The Real ONeals s01e13 The Real Prom.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,008, Character said: So I made it through my year
of coming out to the world.

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At 00:00:03,492, Character said: It went better than expected,

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At 00:00:05,320, Character said: but there was still one
social hurdle to clear.

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At 00:00:07,914, Character said: - So?
- Yes.

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At 00:00:08,852, Character said: Prom.

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At 00:00:09,875, Character said: An opportunity wasted
on all these straight couples

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At 00:00:12,981, Character said: with no imagination
and zero design sense.

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At 00:00:15,584, Character said: Hey, I want to pitch you
my prom-posal for Lacey.

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At 00:00:17,558, Character said: - Oh.
- Roses.

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At 00:00:19,466, Character said: And?

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At 00:00:20,566, Character said: From the grocery store. [Chuckles]

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At 00:00:22,390, Character said: Okay, I will fix this later.

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At 00:00:23,701, Character said: Right now I have to go
to V.P. Murray's office

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At 00:00:25,722, Character said: and demand that this school
let me take a boy to prom.

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At 00:00:28,191, Character said: And not just for me, but for
all gay kids who follow.

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At 00:00:31,261, Character said: Dude! Hey! You messed up my banner!

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At 00:00:34,031, Character said: Fine. I'll help you fix it,

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At 00:00:35,569, Character said: but this is a high-traffic area.

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At 00:00:37,413, Character said: You did not think this through.

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At 00:00:38,788, Character said: Don't just stand there.
Where's your glitter glue?

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At 00:00:40,397, Character said: - What?
- You're a lost cause.

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At 00:00:43,173, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:00:44,908, Character said: If I accept his friendship,

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At 00:00:46,243, Character said: isn't that sending the wrong message?

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At 00:00:48,110, Character said: You frenched your children's
vice principal.

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At 00:00:49,946, Character said: I'd say that sends
a pretty strong message.

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At 00:00:51,615, Character said: Now it's your job to gather intel

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At 00:00:53,050, Character said: and see if you want to take it further.

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At 00:00:54,584, Character said: Okay, fine.

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At 00:00:55,719, Character said: I'll do it.

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At 00:00:57,054, Character said: [Computer dings]

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At 00:00:58,322, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:01:00,557, Character said: And now the dance begins.

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At 00:01:05,629, Character said: - Oh.
- Oh, dear Lord.

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At 00:01:08,031, Character said: He's wearing shorts.

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At 00:01:09,499, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:01:11,635, Character said: Hey, you know what,

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At 00:01:13,003, Character said: Jimmy's been asking for money
for a limo for prom.

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At 00:01:15,305, Character said: Does he even have a date?

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At 00:01:16,473, Character said: No. He's still working
on his prom-posal.

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At 00:01:19,469, Character said: These days, kids make a bigger
deal out of asking each other

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At 00:01:21,605, Character said: to prom than you did asking me
to marry you.

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At 00:01:23,613, Character said: It feels like they've been
talking about this prom for months.

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At 00:01:25,607, Character said: I'll be excited when it's over.

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At 00:01:26,677, Character said: Oh, I like seeing children
in evening wear.

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At 00:01:28,723, Character said: I like seeing cats in glasses.

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At 00:01:30,520, Character said: Well, done with this conversation.

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At 00:01:33,490, Character said: [Computer dings]

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At 00:01:34,891, Character said: Oh, my God, V.P. Murray

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At 00:01:36,360, Character said: has liked all your photos in that time.

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At 00:01:38,266, Character said: He liked that I liked Talbots?

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At 00:01:40,697, Character said: - What's this video?
- [Key clicks]

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At 00:01:42,165, Character said: Here it is... an original
composition on my theremin.

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At 00:01:44,845, Character said: Uh, fun fact... this is
the only one in Illinois.

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At 00:01:47,471, Character said: [Sniffs]

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At 00:01:48,939, Character said: [ Theremin plays ]

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At 00:01:52,918, Character said: Nope. I'm out. Un-friend.

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At 00:01:54,944, Character said: - [Groans]
- [Computer chimes]

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At 00:01:56,947, Character said: What?! Where did she go?

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At 00:01:58,431, Character said: [Knock on door]

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At 00:01:59,681, Character said: Uh, Kenny, hey.

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At 00:02:01,267, Character said: Apropos of nothing,

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At 00:02:02,863, Character said: do you know if your mom changes
her privacy settings often,

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At 00:02:04,857, Character said: you know, on the social media
and... and the like?

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At 00:02:07,099, Character said: V.P. Murray, it is my right
as an American citizen

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At 00:02:09,622, Character said: and a student of this school

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At 00:02:10,880, Character said: to have the freedoms allowed
to all the other students.

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At 00:02:13,052, Character said: - You want to take a boy to the prom.
- If the supreme court could see fit...

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At 00:02:15,317, Character said: - You can take a boy to the prom.
- I have a letter from a lawyer.

