The Real ONeals s02e09 The Real Sin.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:03,023, Character said: How's that pressure?

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At 00:00:04,191, Character said: They train us to just
use our fingertips.

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At 00:00:05,900, Character said: Hmm, it's perfect.

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At 00:00:07,163, Character said: It's much better than
the way Mother does it.

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At 00:00:09,663, Character said: That's good to know.

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At 00:00:11,110, Character said: Mmm.

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At 00:00:12,732, Character said: - How's the temperature?
- Good.

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At 00:00:14,768, Character said: Good.

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At 00:00:16,603, Character said: It's getting hot.

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At 00:00:18,371, Character said: I know.

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At 00:00:19,770, Character said: No, seriously, my scalp is burning!

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At 00:00:21,338, Character said: Oh, dear! I'm so sorry.

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At 00:00:24,240, Character said: Here, I-I'll be right back.

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At 00:00:26,376, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:00:28,744, Character said: Wait. Where's Clive?

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At 00:00:30,046, Character said: You're supposed to bring
him over to my chair, Eileen.

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At 00:00:31,948, Character said: I don't trust myself with him.

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At 00:00:33,249, Character said: It's like I'm angry, but
I'm angry in my pants.

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At 00:00:37,120, Character said: You want to have s***x, Eileen.

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At 00:00:39,355, Character said: No, that is not how I do things.

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At 00:00:41,191, Character said: Look, I can control my urges.

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At 00:00:45,194, Character said: [Sighing] Oh, d***n him.

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At 00:00:47,630, Character said: He's just so...

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At 00:00:49,732, Character said: s***y all the time.

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At 00:00:54,102, Character said: I need some air.

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At 00:00:57,714, Character said:
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At 00:01:01,710, Character said: Kenny: Alicia Keys might be able

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At 00:01:03,245, Character said: to walk around with no makeup on,

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At 00:01:04,980, Character said: but now that Brett's in the picture,

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At 00:01:06,581, Character said: this diva needs a little help.

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At 00:01:08,650, Character said: [Muffled] Tomorrow,

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At 00:01:09,885, Character said: you are going to look
absolutely stunning.

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At 00:01:13,089, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:01:16,339, Character said: Brett!

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At 00:01:18,092, Character said: [Swallows]

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At 00:01:20,261, Character said: You're here!

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At 00:01:21,295, Character said: [Grunts] Sweet Sissy Spacek.

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At 00:01:22,564, Character said: [Chuckles] You have
a curler in your hair.

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At 00:01:24,696, Character said: No, I don't. [Chuckles]

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At 00:01:26,667, Character said: How did you get in here?

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At 00:01:28,302, Character said: I climbed in your window.

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At 00:01:30,472, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:33,074, Character said: Oh, my God! Did my parents see you?

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At 00:01:35,123, Character said: - No, I don't think they were...
- Shh!

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At 00:01:36,510, Character said: [Whispering] These walls are paper-thin.

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At 00:01:38,179, Character said: Jimmy: Hey, Brett!

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At 00:01:39,313, Character said: [Normal voice] See?

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At 00:01:40,414, Character said: Okay, I'm sorry. I won't stay long.

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At 00:01:42,316, Character said: I just wanted to see where you live.

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At 00:01:44,080, Character said: Look at this room!

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At 00:01:45,519, Character said: You've g***t your ribbons and plaques.

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At 00:01:49,314, Character said: What's that? "Perfect Attendance."

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At 00:01:51,091, Character said: Yeah, powered through
shingles to get that one, NBD.

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At 00:01:53,960, Character said: Supposed to get another one this year.

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At 00:01:55,362, Character said: Attendance is kind of my jam.

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At 00:01:57,097, Character said: You know, I usually go for the bad boys,

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At 00:01:58,799, Character said: not the altar boys.

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At 00:02:00,467, Character said: I ** not an altar boy.

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At 00:02:03,771, Character said: It's funny... I have never dated

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At 00:02:05,539, Character said: a Secretary General of the Model U.N.

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At 00:02:07,840, Character said: or a Kiwanis Teen of the Week before.

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At 00:02:10,705, Character said: I... I, like, barely won that award.

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At 00:02:13,308, Character said: I didn't even show up to
the ceremony... on time.

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At 00:02:15,722, Character said: Ooh, real rebel.

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At 00:02:17,646, Character said: Yeah, d***n right I **. [Chuckles]

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At 00:02:20,115, Character said: I have a boy in my room after hours

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At 00:02:24,552, Character said: who I might just kiss.

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At 00:02:28,054, Character said: Mm, hold on. I do not feel good.

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At 00:02:30,492, Character said: I should not have swallowed
that whitening strip.

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At 00:02:33,848, Character said: I g***t a real funny tummy right now.

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At 00:02:39,773, Character said: Well, we are officially
no longer married.

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At 00:02:42,634, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:02:43,679, Character said: We should do something special
to, you know, signify it.

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At 00:02:46,024, Character said: Oh, yeah, yeah! Yeah.
Like a fancy handshake.

