The Real ONeals s02e14 The Real Heartbreak.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,109, Character said: Kenny: Whoever said
that time heals wounds

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At 00:00:02,443, Character said: clearly never g***t dumped.

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At 00:00:04,712, Character said: Ever since Brett broke up with me,

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At 00:00:06,847, Character said: the world has stopped turning,
the birds have gone quiet.

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At 00:00:10,084, Character said: Even the leaves have wilted away.

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At 00:00:11,919, Character said: I mean, it's winter, but still.

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At 00:00:14,154, Character said: I feel raw, like I'm trapped
in an early '90s music video.

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At 00:00:18,358, Character said: [Roxette's
"It Must Have Been Love" plays]

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At 00:00:20,027, Character said:
Lay a whisper


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At 00:00:23,330, Character said:
On my pillow


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At 00:00:25,999, Character said:
Leave the winter


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At 00:00:29,269, Character said:
On the ground


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At 00:00:32,206, Character said:
I wake up lonely


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At 00:00:34,942, Character said:
There's air of silence


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At 00:00:38,212, Character said:
In the bedroom


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At 00:00:40,881, Character said:
And all around


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At 00:00:43,851, Character said:
Touch me now


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At 00:00:46,754, Character said:
I close my eyes


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At 00:00:49,323, Character said:
And dream away


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At 00:00:54,929, Character said:
It must have been love


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At 00:00:57,731, Character said:
But it's over now


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At 00:01:01,001, Character said:
It must have been good


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At 00:01:03,671, Character said:
But I lost it somehow


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At 00:01:07,007, Character said:
It must have been love


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At 00:01:09,009, Character said: [Pounding]

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At 00:01:10,110, Character said:
But it's over now


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At 00:01:11,345, Character said: Turn that d***n song off!

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At 00:01:13,080, Character said: - Ugh!
- It's seeping into my brain.

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At 00:01:16,083, Character said: Yeah, in my dream last night,

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At 00:01:17,151, Character said: I was about to do it with Blake Lively

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At 00:01:18,519, Character said: when I started singing it to her.

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At 00:01:19,687, Character said: So she turned me down.

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At 00:01:20,921, Character said: And then she morphed into a crab.

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At 00:01:22,823, Character said: And I screamed.

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At 00:01:24,925, Character said: Well, it's Valentine's Day,

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At 00:01:27,528, Character said: so someone has to make sure
Kenny doesn't walk into traffic.

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At 00:01:30,097, Character said: I would watch him,
but I'm hanging out with Ethan.

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At 00:01:32,266, Character said: Well, don't look at me.
I think it's a stupid holiday.

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At 00:01:34,935, Character said: It's just a marketing ploy
to get people to buy chocolates

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At 00:01:37,438, Character said: and teddy bears
and all those other things

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At 00:01:39,339, Character said: people just don't need.

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At 00:01:40,374, Character said: If that's your veiled attempt

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At 00:01:41,608, Character said: of getting me to thin out
my teddy bear collection,

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At 00:01:43,577, Character said: the joke is on you
because I just bought more!

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At 00:01:46,814, Character said: Valentine's day is a completely
impractical holiday.

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At 00:01:49,450, Character said: All you need is toothpaste
and a 12 pack of tube socks,

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At 00:01:52,252, Character said: which is what I will buy tonight

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At 00:01:53,887, Character said: as we celebrate our yearly tradition

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At 00:01:55,689, Character said: of going warehouse shopping at Valueco.

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At 00:01:57,624, Character said: Well, I ** going to honor
my first Valentine's Day

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At 00:02:01,195, Character said: as a single man and not go to Valueco.

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At 00:02:04,031, Character said: - Pat, no!
- Pat, yes.

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At 00:02:05,899, Character said: I may be a little rusty,
but I ** going out tonight.

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At 00:02:08,836, Character said: Try to meet a woman,
figure out what a tapa is.

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At 00:02:11,805, Character said: I think it's a fruit.

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At 00:02:13,173, Character said: I'll be your hype man, you know?

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At 00:02:14,675, Character said: But I would prefer to go to
a tapa-less bar. [topless]

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At 00:02:17,077, Character said: - I don't like fruit.
- Well, wherever you end up,

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At 00:02:19,279, Character said: - you're gonna take Kenny with you.
- No, no, no!

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At 00:02:21,715, Character said: This is supposed to be
my first Valentine's Day

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At 00:02:23,650, Character said: without a gloomy buzzkill.

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At 00:02:24,952, Character said: Oh, please. Kenny's not that bad.

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At 00:02:27,223, Character said: You won't even notice he's there.

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At 00:02:28,322, Character said: [Funeral dirge plays]

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At 00:02:41,301, Character said: Is that my sweater from J. Jill?

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At 00:02:43,137, Character said: I have to mourn,
and I don't own anything black.

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At 00:02:46,440, Character said: Okay, well, whatever helps you cope,
that's perfectly fine with me.

