Mad About You s02e13 Same Time Next Week.eng Movie Subtitles

00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:08,Okay, pounce.

00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,Again.

00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,Okay, one more time.

00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,Did you pack my glasses?

00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:18,- They're in your little bag.
- All right, pounce.

00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:21,All right. Here we go.

00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:24,- Okay. Come on, get off.
- No.

00:00:24,324 --> 00:00:26,We've been through this before.
It's only Chicago.

00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,- I know.
- I'll be home every weekend.

00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:30,- I know.
- Two months, tops.

00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,- I know. I know. I know.
- Okay, so get off.

00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:33,No.

00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,All right, pounce one more time.

00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:39,There we go. Thank you.

00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:44,It's 9:00. It's not gonna take you
two hours to get to LaGuardia.

00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,But I wanna make sure
I get a window.

00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,You already have a boarding pass.

00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:52,I do, but you know the airlines.
A boarding pass means nothing.

00:01:52,245 --> 00:01:54,You might as well be carrying
a piece of cheese.

00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:55,Tie your shoelace.

00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,It's okay. You sure you don't wanna
come with me?

00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,I can't.

00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,Your school doesn't start for weeks.

00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:04,I have registration, orientation.
I have pre-reading to do.

00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,All right. Listen, I'm gonna
call you every day.

00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,You're not comfortable
on the phone.

00:02:11,898 --> 00:02:13,What does that mean?

00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,You're not. You "uh."

00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,- I "uh."
- You "uh," you "um"...

00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,...sometimes you:
You're just not comfortable.

00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:23,Well, this is not entirely easy
for me, you know.

00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:25,All right, I know. Go on.

00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:27,- Go make your movie.
- All right.

00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,- You chain the door every night.
- I will.

00:02:29,916 --> 00:02:31,Will you renew my thing at the Y?

00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,I will.

00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:34,And you'll walk Murray?

00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,Actually, I figured I'd wait
until you get back.

00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,Come here, you.

00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,All right.

00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,And you, you're the man
of the house now.

00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:49,So start peeing standing up.

00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:53,- I'll call you when I get to the hotel.
- Or I'll call you.

00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,- Whatever.
- Okay, bye.

00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:57,- Okay.
- Come on.

00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:09,Here comes another cab.

00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,No.

00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:13,Here's another one.

00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:15,It's stopping. It's him.

00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,Okay, he's getting out.

00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:19,He's tipping the driver.

00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,The driver's giving him the finger.

00:03:23,069 --> 00:03:25,See, now one week.
Was that so tough?

00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,He abandoned us, but we survived.

00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,Come on, come on, come on.

00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,Murray, come on. Come on!
Come on. Get on the couch.

00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,Get on the couch.

00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,Lie down.

00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:46,Where's the remote?

00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:49,Help me find the remote!
Where's the remote?

00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:53,Get onto the couch!
Get on the couch! Come on!

00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:57,Lie down. Lie down!

00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,What ** I doing?

00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:03,Explain me this.

00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,A guy has a license
to drive a cab in the city.

00:04:06,145 --> 00:04:09,So the city has already said, "You can
drive. Be a driver on our streets.

00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:13,Here are our roads. Go and drive
among our roads."

00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,The man could not get out
of the airport.

00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:20,25 minutes, he's just circling,
circling. Here we go, taxi commission.

00:04:20,293 --> 00:04:22,This guy they're gonna wanna
know about.

00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,He's driving around 25 minutes.
I'm going, "Look, there's an exit!"

00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,He's driving, he's driving.

00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:30,Six minutes we sat in front
of Air Peru.

00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:34,Who is going? They g***t me on hold.
Look at this. I'm already on hold.

00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:36,He says, "Put your luggage
in the trunk."

00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,I say, "There's room up here."

00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,He says, "Put it in the trunk."

00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:42,I say, "Fine. Put the luggage
in the trunk."

00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:45,Eighteen dollars he charges me
for putting the luggage in the trunk.

00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:49,- I said, "It was your idea!"
- He said, "Luggage tax. Luggage tax."

00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:52,I said, "What ** I, a Canadian?
I live here!"

00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:56,Guy has one glass eye, no side
mirrors. Thank you very much.

00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,What ** l...?
They're not gonna care.

00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:02,Hi, how are you?
I gotta go to the bathroom.

00:05:03,703 --> 00:05:06,Where did you get that coat?

00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,I just don't like it.

00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,Look at it from the side. Okay? See?

00:05:14,213 --> 00:05:17,If I'm thinking...
Picture if I'm thinking. I'll go...

00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,See? Or if I'm looking...
I can just look. Watch. Look.

00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:24,- What purpose does it serve?
- It's just hair on a face.

00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:27,It doesn't have a purpose.
It just makes me look rugged.

00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,It really doesn't.

00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:33,What is this? Since when
do we drink lactose-free milk?

00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,I read an article.

00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:37,I love lactose.

00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:39,Really? What is it?

00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,The point is, don't go making
change like that while I'm gone.

00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:46,- That merits a discussion.
- We didn't discuss your beard.

00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:47,Fine. Let's discuss my beard.

00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:48,- Shave.
- No.

00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,- Fine.
- There you go.

00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:52,Everybody in Chicago loves it.

00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:54,- Who?
- Everybody.

00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,- Name names.
- Everybody. Pierre, Lola, Colin.

00:05:58,691 --> 00:05:59,Who are they?

00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,Pierre's the guy I told you, with
the thumb. Colin is his brother.

00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,Lola. Lola is Vernon's wife.

00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:08,- Who is Vernon?
- Vernon works for Mr. Ching.

00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:11,- I've never heard of these people.
- This is why I have to tell you.

00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:14,- We have catching up to do.
- Not until after you shave.

00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,- That's not gonna happen, my friend.
- Fine.

00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,So we are at an impasse here.

00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:23,I guess your beard is gonna have
to keep you warm all weekend.

00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,You know what?
I can hold out as long as you.

00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:29,In fact, longer. And you know why?

00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,- Because you're rugged?
- Bingo.

00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,You know what's interesting?

00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,I don't feel anything.

00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,I feel zero.

00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,Nothing.

00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,Nada.

00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,Not a thing.

00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:58,There's something.

00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,Don't cut yourself.

00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,We speak three times a day.
Why didn't you tell me?

00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:10,I was afraid, if I told you,
you wouldn't come home.

00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:12,Yeah, well...

00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,You know, it's not pâté.

00:07:25,545 --> 00:07:27,You know, you've been
a grouch all night.

00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,Lisa.

00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,No. We meet you at the airport,
and you're all grumpy.

00:07:31,551 --> 00:07:35,You're all quiet and sullen
during dinner. Like I really need this.

00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,You could go back to your apartment.

00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,- She can't.
- Sure she...