The Real ONeals s02e01 The Real Thang.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:00,203, Character said: Kenny: So, after an
exciting year of coming out

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At 00:00:02,829, Character said: and my parents announcing their divorce,

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At 00:00:04,887, Character said: the O'Neals were taking it easy.

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At 00:00:06,638, Character said: Instead of having the big gay summer

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At 00:00:08,390, Character said: I'd always dreamed of,

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At 00:00:09,992, Character said: I watched one on TV.

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At 00:00:12,060, Character said: You know we could've actually
gone to the Gay Pride Parade.

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At 00:00:14,696, Character said: Yeah, I'm just
gonna come out and say it.

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At 00:00:15,981, Character said: I prefer a hairless chest.

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At 00:00:17,466, Character said: Together: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:00:19,017, Character said: My mom had sort of come
around to the idea of me being gay,

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At 00:00:22,037, Character said: but we still had a ways to go.

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At 00:00:24,373, Character said: Oh, Kenny, you know I enjoy a good float

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At 00:00:27,442, Character said: as much as the next person,

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At 00:00:28,610, Character said: but why all the booty
shorts and n***s?

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At 00:00:30,579, Character said: Can't you just tell the
others to tone it down a bit?

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At 00:00:32,547, Character said: Sure thing.

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At 00:00:34,099, Character said: We all know each other,

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At 00:00:35,350, Character said: so I'm just gonna hop
on the rainbow Bat-phone

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At 00:00:37,436, Character said: and call everyone.

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At 00:00:38,437, Character said: Thanks!

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At 00:00:39,521, Character said: I do it all night long

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At 00:00:40,956, Character said: - Do it, do it
- [Telephone rings]

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At 00:00:43,025, Character said: - Hello?
- Hey, Lance.

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At 00:00:44,743, Character said: My mom needs everyone to tone it down.

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At 00:00:46,561, Character said: I'm on it.

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At 00:00:48,697, Character said: Yell-o.

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At 00:00:49,831, Character said: Hey, Jane. It's Lance.

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At 00:00:50,999, Character said: Kenny's mom says we
need to smother the flame.

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At 00:00:53,018, Character said: Copy that, Lancelot.

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At 00:00:54,953, Character said: - Hello?
- Hey, haircut, tamp it down.

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At 00:00:57,172, Character said: - Eileen again?
- We're reining in the unicorn.

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At 00:00:59,591, Character said: - Tell everybody.
- That'll take forever.

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At 00:01:02,044, Character said: I know somebody who can
reach the whole gang at once.

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At 00:01:04,463, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:01:05,464, Character said: Ru, we need you.

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At 00:01:06,548, Character said: It's our friend in Chicago.

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At 00:01:07,799, Character said: Dialing down the gay. G***t it.

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At 00:01:10,218, Character said: I like to do it for you

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At 00:01:11,887, Character said: - I like to break it down
- [Powering down]

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At 00:01:13,939, Character said: D***n.

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At 00:01:15,223, Character said: Rihanna is fine.

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At 00:01:16,775, Character said: Oh, child.

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At 00:01:18,060, Character said: [Powering up]

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At 00:01:19,695, Character said: What was that?

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At 00:01:21,302, Character said: Ru?

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At 00:01:22,152, Character said:
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At 00:01:26,401, Character said: With summer over and
school beginning again,

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At 00:01:28,737, Character said: life returned to,

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At 00:01:30,072, Character said: well, as normal as it
could for my family.

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At 00:01:32,574, Character said: [Door closes]

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At 00:01:33,742, Character said: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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At 00:01:36,411, Character said: All right, I won't beat around the bush.

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At 00:01:39,164, Character said: I g***t asked to be a super
model in a fashion show!

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At 00:01:42,100, Character said: Is the person who asked you, you?

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At 00:01:44,159, Character said: And is the show right now?

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At 00:01:45,326, Character said: No, I was at the mall, and
the assistant manager

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At 00:01:47,756, Character said: of a very mid-end
women's boutique approached me.

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At 00:01:50,342, Character said: The show is in two
days. I have to practice.

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At 00:01:53,512, Character said: Mm-hmm. Sashay.

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At 00:01:55,097, Character said: Good God. Are you still cooking

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At 00:01:56,765, Character said: all that meat you bought
at the store this summer?

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At 00:01:58,533, Character said: You weren't fooling around.

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At 00:01:59,901, Character said: Of course I wasn't.

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At 00:02:01,937, Character said: I never fool around.

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At 00:02:03,605, Character said: Especially not with meat. [Chuckles]

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At 00:02:05,691, Character said: It's summer, of all seasons.

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At 00:02:08,276, Character said: Eileen, I ** your almost ex-husband's
brother's ex-wife.

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At 00:02:11,613, Character said: - You can tell me anything.
- All right, fine.

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At 00:02:14,282, Character said: You remember how I made out
with the kids' Vice Principal

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At 00:02:17,152, Character said: at the end of the year and
felt incredible shame?

