Grownish s02e02 Nothing Was the Same.eg Movie Subtitles

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Hey, ya
00:00:01,429 --> 00:00:02,ZOEY: Couples...

00:00:02,540 --> 00:00:04,they come in every flavor imaginable,

00:00:04,842 --> 00:00:08,especially at Cal U,
and each one get a label.

00:00:09,727 --> 00:00:12,- The "CrossFit Couple."
- [Phone chiming]

00:00:12,728 --> 00:00:15,The "Throuple."

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Hot d***n
00:00:16,998 --> 00:00:19,And, of course, the "Hella Cute Couple."

00:00:19,467 --> 00:00:21,[Phone chiming]

00:00:21,836 --> 00:00:24,But no matter what kind
of couple you're in,

00:00:24,205 --> 00:00:27,there's one label everyone wants.

00:00:30,578 --> 00:00:33,They just g***t tagged
"Relationship goals."

00:00:33,781 --> 00:00:35,Jaw drop.

00:00:35,183 --> 00:00:37,Jazz and Doug may be looking
like a snack or whatever,

00:00:37,585 --> 00:00:40,but Luca and I are out here
looking like a whole entr?e.

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00:00:46,727 --> 00:00:48,[Phone chiming]

00:00:48,829 --> 00:00:53,
00:00:53,967 --> 00:00:55,Since he g***t back from Paris,

00:00:55,503 --> 00:00:57,Luca and I have been on the whole

00:00:57,070 --> 00:00:58,"getting used to being on
the same continent couple,"

00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:01,but are we not "relationship goals"?

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Watch out, world, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
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Learn something new every day
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I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way
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G***t the weight of the world on me
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But no regrets, this is what I say
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Watch out, world, I'm grown now
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I'm grown -
You can tell me
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My heart beating so loud
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Mama, look, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
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00:01:42,527 --> 00:01:43,Okay. Hold up.

00:01:43,795 --> 00:01:45,Jazz and Doug are
relationship goals now?

00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:48,HowSway.
I mean, you guys are adorable.

00:01:48,065 --> 00:01:49,Don't get me wrong.

00:01:49,356 --> 00:01:51,But you're not exactly Steph and Ayesha.

00:01:51,338 --> 00:01:52,- No offense.
- None taken.

00:01:52,771 --> 00:01:54,Those two are hella corny.

00:01:54,038 --> 00:01:55,Girl, amen.

00:01:55,273 --> 00:01:57,Skinny LeBron and Black Martha Stewart

00:01:57,308 --> 00:01:59,get on my nerves with her cookbook a***s.

00:01:59,777 --> 00:02:02,But Riley Curry, though.

00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:06,All right. Why don't we agree to just
strongly disagree on that point?

00:02:06,818 --> 00:02:08,I'll circle back, by the way, but just,

00:02:08,953 --> 00:02:10,out of curiosity or whatever,

00:02:10,387 --> 00:02:12,why aren't Luca and I considered goals?

00:02:12,589 --> 00:02:14,I mean, guys, we're undeniably pretty.

00:02:14,692 --> 00:02:17,Zoey, relationship goals
aren't just about looks.

00:02:17,795 --> 00:02:19,No, of course. I-I totally get that.

00:02:19,897 --> 00:02:23,It's about a vibe, right?
It's about being aspirational,

00:02:23,201 --> 00:02:25,and I don't know what's
more aspirational

00:02:25,036 --> 00:02:28,than two people dripping in Louis.

00:02:28,206 --> 00:02:30,- This isn't about Louis.
- This is about a guy

00:02:30,307 --> 00:02:32,elevating a girl to wifey in a world

00:02:32,542 --> 00:02:34,full of situation-ships
and [bleep] boys.

00:02:34,744 --> 00:02:37,And [bleep] girls. We are out here, too.

00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:39,You all make it sound so cheap.

00:02:39,983 --> 00:02:42,It's about two people deciding to commit

00:02:42,485 --> 00:02:44,so you can stop using condoms.

00:02:44,087 --> 00:02:45,- Oh.
- Ooh.

00:02:45,688 --> 00:02:47,Luca and I are committed,
but still being safe.

00:02:47,557 --> 00:02:49,Guys, we just survived a three-month,

00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:51,long-distance relationship.

00:02:51,228 --> 00:02:53,We're talking about
"ride or die" commitment.

00:02:53,163 --> 00:02:55,The ones who stuck together
through the good, the bad,

00:02:55,531 --> 00:02:58,the jail time, like Gucci and Keyshia.

00:02:58,668 --> 00:03:00,Oh, my gosh. Those two are so heroic.

