Airplane.2025.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264 (SDH) Subtitles

At 00:00:44,846, Character said: I want to talk to you tonight.

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At 00:01:20,582, Character said: Groovy.

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At 00:01:21,849, Character said: Did you bring
my chaser, stewardess?

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At 00:01:23,785, Character said: Oh, I brought you a chaser.

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At 00:01:26,621, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:01:27,855, Character said: Oh, my...

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At 00:01:29,824, Character said: Stewardess Gloria,
I had no idea.

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At 00:01:32,694, Character said: Oh, wow.

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At 00:01:34,361, Character said: It was you.
It was always you.

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At 00:01:37,264, Character said: Has it been that obvious?

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At 00:01:39,266, Character said: Well, every time
you've come into the cockpit,

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At 00:01:40,501, Character said: you've been n***d.

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At 00:01:41,836, Character said: Well, that is because
I want you so bad.

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At 00:01:56,350, Character said: What the hell is that?

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At 00:01:57,417, Character said: Oh, it's nothing.

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At 00:01:58,953, Character said: What do you mean it's nothing?

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At 00:02:00,722, Character said: It's the Berlin Wall
of s***x blockers.

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At 00:02:02,389, Character said: It's the Great Wall of China
of...

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At 00:02:05,526, Character said: But you have the key, Butch.

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At 00:02:06,561, Character said: My father gave you the key.

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At 00:02:08,328, Character said: Butch... Butch...

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At 00:02:10,898, Character said: Oh, what? What? No.

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At 00:02:12,265, Character said: Who's Butch?

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At 00:02:13,801, Character said: I'm Barry.

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At 00:02:15,268, Character said: -I'm not Butch.
-Huh? What?

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At 00:02:16,336, Character said: Who's Butch?

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At 00:02:17,505, Character said: Barry? What are you doing here?

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At 00:02:19,507, Character said: It's me, the true
love of your life.

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At 00:02:21,241, Character said: No, no, no.
This is an arranged marriage.

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At 00:02:23,377, Character said: Oh, I have to leave.
I have to find Butch.

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At 00:02:26,413, Character said: What are you,
some kind of square?

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At 00:02:28,750, Character said: There's no virgins in 1973.

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At 00:02:31,385, Character said: But I ** a virgin.

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At 00:02:33,855, Character said: [echoing]
Virgin... Virgin.

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At 00:02:39,861, Character said: I heard you talking
in your sleep.

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At 00:02:44,565, Character said: Do you like pilots?

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At 00:02:45,867, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:47,835, Character said: Why are you
traveling solo today?

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At 00:02:49,837, Character said: Oh, no. My girlfriends
and I are flying to D.C.

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At 00:02:53,240, Character said: You see, I'm getting
hitched to this guy.

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At 00:02:56,577, Character said: It's kind of a
last moment thing.

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At 00:02:57,612, Character said: -Married?
-Mm-hmm.

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At 00:03:00,715, Character said: Far out.

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At 00:03:13,961, Character said: Good evening and welcome
to DTF Airlines Flight 420.

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At 00:03:17,497, Character said: We will begin boarding
our red-eye

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At 00:03:19,767, Character said: to Washington D.C. momentarily.

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At 00:03:21,569, Character said: Get ready and buckle up.

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At 00:03:24,337, Character said: -Gloria!
-Oh!

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At 00:03:27,875, Character said: How's college life
without me?

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At 00:03:29,510, Character said: Boring, of course.

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At 00:03:30,778, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:03:32,446, Character said: Chest out stomach in.
Here comes Suzy Kellerman!

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At 00:03:36,684, Character said: Wait, are you working
this flight?

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At 00:03:38,452, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:03:39,587, Character said: Economy with Dolores De Hado,

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At 00:03:41,321, Character said: and you're late,
Miss Kellerman.

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At 00:03:42,924, Character said: Really? Dolores?

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At 00:03:44,592, Character said: -Buzzkill?
-She'll be fine.

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At 00:03:46,627, Character said: The clock is ticking.

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At 00:03:48,830, Character said: I'm sorry, Ms. Rickenbottem.

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At 00:03:50,464, Character said: I just need to get changed
real quick, ladies.

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At 00:03:52,934, Character said: You mean this isn't
your stewardess uniform?

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At 00:03:55,002, Character said: I'm timing you.

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At 00:03:56,369, Character said: This plane will
leave without you.

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At 00:03:57,605, Character said: They wouldn't dare.

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At 00:03:59,439, Character said: Let's go.

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At 00:04:09,083, Character said: Proper bachelorette parties
call for proper attire.

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At 00:04:11,719, Character said: Ooh!

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At 00:04:13,353, Character said: I don't know.
This looks a little risqué.

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At 00:04:15,790, Character said: I know, isn't it grand?

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At 00:04:18,793, Character said: Sweetness is here!

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At 00:04:20,094, Character said: [squealing]

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At 00:04:23,097, Character said: Oh, and a thousand blessings
for your wonderful marriage!

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At 00:04:26,734, Character said: Oh, Candy, don't tell me
you're still

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At 00:04:28,102, Character said: planning on becoming a nun.

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At 00:04:29,369, Character said: Of course I **.

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At 00:04:30,872, Character said: I'm going straight
to the Vatican

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At 00:04:32,673, Character said: after we send her
off down the aisle

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At 00:04:34,909, Character said: because God
is my perfect husband.