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At 00:02:48,071, Character said: - Yeah!
- Okay.

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At 00:02:49,663, Character said: Oh. There. Okay.

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At 00:02:51,890, Character said: - Just... good marriage.
- Hey, also with you.

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At 00:02:53,715, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:55,083, Character said: Well, I guess we should
divide up our assets, huh?

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At 00:02:56,851, Character said: [Both chuckle]

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At 00:02:58,211, Character said: Oh, here we go. Uh...

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At 00:02:59,683, Character said: I bequeath to you one
salt and pepper shaker

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At 00:03:02,973, Character said: from Un Poco Mexican Restaurant.

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At 00:03:04,419, Character said: Aww, Pat. Are you sure?

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At 00:03:06,287, Character said: Ah, yeah.

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At 00:03:07,321, Character said: Look, you stole them anyway,

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At 00:03:08,556, Character said: and I was never really
comfortable with it.

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At 00:03:10,458, Character said: And your half of the estate

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At 00:03:13,004, Character said: is a gift certificate for
a free couples massage.

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At 00:03:16,130, Character said: - Oh, hey!
- Huh?

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At 00:03:17,298, Character said: Someday, you can take
some special lady...

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At 00:03:19,035, Character said: Oh, no. It expires tomorrow.

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At 00:03:21,535, Character said: Gloria it is!

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At 00:03:28,422, Character said: Hey, Pat!

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At 00:03:30,063, Character said: Greetings, my lady.

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At 00:03:32,079, Character said: I have come to finally
ask you on a proper date.

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At 00:03:35,291, Character said: Bam! Couples massage.

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At 00:03:38,400, Character said: Has everything a real
date's supposed to have...

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At 00:03:40,611, Character said: hot rocks, aromatherapy,
uncomfortable nudity!

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At 00:03:43,158, Character said: Now's not a good time.

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At 00:03:44,580, Character said: Well, here's the thing, though.

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At 00:03:46,548, Character said: It's kind of g***t to happen
in the next 16 hours,

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At 00:03:49,959, Character said: because this gift
certificate expires today.

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At 00:03:52,228, Character said: So, why don't I just come on in?

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At 00:03:54,063, Character said: You can finish what you're
doing, and we'll go, okay?

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At 00:03:55,754, Character said: Um, uh... How do I say this?

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At 00:03:58,152, Character said: There's someone here, Pat.

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At 00:03:59,533, Character said: Like a housekeeper?

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At 00:04:00,837, Character said: Yes... but it's a man.

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At 00:04:04,206, Character said: Who I just had s***x with.

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At 00:04:07,267, Character said: Oh, wow, okay!

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At 00:04:08,688, Character said: I mean, you moved so slow,

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At 00:04:09,894, Character said: I-I just assumed you weren't interested.

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At 00:04:12,159, Character said: Um, well, this wasn't a romantic thing.

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At 00:04:14,927, Character said: No, no no. This was...

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At 00:04:16,128, Character said: this is couples massage
for a couple of friends,

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At 00:04:18,431, Character said: and I totally expected
you to have somebody here.

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At 00:04:20,566, Character said: I just left a girl at my place.

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At 00:04:22,463, Character said: Yeah. Blair... Underwood.

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At 00:04:24,245, Character said: No relation, but she
gets that all the time.

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At 00:04:26,005, Character said: I'm gonna go.

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At 00:04:27,106, Character said:
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At 00:04:28,107, Character said: [School bell rings]

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At 00:04:29,375, Character said: Brothers from the same
mother! I need your help.

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At 00:04:31,828, Character said: We're supposed to dissect
live frogs in biology today,

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At 00:04:34,080, Character said: but I ** starting a petition to stop it.

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At 00:04:36,133, Character said: Man, you're so lucky!

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At 00:04:37,616, Character said: The only thing I g***t to
dissect was a starfish.

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At 00:04:40,211, Character said: They don't even have vaginas!

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At 00:04:41,805, Character said: Aww, poor Jimmy.

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At 00:04:43,456, Character said: Another thing hiding
its vagina from you.

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At 00:04:46,743, Character said: Since when is this your cause?

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At 00:04:48,318, Character said: There's two things I care
most about in this world...

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At 00:04:50,563, Character said: frogs, and the dismantling
of the Federal Bank.

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At 00:04:52,732, Character said: Okay, well, I'm with
you on the frogs thing.

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At 00:04:54,637, Character said: But I actually have faith
in our banking system.

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At 00:04:56,451, Character said: Then you're a d***n fool.

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At 00:04:57,737, Character said: But hand out these petitions for me.

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At 00:04:59,538, Character said: If we get 100 signatures,
they'll cancel the class.

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At 00:05:01,540, Character said: I'll sign it for you
if you draw me a picture

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At 00:05:03,709, Character said: of where a starfish's privates are.

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At 00:05:05,578, Character said: Like, if my hand is a starfish,

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At 00:05:08,512, Character said: where the party be at?

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At 00:05:10,490, Character said: - Ow!
- [Cellphone...