00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:03,I can't believe she stuck with
him throughout that whole bid.

00:03:03,472 --> 00:03:05,And those teeth.

00:03:05,407 --> 00:03:07,Cleaned up his diet while
he was in there, too.

00:03:07,409 --> 00:03:08,He came out looking like a zaddy.

00:03:08,911 --> 00:03:11,Ride or die, baby.
Ultimate relationship goals.

00:03:11,747 --> 00:03:13,Let's just be reasonable.

00:03:13,249 --> 00:03:16,Where are they riding to, and
why does someone have to die?

00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:18,It's just loyalty,
not that you would understand

00:03:18,787 --> 00:03:20,being a rich White girl from Alaska.

00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:22,- I'm from Connecticut.
- Girl, it's the same place.

00:03:22,622 --> 00:03:24,[Muttering] It's not. It's like a...

00:03:24,122 --> 00:03:26,Well, I actually agree with Nomi.

00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,Yeah, no, true love should
feel like a fairy tale.

00:03:29,365 --> 00:03:31,- Not what I said.
- That's not what she said.

00:03:31,433 --> 00:03:33,I ** Meghan Markle.

00:03:33,635 --> 00:03:37,And I ** looking for my
Prince Harry, #HappilyEverAfter.

00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,[Gags] Oh, I'm sorry.

00:03:39,312 --> 00:03:42,It's just that you're scaling
new heights of basic every time.

00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:44,Okay, all this just feels like

00:03:44,045 --> 00:03:45,a bunch of people raised
by single parents

00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,who are idealizing
romantic relationships.

00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:50,We get it. You read "The New Yorker."

00:03:50,251 --> 00:03:51,You can relax.

00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:54,Yeah, and none of us were raised
in a single-parent household.

00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:56,- Mm-hmm.
- Like, not one of us.

00:03:56,557 --> 00:03:57,Yeah.

00:03:57,825 --> 00:04:01,Well, you didn't let me get
to my second point, Zoey.

00:04:01,595 --> 00:04:02,There's a second one?

00:04:02,763 --> 00:04:04,Which is...

00:04:04,432 --> 00:04:06,you're all just a bunch of
vapid, pathetic followers

00:04:06,301 --> 00:04:07,who are in it for the flex.

00:04:07,668 --> 00:04:09,Hold up. There's nothing
vapid or pathetic

00:04:09,764 --> 00:04:12,about two people in love just
wanting the world to see.

00:04:12,108 --> 00:04:15,Plus these thirsty-a***s hos need
to know who not to look at twice

00:04:15,077 --> 00:04:16,unless they want to catch these hands.

00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,ZOEY: Not where I was going with it,

00:04:18,011 --> 00:04:20,but circling it back
to the point that I was making,

00:04:20,981 --> 00:04:22,Luca and I are finally together.

00:04:22,783 --> 00:04:26,We're very much in love, and I
very much want the world to see,

00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,so how are we not relationship goals?

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00:04:33,694 --> 00:04:35,Sorry about that.

00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,Sorry about ruining...

00:04:36,864 --> 00:04:38,[Raising voice]
...your goddamn life, son!

00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:40,Whoo!

00:04:40,133 --> 00:04:42,Trash moves. Pure trash.

00:04:42,402 --> 00:04:44,And try a team that's not Barcelona.

00:04:44,337 --> 00:04:45,- That's some cheating.
- Yeah.

00:04:45,738 --> 00:04:48,Uh-oh. "First day RA" is here
to keep us in line.

00:04:49,809 --> 00:04:51,Come on, man!
I was about to win that game.

00:04:51,644 --> 00:04:53,Not even close, bruh. Anti-facts.

00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,[Sighs] I'm asking for
the bare minimum here, guys.

00:04:56,649 --> 00:04:59,I'm out here trying to elevate
Hawkins to its rightful status

00:04:59,385 --> 00:05:01,as a beacon of black excellence
here at Cal U.

00:05:01,253 --> 00:05:03,- You g***t to be kidding.
- You understand that?

00:05:03,122 --> 00:05:04,So next time you want to come
over here and take

00:05:04,958 --> 00:05:06,40 straight L's on FIFA,
how about you think about

00:05:06,859 --> 00:05:08,whether or not you'd treat
Mama Africa like this?

00:05:08,661 --> 00:05:10,Whatever, narc. My house is preppin'

00:05:10,262 --> 00:05:11,for tonight's mini-music festival.

00:05:11,564 --> 00:05:12,It's called Brochella.

00:05:12,932 --> 00:05:14,The headliners are Trippie Redd
and the Backpack Kid,

00:05:14,734 --> 00:05:17,and I know you two don't...