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At 00:04:38,012, Character said: He never cheats
and always forgives me

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At 00:04:41,115, Character said: if I ask him real nice.

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At 00:04:42,817, Character said: Here, put this on.

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At 00:04:44,585, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:04:46,120, Character said: Look, this...

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At 00:04:49,489, Character said: this is my deal with God.

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At 00:04:51,659, Character said: This is my last hurrah.

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At 00:04:54,394, Character said: And then I'm just going to
give it up to the Lord Almighty.

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At 00:04:57,131, Character said: So, anything goes?

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At 00:04:59,567, Character said: Just on this plane.

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At 00:05:00,868, Character said: Ah! It's going to be a gas!

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At 00:05:02,703, Character said: Come on.
Don't be such a square, Gloria.

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At 00:05:05,673, Character said: Even the Lord is
giving her a pass.

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At 00:05:07,909, Character said: Praise Jesus.

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At 00:05:09,409, Character said: Fine.
I'm in like Flynn.

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At 00:05:10,912, Character said: Yay!

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At 00:05:14,515, Character said: Are you not changing too?

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At 00:05:15,850, Character said: Oh, yes.
I'm working on your flight.

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At 00:05:19,821, Character said: I've g***t to quit this job.

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At 00:05:21,689, Character said: I ** so tired of being an
actress who isn't actressing.

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At 00:05:24,391, Character said: A model who isn't modeling.

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At 00:05:25,993, Character said: Just as long as you give
us the liquor cart

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At 00:05:28,062, Character said: so we can keep liquor-ing.

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At 00:05:29,864, Character said: Of course, because
Gloria's getting married!

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At 00:05:33,601, Character said: [squealing]

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At 00:05:36,871, Character said: Oh, girls! Thank you.

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At 00:05:38,706, Character said: I'm so happy.

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At 00:05:40,440, Character said: This is a party,
not a shrink session.

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At 00:05:43,611, Character said: Oh, I have just the thing

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At 00:05:47,548, Character said: to make you... wait for it.

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At 00:05:50,952, Character said: Forget all your worry.

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At 00:05:53,721, Character said: Candy, how'd you get
that in there?

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At 00:05:55,089, Character said: They'll put you in jail.

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At 00:05:56,190, Character said: No, God will protect us.

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At 00:05:59,560, Character said: And Suzy helped.

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At 00:06:00,728, Character said: I gave Phil at
security a bag.

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At 00:06:02,196, Character said: Candy, I never pictured
you as a druggie.

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At 00:06:04,497, Character said: I'm not.

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At 00:06:06,000, Character said: But the plane is my hall pass
for the next five hours.

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At 00:06:11,471, Character said: Now it's a party!

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At 00:06:13,641, Character said: Before we send our beautiful
Gloria off down the aisle,

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At 00:06:17,912, Character said: we've g***t to make
sure she is drunk,

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At 00:06:22,049, Character said: drugged, and plugged.

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At 00:06:24,819, Character said: before we land the plane.

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At 00:06:26,486, Character said: I can't!
I'm a virgin.

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At 00:06:29,824, Character said: But wait, you and Barry
were together for years.

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At 00:06:32,593, Character said: You never...

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At 00:06:35,229, Character said: I just... I couldn't.
There's so much pressure.

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At 00:06:37,832, Character said: What if I do something wrong?

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At 00:06:40,034, Character said: Honey, you could do
it so wrong

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At 00:06:41,702, Character said: that his Johnson would break
off in your vagina,

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At 00:06:43,470, Character said: and he would still thank you.

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At 00:06:45,706, Character said: That's reassuring.

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At 00:06:47,041, Character said: Then don't.

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At 00:06:48,676, Character said: Don't what? Have s***x
with my husband? Ever?

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At 00:06:51,212, Character said: No, don't lose
your virginity to him.

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At 00:06:54,081, Character said: Lose it with
somebody else first.

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At 00:06:55,816, Character said: Like a practice s***x.

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At 00:06:57,885, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:58,886, Character said: -On the plane!
-Yeah!

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At 00:07:00,788, Character said: But I don't think the airline
offers these kinds of services.

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At 00:07:04,225, Character said: Sure they do.

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At 00:07:05,893, Character said: Haven't you ever heard
of the Mile High Club?

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At 00:07:08,729, Character said: Is it like Girl Scouts
but for doing it?

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At 00:07:11,565, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:07:13,034, Character said: You just find some
Joe Schmoe on Aisle 6B and...

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At 00:07:15,703, Character said: Do it right there?

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At 00:07:17,271, Character said: No, we're not animals,
you do it in the bathroom!

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At 00:07:21,075, Character said: Ew, the bathroom!

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At 00:07:22,877, Character said: I once had a friend who did
it in the luggage rack once.

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At 00:07:30,918, Character said: I thought he was so weird.

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At 00:07:33,921, Character said: A friend?

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At 00:07:36,057, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:07:37,992, Character said: You act like it's life-changing.

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At 00:07:39,860, Character said: It's really not.
It's whatever.

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At 00:07:41,696, Character said: If it's whatever, then
you're just doing it all wrong.

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At 00:07:45,666, Character said: It really could be heavenly.

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At 00:07:48,602, Character said: [giggling]

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At 00:07:50,304, Character said: It isn't.

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At 00:07:51,939, Character said: Well, I hope that you have
your...