The Real Oneals The Real Fit Eng S02E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,273, Character said: See, now, this is exactly

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At 00:00:02,681, Character said: what I want to do to the
garage before I move in.

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At 00:00:04,860, Character said: Tiny house.

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At 00:00:06,160, Character said: Shannon: I don't know.
It feels like they're using

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At 00:00:07,796, Character said: an awfully wide-angle lens to make that

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At 00:00:09,431, Character said: kitchenette/dining room/
hang zone feel roomy.

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At 00:00:12,634, Character said: I'm with Dad. Tiny houses are awesome.

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At 00:00:14,369, Character said: You know what we should build first?

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At 00:00:15,871, Character said: - Hmm?
- A toilet desk.

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At 00:00:17,806, Character said: Do your business while you're
doing... your business.

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At 00:00:21,299, Character said: - [Chuckles]
- Okay.

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At 00:00:22,877, Character said: That is just an incredibly...

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At 00:00:25,513, Character said: space-efficient idea, Jimbo.

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At 00:00:28,043, Character said: - Right?
- Huh?

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At 00:00:29,017, Character said: But you have your SATs
in two weeks, okay?

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At 00:00:30,885, Character said: And I don't want you
juxtaposing your time.

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At 00:00:34,188, Character said: Ha! Nice try. I know that's not a word.

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At 00:00:36,124, Character said: No, it is, but he used it wrong.

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At 00:00:37,892, Character said: No one wins.

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At 00:00:38,959, Character said: Oh, hey, housemate.

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At 00:00:40,828, Character said: How was your hike with Clive?

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At 00:00:42,062, Character said: A bird pooped on my shirt.

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At 00:00:43,664, Character said: Just my luck.

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At 00:00:45,165, Character said: Or it could be God's judgment
for you openly dating

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At 00:00:47,200, Character said: our vice principal while you're
still living with your husband.

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At 00:00:49,737, Character said: That's very funny, Shannon,
but it doesn't work like that.

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At 00:00:51,672, Character said: I think.

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At 00:00:53,006, Character said: Well, you're not gonna have to worry

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At 00:00:54,207, Character said: about the "me living here"
part much longer,

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At 00:00:56,043, Character said: because tomorrow,

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At 00:00:57,144, Character said: I start converting the garage.

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At 00:00:59,846, Character said: Dug out all my old tools. Ready to go.

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At 00:01:02,182, Character said: Well, why don't you get
someone to help you,

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At 00:01:03,917, Character said: you know, someone who's actually handy?

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At 00:01:05,652, Character said: What do you mean? I'm handy.

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At 00:01:07,354, Character said: I put together the bookc...

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At 00:01:09,887, Character said: Oh, never mind.

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At 00:01:11,707, Character said: Why don't you call your brother
Dwayne, have him drive down?

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At 00:01:13,879, Character said: - [Gasps]
- I'm sure he'd love to help you.

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At 00:01:15,299, Character said: Of course he would.

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At 00:01:16,329, Character said: But then we'd all have to sit
and listen to his heroic tales

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At 00:01:19,165, Character said: of how he's the greatest
fireman in the world.

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At 00:01:21,000, Character said: Just call him.

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At 00:01:21,935, Character said: Fine. I'll call him.

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At 00:01:23,722, Character said: I'm surprised no one asked
me for my help.

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At 00:01:26,606, Character said: [Chuckling] Okay.

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At 00:01:27,906, Character said: - [Wobbling]
- Has to warm up.

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At 00:01:30,676, Character said: - [Wobbling]
- Okay.

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At 00:01:32,749, Character said: Maybe I just need to work
on my core strength first.

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At 00:01:34,713, Character said: Let me see it.

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At 00:01:36,282, Character said: Steady as a rock.

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At 00:01:38,017, Character said: I could literally do this all day.

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At 00:01:40,964, Character said: - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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At 00:01:45,423, Character said: Guess who's getting his booty
blasted at 4:00 p.m. today!

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At 00:01:48,927, Character said: - There has to be a line, Kenny!
- No, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:01:51,096, Character said: It's an exercise class I signed up for...

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At 00:01:52,698, Character said: Booty Blast Cross Training.

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At 00:01:54,566, Character said: But the instructor is a cutie.

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At 00:01:59,304, Character said: You know, I've been
meaning to hit the gym.

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At 00:02:01,473, Character said: Yeah. Not really liking
where this is going.

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At 00:02:03,708, Character said: Oh, come on. It'd be fun
to take a class together.

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At 00:02:06,811, Character said: No! You're just trying to jock-block me.

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At 00:02:09,047, Character said: Absolutely not.

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At 00:02:10,715, Character said: Is there anything so crazy

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At 00:02:12,217, Character said: about me wanting to get in shape
and live a healthy lifestyle?

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At 00:02:14,785, Character said: - Who wants candy?
- Me!

