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1 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,420 I ** Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. 2 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,658 From now on, you will speak only when spoken to... 3 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:45,430 ... and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be ""sir."" 4 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,470 Do you maggots understand that? 5 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,868 Sir, yes, sir. 6 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:52,341 Bullshit. I can't hear you. Sound off like you g***t a pair. 7 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:53,877 Sir, yes, sir. 8 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:58,404 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 9 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,916 ... you will be a weapon. 10 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:03,112 You will be a minister of death praying for war. 11 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,087 But until that day, you are pukes. 12 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,625 You are the lowest form of life on Earth. 13 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,161 You are not even human-f***g-beings. 14 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:16,223 You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian s***t. 15 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,269 Because I ** hard, you will not like me. 16 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:22,135 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. 17 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,401 I ** hard but I ** fair. 18 00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,841 There is no racial bigotry here. 19 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:31,143 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 20 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,808 Here, you are all equally worthless. 21 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,945 And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers... 22 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,956 ... who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. 23 00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,117 Do you maggots understand that? 24 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,523 Sir, yes, sir. 25 00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,425 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 26 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,589 Sir, yes, sir! 27 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:51,032 -What's your name, scumbag? -Sir, Private Brown, sir! 28 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,760 Bullshit. From now on you're Private Snowball. 29 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,272 -Do you like that name? -Sir, yes, sir! 30 00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:59,138 Well, there's one thing that you won't like, Snowball: 31 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,473 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon... 32 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,741 ... on a daily basis in my mess hall. 33 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,407 Sir, yes, sir! 34 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:09,147 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 35 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,017 Who said that? 36 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,147 Who the f***k said that? 37 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,784 Who's the slimy little communist-s***t, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here... 38 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,591 ... who just signed his own death warrant? 39 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,958 Nobody, huh? 40 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:25,832 The fairy-f***g-godmother said it. Out-f***g-standing. 41 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,599 I will P. T. you all until you f***g die. 42 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,539 I'll P. T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. 43 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,566 -Was it you, you scroungy little f***k? -Sir, no, sir. 44 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:37,944 You piece of s***t. You look like a f***g worm. I'll bet it was you. 45 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:41,473 -Sir, no, sir. -Sir, I said it, sir. 46 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:45,345 Well, no s***t. 47 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,858 What have we g***t here? A f***g comedian. Private Joker. 48 00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:50,916 I admire your honesty. 49 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:54,555 Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f***k my sister. 50 00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:00,434 You little scumbag. I've g***t your name. I've g***t your a***s. 51 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,632 You will not laugh. You will not cry. 52 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:05,039 You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. 53 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,776 Now get up. Get on your feet. 54 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:12,680 You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and s***t down your neck. 55 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:16,208 -Sir, yes, sir. -Private Joker, why did you join my Corps? 56 00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,448 -Sir, to kill, sir. -So you're a killer? 57 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,480 -Sir, yes, sir. -Let me see your war face. 58 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,050 -Sir? -You've g***t a war face? 59 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:29,062 That's a war face. Now let me see your war face. 60 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:33,763 Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face. 61 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,530 You don't scare me. Work on it. 62 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,301 Sir, yes, sir! 63 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,740 What's your excuse? 64 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,277 Sir, excuse for what, sir? 65 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,280 I'm asking the f***g questions, private. Do you understand? 66 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,475 -Sir, yes, sir. -Well, thank you very much. 67 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,213 -Can I be in charge for a while? -Sir, yes, sir. 68 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,517 -Are you shook-up? Are you nervous? -Sir, I **, sir. 69 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,751 -Do I make you nervous? -Sir.... 70 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,623 Sir what? Were you about to call me an a***e? 71 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,129 -Sir, no, sir. -How tall are you, private? 72 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,790 Sir, 5'9"", sir. 73 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,732 Five-foot-9. I didn't know they stacked s***t that high. 74 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,202 You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? 75 00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:10,365 -Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you... 76 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:14,274 ... ran down the crack of your mama's a***s and ended up as a stain on the mattress. 77 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,777 I think you've been cheated. 78 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,046 Where the hell are you from, private? 79 00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:20,708 -Sir, Texas, sir. -Holy dogshit. Texas? 80 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,947 Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. 81 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:27,615 And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. 82 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,785 -Do you s***k dicks? -Sir, no, sir. 83 00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,260 -Are you a peter puffer? -Sir, no, sir. 84 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,855 I'll bet you would f***k a person in the a***s... 85 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:38,663 ... and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. 86 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,931 I'll be watching you. 87 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,701 Did your parents have any children that lived? 88 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,107 -Sir, yes, sir. -I'll bet they regret that. 89 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,204 You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece. 90 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,977 -What's your name, fat-body? -Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir. 91 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,847 Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? 92 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,650 -Sir, no, sir. -That name sounds like royalty. You royalty? 93 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,781 -Sir, no, sir. -Do you s***k dicks? 94 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,884 -Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. I'll bet you could s***k a golf ball... 95 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,019 -... through a garden hose. -Sir, no, sir. 96 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,632 I don't like the name Lawrence. 97 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,927 Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. 98 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,731 -From now on you're Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir. 99 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,567 Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle? You think I'm funny? 100 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,836 -Sir, no, sir. -Wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 101 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,899 Sir, yes, sir. 102 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,207 Well, any-f***g-time, sweetheart. 103 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,073 -Sir, I'm trying, sir. -Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds... 104 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,346 ... exactly three f***g seconds... 105 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,082 ... to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face... 106 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:36,251 ... or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f***k you. 107 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,954 One. Two. Three. 108 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:43,762 -Sir, I can't help it, sir. -Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag. 109 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,468 Now choke yourself. 110 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,700 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts. 111 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,906 Don't pull my f***g hand over there. I said, choke yourself. 112 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,915 Now lean forward and choke yourself. 113 00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:04,914 -Are you through grinning? -Sir, yes, sir. 114 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,649 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 115 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,024 Sir, yes, sir. 116 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:13,017 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've g***t a pair. 117 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,996 Sir, yes, sir. 118 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,057 That's enough. Get on your feet. 119 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:25,636 Pyle, you had best square your a***s away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 120 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,406 ... or I will definitely f***k you up. 121 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,537 Sir, yes, sir....