00:05:17,124, Character said: While I have ya, I have
some pretty big news.

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At 00:05:20,795, Character said: And I'm only telling you
and not Mom because...

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At 00:05:24,265, Character said: you're the cool parent.

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At 00:05:27,419, Character said: I have a boyfriend. His name is
Brett. I want you to meet him.

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At 00:05:29,971, Character said: I hope you like him,
because if...