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At 00:02:50,177, Character said: Just don't play that song again.

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At 00:02:52,446, Character said: I won't.

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At 00:02:56,683, Character said: ...play it.

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At 00:02:58,819, Character said:
It must have been love


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At 00:03:01,121, Character said:
But it's over now


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At 00:03:03,820, Character said: Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www. addic7ed .com

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At 00:03:07,995, Character said: Where are you taking Eileen tonight?

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At 00:03:09,997, Character said: Oh, no, I'm spending
the evening with mother.

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At 00:03:12,432, Character said: We're gonna dust off the old Slanket

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At 00:03:14,434, Character said: and relive the magic that was "iCarly."

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At 00:03:16,570, Character said: Wait, you're not seeing your girlfriend?

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At 00:03:19,273, Character said: Oh, no, don't tell me
Eileen's still doing

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At 00:03:22,075, Character said: her stupid Valueco ritual.

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At 00:03:24,011, Character said: Eileen: D***n right she is.
And let me tell you why.

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At 00:03:27,314, Character said: There's no crowds.
Everything's two-for-one.

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At 00:03:30,050, Character said: It's heaven.

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At 00:03:31,118, Character said: You should be spending tonight with him.

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At 00:03:33,186, Character said: Oh, it's okay.

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At 00:03:34,321, Character said: I respect her wishes
not to observe the holiday,

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At 00:03:36,390, Character said: unless you're reconsidering because Cupid
hit you with his little love arrow.

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At 00:03:40,193, Character said: I ** not moved by a flying fat man-baby.

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At 00:03:42,996, Character said: Enjoy the rest of your
no-big-deal Tuesday.

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At 00:03:52,053, Character said: You are a Valentine's Day Scrooge.

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At 00:03:54,007, Character said: I ** not.

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At 00:03:55,242, Character said: Clive's known about this
since the day after Christmas,

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At 00:03:57,077, Character said: when they started putting up
all the Valentine's stuff.

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At 00:03:59,579, Character said: You know that's how stores
try to monetize love.

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At 00:04:02,015, Character said: You know who else does that?

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At 00:04:03,583, Character said: Pimps.

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At 00:04:04,651, Character said: They're a lot less
in-your-face about it.

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At 00:04:06,186, Character said: Well, I enjoy the holiday,

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At 00:04:07,387, Character said: but I'm not doing
anything special, either.

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At 00:04:09,256, Character said: Why don't you stop by here
before Valueco?

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At 00:04:11,525, Character said: We're doing inventory tonight.

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At 00:04:12,960, Character said: Oh, perfect! I love inventory!

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At 00:04:14,910, Character said: Do I get a clipboard and a checklist

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At 00:04:16,239, Character said: and one of those little
clicker counters?

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At 00:04:17,898, Character said: We don't have one of those.

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At 00:04:19,232, Character said: Oh, okay. That's fine.
I have one at home.

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At 00:04:21,301, Character said: How ** I the one who's single?

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At 00:04:23,904, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:04:24,972, Character said: Yes, I would like some tapa.

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At 00:04:35,515, Character said: Hey, just don't get
in your head tonight, okay?

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At 00:04:38,452, Character said: We're just regular dudes hanging out
on a regular Tuesday.

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At 00:04:41,455, Character said: But it's Valentine's.

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At 00:04:43,093, Character said: I had this entire day planned

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At 00:04:44,687, Character said: since the moment
Brett and I started dating.

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At 00:04:46,560, Character said: Who says it's Valentine's Day?
Some stupid calendar?

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At 00:04:49,562, Character said: It might offer
a daily inspirational quote,

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At 00:04:51,932, Character said: but it can't tell us what day it is.

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At 00:04:53,734, Character said: All right.

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At 00:04:57,104, Character said: [Ohio Players'
"Love Rollercoaster" playing]

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At 00:05:02,442, Character said: You know what? It's...
This is not a big deal.

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At 00:05:05,312, Character said: It's, uh...
It's just a bunch of balloons.

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At 00:05:07,639, Character said: Yeah. Just pretend
it's heart disease awareness.

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At 00:05:10,917, Character said: Brett's uncle has a bad heart.

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At 00:05:12,586, Character said: Now I'll never get to meet him.

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At 00:05:14,321, Character said: You know what,
it's all about your perspective.

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At 00:05:16,890, Character said: See, if you... if you turn it
upside-down, you get a butt.

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At 00:05:19,960, Character said: If you point it out, boobies!

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At 00:05:22,362, Character said: Brett's uncle has boobies.

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At 00:05:24,383, Character said: That's how they diagnosed
his heart disease.

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At 00:05:26,566, Character said: Come on, buddy.
Let's try and cheer up, okay?

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At 00:05:29,636, Character said: Let's not talk about Brett
anymore or his uncle's breasts.

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At 00:05:32,706, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:33,907, Character said: But Brett was my first real
relationship, and I messed it up.

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