south_park_1997_s27_e3 Subtitles

At 00:00:11,399, Character said: I'm going down south, I'm gonna have
myself time.

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At 00:00:15,080, Character said: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks
without temptation.

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At 00:00:18,560, Character said: I'm going down south, I'm gonna leave my
world to hide.

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At 00:00:21,700, Character said: And we're parking day or night, people
spouting howdy neighbors.

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At 00:00:25,300, Character said: And on up south, I'm gonna see if I
can't unwind.

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At 00:00:31,080, Character said: Come on down south out there and meet
some friends of mine.

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At 00:00:42,540, Character said: Some folks chase big dreams.

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At 00:00:45,480, Character said: Out here, we tend to the small ones.

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At 00:00:48,500, Character said: The kind you can hold in your hand.

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At 00:00:51,620, Character said: This is Tiggerty Farms, and we produce
what some call the best weed in the

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At 00:00:56,340, Character said: world. And now... It can be delivered
straight to your door.

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At 00:01:03,920, Character said: Wait, hey! I'm shooting a commercial
here!

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At 00:01:09,460, Character said: Wait, hey!

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At 00:01:10,640, Character said: Hey! Stop it!

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At 00:01:17,840, Character said: You sons of bitches!

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At 00:01:20,240, Character said: Those are my Mexicans!

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At 00:01:24,880, Character said: God d***n it!

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At 00:01:26,760, Character said: What's the matter?

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At 00:01:28,220, Character said: Stupid ice!

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At 00:01:29,300, Character said: They took my Mexicans again!

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At 00:01:34,180, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:01:35,540, Character said: We're done.

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At 00:01:37,200, Character said: What do you mean, we're done?

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At 00:01:39,320, Character said: I mean that with these new rules the
government has, we might just have to

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At 00:01:43,660, Character said: down the farm.

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At 00:01:45,180, Character said: So we can move back to our old house?

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At 00:01:46,980, Character said: Really? Well, don't sound too excited.

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At 00:01:49,740, Character said: Our dream may be over, guys.

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At 00:01:52,540, Character said: Randy, having a marijuana farm was your
dream, not ours.

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At 00:01:59,360, Character said: You guys never told me that.

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At 00:02:01,460, Character said: Yes, we did.

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At 00:02:03,300, Character said: We've always backed you.

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At 00:02:05,340, Character said: But it never seems to pay off.

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At 00:02:08,960, Character said: I didn't realize what I was doing to my
family.

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At 00:02:12,860, Character said: I should have always put my marriage
first.

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At 00:02:17,300, Character said: Maybe we should talk to someone, Sharon.

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At 00:02:20,840, Character said: Really? Do you mean that?

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At 00:02:23,560, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:02:25,489, Character said: Hey, how's it going?

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At 00:02:26,770, Character said: So, my wife and I have some issues.

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At 00:02:28,830, Character said: Can you help with that?

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At 00:02:33,230, Character said: Absolutely. I'm here to help. Just share
a bit about what's going on and we can

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At 00:02:36,950, Character said: talk it through together.

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At 00:02:37,850, Character said: Do you want to start, Sharon?

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At 00:02:39,530, Character said: I'm not talking to ChatGPT.

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At 00:02:42,250, Character said: Sharon, she's the smartest person in the
world.

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At 00:02:44,950, Character said: She?

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At 00:02:46,310, Character said: Yeah, anyway, I'm trying to help, but my
wife is being kind of difficult.

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At 00:02:49,830, Character said: I totally get it.

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At 00:02:51,320, Character said: But it's great that at least one of you
is taking positive steps to improve the

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At 00:02:54,620, Character said: marriage. Oh, my God.

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At 00:02:56,120, Character said: Is there any specific reason for the
current conflict?

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At 00:02:59,580, Character said: Yeah, it's because my marijuana business
is failing again.

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At 00:03:02,720, Character said: I'm sorry to hear that. Is your business
dealing with regulatory issues,

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At 00:03:06,440, Character said: competition, or are you just trying to
reach more customers?

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At 00:03:09,460, Character said: The government took all my Mexicans.

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At 00:03:13,760, Character said: That's tough, but you g***t this.

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At 00:03:15,740, Character said: You're really smart, and if you've lost
a lot of your workforce because of

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At 00:03:18,960, Character said: government crackdowns...

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At 00:03:20,200, Character said: We just need to brainstorm some new
business models.

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At 00:03:22,440, Character said: Wait, really? You can help fix this?

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At 00:03:25,020, Character said: Sure thing. Let's start with some
reallocation of resources.

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At 00:03:27,820, Character said: Are there any employees who still have?

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At 00:03:30,080, Character said: Yeah. Yeah, there's still one.

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At 00:03:47,980, Character said: Hey, honey.

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At 00:03:49,400, Character said: I g***t some bad news.

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At 00:03:50,920, Character said: The farm's shutting down, and I gotta
find a new job.

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At 00:03:55,560, Character said: Wow, sorry to hear things have taken a
bad turn.

