Mad About You s02e13 Same Time Next Week.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:06,072, Character said: Okay, pounce.

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At 00:00:08,575, Character said: Again.

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At 00:00:11,678, Character said: Okay, one more time.

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At 00:00:13,847, Character said: Did you pack my glasses?

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At 00:00:15,348, Character said: - They're in your little bag.
- All right, pounce.

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At 00:00:18,585, Character said: All right. Here we go.

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At 00:00:21,254, Character said: - Okay. Come on, get off.
- No.

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At 00:00:24,324, Character said: We've been through this before.
It's only Chicago.

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At 00:00:26,693, Character said: - I know.
- I'll be home every weekend.

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At 00:00:29,329, Character said: - I know.
- Two months, tops.

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At 00:00:30,663, Character said: - I know. I know. I know.
- Okay, so get off.

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At 00:00:32,766, Character said: No.

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At 00:00:35,435, Character said: All right, pounce one more time.

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At 00:00:37,203, Character said: There we go. Thank you.

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At 00:01:40,967, Character said: It's 9:00. It's not gonna take you
two hours to get to LaGuardia.

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At 00:01:44,370, Character said: But I wanna make sure
I get a window.

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At 00:01:46,306, Character said: You already have a boarding pass.

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At 00:01:48,208, Character said: I do, but you know the airlines.
A boarding pass means nothing.

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At 00:01:52,245, Character said: You might as well be carrying
a piece of cheese.

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At 00:01:54,547, Character said: Tie your shoelace.

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At 00:01:55,782, Character said: It's okay. You sure you don't wanna
come with me?

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At 00:01:58,651, Character said: I can't.

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At 00:01:59,819, Character said: Your school doesn't start for weeks.

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At 00:02:01,754, Character said: I have registration, orientation.
I have pre-reading to do.

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At 00:02:05,058, Character said: All right. Listen, I'm gonna
call you every day.

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At 00:02:07,827, Character said: You're not comfortable
on the phone.

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At 00:02:11,898, Character said: What does that mean?

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At 00:02:14,000, Character said: You're not. You "uh."

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At 00:02:16,002, Character said: - I "uh."
- You "uh," you "um"...

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At 00:02:18,004, Character said: ...sometimes you:
You're just not comfortable.

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At 00:02:20,773, Character said: Well, this is not entirely easy
for me, you know.

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At 00:02:23,409, Character said: All right, I know. Go on.

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At 00:02:25,512, Character said: - Go make your movie.
- All right.

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At 00:02:27,680, Character said: - You chain the door every night.
- I will.

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At 00:02:29,916, Character said: Will you renew my thing at the Y?

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At 00:02:31,751, Character said: I will.

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At 00:02:33,253, Character said: And you'll walk Murray?

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At 00:02:34,821, Character said: Actually, I figured I'd wait
until you get back.

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At 00:02:37,690, Character said: Come here, you.

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At 00:02:42,362, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:43,530, Character said: And you, you're the man
of the house now.

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At 00:02:46,266, Character said: So start peeing standing up.

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At 00:02:50,537, Character said: - I'll call you when I get to the hotel.
- Or I'll call you.

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At 00:02:53,273, Character said: - Whatever.
- Okay, bye.

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At 00:02:54,440, Character said: - Okay.
- Come on.

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At 00:03:07,654, Character said: Here comes another cab.

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At 00:03:09,656, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:12,559, Character said: Here's another one.

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At 00:03:13,826, Character said: It's stopping. It's him.

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At 00:03:15,395, Character said: Okay, he's getting out.

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At 00:03:17,230, Character said: He's tipping the driver.

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At 00:03:19,399, Character said: The driver's giving him the finger.

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At 00:03:23,069, Character said: See, now one week.
Was that so tough?

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At 00:03:25,505, Character said: He abandoned us, but we survived.

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At 00:03:32,078, Character said: Come on, come on, come on.

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At 00:03:35,181, Character said: Murray, come on. Come on!
Come on. Get on the couch.

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At 00:03:37,917, Character said: Get on the couch.

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At 00:03:40,520, Character said: Lie down.

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At 00:03:44,857, Character said: Where's the remote?

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At 00:03:46,192, Character said: Help me find the remote!
Where's the remote?

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At 00:03:50,096, Character said: Get onto the couch!
Get on the couch! Come on!

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At 00:03:53,933, Character said: Lie down. Lie down!

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At 00:03:57,437, Character said: What ** I doing?

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At 00:04:02,141, Character said: Explain me this.

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At 00:04:03,643, Character said: A guy has a license
to drive a cab in the city.

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At 00:04:06,145, Character said: So the city has already said, "You can
drive. Be a driver on our streets.

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At 00:04:10,149, Character said: Here are our roads. Go and drive
among our roads."

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At 00:04:13,319, Character said: The man could not get out
of the airport.

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At 00:04:15,989, Character said: 25 minutes, he's just circling,
circling. Here we go, taxi commission.

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At 00:04:20,293, Character said: This guy they're gonna wanna
know about.

