Eenie.Meanie.2025 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said:

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At 00:00:08,000, Character said:

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At 00:00:30,208, Character said: You have three new
voice messages. First message.

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At 00:00:33,917, Character said: Edie, where the hell are you?

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At 00:00:35,542, Character said: It's 1:00 a.m. and your mother is
making an a***s of herself. So you need

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At 00:00:39,500, Character said: Hey. Where you going? I said we're not--
I need five minutes. No.

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At 00:00:42,583, Character said: Kat, we're leaving. F***k.
Oh, come on. Five minutes.

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At 00:00:45,167, Character said: Edie, move your a***s.

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At 00:00:47,583, Character said: Next message.

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At 00:00:48,958, Character said: No. What are you d No,
don't serve her. Don't serve her another

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At 00:00:52,333, Character said: Jesus Christ, man.
She's s***t-hammered already.

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At 00:00:55,375, Character said: Oh, shut up.
What the f***k?

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At 00:00:57,875, Character said: Edie, seriously. Get down here.

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At 00:01:02,000, Character said: Next message.

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At 00:01:04,542, Character said: If you fell asleep
with your goddamn headphones on,

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At 00:01:06,958, Character said: I swear to God, I'm gonna lose my s***t.

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At 00:01:08,958, Character said: Pick up the phone. What the hell is

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At 00:01:11,458, Character said: What the f***k are you looking at?
Was I talking to you?

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At 00:01:14,042, Character said: Yeah, boy. Keep walking.
Nobody's hitting on your girl.

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At 00:01:16,458, Character said: Nice shirt, you f***g
Ricky Martin wannabe motherfucker.

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At 00:01:19,875, Character said: You see me going anywhere?
Who you think you talking to?

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At 00:01:21,875, Character said: I'm right here.
You want trouble, you found it.

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At 00:01:23,625, Character said: Mark, don't God. Oh, my--

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At 00:01:27,833, Character said: I worked last week. It's my money.

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At 00:01:29,958, Character said: Oh, great, yeah. One week.
You worked one week. Oh, you know what?

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At 00:01:33,250, Character said: How is it that you get to spend
all your work money on your bullshit,

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At 00:01:36,542, Character said: when I give everything I make

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At 00:01:38,000, Character said: to you and Edie?

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At 00:01:39,667, Character said: I'm not taking you back to that shithole.

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At 00:01:42,125, Character said: Who the f***k was that guy in there?
It was Chico.

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At 00:01:45,667, Character said: Chico? Who's Chico?
No, uh, Rich, or

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At 00:01:48,083, Character said: Ri Rich? Rich Pacheco?
Whatever.

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At 00:01:50,958, Character said: That was Rich Pache The jagoff
that robbed the Sevs with a butter knife?

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At 00:01:55,167, Character said: He's harmless.
No, he tried to kill a cashier.

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At 00:01:57,458, Character said: But he didn't.

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At 00:01:58,542, Character said: Because he used a f***g butter knife.
Which makes him an idiot.

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At 00:02:00,917, Character said: Stop socializing with stupid junkies.
Okay.

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At 00:02:07,333, Character said: That's crazy.
Junkies.

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At 00:02:09,125, Character said: Thought he was in jail.

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At 00:02:21,792, Character said: You know, I didn't ask you to police me.

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At 00:02:23,458, Character said: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fine.
Jesus Christ already.

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At 00:02:25,375, Character said: Thank you for filling in for my dead dad.

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At 00:02:27,417, Character said: 'Cause I was really missing
having someone up my a***s 24-7.

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At 00:02:30,167, Character said: Well, obviously
it didn't work the first time.

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At 00:02:32,667, Character said: And what makes you think
it's gonna work now, hmm?

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At 00:02:34,958, Character said: Are you even
What a pain in the a***s.

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At 00:02:40,167, Character said: Guys.
What?

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At 00:02:43,417, Character said: F***k!

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At 00:02:44,417, Character said: What do I do? What do I do?
No, no, no. No. It's fine, honey.

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At 00:02:46,708, Character said: Just calm down.
It's not f***g fine.

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At 00:02:48,417, Character said: No, we'll just let's just
tell him that we've been drinking.

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At 00:02:50,333, Character said: She's 14.
Yeah, he'll think we're being smart.

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At 00:02:52,542, Character said: Shut it, Kat.
Hey, Edie, Edie, do not pull over.

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At 00:02:55,375, Character said: I'm pulling over.

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At 00:02:56,458, Character said: Edie! Do not f***g pull over.
Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:09,458, Character said: Okay, you know what? I'm gonna
hide it. That's what I'm gonna do.

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At 00:03:11,500, Character said: Shut it, Kat. Edie. Look at me.
I'm just gonna--

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At 00:03:16,458, Character said: Look at me.

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At 00:03:19,750, Character said: Your mom has a s***t ton of coke on her.

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At 00:03:25,500, Character said: She bought a bunch of coke
from Rich f***g Pacheco,

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At 00:03:28,500, Character said: and if you don't get us out of here
right now--

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At 00:03:30,208, Character said: Okay, you know what? You're overreact--

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At 00:03:31,500, Character said: You-You don't think he's gonna
pull us out of the car? Huh?