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At 00:02:19,004, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:02:19,754, Character said: Well, apparently,

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At 00:02:21,723, Character said: that shame wasn't enough to
keep me from meeting him

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At 00:02:24,042, Character said: in the meat aisle of Watsons Market

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At 00:02:25,510, Character said: every Tuesday this summer.

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At 00:02:27,129, Character said: - [Bell dings]
- Oh, Look at that. Flank steak.

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At 00:02:29,531, Character said: I marinate mine in soy sauce.

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At 00:02:31,600, Character said: Oh?

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At 00:02:34,002, Character said:

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At 00:02:37,489, Character said: - [Bell dings]
- Veal chops?

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At 00:02:39,524, Character said: They're better with the bone in.

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At 00:02:46,031, Character said: [Bell dings]

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At 00:02:47,549, Character said: [Bell dings continuously]

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At 00:02:50,802, Character said: But that is over and done with.

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At 00:02:52,320, Character said: I have told him this is
just a summer "thang."

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At 00:02:55,957, Character said: And as soon as I
finish cooking this meat,

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At 00:02:57,659, Character said: he will be completely out of my system.

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At 00:02:59,327, Character said: Well, your secret is safe with me.

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At 00:03:01,213, Character said: Model's honor.

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At 00:03:03,315, Character said: Oh...

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At 00:03:04,499, Character said: Oh, my God, I'm so late!

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At 00:03:06,001, Character said: - Oh, take a pork chop! Oh.
- [Door shuts]

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At 00:03:07,803, Character said: Okay, okay, okay!

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At 00:03:09,755, Character said: I'm excited, 'cause
today is the first day

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At 00:03:11,923, Character said: of my new health regimen.

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At 00:03:13,508, Character said: So I g***t my little Fitbit
thingy all hooked up,

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At 00:03:15,811, Character said: - and man, does that look good.
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:18,513, Character said: Uh, Fitbit, how many steps to
work off breakfast pork chops?

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At 00:03:22,067, Character said: - Uh, Dad...
- Shh. This is precious.

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At 00:03:25,220, Character said: Fitbit?

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At 00:03:26,188, Character said: I don't think I set this thing up right.

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At 00:03:28,273, Character said: Fitbit?

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At 00:03:29,691, Character said: Okay. So, I have an announcement.

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At 00:03:32,394, Character said: You're also afraid of birds?

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At 00:03:33,728, Character said: What? No.

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At 00:03:35,730, Character said: In honor of tomorrow being
National Coming Out day,

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At 00:03:38,900, Character said: I wanted to do something
to welcome the other gay kids

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At 00:03:41,119, Character said: at our school who are going to come out.

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At 00:03:44,039, Character said: Blam! [Laughs]

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At 00:03:45,624, Character said: - Is that a foot?
- I'm so sorry.

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At 00:03:47,542, Character said: Hate to break it to you, Kenny,

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At 00:03:49,294, Character said: but after Clearly Gay
Stuart transferred,

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At 00:03:51,496, Character said: I think you're the lone gay wolf.

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At 00:03:53,248, Character said: That is not so.

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At 00:03:54,833, Character said: Studies have shown that 3.8%
of all people are gay.

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At 00:03:58,753, Character said: So, if there are 460
kids at St. Barklay's,

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At 00:04:02,390, Character said: that means that 17.5 of them are gay.

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At 00:04:04,259, Character said: [Scoffs] Can someone
be... point-five gay?

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At 00:04:08,330, Character said: I prefer sparkling
water, so... probably.

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At 00:04:11,299, Character said: Kenny, those numbers might be right

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At 00:04:12,667, Character said: at Fire Island High
School, but not at St. Barklay's.

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At 00:04:15,977, Character said: No, Mom, they're...
they're true everywhere.

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At 00:04:17,255, Character said: That's why it's called a statistic.

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At 00:04:18,256, Character said: Even if your so-called math is correct,

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At 00:04:20,909, Character said: I still say keep your socks
and your secrets to yourself.

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At 00:04:23,228, Character said: Okay, you know what?

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At 00:04:24,679, Character said: If you guys don't understand
why Coming Out Day is so important,

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At 00:04:27,566, Character said: then I'm obviously gonna have
to do more than just wear socks.

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At 00:04:30,719, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:04:32,354, Character said: I'm gonna start an LGBT club at school.

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At 00:04:35,824, Character said: If I build it, they will come out!

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At 00:04:37,959, Character said: Nice! "Field of Dreams."

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At 00:04:39,861, Character said: - Hey.
- What is... I've never heard of that.

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At 00:04:42,080, Character said: I love it, Kenny.

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At 00:04:43,999, Character said: I'm all for starting an LGBT club.

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At 00:04:46,268, Character said: Well, that's excellent. Thank you.

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At 00:04:48,537, Character said: Yeah, the only hiccup is

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At 00:04:49,871, Character said: I just gave your sister's
sewing club the last available space.

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At 00:04:52,607, Character said: But I can move you...