Spread Aka Toy Boy -rarbg (2009) Subtitles

At 00:00:48,109, Character said: My whole life, it was obvious

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At 00:00:49,911, Character said: I was gonna end up in this city.

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At 00:00:55,449, Character said: I don't want to be arrogant here,
but I'm an incredibly attractive man.

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At 00:00:59,487, Character said: I can't help it.
I don't try to be. I just **.

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At 00:01:03,991, Character said: When I was a kid, my mother's
best friend used to tell me

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At 00:01:06,127, Character said: that I was gonna be
a little heartbreaker.

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At 00:01:08,496, Character said: Turns out she was right.

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At 00:01:10,498, Character said: Her husband came home
from work one day

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At 00:01:12,166, Character said: and found us f***g
on the Stairmaster.

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At 00:01:16,804, Character said: Los Angeles, California.

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At 00:01:18,973, Character said: That's where all the beautiful little
heartbreakers go to live and dream.

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At 00:01:21,809, Character said: 30,000 of them arrive here
every single month.

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At 00:01:25,146, Character said: 30,000 prom kings
and queens

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At 00:01:27,715, Character said: and Little Miss Cute T***s,

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At 00:01:29,617, Character said: every one of them
with stars in their eyes

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At 00:01:31,485, Character said: and a dream in their heart.

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At 00:01:33,321, Character said: When I first came out here,
I had a dream...

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At 00:01:35,823, Character said: a dream of an easy life.

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At 00:01:37,792, Character said: I was gonna get rich
from lyin' around

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At 00:01:40,027, Character said: having my picture taken.

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At 00:01:41,996, Character said: I was gonna live in the hills
and drive a noisy yellow sports car

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At 00:01:45,600, Character said: and f***k 6' girls
who weighed 89 lbs.

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At 00:01:49,437, Character said: Guess what? Most of it came true.

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At 00:02:05,653, Character said: Hey, handsome!

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At 00:02:09,657, Character said: Excuse me.
Excuse me.

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At 00:02:13,160, Character said: - Excuse me.
- What's up?

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At 00:02:15,162, Character said: Good to see you.

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At 00:02:17,064, Character said: - You're here a little early, man.
- Well, you know, a boy's gotta eat.

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At 00:02:59,307, Character said: # I don't wanna tell you #

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At 00:03:01,075, Character said: # 'Cause you're lookin'
that way #

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At 00:03:03,144, Character said: # Turn around and wonder
how you keep up #

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At 00:03:06,280, Character said: # With things that
I don't want to tell you #

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At 00:03:08,582, Character said: # 'Cause you're lookin'
that way #

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At 00:03:10,885, Character said: # Turn around and wonder
how you keep up #

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At 00:03:13,254, Character said: # With things that
I don't... #

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At 00:03:15,089, Character said: Some men remember breast feeding.

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At 00:03:17,425, Character said: I do not.

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At 00:03:19,627, Character said: I do remember seeing
my mother in the shower once.

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At 00:03:21,896, Character said: She had a giant
mound of pubic hair.

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At 00:03:24,932, Character said: It caused me an aversion
to all things untrimmed.

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At 00:03:28,402, Character said: Ah. Meet Jen.
She has a bush like the outback.

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At 00:03:32,773, Character said: Strong hands though.
I like that.

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At 00:03:38,279, Character said: Let's see.

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At 00:03:39,847, Character said: Ah, Shelly.

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At 00:03:41,382, Character said: Ladies, if you want t***s,
go to Canada.

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At 00:03:44,051, Character said: They just do 'em better up there.
Don't ask me why.

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At 00:03:49,557, Character said: I don't remember her name.
But I do remember the look on her face

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At 00:03:52,760, Character said: when she found out I was
also sleeping with her sister.

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At 00:03:56,630, Character said: But tonight I'm not looking
for the tight skin of a 20-year-old.

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At 00:04:00,067, Character said: I ** in need of assiduation
and that changes the game.

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At 00:04:02,970, Character said: Ah, here we go.

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At 00:04:05,706, Character said: The jacket's Dolce,
the jeans are by Helmut Lang

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At 00:04:08,242, Character said: and the complexion comes
from a strict regimen of facials.

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At 00:04:11,946, Character said: I'm guessing
she drives a Mercedes.

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At 00:04:14,281, Character said: By the way,
there's only one pick-up line.

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At 00:04:16,017, Character said: Everything else is cheese.

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At 00:04:17,685, Character said: Hi. What's your name?

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At 00:04:22,757, Character said: - Samantha.
- Hi, Samantha.

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At 00:04:24,358, Character said: I'm Nikki.

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At 00:04:25,926, Character said: - I'm leaving.
- Really?

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At 00:04:28,562, Character said: Why?

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At 00:04:30,965, Character said: - It's late.
- You're right.

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At 00:04:33,167, Character said: We should get going.

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At 00:04:34,769, Character said: So wait a second.
You had dinner here?

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At 00:04:36,404, Character said: What'd you have?

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At 00:04:38,472, Character said: I had a salad.

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At 00:04:40,007, Character said: - What kind of salad?
- A Greek salad.

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At 00:04:43,077, Character said: You had a Greek salad
at a French restaurant?

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At 00:04:45,346, Character said: I like that.
Oh. Valet, huh?

