Spiderbabe (2003) Subtitles

At 00:01:30,510, Character said: Thank you for watching.

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At 00:03:34,320, Character said: You know?

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At 00:03:35,660, Character said: You're even prettier with these things
off.

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At 00:03:39,260, Character said: Go ahead, look.

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At 00:03:41,180, Character said: Yeah, but then I can't see.

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At 00:04:33,750, Character said: This is the sound

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At 00:05:41,120, Character said: Patricia dear, you're going to be late
for your science trip.

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At 00:05:45,780, Character said: I'll be right down.

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At 00:05:53,440, Character said: Morning.

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At 00:06:00,760, Character said: Sorry, I don't have time to sit down and
have breakfast with you guys. I'm

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At 00:06:04,460, Character said: really running late.

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At 00:06:05,480, Character said: But dear, you're moving into your
apartment this weekend.

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At 00:06:09,130, Character said: It's the last time to enjoy my home
cooking.

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At 00:06:11,230, Character said: I'm only moving a mile away. I mean, I
can still come by.

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At 00:06:14,510, Character said: You can swing by any time.

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At 00:06:17,830, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:06:20,070, Character said: thanks, you two.

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At 00:06:21,930, Character said: You know, you really have been good to
me.

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At 00:06:24,990, Character said: It hasn't been easy since Mom and Dad
died, but you really have treated me

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At 00:06:29,710, Character said: a daughter you never had.

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At 00:06:31,950, Character said: Thanks to Mr.

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At 00:06:33,030, Character said: Tight Pants over here.

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At 00:06:35,460, Character said: But you can spend as much time as you
want with us, dear.

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At 00:06:39,660, Character said: Now, Lisa, I g***t to jet.

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At 00:06:41,720, Character said: Bye. Bye.

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At 00:06:44,680, Character said: Okay, the brat's gone.

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At 00:06:46,480, Character said: Time to get into the gimp outfit.

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At 00:06:48,900, Character said: The client's going to be here in an
hour.

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At 00:07:16,740, Character said: Oh, nice ride, Lisa.

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At 00:07:19,140, Character said: Hey, thanks. This is a little graduation
present from Lucinda.

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At 00:07:23,400, Character said: It must have cost a lot.

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At 00:07:26,680, Character said: Yeah, well, it's only money.

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At 00:07:30,540, Character said: Yeah, I guess.

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At 00:07:31,780, Character said: No, I didn't mean it that way. I'm
sorry. No, I know what you mean.

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At 00:07:35,600, Character said: Um, are you still cool about fronting my
half of the deposit for the apartment?

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At 00:07:40,320, Character said: I'm going to get a job this weekend.

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At 00:07:41,960, Character said: Of course I **. You ready for school,
Rumi?

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At 00:07:46,460, Character said: Ready, steady, go!

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At 00:08:02,680, Character said: Oh, sorry.

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At 00:08:09,580, Character said: Pat the prude, Pat the prude!

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At 00:08:12,200, Character said: Why don't you grow up and leave her
alone, jerk?

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At 00:08:20,010, Character said: Don't listen to that bonehead. He's just
a jerk.

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At 00:08:23,110, Character said: Oh, yeah, I don't care what that guy
says.

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At 00:08:25,370, Character said: Yo, my two favorite ladies.

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At 00:08:27,970, Character said: Hey, Mark, where you been hiding?

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At 00:08:30,350, Character said: Nowhere. I've just been playing ball
with the guys.

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At 00:08:33,270, Character said: Get lost.

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At 00:08:34,990, Character said: Yo, Patricia.

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At 00:08:36,330, Character said: I was wondering maybe you could tutor me
this afternoon.

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At 00:08:39,370, Character said: This nice jazz gives me a huge headache.

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At 00:08:42,950, Character said: Okay. So it's a date.

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At 00:08:44,830, Character said: I'll call you later. We'll just... Come
over, whatever.

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At 00:08:47,930, Character said: Or maybe I'll just have you right here.

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At 00:09:07,790, Character said: Okay. Oh, okay.

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At 00:09:10,050, Character said: Great. Ciao, ladies.

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At 00:09:14,010, Character said: Earth to Patricia.

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At 00:09:15,330, Character said: What?

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At 00:09:17,720, Character said: I think we found a candidate for Miss
Prude.

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At 00:09:22,120, Character said: No, no, no, no.

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At 00:09:23,960, Character said: Mark Jeremy and I have been friends
since grade school.

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At 00:09:27,880, Character said: And anyway, he won't be interested in
me.

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At 00:09:30,180, Character said: Oh, you won't know until you try.

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At 00:09:34,660, Character said: Well, I guess I won't know then.

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At 00:09:39,280, Character said: Hello, students. I'm Dr.

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At 00:09:41,580, Character said: Duhwell.

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At 00:09:43,120, Character said: I ** a genetic scientist.

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At 00:09:46,250, Character said: For several years now, I've been trying
to genetically engineer a hybrid spider,

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At 00:09:53,070, Character said: a specimen that contains all the
elements of several different

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At 00:09:59,890, Character said: species all in one specimen.

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At 00:10:03,290, Character said: Now, this hybrid species that I'm going
to show you today has been

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At 00:10:09,630, Character said: subjected to several different types of
radiation.

