Spin City s02e13 Same Time Next Year.Eng Movie Subtitles

00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:04,Finally, the mayor's
new year's Eve party tonight...

00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,Now, you're not
obligated to go,

00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,but attendance is mandatory.

00:00:08,174 --> 00:00:09,And what should we wear?

00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:12,It's a costume thing.
Come as baby new year.

00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:16,Stuart, we talked about this. That is the
kind of practical joke that hurts all of us.

00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:18,O.k., if there's
nothing else...

00:00:18,618 --> 00:00:23,Actually, does anybody know a
good place to get a cat killed?

00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:26,Upper East side, corner of 76th
and what is wrong with you?

00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:29,Our family cat is
like 1,000 years old.

00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:31,My mom wants me
to put it to sleep.

00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,Oh, Stuart, that's hard.
Tell me about it.

00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:36,The little guy's not falling
for any of my traps.

00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,I put his food in the dryer...
Nothing.

00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,Nikki, can I talk
to you for a sec?

00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:45,So I'll pick you up around 9:00?
I g***t a limousine stocked with champagne.

00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,Mike, I have a date tonight.

00:00:47,347 --> 00:00:48,We always go out
on new year's Eve.

00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,I turned down a date for you-
Beth from the gym.

00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,She would've slept with me.

00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:58,You said that she was vapid,
tacky and borderline psychotic.

00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:02,You're missing the point.
She would've slept with me.

00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:04,I'm sorry. As much as I love
being your safety date,

00:01:04,631 --> 00:01:06,I'm seeing someone
who's pretty special.

00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,Special like
"good for you" special,

00:01:08,201 --> 00:01:11,or special like "you have
to cut up his meat" special?

00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:17,Why is it so hard to believe that I **
dating a nice, caring, well-adjusted man?

00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:20,Oh, Nikki, the ventriloquist,
the guy who stole your stereo,

00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:24,the guy who wanted
his mom to move in with you?

00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,Remember Walter?
He took all your shoes.

00:01:28,188 --> 00:01:31,That was disturbing
on so many levels.

00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,So, everybody.
Great new year's Eve, huh?

00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,Oh, yeah. Swell.

00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,Magical.

00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,let's just...

00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:13,This is ridiculous, o. k.?
I'm sure embarrassing stuff happened,

00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,but why don't we sit down
and talk about it?

00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,O.k., I quit.

00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,Me too.

00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:22,I'll go with you guys.
We'll start our own city.

00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:26,Let's start with anyone who was sober
enough to remember anything that happened.

00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:29,Anyone-anyone at all.

00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,Maybe we should
call the caterers.

00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,There were caterers?

00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,Just forget new year's Eve
ever happened.

00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:40,We won't talk about it
for as long as we live.

00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:43,Mike, we need to talk
about new year's Eve.

00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,I love new year's Eve...

00:02:46,866 --> 00:02:48,- don't you?
- Yeah, sure, Paulie. Why not?

00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:50,It's a symbolic time,

00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:53,a sublime convergence
of past, present and future.

00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,Isn't that what you like?

00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:57,No, I just like doing this
in people's faces.

00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:00,Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,Do you have a resolution, Mike?

00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:07,This year, I'm gonna try hard to stay the
same magnificent person I've always been.

00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:11,So your resolution is not to
change anything about yourself.

00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:13,And I think I can do it.

00:03:15,428 --> 00:03:18,I'd like to start
the evening off with a toast.

00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:20,Mike, Nikki, will you
fill everybody up, please?

00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,I'll be right back.

00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:24,- Watch him for me, will you?
- Mm-hmm.

00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,So, Jay...
Hmm?

00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:31,I understand you're a gynecologist.
Is that how you two met?

00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,I just want you all to know

00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,that I don't think of us
as mayor and staff.

00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,We're a family.

00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:43,Except for you. I've never
seen you before in my life.

00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,I love...
Every one of you...

00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:51,Again, except for you.

00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:55,Here's to the holidays.
Sir, open up your heart a bit.

00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:58,Oh, what the hell.
To all of us!

00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,Hear, hear.

00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,Say when.

00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,And... when!

00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:05,Thank you, sir.

00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,Have you seen Stuart?
You might wanna check the kitchen.

00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:11,He said something about sucking
all the rum out of the cake.

00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:14,Excuse me, everyone.
I have 2 announcements.

00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:18,My cat is dead,
the cake is good.

00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:20,Stuart, your cat died?

00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,Yeah. Why, you need a hat?

00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,Aren't you upset?

00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,Yeah. I have
a real empty feeling...

00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,In my glass!

00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,Ha-ha! We need more booze.

00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,I think new year's Eve
is so s***y.

00:04:36,409 --> 00:04:38,Oh, yeah, that's exactly
what I was thinking

00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,when I was driving over
in the limo... alone.

00:04:41,381 --> 00:04:44,Mike, you weren't alone.
You had the driver.

00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:48,He had a date. He kept making
out at all the red lights.

00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:50,Come on, just admit it.
New year's is hot.

00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,Yeah, I guess so.
Everybody's...

00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,All dressed up and everything.

00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,Corks popping...
Balls dropping.

00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,Of course, arbor day
would be s***y in that dress.

00:04:59,566 --> 00:05:02,You're looking pretty
snazzy in that tux.

00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:05,I'll have you know I'm also wearing
my very special... boxer shorts.

00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:09,I could tell by
the way you were walking.

00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:10,Are we flirting?

00:05:10,910 --> 00:05:13,I don't know.
What do you do when you flirt?

00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:16,I usually start out by
talking about my underwear.

00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,Ah, subtle approach.
Hey.

00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,I'm sorry. ** I
interrupting something?

00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,Oh, no.
We talk all day.

00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:27,Yeah, she says that, but you
know, she hangs on my every...

00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,I'll talk to you guys later.

00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:34,Stuart, when you said you were
going to get more champagne,

00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:37,we assumed you meant...
For everyone.

00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:41,You know... when I
brought that cat home,

00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:44,he fit in the palm of my hand.

00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,I named him piglet.

00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:49,Oh. You g***t that
from winnie the pooh?

00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:51,Nah, I g***t it from my dad's
nickname for my sister.

00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,Well, I'm sure that didn't give
her any self-esteem problems.

00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,She's totally
screwed-up now,

00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,but she's very thin.

00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,Stuart?

00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,You sitting down here alone,

00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,drinking,
thinking about your cat...

00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,If I didn't know you,
I'd say you had...

00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,Feelings.

00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,Well...

00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,I don't.

00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:20,You know, a man can cry...
And still be strong.

00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:23,Is that what they teach you
in gay college?

00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,Look, I'm sorry,

00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,but I have never cried
in my entire life,

00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,not even when I was a baby.

00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:34,326...