The Real ONeals s02e04 The Real Move.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,941, Character said: Voil?.

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At 00:00:04,609, Character said: Meat ? la Murray.

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At 00:00:06,011, Character said: Kenny: Since my mom is now

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At 00:00:07,279, Character said: officially dating Vice Principal Murray,

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At 00:00:09,014, Character said: she thought it would be a great idea

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At 00:00:10,949, Character said: to invite him over for a
get-to-know-you dinner.

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At 00:00:12,884, Character said: I don't know exactly
what she's expecting.

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At 00:00:16,054, Character said: _

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At 00:00:20,858, Character said: [Laughter]

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At 00:00:22,793, Character said: Hey, no running, champ,

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At 00:00:23,894, Character said: and spit out that gum, princess.

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At 00:00:25,629, Character said: Detention for both you rascals.

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At 00:00:27,631, Character said: Aw, nuts!

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At 00:00:32,537, Character said: Oh. Thanks, poodle.

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At 00:00:34,804, Character said: Oh, did you want one, too?

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At 00:00:36,573, Character said: [Both laugh]

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At 00:00:37,707, Character said: Hey there, twink.

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At 00:00:38,808, Character said: Tell me about all the
cute boys at school.

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At 00:00:41,010, Character said: [Laughs]

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At 00:00:42,345, Character said: I love ya, Vice Principal Daddy.

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At 00:00:44,914, Character said: [Applause]

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At 00:00:46,083, Character said: Where are my tongs?
The long tongs? Whup...

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At 00:00:48,941, Character said: that's a tong-twister.

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At 00:00:51,653, Character said: I'll help you find them.

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At 00:00:53,889, Character said: [Laughs]

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At 00:00:55,857, Character said: Is Mom choking?

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At 00:00:57,193, Character said: I think that's the sound that
she makes when she laughs.

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At 00:00:59,061, Character said: Chilling.

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At 00:01:00,362, Character said: I don't like him wearing Dad's apron.

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At 00:01:02,098, Character said: Vice Principal Murray is
not the world's greatest dad.

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At 00:01:04,066, Character said: He's not ever the world's
greatest vice principal.

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At 00:01:05,934, Character said: I bet his ribs s***k, too.

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At 00:01:09,070, Character said: D***n it.

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At 00:01:10,238, Character said: [Sighs] They're delicious.

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At 00:01:12,006, Character said: Okay, you guys, I need
us to be supportive.

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At 00:01:14,109, Character said: I someday want to bring a
boy home to meet the family,

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At 00:01:17,044, Character said: so I need to smooth the way with Mom.

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At 00:01:18,946, Character said: Not everything is about
you being gay, Kenny.

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At 00:01:20,448, Character said: I know.

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At 00:01:21,882, Character said: But it does seem to come up a lot.

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At 00:01:23,751, Character said: Yes, exactly, Shannon.

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At 00:01:25,452, Character said: I think we should all

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At 00:01:27,020, Character said: be supportive of family
members with new lovers

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At 00:01:29,523, Character said: regardless of occupation
and/or gender of said lovers.

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At 00:01:31,925, Character said: Oh, hey, Lionel Richie,

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At 00:01:33,127, Character said: stop saying "lovers"
at the dinner table.

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At 00:01:35,061, Character said: Yes, no one here is a lover.

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At 00:01:36,630, Character said: Are you enjoying that apron, VP Murray?

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At 00:01:38,865, Character said: Would you like me to also get
you a pair of my dad's underwear

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At 00:01:41,034, Character said: so you can wear those, too?

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At 00:01:42,135, Character said: Oh, no, thank you, Jimmy.

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At 00:01:43,236, Character said: I would like to propose a toast.

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At 00:01:45,871, Character said: To going from vice princi-pal
to vice princi-friend.

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At 00:01:50,743, Character said: - Pat: What the?
- Dad.

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At 00:01:52,111, Character said: - Clive: Pat?
- Shannon: Dad?

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At 00:01:53,246, Character said: [Spits]

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At 00:01:54,280, Character said: How did that get in my mouth?!

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At 00:01:56,115, Character said: Pat, I... I thought you were
going to the gym after your shift.

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At 00:01:59,050, Character said: Yeah, I was, but the
elevator was broken,

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At 00:02:01,119, Character said: so I took it as a sign.

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At 00:02:02,120, Character said: Clive: Hi, Pat. [Chuckles]

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At 00:02:03,955, Character said: Oh, wow, look at that gun.

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At 00:02:05,490, Character said: It is... do... Is it loaded?

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At 00:02:07,159, Character said: Here, um, uh, take my seat.

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At 00:02:08,760, Character said: Or you could just sit on my lap.

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At 00:02:10,328, Character said: Why did I say that?

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At 00:02:11,296, Character said: Because I'm just so nervous.

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At 00:02:12,730, Character said: [Laughs]

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At 00:02:13,898, Character said: - Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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At 00:02:18,235, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:02:19,670, Character said: Clive ended up eating
dinner on the floor.

