The.Bad.Guys.2022. Subtitles

At 00:00:34,654, Character said: Provided by explosiveskull
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At 00:00:41,627, Character said: Stop.

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At 00:00:43,229, Character said: I'll stop if you just
explain it to me,

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At 00:00:44,997, Character said: - because I don't...
- Would you please just drop it?

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At 00:00:46,565, Character said: All right, all right,
fine, fine, fine, fine.

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At 00:00:48,034, Character said: Consider it dropped.
It's dropped.

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At 00:00:49,168, Character said: - It's on the ground.
- Good.

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At 00:00:52,171, Character said: But, I mean, come on,
everybody loves birthdays.

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At 00:00:54,173, Character said: You g***t decorations.

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At 00:00:56,042, Character said: You g***t balloons.
You g***t parties and cake.

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At 00:00:58,044, Character said: Look, I don't need presents,

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At 00:00:59,678, Character said: I don't want decorations,
and I'm-I'm not a cake guy.

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At 00:01:02,814, Character said: Seriously, though,
you don't like cake?

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At 00:01:04,783, Character said: Name one food better than cake.

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At 00:01:06,785, Character said: Guinea pig.

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At 00:01:08,054, Character said: Oh, again with the guinea pig.

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At 00:01:09,921, Character said: I bet if I blindfolded you,

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At 00:01:11,990, Character said: you wouldn't be able
to tell the difference

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At 00:01:13,825, Character said: between a skunk
and a guinea pig.

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At 00:01:15,794, Character said: Wrong. Snakes have
impeccable taste buds.

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At 00:01:18,597, Character said: - I can taste air.
- Air?

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At 00:01:20,732, Character said: Yes. Air.

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At 00:01:23,669, Character said: Mm. Nice.

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At 00:01:25,337, Character said: I don't know.
They're a little, uh...

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At 00:01:27,639, Character said: a little cute for my taste.

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At 00:01:29,308, Character said: That's what makes them
so delicious.

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At 00:01:31,643, Character said: You're not just eating food.

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At 00:01:33,545, Character said: You're eating pure goodness.

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At 00:01:35,414, Character said: It's not about the pig.

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At 00:01:36,982, Character said: It's about what it symbolizes
on a deeper level.

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At 00:01:41,687, Character said: So, you can...
you can taste air?

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At 00:01:43,189, Character said: What else you g***t?

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At 00:01:44,590, Character said: - Forget about it.
- W-W-Wait.

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At 00:01:45,891, Character said: Can you also hear color?

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At 00:01:47,593, Character said: - Can you see sound?
- All right, all right. Okay.

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At 00:01:49,595, Character said: 'Cause we should really be
capitalizing on these skills.

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At 00:01:51,797, Character said: Okay, all right, fine.
Get it all out.

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At 00:01:53,665, Character said: - Get it all out now.
- Okay, okay.

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At 00:01:56,602, Character said: Look at that. 4:00 p.m.

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At 00:01:58,304, Character said: Now I know the exact moment
our friendship died.

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At 00:02:02,641, Character said: - Let's bounce.
- Yep.

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At 00:02:05,611, Character said: Tastes like, um, you're gonna
stick me with the bill... again.

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At 00:02:09,081, Character said: Well, it is my birthday.

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At 00:02:10,982, Character said: So now you play
the birthday card?

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At 00:02:12,784, Character said: That's interesting.

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At 00:02:14,620, Character said: Can we get a check, please,
when you get a chance?

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At 00:02:18,056, Character said: Hello? Checkity-check-check.

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At 00:02:21,093, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:02:22,728, Character said: We're just gonna leave
the money right here, okay?

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At 00:02:26,165, Character said: You know the one good thing
about this place?

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At 00:02:28,033, Character said: - What?
- We never have to wait for a table.

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At 00:02:29,935, Character said: Well, isn't that every place?

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At 00:02:31,370, Character said: Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you in...

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At 00:02:33,071, Character said: Snake attack!

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At 00:02:35,207, Character said: Oh. Mints.

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At 00:02:36,908, Character said: Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.

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At 00:02:40,246, Character said: All right.

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At 00:02:41,513, Character said: Let's do this.

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At 00:02:56,328, Character said: Guinea pig, huh?

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At 00:02:57,663, Character said: It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents.

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At 00:02:59,665, Character said: Yeah, but it's still a rodent.

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At 00:03:01,433, Character said: You know what I mean?

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At 00:03:03,402, Character said: Don't mind us, just robbing this place.

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At 00:03:19,385, Character said: Whoo! Yeah!

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At 00:03:20,719, Character said: - Go bad...
- Or go home.

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At 00:03:28,059, Character said: Hey, you. Get over here.

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At 00:03:31,062, Character said: Little bit closer.

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At 00:03:33,665, Character said: Oh, I know what it is.

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At 00:03:36,101, Character said: You're afraid because
I'm the... the Big Bad Wolf.

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At 00:03:39,905, Character said: Well, I'm not surprised.

