Confessions of a Pop Performer (1975) EN Subtitles

00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:02,[BIRDS CHIRPING]

00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:17,[DOG BARKING]

00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,Hello. This is Timmy Lea.
Remember me?

00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,Well, my brother-in-law Sid and I
were still happily cleaning windows.

00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:36,But It was just after
knocking-off time one day

00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,when something happened
to change our lives.

00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,[MAN AND WOMAN GROANING]

00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,Oh, Timmy, that was lovely.
I feel all warm Inside.

00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,How do you feel?
Great!

00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,It's so nice to have a man again. My husband's
always saving himself for his athletics.

00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,Is that what he tells you?

00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,Would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, yeah, smashing.

00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:32,MAN:
Sonla? Sonla?

00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:38,Oh! Oh, hello, darling. I thought you were
going straight to the, uh... To the club.

00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,No, I left me Javelin behind.
Have you seen It?

00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,1 think It's In the garage.

00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:49,We don't have a garage.
I know, It's upstairs. Yea--

00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,[HUSBAND YELLS]

00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,Blimey!

00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,Hang on, I'll give you a hand!

00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,Oh, where's me pants?
Oh, Mum will klll me.

00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,Here. You're not wearing
me pants, are you?

00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,Uh... Oh, I've found them.

00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,Hey, you, uh, didn't have
my squeegee, did you?

00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,By the way, what time does your old man get
back? ll don't want to be here when he--

00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,You!
Me? Oh, no!

00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,[TIMOTHY SCREAMS]

00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,No! No! Please!

00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,[F4J]

00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,Nol

00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,No, no! Please! Please! Uh...

00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,And agaln.

00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,And off we go.

00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,No. No. No!

00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,Look, I'm te-- Oh, hello, Sid.

00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:02,Nice of you to drop In.
Sorry, Sid.

00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,You stupid... Ooh...

00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,You know each other?
Yeah. It's my brother-In-law.

00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,Ever heard of the flying doctor?
Well, meet the flying window cleaner.

00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,[THREE'S A CROWD'S "CONFESSIONS
OF TIMMY LEA" PLAYS]

00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,TIMOTHY:
Ow!

00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,[BILL HALEY'S "ROCK AROUND
THE CLOCK" PLAYS ON STEREO]

00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,Hey, that's not bad, Is It, eh?
It's about average, I suppose, Sid.

00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,I meant the music, you berk.
Oh.

00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,Sounded qulte professional. We ought
to get a cushy number llke that, you know.

00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,Yeah, well, you've made a good start
with me, then, haven't you?

00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,[ROSIE SIGHS]

00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,How many husbands would make thelr
wives work In a pub In the evenings?

00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:08,[SID SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:10,[WOMEN GIGGLING]

00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,Rosle, where are they going?

00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,They've come to see the pop group
that's playing here tonight.

00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,That's where the money
Is nowadays, you know.

00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,What?
Well, pop groups.

00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,All you g***t to do
Is sign up a few kids,

00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,hire the Instruments,
plunder the classics, you're away.

00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,It's Just a question of what colour
you want the Rolls-Royce.

00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,Oh, don't be stupid.
You've g***t to have talent.

00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,It's all to do with management.
There's no need for talent.

00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,You should be all right, then.

00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:44,What I need Is someone of unfailing
finesse and razor-sharp reactions.

00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,[SID SNAPS FINGERS]

00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,Coming up!

00:06:51,080 --> 00:06:52,Yeah, well, you don't have
to worry about me, Sid.

00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,All right.
No. I've g***t unfailing...

00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:57,Uh... Well, what you sald.

00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,[SNAPS FINGERS]

00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,Coming up.

00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:04,[YELLS]

00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,Daddy!
Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,You clumsy young fool, now It'll have
to be cleaned! What were you drinking?

00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,That's very kind of you.
I'll have a pint, please.

00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,I didn't mean that!

00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,Daddy, control yourself.
Here's a cloth, banana-mitts.

00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,Oh, thank you. I'm sorry.

00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,Oh, God! You bloody fool! Come here!
Let's get out of here. Come along.

00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,Here's what I'm on about.

00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,You are a bleeding menace, you are.

00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:35,What Is the point In me trying to sign up a pop
group when I'm lumbered with an Idlot Ilke you?

00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:38,Sign up a pop group?
Shut up. Yeah.

00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,G***t any paper, Rosle?
Don't tell me they've taken It again.

00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:47,I put a fresh roll In Just the other day.
No, no, pen and paper, Rosle, love.

00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,You mean that lot upstairs?
Well, aren't you gonna see them play?

00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,SID: I can hear them playing.
What do I want to see them for?

00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,Pen doesn't work very well.

00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,Llke one or two other things
I could mention.

00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:03,Now, listen, when I move In,
please don't mess It up, hey?

00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:07,Try to capture my mood of...
breathless suavity.

00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,That must be them, Sid.
Look at that bloke's halr!

00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,What's a beautiful chick llke you
doing In a place llke this, eh?

00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,You wouldn't want to slip
upstairs, would you?

00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,I wouldn't llke to slip up
anywhere, thank you.

00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,Right. Here we go.

00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,Hello, kid, how are you doing?
MAN: Well, that should cover It.

00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,[CLEARS THROAT]

00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,Uh... I'm a man of few words,
who speaks his mind.

00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,Doesn't suffer fools gladly
and refuses to beat about the bush.

00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:38,I liked what you were doing upstairs.

00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,Yeah, we think you've
g***t what It takes...

00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,You're kidding.
And we wanna take It.

00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:44,To the top. To the top!
To the top.

00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,Oh, right. Yeah.
Right, there you go.

00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,Well, I'll draw up
the contract, then, eh?

00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,Sure, man, If there's a drink In It.
Right. Of course, of course.

00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,Here, glve us a back.

00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,Right. I, Sidney Noggett--
Belng of unsound mind...

00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:58,[LAUGHING]

00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:03,...The pen. The pen doesn't work.
Oh, the pen doesn't work. Oh, dear.

00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,Right, It's one of these old ones,
you see. Untwist It.

00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,A little twist there and a little press...
Whoa!

00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,Oh, Sld.
Oh, you caught It!

00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,These things happen.
Sid, where are we going?

00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:18,[TIMOTHY GRUNTING
AND GROANING]

00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,TIMOTHY:
Sid! No! Watch me...

00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,That's better.
Let's have a drink, shall we?

00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:26,Hey, Rosle...
Yeah?

00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,Two on the slate, love.

00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:34,Cooey. Sidney... Uh...
Just a small one for me, please, Sid.

00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,Oh...one for my friend.

00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,What you gonna call the group?
Uh, Bloater.

00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:46,No, no, I don't reckon It's classy
enough. I'm gonna call them...Kipper.

00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,Well, It's more refined.

00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:54,Yeah, well, It smells of success, Sid.
What you gonna do, play soul music?

00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,It's no laughing matter!

00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,Well, I don't know what
your dad'll think.

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