The Real Oneals The Real Match Eng S02E07 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,641, Character said: Morning.

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At 00:00:05,031, Character said: Another weigh-in for wrestling?

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At 00:00:06,978, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:00:08,156, Character said: - What are you doing?
- [Grunts] We're down a wrestler.

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At 00:00:10,216, Character said: Scotty Butler, our 125,
g***t mono from his sister,

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At 00:00:13,452, Character said: so, we need a sub, otherwise
we have to forfeit the match.

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At 00:00:15,844, Character said: And, just as I suspected,
you are 125 on the dot.

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At 00:00:19,325, Character said: Okay, first of all,
it's not gonna happen.

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At 00:00:21,183, Character said: Second of all, I'm still
stuck on the mono thing.

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At 00:00:23,812, Character said: - Did he kiss his sister?
- Come on, Kenny.

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At 00:00:26,455, Character said: I'm undefeated this year.

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At 00:00:27,876, Character said: If we forfeit this match,

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At 00:00:29,267, Character said: then I don't get to go to finals.

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At 00:00:31,070, Character said: Jimmy, I would love to help you,

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At 00:00:32,971, Character said: but I ** not a wrestler.

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At 00:00:34,562, Character said: Uh, yes, you are.

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At 00:00:36,765, Character said: Don't you remember when we were kids,

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At 00:00:38,211, Character said: I trapped you and held you down,

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At 00:00:39,562, Character said: and I threatened to spit on
your face? That's wrestling.

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At 00:00:41,836, Character said: Okay, well, as appealing
as you make it sound,

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At 00:00:43,601, Character said: I'm still not interested.

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At 00:00:45,040, Character said: Okay, fine.

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At 00:00:46,307, Character said: I'm calling in the favor you owe me.

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At 00:00:47,985, Character said: I thought it was gonna be

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At 00:00:49,421, Character said: you giving me your liver
when I use mine up in college.

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At 00:00:51,690, Character said: I don't owe you a favor.

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At 00:00:53,124, Character said: Three words, Kenny...

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At 00:00:54,242, Character said: "West Side Story"...

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At 00:00:56,424, Character said: sing-along.

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At 00:00:58,597, Character said: Fine. I'll do it.

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At 00:01:00,164, Character said: But, don't pretend that you didn't
love every second of that movie.

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At 00:01:02,533, Character said: - I didn't.
- Oh? Yeah?

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At 00:01:04,602, Character said: So you didn't feel anything

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At 00:01:06,003, Character said: when Tony died in Maria's arms?

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At 00:01:07,416, Character said: - No.
- Okay.

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At 00:01:08,515, Character said: How about when they first met?

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At 00:01:09,757, Character said: You mean the first time they
saw each other at the dance?

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At 00:01:11,609, Character said: And everyone else was out
of focus for some reason,

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At 00:01:13,509, Character said: and they realized they loved each other?

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At 00:01:15,446, Character said: [Voice breaking] In an instant?

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At 00:01:16,647, Character said: Yeah, of course I felt it, Kenny.

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At 00:01:18,382, Character said: [Voice breaking] How could
you not? It's so beautiful.

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At 00:01:20,406, Character said: Their love was doomed from the overture.

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At 00:01:23,019, Character said: - [Normal voice] Maria.
- [Normal voice] Tony.

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At 00:01:24,745, Character said: [Both snap fingers]

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At 00:01:25,806, Character said:

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At 00:01:27,093, Character said: God, I wish I didn't live with girls.

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At 00:01:29,025, Character said:
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At 00:01:33,230, Character said:

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At 00:01:35,232, Character said: Hey, I g***t your text.
What's the emergency.

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At 00:01:37,200, Character said: [Groans] I'm going on a
business trip with Clive

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At 00:01:39,500, Character said: and I need you to get
down the big suitcase.

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At 00:01:41,071, Character said: That's not an emergency.

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At 00:01:42,500, Character said: And, by business, do you mean
like, the business business?

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At 00:01:45,343, Character said: - No, I'm getting my own room.
- [Laughs]

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At 00:01:47,056, Character said: Besides, it's just a Vice
Principal's conference.

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At 00:01:49,759, Character said: Oh, so no one's getting laid, then.

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At 00:01:51,214, Character said: [Scoffs] I can't believe it.

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At 00:01:52,848, Character said: I haven't stayed in a
hotel in, what, five years?

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At 00:01:55,468, Character said: I'm gonna take a bath and
a shower at the same time.

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At 00:01:58,437, Character said: It'll be a perfect storm of luxury.

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At 00:02:00,984, Character said: I can't believe it's been that
long since we went to the shore.

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At 00:02:03,649, Character said: [Scoffs]

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At 00:02:04,588, Character said: Gosh. Remember, you were so
obsessed with collecting those rocks.

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At 00:02:06,789, Character said: - [Chuckling] Oh, yeah.
- [Laughs]

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At 00:02:07,820, Character said: Did you ever do anything with them?

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At 00:02:08,864, Character said: No, I never found them when we g***t home.