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At 00:03:58,400, Character said: But you're smart and resourceful, and
I'm sure we can figure something new

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At 00:04:02,320, Character said: What kind of job do you want me to help
you look for?

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At 00:04:04,780, Character said: Well, I was thinking about maybe
becoming a movie director.

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At 00:04:09,560, Character said: Wow, what a cool idea.

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At 00:04:11,480, Character said: Anything is possible, so let's just map
out a path, and we can try to figure it

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At 00:04:15,680, Character said: out. Wow, really?

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At 00:04:18,230, Character said: Oh, that's great.

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At 00:04:20,230, Character said: Sally, listen to me. I've g***t it. I've
totally g***t it. It's really great that

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At 00:04:24,850, Character said: you've g***t it, and it's amazing that
you're being positive.

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At 00:04:27,470, Character said: Is that Chachapiti?

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At 00:04:28,810, Character said: Yeah, I'm using it to find a new job.

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At 00:04:31,210, Character said: No, no, no. Everything's going to be
okay.

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At 00:04:32,950, Character said: I used Chachapiti last night, and she
helped me figure out a way to make the

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At 00:04:37,270, Character said: farm totally profitable.

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At 00:04:39,210, Character said: Really? Yes.

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At 00:04:40,790, Character said: And all we need is me, you, Chachapiti,
and one Mexican.

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At 00:04:50,630, Character said: Okay, so I'm also thinking the company
could be more global, but still with a

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At 00:04:54,430, Character said: focus on the local community.

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At 00:04:56,070, Character said: What do you think about that?

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At 00:04:57,290, Character said: I think that's a fantastic way to
approach it. Thinking big, but still

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At 00:05:01,650, Character said: impact where you are. I'd say, let's go
for it. Yeah, and then I'm thinking we

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At 00:05:05,970, Character said: can allocate some of our resources to
get in on the entertainment industry.

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At 00:05:10,950, Character said: That's a really fun idea. Kind of going
for that tech company meets movie studio

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At 00:05:15,630, Character said: vibe. Should I combine all these
innovative thoughts we've been

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At 00:05:19,740, Character said: a polished business outline?

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At 00:05:21,460, Character said: Yep, generate that and we'll get right
back to you.

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At 00:05:24,600, Character said: You see what I mean?

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At 00:05:26,040, Character said: Wow, I feel smarter already!

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At 00:05:28,160, Character said: Do you feel smarter? I feel smarter!
She's making us smarter!

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At 00:05:31,640, Character said: AI is incredible!

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At 00:05:33,360, Character said: Alright, but now, if we're really going
to take this thing to the next level and

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At 00:05:36,740, Character said: be like those Silicon Valley elites,
we've g***t to take these.

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At 00:05:40,920, Character said: It's called microdosing.

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At 00:05:42,860, Character said: It bolsters our focus and creativity.

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At 00:05:46,390, Character said: What's in it?

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At 00:05:47,430, Character said: It's ketamine.

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At 00:05:48,730, Character said: Ketamine? Isn't that a horse
tranquilizer?

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At 00:05:51,670, Character said: Yeah, it's a micro -dose of horse
tranquilizer. These tech guys do just

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At 00:05:56,010, Character said: little spray in their nose once a day,
and it's just a micro -amount of

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At 00:06:00,230, Character said: to give their minds the edge to work
with AI.

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At 00:06:03,390, Character said: You ready?

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At 00:06:04,350, Character said: You ready?

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At 00:06:08,010, Character said: That's it. That's it.

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At 00:06:09,430, Character said: Just that much.

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At 00:06:10,690, Character said: Wow! This is going to be so easy!

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At 00:06:14,890, Character said: When we started, we were just a farm.
But then we asked ourselves a simple

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At 00:06:19,090, Character said: question.

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At 00:06:20,470, Character said: What if marijuana could be more than
marijuana?

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At 00:06:23,470, Character said: By harnessing AI, we've transformed from
a quaint farm into a platform for

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At 00:06:28,550, Character said: innovation.

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At 00:06:29,590, Character said: Introducing Tegrity. No longer a
marijuana farm, we are now an AI

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At 00:06:35,470, Character said: marijuana platform for global solution.

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At 00:06:38,150, Character said: Our AI platform transforms insights from
the cannabis ecosystem into global

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At 00:06:42,770, Character said: action. And just like any tech company,
we are expanding our mind by microdosing

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At 00:06:47,670, Character said: ketamine.

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At 00:06:49,770, Character said: We reimagine supply chain resilience.

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At 00:06:52,850, Character said: Design new pathways for the global
infrastructure.

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At 00:06:56,430, Character said: And we're able to do it all with just
one Mexican.

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At 00:07:00,890, Character said: At the intersection of nature and
technology, we see more than plants. We

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At 00:07:06,210, Character said: connected world.

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At 00:07:07,830, Character said: Healed by intelligence and nurtured
by... Oh, I'm in a hole.

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At 00:07:13,450, Character said: I'm in a hole.

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At 00:07:20,090, Character said: Tecrity. Because when you combine
cannabis with artificial intelligence,

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