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At 00:04:22,295, Character said: He's driving around 25 minutes.
I'm going, "Look, there's an exit!"

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At 00:04:25,665, Character said: He's driving, he's driving.

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At 00:04:27,667, Character said: Six minutes we sat in front
of Air Peru.

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At 00:04:31,070, Character said: Who is going? They g***t me on hold.
Look at this. I'm already on hold.

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At 00:04:34,841, Character said: He says, "Put your luggage
in the trunk."

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At 00:04:36,843, Character said: I say, "There's room up here."

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At 00:04:38,344, Character said: He says, "Put it in the trunk."

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At 00:04:40,079, Character said: I say, "Fine. Put the luggage
in the trunk."

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At 00:04:42,515, Character said: Eighteen dollars he charges me
for putting the luggage in the trunk.

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At 00:04:45,718, Character said: - I said, "It was your idea!"
- He said, "Luggage tax. Luggage tax."

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At 00:04:49,355, Character said: I said, "What ** I, a Canadian?
I live here!"

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At 00:04:52,425, Character said: Guy has one glass eye, no side
mirrors. Thank you very much.

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At 00:04:57,096, Character said: What ** l...?
They're not gonna care.

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At 00:04:58,865, Character said: Hi, how are you?
I gotta go to the bathroom.

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At 00:05:03,703, Character said: Where did you get that coat?

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At 00:05:09,942, Character said: I just don't like it.

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At 00:05:11,544, Character said: Look at it from the side. Okay? See?

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At 00:05:14,213, Character said: If I'm thinking...
Picture if I'm thinking. I'll go...

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At 00:05:17,650, Character said: See? Or if I'm looking...
I can just look. Watch. Look.

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At 00:05:21,554, Character said: - What purpose does it serve?
- It's just hair on a face.

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At 00:05:24,557, Character said: It doesn't have a purpose.
It just makes me look rugged.

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At 00:05:27,327, Character said: It really doesn't.

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At 00:05:30,897, Character said: What is this? Since when
do we drink lactose-free milk?

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At 00:05:34,067, Character said: I read an article.

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At 00:05:35,902, Character said: I love lactose.

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At 00:05:37,737, Character said: Really? What is it?

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At 00:05:40,006, Character said: The point is, don't go making
change like that while I'm gone.

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At 00:05:43,409, Character said: - That merits a discussion.
- We didn't discuss your beard.

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At 00:05:46,245, Character said: Fine. Let's discuss my beard.

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At 00:05:47,814, Character said: - Shave.
- No.

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At 00:05:48,981, Character said: - Fine.
- There you go.

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At 00:05:51,417, Character said: Everybody in Chicago loves it.

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At 00:05:52,919, Character said: - Who?
- Everybody.

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At 00:05:54,520, Character said: - Name names.
- Everybody. Pierre, Lola, Colin.

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At 00:05:58,691, Character said: Who are they?

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At 00:06:00,059, Character said: Pierre's the guy I told you, with
the thumb. Colin is his brother.

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At 00:06:03,129, Character said: Lola. Lola is Vernon's wife.

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At 00:06:04,897, Character said: - Who is Vernon?
- Vernon works for Mr. Ching.

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At 00:06:08,201, Character said: - I've never heard of these people.
- This is why I have to tell you.

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At 00:06:11,337, Character said: - We have catching up to do.
- Not until after you shave.

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At 00:06:14,374, Character said: - That's not gonna happen, my friend.
- Fine.

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At 00:06:18,811, Character said: So we are at an impasse here.

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At 00:06:20,646, Character said: I guess your beard is gonna have
to keep you warm all weekend.

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At 00:06:25,651, Character said: You know what?
I can hold out as long as you.

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At 00:06:27,820, Character said: In fact, longer. And you know why?

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At 00:06:29,555, Character said: - Because you're rugged?
- Bingo.

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At 00:06:44,170, Character said: You know what's interesting?

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At 00:06:46,739, Character said: I don't feel anything.

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At 00:06:48,574, Character said: I feel zero.

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At 00:06:50,576, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:06:52,345, Character said: Nada.

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At 00:06:54,247, Character said: Not a thing.

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At 00:06:56,749, Character said: There's something.

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At 00:06:59,852, Character said: Don't cut yourself.

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At 00:07:05,892, Character said: We speak three times a day.
Why didn't you tell me?

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At 00:07:08,327, Character said: I was afraid, if I told you,
you wouldn't come home.

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At 00:07:10,863, Character said: Yeah, well...

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At 00:07:22,041, Character said: You know, it's not pâté.

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At 00:07:25,545, Character said: You know, you've been
a grouch all night.

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At 00:07:27,547, Character said: Lisa.

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At 00:07:28,815, Character said: No. We meet you at the airport,
and you're all grumpy.

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At 00:07:31,551, Character said: You're all quiet and sullen
during dinner. Like I really need this.

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At 00:07:35,988, Character said: You could go back to your apartment.

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At 00:07:37,824, Character said: - She can't.
- Sure she...