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At 00:10:14,810, Character said: at several different levels, and I'm
here to tell you that its powers and

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At 00:10:19,410, Character said: abilities have been magnified
fantastically.

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At 00:10:24,730, Character said: Yeah. So, uh, what happens if this
spider, like, bit somebody?

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At 00:10:29,810, Character said: Logically, they would turn into a
superhero and fight crime.

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At 00:10:34,450, Character said: Um, has any of this radioactive exposure
had any side effects on the spider? You

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At 00:10:39,810, Character said: know, like, negative side effects?

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At 00:10:41,420, Character said: As a matter of fact, yes, I would have
to say that the great side effect is

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At 00:10:45,180, Character said: he has become more prone toward
procreation.

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At 00:10:49,840, Character said: More amorous, or as you kids like to put
it nowadays, horny, baby!

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At 00:10:58,300, Character said: Hey, porker, you could use some of that.

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At 00:11:01,960, Character said: Reed, thanks for compromising my
education.

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At 00:11:06,040, Character said: I'm trying to learn something.

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At 00:11:10,840, Character said: Okay, everybody.

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At 00:11:11,740, Character said: Settle down.

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At 00:11:13,860, Character said: Now, okay.

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At 00:11:15,280, Character said: At this point, it gives me great
pleasure to introduce to you all...

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At 00:11:21,940, Character said: Or, as I like to call him, Randy.

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At 00:11:26,900, Character said: Motherfucker! This is going to be my
a***s!

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At 00:11:32,580, Character said: I'm afraid that the lecture is going to
have to be cut short.

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At 00:11:36,480, Character said: today and if you would all kindly leave
the museum very slowly and watch where

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At 00:11:43,180, Character said: you walk for the sake of christ because
there's a spider running around here

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At 00:11:46,720, Character said: that's worth more than all of us put
together

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At 00:12:13,610, Character said: Oh, Jesus.

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At 00:12:16,370, Character said: Oh, God, why?

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At 00:12:19,630, Character said: Take me instead.

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At 00:12:45,960, Character said: What would happen if that thing bit
somebody? Bit somebody?

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At 00:12:48,520, Character said: They would turn into a superhero and
fight crime.

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At 00:14:24,069, Character said: Patricia, dear, you're home early. Are
you okay?

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At 00:14:27,610, Character said: I'm annoying. Maybe I don't feel right.
I'm going up to bed.

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At 00:14:31,470, Character said: Okay, sweetheart.

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At 00:14:32,990, Character said: What are you looking at? Look away.

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At 00:16:03,720, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:18:25,780, Character said: Patricia?

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At 00:18:30,940, Character said: Unshag me.

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At 00:19:03,400, Character said: Eww.

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At 00:20:26,640, Character said: Parker, Parker, Parker!

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At 00:21:34,850, Character said: Hey. Hi.

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At 00:21:37,090, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:21:38,610, Character said: You shouldn't have left yesterday. You
missed the best part of the lecture.

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At 00:21:41,910, Character said: The spider g***t loose.

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At 00:21:43,890, Character said: Wow. Did you get a makeover or
something?

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At 00:21:46,670, Character said: Yeah, something.

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At 00:21:47,950, Character said: You look nice today. I like your outfit.

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At 00:21:51,230, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:21:52,550, Character said: Anyway, this is my sister. Listen to not
this. This is Patricia.

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At 00:21:56,570, Character said: At last we meet.

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At 00:21:57,730, Character said: I understand you're quite the science
quiz.

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At 00:22:00,650, Character said: Yeah, I guess.

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At 00:22:02,620, Character said: Oh, wow. I mean, I've heard so much cool
stuff about Knox Technologies. I mean,

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At 00:22:06,040, Character said: really, really fascinating stuff.

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At 00:22:08,300, Character said: I'd love to take a tour of the place
sometime.

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At 00:22:10,620, Character said: I think I could arrange a guided tour.
Really? Absolutely.

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At 00:22:13,880, Character said: I've g***t to get going. I'll see you
tonight. Great meeting you, finally.

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At 00:22:16,900, Character said: Likewise.

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At 00:22:21,440, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:22:22,600, Character said: Your sister is so cool.

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At 00:22:25,740, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:22:27,200, Character said: So, why don't you tell me what's going
on with you?

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At 00:22:30,399, Character said: Nothing. Nothing. I just felt like
getting dressed up today.

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At 00:22:39,320, Character said: Rent money, rent money.

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At 00:22:48,880, Character said: High school janitor.

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At 00:22:56,040, Character said: Some kid just picked all over the
hamster cage in the science lab.

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At 00:23:00,430, Character said: When you're done cleaning that, go clean
the teacher's s***t.

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At 00:23:10,170, Character said: Diner waitress?

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At 00:23:16,970, Character said: Ten cents?

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At 00:23:19,610, Character said: You give me ten flippin' cents?

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At 00:23:22,170, Character said: The soup was cold.

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At 00:23:26,190, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:23:28,090, Character said: Nurse's assistant.

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At 00:23:31,980, Character said: Mr. Johnson, it's time for your high
colonic treatment.

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At 00:23:38,720, Character said: Thank you....