Spin City s01e09 Meet Tommy Dugan.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Folks, in about 5 minutes,

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At 00:00:04,267, Character said: the mayor's going to stand
up in front of the press

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At 00:00:06,534, Character said: and move forward with our plan
to "streamline" the budget.

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At 00:00:09,567, Character said: Nice way of
putting it, Michael.

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At 00:00:11,834, Character said: "Streamline.
" very innocuous, very soothing.

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At 00:00:15,334, Character said: Pauly, tell you what.

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At 00:00:16,667, Character said: When I raise my hand like this,

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At 00:00:18,701, Character said: that means I want you to
critique my word choice, ok?

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At 00:00:21,167, Character said: Sounds like a plan.

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At 00:00:22,834, Character said: I know it hasn't
been fun here lately,

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At 00:00:25,167, Character said: but that's just the way it
is when you're streamlining.

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At 00:00:27,834, Character said: We ran on a platform of no
budget cuts and no layoffs,

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At 00:00:31,634, Character said: and we're about to
announce that

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At 00:00:33,467, Character said: we're cutting the budget
and laying people off.

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At 00:00:35,701, Character said: Does anyone else see
the irony in that?

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At 00:00:37,968, Character said: We could get the guy that did
the crazy Eddie commercials.

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At 00:00:41,100, Character said: "We're slashing!
Cutting!

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At 00:00:42,601, Character said: Budgets so low, we're practically
giving city hall away!"

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At 00:00:47,701, Character said: I... saw the irony
in that.

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At 00:00:51,067, Character said: I g***t to tell you, Mike,
I have been living

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At 00:00:53,567, Character said: with this budget for months.

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At 00:00:55,167, Character said: It's fiscally sound.

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At 00:00:56,367, Character said: All of our cost increases

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At 00:00:57,934, Character said: have been kept below
inflation levels.

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At 00:00:59,968, Character said: Great. We'll
just tell that

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At 00:01:01,634, Character said: to all the people
we're firing today.

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At 00:01:03,868, Character said: I'm sure it'll
perk them right up.

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At 00:01:05,968, Character said: Ahh... frustrated.
I'm sorry. I apologize.

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At 00:01:08,067, Character said: I accept.

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At 00:01:09,334, Character said: I wasn't apologizing to you.

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At 00:01:10,734, Character said: I was apologizing to Nikki.

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At 00:01:12,267, Character said: I accept for Nikki.

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At 00:01:13,901, Character said: I have the answer.

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At 00:01:15,934, Character said: The annual public schools mayor
for a day essay contest winner

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At 00:01:19,067, Character said: is due here any minute.

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At 00:01:20,934, Character said: Another public relations gem

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At 00:01:22,400, Character said: from the man who brought you

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At 00:01:24,267, Character said: the muffins with
the mayor program.

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At 00:01:26,200, Character said: If the kid is cute, it could
be a good distraction.

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At 00:01:28,868, Character said: The press eats up
that wide-eyed stuff.

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At 00:01:31,067, Character said: Yeah. It's worth
a shot.

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At 00:01:32,534, Character said: Fetch the boy.

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At 00:01:33,968, Character said: We'll parade him out
in front of the press,

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At 00:01:36,734, Character said: get a few photo ops, and then we'll
release him back into society

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At 00:01:39,701, Character said: well on his way to becoming a
cynical, disillusioned adult.

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At 00:01:42,734, Character said: Great. Maybe
he'll be able to work here.

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At 00:02:02,734, Character said: As you all know, balancing the
city budget is tricky business.

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At 00:02:06,234, Character said: The budget for the city

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At 00:02:08,133, Character said: is not unlike the budget
you might have in your own home,

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At 00:02:11,033, Character said: except, of course, we're dealing
with billions of dollars here,

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At 00:02:14,534, Character said: and in your own home,
you're probably not.

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At 00:02:16,701, Character said: take a few questions.

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At 00:02:18,801, Character said: Know what? I'll take
a few questions.

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At 00:02:20,701, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:21,868, Character said: Sir, the general
feeling of the public

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At 00:02:23,868, Character said: is that you're out of touch

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At 00:02:25,534, Character said: with the human costs of the
cuts that you're proposing.

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At 00:02:28,200, Character said: That wasn't a question.

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At 00:02:30,467, Character said: Next.

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At 00:02:33,567, Character said: You see what's
happening out there?

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At 00:02:35,667, Character said: The mayor's trotting out his "that
wasn't a question" defense.

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At 00:02:38,701, Character said: Get me the mayor for a day kid.

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At 00:02:40,501, Character said: Mike, let me just-

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At 00:02:41,767, Character said: I want the kid.
Get me the kid. Ok, ok.

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At 00:02:55,000, Character said: Mike, this is Tommy dugan.

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At 00:02:57,000, Character said: Yeah.
How you doing?

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At 00:02:58,501, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:03:02,167, Character said: Hi. Uh...
Don't you worry.