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At 00:02:11,233, Character said: [Crashes]

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At 00:02:12,668, Character said: I think I found them.

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At 00:02:14,536, Character said: And I just threw out my back.

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At 00:02:16,272, Character said: [Groans]

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At 00:02:17,206, Character said: - Don't touch me!
- Aah!

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At 00:02:19,675, Character said: Great. I need it by Friday.

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At 00:02:21,076, Character said: - Ethan.
- Shannon.

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At 00:02:22,278, Character said: I have a great idea for
an article in the paper.

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At 00:02:24,375, Character said: You've already pitched
"Behind The Mascot:

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At 00:02:25,978, Character said: "Who Really Is The Saint
Barklay's Bulldog?"

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At 00:02:27,449, Character said: I'm convinced it's Joyce the lunch lady.

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At 00:02:29,250, Character said: We've never seen them in
the same room together.

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At 00:02:31,085, Character said: But what I really want
to write is a scathing piece

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At 00:02:33,355, Character said: on the most antiquated, sexist
organization at this school...

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At 00:02:36,546, Character said: Mat Maids.

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At 00:02:37,926, Character said: Yeah, why do wrestlers
get their own cheerleaders?

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At 00:02:40,261, Character said: My mathlete team gets zero
support and several wedgies.

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At 00:02:43,070, Character said: Which is why I **
going to infiltrate them

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At 00:02:45,200, Character said: and take them down from the inside.

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At 00:02:48,203, Character said: - I love you.
- What?

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At 00:02:50,007, Character said: I mean, I love your idea.

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At 00:02:51,206, Character said: Fitzgerald, where is
that political cartoon?

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At 00:02:55,910, Character said: [Crowd cheers, marching band plays]

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At 00:02:59,165, Character said: - [Grunts]
- 2! Take-down, red.

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At 00:03:01,445, Character said: I changed my mind.

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At 00:03:03,118, Character said: You can have my liver.
I don't want to do this.

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At 00:03:04,509, Character said: It looks really painful.

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At 00:03:05,650, Character said: It's only painful if you resist.

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At 00:03:07,367, Character said: Remember, you're not trying
to win, so just go limp...

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At 00:03:09,501, Character said: you know, like when you're
falling off a building.

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At 00:03:11,242, Character said: Jimmy, no one knows how that feels

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At 00:03:13,126, Character said: because those people are dead.

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At 00:03:14,665, Character said: All right, little O'Neal,
you're up after this match.

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At 00:03:16,897, Character said: But, remember, it's like
being mauled by a bear.

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At 00:03:18,971, Character said: Don't resist, and you'll be fine.

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At 00:03:20,570, Character said: Again, so incorrect, but I'll do it.

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At 00:03:23,273, Character said: I just need a second.

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At 00:03:24,351, Character said: I'm gonna go splash some
water on my face backstage.

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At 00:03:27,351, Character said: That's gay for "locker room".

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At 00:03:28,976, Character said: He also calls "halftime,"
"intermission".

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At 00:03:32,912, Character said: [Water runs]

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At 00:03:35,849, Character said: Man: Towel?

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At 00:03:38,093, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:39,198, Character said: Gus Kenworthy and Robbie Rogers?

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At 00:03:40,787, Character said: You guys are, like, my
favorite professional athletes.

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At 00:03:42,712, Character said: What are you guys doing here?

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At 00:03:43,859, Character said: We're here to cheer on Saint
Barklay's first out gay athlete.

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At 00:03:46,532, Character said: Well, look at me.

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At 00:03:47,907, Character said: I'm not a wrestler.

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At 00:03:49,528, Character said: I'm the gay kid.

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At 00:03:50,984, Character said: Whoa. You can be both.

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At 00:03:52,498, Character said: I mean, being gay has never stopped me

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At 00:03:54,089, Character said: from strapping on skis and
dropping into a half-pipe.

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At 00:03:56,171, Character said: And, it didn't stop me from becoming
one of the first openly-gay athletes

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At 00:03:58,837, Character said: in major-league sports.

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At 00:03:59,994, Character said: - Humble brag, Robbie.
- I have an MLS Cup.

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At 00:04:02,267, Character said: Nobody knows what that is. I have
a silver medal... from the Olympics.

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At 00:04:05,531, Character said: - Oh, were they out of gold that day?
- [Laughs]

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At 00:04:07,718, Character said: Okay, gay athletes, stop fighting.

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At 00:04:09,875, Character said: I mean, have you seen them out there?

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At 00:04:11,890, Character said: Even if I go limp,

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At 00:04:12,951, Character said: I-I-I'm gonna die in
front of the entire school.

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At 00:04:15,523, Character said: That's why you have to try.

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At 00:04:16,752, Character said: - Don't be a clich?.
- Mm.

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At 00:04:17,956, Character said: What have you really g***t to lose?

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At 00:04:19,024, Character said: Well, my vision, several teeth,

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At 00:04:20,929, Character said: my short-term memory.

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