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At 00:02:21,605, Character said: I don't even want to know why,

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At 00:02:23,174, Character said: but he actually seemed
pretty comfortable down there.

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At 00:02:25,342, Character said: Anyway, it's time for us to do

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At 00:02:26,977, Character said: what regular people do
when they get divorced.

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At 00:02:29,112, Character said: Take classes at the learning annex

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At 00:02:30,514, Character said: about knitting through your anger.

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At 00:02:31,915, Character said: Of course not.

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At 00:02:33,082, Character said: You know how I feel
about adult education.

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At 00:02:34,517, Character said: No, I mean live in separate places.

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At 00:02:38,321, Character said: Pat's looking at apartments today.

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At 00:02:40,122, Character said: Oh, Eileen, that is not gonna be cheap.

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At 00:02:43,159, Character said: Well, we're just gonna have
to buckle down, you know?

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At 00:02:45,761, Character said: I'm making the kids have a yard sale.

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At 00:02:47,763, Character said: And I'm gonna have to get a job.

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At 00:02:49,864, Character said: I've been holding out
for something perfect,

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At 00:02:51,099, Character said: but I think I'm just gonna
have to b***e the bullet

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At 00:02:52,834, Character said: - and take something terrible.
- [Gasps]

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At 00:02:54,135, Character said: This is great.

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At 00:02:55,136, Character said: I have something terrible.

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At 00:02:56,505, Character said: We need a receptionist at the salon.

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At 00:02:58,707, Character said: I was imagining more of
an office thing, you know?

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At 00:03:02,211, Character said: I have this "Working Girl" fantasy.

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At 00:03:03,778, Character said: I've always wanted to
wear sneakers with a suit.

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At 00:03:05,880, Character said: You can wear whatever you want.

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At 00:03:07,215, Character said: I once wore pajamas, and
they weren't even mine.

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At 00:03:09,783, Character said: Knock, knock. [Sighs]

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At 00:03:11,051, Character said: Clive. [Laughs]

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At 00:03:12,286, Character said: How fun of you to pop by.

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At 00:03:14,154, Character said: Even though we've talked about you

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At 00:03:16,056, Character said: never, ever doing that.

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At 00:03:17,358, Character said: But, um [clears throat]

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At 00:03:18,526, Character said: I'm actually going to
the salon with Jodi.

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At 00:03:20,060, Character said: You are? Yay!

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At 00:03:21,662, Character said: - Work wives.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:23,830, Character said: Anyway, thanks for the...

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At 00:03:25,064, Character said: Oh, these are for Pat.

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At 00:03:26,466, Character said: I'm here to apologize
to him for last night.

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At 00:03:28,568, Character said: So, you're bringing him chocolates.

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At 00:03:31,003, Character said: I know. It's a little weird.

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At 00:03:32,339, Character said: But the flower shop wasn't open yet.

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At 00:03:34,040, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:03:37,176, Character said: God help me, he turns me on.

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At 00:03:39,379, Character said:



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At 00:03:41,593, Character said: Hey, buddy.

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At 00:03:44,896, Character said: I, um, dry-cleaned your apron.

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At 00:03:47,499, Character said: - You didn't need to do that.
- I did.

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At 00:03:50,468, Character said: I couldn't sleep all night.

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At 00:03:52,403, Character said: Look, I know what it looked like,

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At 00:03:54,672, Character said: but I swear I'm not trying
to replace you. I mean,

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At 00:03:57,342, Character said: how could I? You're a cop,

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At 00:03:59,694, Character said: You g***t super-thick hair,

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At 00:04:01,095, Character said: and you're like some kind of a man lion.

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At 00:04:02,597, Character said: I've been told I have leonine
features before, Clive.

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At 00:04:05,366, Character said: Of course you have.

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At 00:04:06,701, Character said: Um, there's a mix CD in
the bag with the apron.

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At 00:04:09,570, Character said: Well, I'm kind of busy right now,

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At 00:04:10,971, Character said: so if you don't mind.

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At 00:04:11,739, Character said: Look, Pat, um...

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At 00:04:13,775, Character said: If you want me to go, I will.

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At 00:04:17,311, Character said: Just tell me what we had wasn't real.

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At 00:04:19,313, Character said: Well, that depends.

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At 00:04:21,080, Character said: Are those, uh, caramel sea salt?

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At 00:04:24,484, Character said: You know they are.

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At 00:04:26,152, Character said: [Sighs]

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At 00:04:27,987, Character said: Oh, d***n you, Clive.

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At 00:04:29,323, Character said: I can't shut you out.

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At 00:04:30,957, Character said: - It's like lopping off my own arm.
- [Laughs]

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At 00:04:32,391, Character said: Get over here, buddy. [Laughs]

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At 00:04:34,259, Character said: - Oh, thank God.
- [Laughs]

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At 00:04:36,128, Character said: - Whoo-hoo.
- Hey.

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At 00:04:37,896, Character said: - Thanks for the hair compliment.
- Oh, no, of course.

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At 00:04:40,098, Character said: And I ** sorry about last night.

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