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At 00:02:16,421, Character said: I've g***t extra, because, apparently,

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At 00:02:18,455, Character said: some people thinks
it's creepy to push a few kids

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At 00:02:20,925, Character said: on the swings to satisfy
your baby craving.

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At 00:02:22,560, Character said: Some of those people are in this room.

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At 00:02:24,829, Character said: - [Motorcycle approaches]
- Oh, no.

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At 00:02:26,497, Character said: That's the sound of the
motorcycle I g***t married on.

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At 00:02:28,232, Character said: What the hell is Dwayne doing here?

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At 00:02:29,567, Character said: He's helping Pat build the tiny...

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At 00:02:31,168, Character said: B-B-Bup! There's no time for answers.

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At 00:02:32,670, Character said: I can't have him see me like this.

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At 00:02:34,038, Character said: - Why? You look great.
- I know. That's the problem.

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At 00:02:36,006, Character said: We've been divorced five years.

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At 00:02:37,341, Character said: He still can't keep his hands off me.

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At 00:02:39,176, Character said: I need something ugly.
Eileen, give me that scarf!

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At 00:02:40,977, Character said: I just g***t this at Talbots. Wha...

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At 00:02:43,947, Character said: Shannon, glasses!

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At 00:02:45,082, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:02:48,852, Character said: - Bad?
- Eh.

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At 00:02:50,620, Character said: Has anybody seen my baby bro?

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At 00:02:53,189, Character said: Because I cannot find him anywhere.

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At 00:02:54,991, Character said: - Hi, Uncle Dwayne!
- Hi, Uncle Dwayne!

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At 00:02:56,860, Character said: Hey! I think everybody's sick

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At 00:02:58,327, Character said: of the old fireman carry bit, Dwayne.

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At 00:03:00,096, Character said: - Nope.
- Scores every time.

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At 00:03:01,932, Character said: [Grunts]

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At 00:03:03,600, Character said: Patty's just jealous because
he's the only brother

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At 00:03:05,936, Character said: that never became a fireman.

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At 00:03:07,870, Character said: Wouldn't even take the test

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At 00:03:08,914, Character said: because he couldn't stand
the heat, iterally.

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At 00:03:10,973, Character said: Look, like I've told you,
Paul, Sean, Mark, and Brendan

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At 00:03:13,209, Character said: a million times, I became a cop

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At 00:03:15,044, Character said: because I wanted to save people
who weren't on fire.

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At 00:03:17,513, Character said: Shannon, I see you're still
the smartest one here.

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At 00:03:20,116, Character said: And I can't see anything.

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At 00:03:21,617, Character said: Kenny, I understand you're
a homosexual now.

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At 00:03:23,953, Character said: - Up top.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:25,487, Character said: Eileen, not yet divorced,

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At 00:03:27,222, Character said: and already catting around
with another man?

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At 00:03:29,058, Character said: Is that why you're glowing?

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At 00:03:30,525, Character said: What?! No. It's just hot.

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At 00:03:33,195, Character said: Shut up!

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At 00:03:34,129, Character said: Then there was Jodi.

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At 00:03:36,231, Character said: Jodi, Jodi, Jodi, Jodi, Jodi.

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At 00:03:38,400, Character said: You look great.

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At 00:03:40,135, Character said: You are pulling off that
s***y librarian thing.

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At 00:03:43,138, Character said: These glasses are making me nauseous.

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At 00:03:45,039, Character said:



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At 00:03:47,175, Character said: Okay. So, before we get crackin',

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At 00:03:49,311, Character said: let me just walk you through
what I'm imagining here.

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At 00:03:52,147, Character said: Is some of that blueprint
drawn in crayon?

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At 00:03:55,016, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:56,250, Character said: Okay, so, I think the first
thing I want to tackle

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At 00:03:58,352, Character said: is the kitchen/ library/breakfast nook.

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At 00:04:01,689, Character said: And the rice cooker is in the shower.

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At 00:04:03,658, Character said: Yeah. Steam serves two purposes.

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At 00:04:06,027, Character said: How do I put this in a constructive way?

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At 00:04:08,162, Character said: I hate everything about this idea.

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At 00:04:09,764, Character said: Come on, Dwayne. Look, I know you're used

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At 00:04:11,265, Character said: to being in charge, but do
me a favor on this one.

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At 00:04:13,267, Character said: Let's pretend like this
project is a vehicle.

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At 00:04:15,102, Character said: There's only one steering wheel.

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At 00:04:16,803, Character said: In a fire truck, there's
two steering wheels.

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At 00:04:18,539, Character said: Uncle Dwayne!

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At 00:04:20,574, Character said: Did I miss the fireman's carry?

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At 00:04:22,109, Character said: I could do it again.

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At 00:04:24,077, Character said: I know how to use this thing.

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At 00:04:25,846, Character said: Do you?

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At 00:04:27,181, Character said: See, threatening each other with tools...

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At 00:04:29,683, Character said: This is something we could all be doing,

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At 00:04:31,351, Character said: if Dad wasn't...