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At 00:02:17,436, Character said: Well, then, frame it

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At 00:02:18,403, Character said: because you are taking a male
to the prom.

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At 00:02:20,911, Character said: Who's the lucky guy?

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At 00:02:22,070, Character said: Oh, crap. There is no lucky guy.

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At 00:02:24,912, Character said: I did not think this through.
Cover. Cover.

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At 00:02:27,868, Character said: I'm the lucky guy for taking
this brave step forward.

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At 00:02:31,228, Character said: Freedom.

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At 00:02:32,696, Character said: [Bleep]

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At 00:02:33,521, Character said: Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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At 00:02:38,021, Character said: That's all I was asking for.
You know, I like...

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At 00:02:39,809, Character said: - Hey, Shannon.
- Hi.

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At 00:02:41,810, Character said: I wanted to make sure you g***t
the math assignment.

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At 00:02:43,592, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:02:46,235, Character said: No, thanks, Ethan. I'm good.

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At 00:02:50,732, Character said: Shannon, you didn't even think about it.

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At 00:02:53,447, Character said: You know, some people had to fight

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At 00:02:54,636, Character said: for the right to go to prom.

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At 00:02:55,675, Character said: Once they had that right,
had no one to go with.

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At 00:02:57,707, Character said: I'm talking about me.

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At 00:02:58,802, Character said: I just don't understand

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At 00:03:00,070, Character said: why you want to get hysterically
excited about prom,

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At 00:03:01,943, Character said: only to be utterly disappointed
by the outcome.

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At 00:03:04,193, Character said: Because I ** an American!

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At 00:03:06,574, Character said: But I'm never gonna get what I want

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At 00:03:07,746, Character said: 'cause I'm the only gay kid
in this whole school.

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At 00:03:09,590, Character said: Stuart: Hi.

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At 00:03:10,614, Character said: What about clearly gay Stuart?

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At 00:03:11,767, Character said: - Come here. Mah!
- [Both laugh]

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At 00:03:14,400, Character said: Well, I'm starting to think
he might just be "Stuart."

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At 00:03:17,221, Character said: Maybe you could go with that
barista from Rigby's Roasters.

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At 00:03:19,531, Character said: Isn't he gay?

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At 00:03:20,619, Character said: Are you saying that because
he's the only other gay guy you know?

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At 00:03:22,927, Character said: - Yes.
- [Groans]

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At 00:03:24,436, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:03:25,116, Character said: Jimmy, can you think of any
gay guys Kenny can take to prom?

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At 00:03:27,854, Character said: Oh! What about the barista
from Rigby's Roasters?

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At 00:03:30,278, Character said: - Wasn't he gay?
- You think I'm gonna take somebody

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At 00:03:32,487, Character said: when the only thing we have in common

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At 00:03:33,885, Character said: is that we're both gay?

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At 00:03:35,049, Character said: I think that's more important

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At 00:03:36,198, Character said: than, say, uh, you both liking tennis.

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At 00:03:37,990, Character said: Yo! What up, Lacey?!

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At 00:03:40,077, Character said: Hey, Jimmy.

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At 00:03:41,478, Character said: You smell like eggs.

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At 00:03:44,748, Character said: - [Mumbles]
- What are you doing?

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At 00:03:46,405, Character said: You could have asked her right there.

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At 00:03:47,663, Character said: As you can see,
I'm not good off the cuff.

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At 00:03:50,223, Character said: I have to plan it.

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At 00:03:51,326, Character said: Yeah? Well, I don't even
have anyone to plan for.

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At 00:03:53,652, Character said: And I'm not asking for much.

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At 00:03:55,766, Character said: I just want love at first sight
with the perfect boy

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At 00:03:59,430, Character said: and the perfect kiss
and the perfect night.

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At 00:04:04,187, Character said:
If you change your mind


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At 00:04:06,570, Character said:
I'm the first in line


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At 00:04:08,906, Character said:
Honey, I'm still free


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At 00:04:10,874, Character said:
Take a chance on me


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At 00:04:13,336, Character said:
If you need me, let me know


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At 00:04:15,746, Character said:
Gonna be around


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At 00:04:17,815, Character said:
If you've g***t no place to go


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At 00:04:20,147, Character said:
If you're feeling down


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At 00:04:22,119, Character said: [Swedish accent] May I have this dance?

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At 00:04:23,790, Character said: - Absolutely.
-
If you're all alone


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At 00:04:25,390, Character said:
When the pretty birds have flown


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At 00:04:28,147, Character said:
Honey, I'm still free


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At 00:04:30,160, Character said: -
Take a chance on me

- This is perfect.

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At 00:04:32,018, Character said: I can never hear enough ABBA.

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At 00:04:33,604, Character said:
Gonna do my very best,
baby, can't you see?


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At 00:04:36,589, Character said: - [School...