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At 00:03:33,875, Character said: When he finds out that she's f***g 14?

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At 00:03:36,375, Character said: Edie, if you don't get us the f***k out of
here right now, your ma is going to jail.

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At 00:03:41,042, Character said: Mark.
It's your third strike, babe.

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At 00:03:45,958, Character said: Edie. Look at me.

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At 00:03:52,583, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:03:54,792, Character said: Now.

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At 00:03:58,833, Character said: Just like I taught ya.

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At 00:04:03,083, Character said: Punch it.

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At 00:04:24,958, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:04:26,875, Character said: I gotta go!

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At 00:04:28,500, Character said: What? No, no, no, no, no. Fifteen.
Come on!

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At 00:04:30,458, Character said: Fifteen more minutes.
I've g***t work in, like seven hours.

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At 00:04:33,167, Character said: So? It's my birthday.

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At 00:04:34,542, Character said: Yo a***s used to be fun.

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At 00:04:35,833, Character said: Oh, come on. I still have to study.
Tori's gonna stay. She's fun.

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At 00:04:39,625, Character said: Oh, no. No, no, no. Tori is too fun.

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At 00:04:42,417, Character said: Look, I g***t a 2:00 a.m. last call
with that crazy-a***s bitch.

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At 00:04:45,208, Character said: So, no, I'm good. Yeah.

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At 00:04:46,958, Character said: Okay, yes. Stay away from her.

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At 00:04:48,458, Character said: Yeah. I'm good.
Thank you.

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At 00:04:49,875, Character said: No, no, no. You don't have to do
I know how tight your s***t is right now.

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At 00:04:52,333, Character said: Oh, no. It's your birthday. You're not
paying on your birthday. Come on.

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At 00:04:54,708, Character said: Declined.
S***t!

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At 00:04:56,083, Character said: It's fine. It's fine.

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At 00:04:57,292, Character said: My tuition probably went through.

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At 00:04:58,792, Character said: I g***t you.
Uh.

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At 00:05:00,208, Character said: No, no, no.
Thank you, thank you, but we're good.

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At 00:05:02,250, Character said: You gonna let your friend pay
on her birthday?

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At 00:05:03,833, Character said: Oh--
You can pay me back with your number.

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At 00:05:05,833, Character said: She said we're good.

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At 00:05:07,375, Character said: Why you stoppin' me from
blessin' your girl's life?

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At 00:05:09,500, Character said: Yo breath. Oh, my God.
You done cleared my d***n sinuses.

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At 00:05:12,042, Character said: Mmm, yeah, okay.

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At 00:05:13,625, Character said: Wow. He's still here. He has confidence.

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At 00:05:16,250, Character said: He doesn't have a mint.

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At 00:05:17,875, Character said: I'm sorry.
She's really mean. I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:21,042, Character said: You don't look sorry.

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At 00:05:22,250, Character said: I-I'll try. I'll try. I'll try.
Get you a mint. Get you a mint, boo.

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At 00:05:25,208, Character said: Bye, Doug.

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At 00:05:26,542, Character said: You doing too much.
Yeah.

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At 00:05:28,000, Character said: School, work,
studyin' in the middle of the night.

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At 00:05:31,083, Character said: Definitely feels like too much.
Yeah.

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At 00:05:33,875, Character said: Well, I'm proud of you.

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At 00:05:36,250, Character said: And you still ain't called that bum-a***s,
broke-a***s motherfucker in, what now?

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At 00:05:38,833, Character said: Hey. You promised. Come on.
I ain't promise s***t on my birthday.

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At 00:05:41,833, Character said: I could talk s***t about that bum-a***s
on my birthday.

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At 00:05:44,125, Character said: It's been seven-and-a-half months now, so

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At 00:05:46,667, Character said: That's good. For real.

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At 00:05:48,792, Character said: That's a long-a***s time to be with
somebody and then walk away.

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At 00:05:51,292, Character said: I know how hard that s***t is.

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At 00:05:55,875, Character said: Ooh, this motherfucker.

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At 00:05:58,875, Character said: Yo, call me.

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At 00:06:00,125, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:06:01,875, Character said: Well, well, well.
Ain't you g***t work?

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At 00:06:03,750, Character said: Standing outside a dealership,
floppin' around.

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At 00:06:06,333, Character said: I'm sorry about her.

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At 00:06:07,958, Character said: You still don't look sorry.

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At 00:06:09,042, Character said: Well, you're not making it very easy, man.

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At 00:06:10,875, Character said: Looking like Jack Skellington and s***t.

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At 00:06:12,583, Character said: Goddamn!

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At 00:06:19,625, Character said: You gon' f***k him 'cause of that car.

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At 00:06:21,167, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:06:22,833, Character said: Well

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At 00:06:24,500, Character said: Ugh.

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At 00:06:59,417, Character said: No, no.

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At 00:07:01,375, Character said: F***k. F***k.

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At 00:07:03,750, Character said: No, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:07:06,417, Character said: F***k.

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