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At 00:03:03,767, Character said: We're going to take real
good care of your son today.

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At 00:03:06,367, Character said: Well, I appreciate that, sir,
but I don't have a son.

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At 00:03:09,434, Character said: Well, your daughter.

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At 00:03:10,834, Character said: No.

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At 00:03:12,033, Character said: You?

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At 00:03:14,834, Character said: Ha. Took a while,
but I knew you'd get there.

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At 00:03:18,467, Character said: Paul.

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At 00:03:19,567, Character said: His essay was postmarked

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At 00:03:21,200, Character said: public school 423.

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At 00:03:22,701, Character said: I'm-I'm
the janitor there.

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At 00:03:24,200, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:25,701, Character said: This contest was
supposed to be for kids.

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At 00:03:28,534, Character said: Well, I hate to
ruffle your feathers,

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At 00:03:30,701, Character said: but the rules did say
"for children of all ages. "

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At 00:03:37,300, Character said: All right, you guys.
I g***t these stats-

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At 00:03:39,567, Character said: well! Who do we
have here?

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At 00:03:41,501, Character said: Tommy dugan, mayor for a day.

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At 00:03:43,567, Character said: You mind if I look in there?

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At 00:03:45,734, Character said: How can he
be the-

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At 00:03:47,300, Character said: oh, don't ask.

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At 00:03:48,567, Character said: So is our mayor
for the day married?

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At 00:03:51,634, Character said: Oh, I don't know.
Uh, uh...

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At 00:03:53,667, Character said: Paul, maybe that's a good one

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At 00:03:55,634, Character said: for next year's questionnaire.

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At 00:04:01,234, Character said: Right after, uh...

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At 00:04:02,901, Character said: "Are you a grown man?"

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At 00:04:07,567, Character said: ** I married?

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At 00:04:08,901, Character said: Do I have a son?
Do I have a daughter?

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At 00:04:11,601, Character said: This really is a family-oriented
administration.

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At 00:04:14,467, Character said: Look, uh, Tommy, uh...

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At 00:04:16,100, Character said: I- we appreciate
your efforts,

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At 00:04:18,167, Character said: and I'm sure that your
essay was topnotch.

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At 00:04:21,834, Character said: And trust me- you'll
get your certificate,

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At 00:04:24,734, Character said: you'll get that photo of
you on the mayor's lap...

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At 00:04:31,100, Character said: But you have to understand.

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At 00:04:32,868, Character said: We can't take you out
there and introduce you-

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At 00:04:35,234, Character said: Mike, you may want to
take a look at this.

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At 00:04:37,534, Character said: Excuse me, uh, Tommy.

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At 00:04:39,767, Character said: That wasn't a question, either.

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At 00:04:42,834, Character said: I asked if you plan to announce
any other budget cuts today.

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At 00:04:45,934, Character said: Yes, but your voice
didn't go up at the end.

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At 00:04:50,901, Character said: Welcome aboard, little fella.

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At 00:04:54,701, Character said: Oh! Aw...

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At 00:04:56,400, Character said: This is good news.

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At 00:04:58,300, Character said: The winner of our public schools mayor
for a day essay contest is here.

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At 00:05:03,200, Character said: Now, that's exciting, isn't it?

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At 00:05:06,534, Character said: Ok. Let's meet him now.

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At 00:05:08,567, Character said: From public school 423
in Brooklyn,

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At 00:05:10,734, Character said: little Tommy dugan.

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At 00:05:15,467, Character said: It's an honor, sir.

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At 00:05:17,434, Character said: Who the hell are you?

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At 00:05:19,434, Character said: Tommy dugan, sir.

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At 00:05:20,767, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:22,000, Character said: You know, I could do
without the "little" part.

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At 00:05:24,534, Character said: That doesn't exactly
help with the ladies.

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At 00:05:26,901, Character said: Mr. Dugan-
mr. Dugan-

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At 00:05:28,267, Character said: oh, just call me Tommy

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At 00:05:30,000, Character said: or, you know, mayor Tommy.
Whatever.

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At 00:05:32,200, Character said: This has to be a joke.

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At 00:05:34,434, Character said: Well, now, that wasn't
really a question, was it?

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At 00:05:39,968, Character said: So, mayor Tommy...

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At 00:05:42,801, Character said: How did you end up
getting this job?

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At 00:05:45,334, Character said: Well, heart and desire, sir.

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At 00:05:47,000, Character said: I think I just wanted it

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At 00:05:49,000, Character said: more than some
of the other kids.

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At 00:05:51,834, Character said: Are you a democrat
or a republican?

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At 00:05:54,300, Character said: Well, ma'**, now that I'm
officially a politician,

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At 00:05:56,868, Character said: let me ask you-

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At 00:05:58,367, Character said: what do you want me to be?

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At 00:06:03,033, Character said: Well, fine.

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At 00:06:04,567, Character said: How do...