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At 00:04:47,715, Character said: I bet you're a bad driver.
You want me to drive?

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At 00:04:50,217, Character said: I'll flip you for it. Here.

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At 00:04:51,752, Character said: Heads, I drive;
tails, you drive.

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At 00:04:55,956, Character said: - There it is.
- It's tails. You flipped it.

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At 00:04:58,325, Character said: You always flip it.
Don't be a sore loser.

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At 00:05:01,862, Character said: Look, you're cute and everything,

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At 00:05:03,831, Character said: but you're not coming home with me.
Thank you.

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At 00:05:06,700, Character said: You're gonna have to do
better than that.

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At 00:05:10,104, Character said: "You're cute and everything"?
What is that?

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At 00:05:12,540, Character said: I was trying not to be rude.

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At 00:05:14,375, Character said: - You're far from rude.
- Aww.

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At 00:05:16,110, Character said: I'll help you out.

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At 00:05:18,045, Character said: Tell me that you're married.

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At 00:05:23,250, Character said: I ** not married.
That would be a lie.

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At 00:05:24,885, Character said: You're not.

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At 00:05:27,088, Character said: Tell me that you're madly in love
with someone.

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At 00:05:31,425, Character said: - That would also be a lie.
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:05:36,197, Character said: Then tell me why I can't
come home with you.

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At 00:05:39,834, Character said: I don't know you.

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At 00:05:51,378, Character said: Roll the windows down,
turn the music up

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At 00:05:53,714, Character said: and make an a***s out of yourself.

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At 00:05:55,749, Character said: It puts them at ease.

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At 00:06:03,891, Character said: It's nice.

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At 00:06:06,560, Character said: Peter Bogdanovich
used to live here.

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At 00:06:08,929, Character said: Hmm. I bet he did.

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At 00:06:11,232, Character said: What's that supposed to mean?

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At 00:06:12,867, Character said: Never show you're impressed.

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At 00:06:14,602, Character said: It lowers your market value.

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At 00:06:16,370, Character said: Do you want a drink?

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At 00:06:18,873, Character said: I don't drink.

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At 00:06:40,227, Character said: Come here.

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At 00:06:48,769, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:06:51,739, Character said: No boots in the bed.

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At 00:06:54,341, Character said: It's my bed.

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At 00:06:57,645, Character said: The boots go or I go.

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At 00:07:07,788, Character said: You want to give them a good f***g,

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At 00:07:09,823, Character said: but not too good. Leave a little
room for the relationship to grow.

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At 00:07:18,532, Character said: Oh, this f***g...

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At 00:07:22,269, Character said: Hey, Nikki.

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At 00:07:24,672, Character said: Nikki, wake up.
I gotta go to work.

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At 00:07:26,874, Character said: Now pay very close attention.

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At 00:07:28,976, Character said: I call this the "roll over
sleeping smile."

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At 00:08:19,193, Character said: - Right here is fine.
- There?

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At 00:08:20,995, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:25,499, Character said: Nice spread, man.

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At 00:08:28,202, Character said: Yeah, it is, isn't it?

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At 00:08:32,573, Character said: Hey, do you keep
these cards on file?

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At 00:08:35,609, Character said: Yeah, we can.

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At 00:09:10,044, Character said: It doesn't matter
if you can cook or not.

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At 00:09:12,680, Character said: Women grade on effort. It's almost
better when the meal's a flop.

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At 00:09:16,383, Character said: It shows that you're willing
to make a fool of yourself.

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At 00:09:19,720, Character said: It's all about creating equity.

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At 00:09:21,855, Character said: Think of it as a point system.

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At 00:09:23,590, Character said: One for flowers, two for dinner,
three for an o***m.

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At 00:09:27,061, Character said: You need 26 points
for them to trust you.

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At 00:09:30,431, Character said: And then you can go back
to watching football.

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At 00:09:35,836, Character said: - Hello?
- In here.

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At 00:09:40,274, Character said: Oh ho ho, you're still here.

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At 00:09:43,310, Character said: And you're cooking.

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At 00:09:45,779, Character said: - I'm trying.
- Hmm.

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At 00:09:47,981, Character said: Turn around.

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At 00:09:50,384, Character said: Here you go.

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At 00:09:51,985, Character said: Sit down...
and take off your shoes.

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At 00:09:54,588, Character said: I'm gonna go pour you
a glass of wine.

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At 00:09:57,524, Character said: Here's what she doesn't know...

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At 00:09:59,326, Character said: I'm homeless, carless

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At 00:10:01,061, Character said: and completely unreliable.

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At 00:10:02,996, Character said: I do, however,
own a cell phone

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At 00:10:04,898, Character said: that happens to be
right in front of her.

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At 00:10:07,735, Character said: That's right, baby. 19 other offers
and I'm here with you

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At 00:10:11,605, Character said: creating equity.

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At 00:10:13,741, Character said: So what do you do?

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At 00:10:17,144, Character said: What?

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At 00:10:20,314, Character said: For work?

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At 00:10:21,882, Character said: Do you have a job?

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At 00:10:25,519, Character said: No.

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At 00:10:28,422, Character said: What did you do today?

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At 00:10:30,791, Character said: I was here today.

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At 00:10:32,326, Character said: Yesterday...

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