Confessions of a Pop Performer (1975) EN Subtitles

At 00:00:01,240, Character said: [BIRDS CHIRPING]

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At 00:00:15,840, Character said: [DOG BARKING]

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At 00:00:26,040, Character said: Hello. This is Timmy Lea.
Remember me?

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At 00:00:30,600, Character said: Well, my brother-in-law Sid and I
were still happily cleaning windows.

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At 00:00:34,960, Character said: But It was just after
knocking-off time one day

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At 00:00:37,200, Character said: when something happened
to change our lives.

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At 00:00:40,040, Character said: [MAN AND WOMAN GROANING]

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At 00:01:07,600, Character said: Oh, Timmy, that was lovely.
I feel all warm Inside.

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At 00:01:11,880, Character said: How do you feel?
Great!

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At 00:01:15,000, Character said: It's so nice to have a man again. My husband's
always saving himself for his athletics.

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At 00:01:19,560, Character said: Is that what he tells you?

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At 00:01:21,720, Character said: Would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, yeah, smashing.

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At 00:01:30,160, Character said: MAN:
Sonla? Sonla?

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At 00:01:33,240, Character said: Oh! Oh, hello, darling. I thought you were
going straight to the, uh... To the club.

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At 00:01:38,600, Character said: No, I left me Javelin behind.
Have you seen It?

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At 00:01:41,120, Character said: 1 think It's In the garage.

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At 00:01:45,320, Character said: We don't have a garage.
I know, It's upstairs. Yea--

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At 00:01:51,440, Character said: [HUSBAND YELLS]

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At 00:02:02,280, Character said: Blimey!

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At 00:02:07,120, Character said: Hang on, I'll give you a hand!

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At 00:02:09,040, Character said: Oh, where's me pants?
Oh, Mum will klll me.

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At 00:02:12,280, Character said: Here. You're not wearing
me pants, are you?

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At 00:02:15,120, Character said: Uh... Oh, I've found them.

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At 00:02:18,360, Character said: Hey, you, uh, didn't have
my squeegee, did you?

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At 00:02:20,920, Character said: By the way, what time does your old man get
back? ll don't want to be here when he--

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At 00:02:24,480, Character said: You!
Me? Oh, no!

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At 00:02:28,360, Character said: [TIMOTHY SCREAMS]

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At 00:02:29,800, Character said: No! No! Please!

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At 00:02:31,240, Character said: [F4J]

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At 00:02:32,680, Character said: Nol

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At 00:02:37,480, Character said: No, no! Please! Please! Uh...

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At 00:02:40,760, Character said: And agaln.

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At 00:02:44,360, Character said: And off we go.

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At 00:02:48,680, Character said: No. No. No!

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At 00:02:54,960, Character said: Look, I'm te-- Oh, hello, Sid.

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At 00:02:58,200, Character said: Nice of you to drop In.
Sorry, Sid.

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At 00:03:02,320, Character said: You stupid... Ooh...

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At 00:03:04,760, Character said: You know each other?
Yeah. It's my brother-In-law.

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At 00:03:09,200, Character said: Ever heard of the flying doctor?
Well, meet the flying window cleaner.

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At 00:03:13,240, Character said: [THREE'S A CROWD'S "CONFESSIONS
OF TIMMY LEA" PLAYS]

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At 00:05:32,840, Character said: TIMOTHY:
Ow!

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At 00:05:34,440, Character said: [BILL HALEY'S "ROCK AROUND
THE CLOCK" PLAYS ON STEREO]

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At 00:05:49,400, Character said: Hey, that's not bad, Is It, eh?
It's about average, I suppose, Sid.

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At 00:05:53,520, Character said: I meant the music, you berk.
Oh.

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At 00:05:55,920, Character said: Sounded qulte professional. We ought
to get a cushy number llke that, you know.

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At 00:05:59,160, Character said: Yeah, well, you've made a good start
with me, then, haven't you?

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At 00:06:03,000, Character said: [ROSIE SIGHS]

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At 00:06:04,600, Character said: How many husbands would make thelr
wives work In a pub In the evenings?

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At 00:06:07,640, Character said: [SID SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

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At 00:06:09,080, Character said: [WOMEN GIGGLING]

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At 00:06:14,000, Character said: Rosle, where are they going?

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At 00:06:16,160, Character said: They've come to see the pop group
that's playing here tonight.

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At 00:06:19,040, Character said: That's where the money
Is nowadays, you know.

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At 00:06:20,800, Character said: What?
Well, pop groups.

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At 00:06:22,800, Character said: All you g***t to do
Is sign up a few kids,

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At 00:06:24,880, Character said: hire the Instruments,
plunder the classics, you're away.

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At 00:06:27,280, Character said: It's Just a question of what colour
you want the Rolls-Royce.

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At 00:06:29,680, Character said: Oh, don't be stupid.
You've g***t to have talent.

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At 00:06:34,360, Character said: It's all to do with management.
There's no need for talent.

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At 00:06:37,760, Character said: You should be all right, then.

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At 00:06:40,840, Character said: What I need Is someone of unfailing
finesse and razor-sharp reactions.

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At 00:06:45,000, Character said: [SID SNAPS FINGERS]

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At 00:06:46,480, Character said: Coming up!

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At 00:06:51,080, Character said: Yeah, well, you don't have
to worry about me, Sid.

