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00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,I ** Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,
your senior drill instructor.

00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:41,From now on,
you will speak only when spoken to...

00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:45,... and the first and last words
out of your filthy sewers will be ""sir.""

00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,Do you maggots understand that?

00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:48,Sir, yes, sir.

00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:52,Bullshit. I can't hear you.
Sound off like you g***t a pair.

00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:53,Sir, yes, sir.

00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:58,If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...

00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,... you will be a weapon.

00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:03,You will be a minister of death
praying for war.

00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,But until that day, you are pukes.

00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,You are the lowest form of life on Earth.

00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,You are not even human-f***g-beings.

00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:16,You are nothing but unorganized,
grabasstic pieces of amphibian s***t.

00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,Because I ** hard, you will not like me.

00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:22,But the more you hate me,
the more you will learn.

00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,I ** hard but I ** fair.

00:02:24,577 --> 00:02:26,There is no racial bigotry here.

00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:31,I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.

00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,Here, you are all equally worthless.

00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:36,And my orders are to weed out
all non-hackers...

00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:39,... who do not pack the gear
to serve in my beloved Corps.

00:02:40,126 --> 00:02:42,Do you maggots understand that?

00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:43,Sir, yes, sir.

00:02:43,696 --> 00:02:45,Bullshit. I can't hear you.

00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,Sir, yes, sir!

00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:51,-What's your name, scumbag?
-Sir, Private Brown, sir!

00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,Bullshit. From now on
you're Private Snowball.

00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:56,-Do you like that name?
-Sir, yes, sir!

00:02:56,442 --> 00:02:59,Well, there's one thing
that you won't like, Snowball:

00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon...

00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,... on a daily basis in my mess hall.

00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,Sir, yes, sir!

00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:09,Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,Who said that?

00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,Who the f***k said that?

00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,Who's the slimy little communist-s***t,
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here...

00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:19,... who just signed
his own death warrant?

00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,Nobody, huh?

00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:25,The fairy-f***g-godmother said it.
Out-f***g-standing.

00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,I will P. T. you all until you f***g die.

00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:31,I'll P. T. you until your assholes
are sucking buttermilk.

00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,-Was it you, you scroungy little f***k?
-Sir, no, sir.

00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:37,You piece of s***t. You look
like a f***g worm. I'll bet it was you.

00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:41,-Sir, no, sir.
-Sir, I said it, sir.

00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:45,Well, no s***t.

00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:48,What have we g***t here?
A f***g comedian. Private Joker.

00:03:49,028 --> 00:03:50,I admire your honesty.

00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:54,Hell, I like you. You can come over
to my house and f***k my sister.

00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:00,You little scumbag.
I've g***t your name. I've g***t your a***s.

00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,You will not laugh. You will not cry.

00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:05,You will learn by the numbers.
I will teach you.

00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:07,Now get up. Get on your feet.

00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:12,You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and s***t down your neck.

00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:16,-Sir, yes, sir.
-Private Joker, why did you join my Corps?

00:04:16,389 --> 00:04:18,-Sir, to kill, sir.
-So you're a killer?

00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,-Sir, yes, sir.
-Let me see your war face.

00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,-Sir?
-You've g***t a war face?

00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:29,That's a war face.
Now let me see your war face.

00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:33,Bullshit. You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real war face.

00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:36,You don't scare me. Work on it.

00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:38,Sir, yes, sir!

00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,What's your excuse?

00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,Sir, excuse for what, sir?

00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:44,I'm asking the f***g questions, private.
Do you understand?

00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,-Sir, yes, sir.
-Well, thank you very much.

00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,-Can I be in charge for a while?
-Sir, yes, sir.

00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:52,-Are you shook-up? Are you nervous?
-Sir, I **, sir.

00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:54,-Do I make you nervous?
-Sir....

00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:57,Sir what?
Were you about to call me an a***e?

00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,-Sir, no, sir.
-How tall are you, private?

00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,Sir, 5'9"", sir.

00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,Five-foot-9. I didn't know
they stacked s***t that high.

00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:07,You trying to squeeze an inch
in on me somewhere?

00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:10,-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you...

00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:14,... ran down the crack of your mama's a***s
and ended up as a stain on the mattress.

00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,I think you've been cheated.

00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,Where the hell are you from, private?

00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:20,-Sir, Texas, sir.
-Holy dogshit. Texas?

00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy.

00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:27,And you don't much look like a steer to me,
so that kind of narrows it down.

00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:29,-Do you s***k dicks?
-Sir, no, sir.

00:05:29,962 --> 00:05:32,-Are you a peter puffer?
-Sir, no, sir.

00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,I'll bet you would f***k
a person in the a***s...

00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:38,... and not even have the goddamn common
courtesy to give him a reach around.

00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,I'll be watching you.

00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,Did your parents have any children
that lived?

00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,-Sir, yes, sir.
-I'll bet they regret that.

00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.

00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,-What's your name, fat-body?
-Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?

00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:58,-Sir, no, sir.
-That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?

00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,-Sir, no, sir.
-Do you s***k dicks?

00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,-Sir, no, sir.
-Bullshit. I'll bet you could s***k a golf ball...

00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,-... through a garden hose.
-Sir, no, sir.

00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,I don't like the name Lawrence.

00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.

00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,-From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
-Sir, yes, sir.

00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,Do you think I'm cute, Private Pyle?
You think I'm funny?

00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:18,-Sir, no, sir.
-Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.

00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:20,Sir, yes, sir.

00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,Well, any-f***g-time, sweetheart.

00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:27,-Sir, I'm trying, sir.
-Private Pyle, I'll give you three seconds...

00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,... exactly three f***g seconds...

00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,... to wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...

00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:36,... or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-f***k you.

00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:38,One. Two. Three.

00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:43,-Sir, I can't help it, sir.
-Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.

00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,Now choke yourself.

00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.

00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,Don't pull my f***g hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.

00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,Now lean forward and choke yourself.

00:07:01,854 --> 00:07:04,-Are you through grinning?
-Sir, yes, sir.

00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,Bullshit. I can't hear you.

00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,Sir, yes, sir.

00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:13,Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've g***t a pair.

00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,Sir, yes, sir.

00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:18,That's enough. Get on your feet.

00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:25,Pyle, you had best square your a***s away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...

00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:28,... or I will definitely f***k you up.

00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,Sir, yes, sir....