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At 00:03:41,707, Character said: I ** the villain in every story.

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At 00:03:43,609, Character said: Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?

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At 00:03:44,843, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:03:46,245, Character said: Say hello to Mr. Snake.

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At 00:03:49,348, Character said: Serpentine,
safe-cracking machine.

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At 00:03:51,283, Character said: Imagine Houdini
but with no arms.

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At 00:03:53,519, Character said: Kind of guy who'd tell you
the glass is half empty,

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At 00:03:55,654, Character said: then steal it from you.

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At 00:03:57,055, Character said: He's also my best bud.

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At 00:03:58,557, Character said: And today's his birthday!

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At 00:04:01,026, Character said: - Not relevant.
- He's a sweetheart.

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At 00:04:03,229, Character said: You're a sweetheart.

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At 00:04:05,030, Character said: Well, look who's here.

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At 00:04:07,233, Character said: Took 'em long enough.

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At 00:04:13,839, Character said: Watch this.

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At 00:04:15,874, Character said: Three.

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At 00:04:17,609, Character said: Two. One.

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At 00:04:21,046, Character said: And over here is Ms. Tarantula,

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At 00:04:22,848, Character said: our in-house hacker,
our pocket search engine,

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At 00:04:25,317, Character said: our traveling tech wizard.

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At 00:04:26,918, Character said: We call her Webs.

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At 00:04:34,760, Character said: Very slick, Webs.

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At 00:04:35,994, Character said: I also took over
the police dispatch,

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At 00:04:37,363, Character said: blurred their satellite
imaging system,

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At 00:04:38,964, Character said: grounded their chopper.

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At 00:04:40,366, Character said: And one more thing.

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At 00:04:42,133, Character said: You didn't.

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At 00:04:43,302, Character said: I g***t a special delivery for...

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At 00:04:45,003, Character said: Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me!

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At 00:04:46,305, Character said: Please! Don't eat me!

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At 00:04:48,407, Character said: Happy birthday,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.

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At 00:04:51,076, Character said: I think I hate you.

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At 00:05:06,258, Character said: Guys, it's me.

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At 00:05:08,093, Character said: I was the construction worker.

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At 00:05:09,861, Character said: And this is Mr. Shark,

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At 00:05:11,930, Character said: master of disguise,

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At 00:05:13,565, Character said: apex predator
of a thousand faces.

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At 00:05:17,636, Character said: His greatest trick:
stealing the Mona Lisa

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At 00:05:19,371, Character said: disguised as the Mona Lisa.

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At 00:05:22,341, Character said: Dig that.

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At 00:05:23,542, Character said: Watch it, big tuna.

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At 00:05:24,976, Character said: I'm trying to work here.

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At 00:05:26,211, Character said: Keep it cool, baby.

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At 00:05:27,813, Character said: Birthdays should be chill.

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At 00:05:30,782, Character said: And rounding out the crew...

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At 00:05:34,620, Character said: Surprise!

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At 00:05:37,222, Character said: ...is Mr. Piranha.

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At 00:05:39,558, Character said: He's a loose cannon
with a short fuse,

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At 00:05:42,127, Character said: willing to scrap
with anyone or anything.

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At 00:05:44,162, Character said: He's brave.

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At 00:05:45,964, Character said: He's fearless.

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At 00:05:48,300, Character said: Uh, who ** I kidding?
He's crazy.

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At 00:05:50,369, Character said: Santo cielo,
that's a lot of po-po.

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At 00:05:53,204, Character said: Uh, Piranha,
did we forget something?

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At 00:05:56,908, Character said: - What?
- The present.

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At 00:05:58,710, Character said: - You know.
- Oh, um...

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At 00:06:00,479, Character said: Of-of course I didn't forget.

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At 00:06:02,781, Character said: You know you fart when you lie, right?

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At 00:06:05,250, Character said: What? No, I fart
when I'm nervous.

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At 00:06:07,018, Character said: Yeah. Nervous about lying.

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At 00:06:08,454, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:06:10,255, Character said: Piranha!

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At 00:06:11,923, Character said: Don't breathe it in.

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At 00:06:13,425, Character said: I breathed it in!

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At 00:06:14,793, Character said: Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,

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At 00:06:16,528, Character said: but when you're born us,
you don't exactly win

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At 00:06:18,364, Character said: many popularity contests.

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At 00:06:20,131, Character said: - Shark!
- Shark!

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At 00:06:22,568, Character said: Do I wish people
didn't see us as monsters?

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At 00:06:25,170, Character said: Eight legs,
eight times the cardio.

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At 00:06:26,672, Character said: Monster!

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At 00:06:27,806, Character said: - Sure, I do.
- What's up, papa?

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At 00:06:29,608, Character said: But these are
the cards we've been dealt,

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At 00:06:30,876, Character said: so we might as well play 'em.

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At 00:06:32,444, Character said: Jackpot!

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At 00:06:33,845, Character said: Yes!

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At 00:06:45,757, Character said: Um...

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At 00:06:47,158, Character said: - What the thorax?
-...