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At 00:06:53,200, Character said: All right.
No. I've g***t unfailing...

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At 00:06:56,120, Character said: Uh... Well, what you sald.

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At 00:06:58,120, Character said: [SNAPS FINGERS]

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At 00:06:59,600, Character said: Coming up.

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At 00:07:03,080, Character said: [YELLS]

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At 00:07:04,720, Character said: Daddy!
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

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At 00:07:06,880, Character said: You clumsy young fool, now It'll have
to be cleaned! What were you drinking?

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At 00:07:10,880, Character said: That's very kind of you.
I'll have a pint, please.

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At 00:07:13,560, Character said: I didn't mean that!

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At 00:07:15,040, Character said: Daddy, control yourself.
Here's a cloth, banana-mitts.

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At 00:07:17,960, Character said: Oh, thank you. I'm sorry.

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At 00:07:20,120, Character said: Oh, God! You bloody fool! Come here!
Let's get out of here. Come along.

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At 00:07:24,320, Character said: Here's what I'm on about.

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At 00:07:28,040, Character said: You are a bleeding menace, you are.

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At 00:07:31,640, Character said: What Is the point In me trying to sign up a pop
group when I'm lumbered with an Idlot Ilke you?

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At 00:07:36,200, Character said: Sign up a pop group?
Shut up. Yeah.

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At 00:07:38,920, Character said: G***t any paper, Rosle?
Don't tell me they've taken It again.

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At 00:07:42,720, Character said: I put a fresh roll In Just the other day.
No, no, pen and paper, Rosle, love.

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At 00:07:47,560, Character said: You mean that lot upstairs?
Well, aren't you gonna see them play?

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At 00:07:51,600, Character said: SID: I can hear them playing.
What do I want to see them for?

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At 00:07:54,440, Character said: Pen doesn't work very well.

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At 00:07:56,600, Character said: Llke one or two other things
I could mention.

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At 00:07:59,480, Character said: Now, listen, when I move In,
please don't mess It up, hey?

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At 00:08:03,880, Character said: Try to capture my mood of...
breathless suavity.

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At 00:08:12,680, Character said: That must be them, Sid.
Look at that bloke's halr!

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At 00:08:16,400, Character said: What's a beautiful chick llke you
doing In a place llke this, eh?

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At 00:08:19,080, Character said: You wouldn't want to slip
upstairs, would you?

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At 00:08:20,760, Character said: I wouldn't llke to slip up
anywhere, thank you.

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At 00:08:23,400, Character said: Right. Here we go.

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At 00:08:26,800, Character said: Hello, kid, how are you doing?
MAN: Well, that should cover It.

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At 00:08:29,160, Character said: [CLEARS THROAT]

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At 00:08:30,640, Character said: Uh... I'm a man of few words,
who speaks his mind.

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At 00:08:34,000, Character said: Doesn't suffer fools gladly
and refuses to beat about the bush.

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At 00:08:37,440, Character said: I liked what you were doing upstairs.

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At 00:08:38,880, Character said: Yeah, we think you've
g***t what It takes...

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At 00:08:40,400, Character said: You're kidding.
And we wanna take It.

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At 00:08:42,360, Character said: To the top. To the top!
To the top.

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At 00:08:44,720, Character said: Oh, right. Yeah.
Right, there you go.

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At 00:08:46,800, Character said: Well, I'll draw up
the contract, then, eh?

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At 00:08:48,240, Character said: Sure, man, If there's a drink In It.
Right. Of course, of course.

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At 00:08:51,120, Character said: Here, glve us a back.

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At 00:08:53,320, Character said: Right. I, Sidney Noggett--
Belng of unsound mind...

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At 00:08:57,480, Character said: [LAUGHING]

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At 00:08:58,920, Character said: ...The pen. The pen doesn't work.
Oh, the pen doesn't work. Oh, dear.

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At 00:09:03,440, Character said: Right, It's one of these old ones,
you see. Untwist It.

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At 00:09:06,360, Character said: A little twist there and a little press...
Whoa!

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At 00:09:09,320, Character said: Oh, Sld.
Oh, you caught It!

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At 00:09:12,960, Character said: These things happen.
Sid, where are we going?

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At 00:09:16,240, Character said: [TIMOTHY GRUNTING
AND GROANING]

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At 00:09:18,360, Character said: TIMOTHY:
Sid! No! Watch me...

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At 00:09:23,080, Character said: That's better.
Let's have a drink, shall we?

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At 00:09:25,600, Character said: Hey, Rosle...
Yeah?

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At 00:09:27,040, Character said: Two on the slate, love.

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At 00:09:28,920, Character said: Cooey. Sidney... Uh...
Just a small one for me, please, Sid.

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At 00:09:35,800, Character said: Oh...one for my friend.

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At 00:09:38,920, Character said: What you gonna call the group?
Uh, Bloater.

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At 00:09:41,240, Character said: No, no, I don't reckon It's classy
enough. I'm gonna call them...Kipper.

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At 00:09:46,640, Character said: Well, It's more refined.

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At 00:09:49,160, Character said: Yeah, well, It smells of success, Sid.
What you gonna do, play soul music?

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At 00:09:56,120, Character said: It's no laughing matter!

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At 00:09:57,840, Character said: Well, I don't know what
your dad'll think.

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