S***x And The City S2E07 - The Chicken Dance [RavyDavy] Subtitles

At 00:00:04,000, Character said: Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked)
by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew

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At 00:00:47,594, Character said: There are over seven million people
in New York...

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At 00:00:50,530, Character said: ...not including houseguests.

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At 00:00:52,632, Character said: Visitors are a vital part
of the city's economy.

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At 00:00:55,435, Character said: Most single people in Manhattan
do not buy furniture or hang pictures...

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At 00:00:59,306, Character said: ...until the arrival of an out-of-towner.

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At 00:01:01,608, Character said: That's a great couch.
Where'd it come from?

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At 00:01:04,244, Character said: I have no idea.

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At 00:01:05,579, Character said: Everything in Miranda's new apartment
was hand-picked, finished and arranged...

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At 00:01:09,816, Character said: ...by Charlotte's friend, Madeline Dunn,
an up-and-coming interior designer.

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At 00:01:13,854, Character said: I've been looking for one of those.

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At 00:01:15,789, Character said: That's very stylish for a pullout.

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At 00:01:18,892, Character said: I'll have that end table for you tomorrow.

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At 00:01:25,699, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:26,767, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:01:28,702, Character said: This is a sofa bed?

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At 00:01:31,338, Character said: That's what started this whole thing.
I needed a sofa bed for Jeremy.

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At 00:01:34,975, Character said: If he actually sleeps on it
while staying in my fabulous apartment...

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At 00:01:38,745, Character said: ...l'll throw myself out a window treatment.

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At 00:01:41,415, Character said: Jeremy was an old friend of Miranda's
who'd been in London...

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At 00:01:45,018, Character said: ...writing for The Economist.

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At 00:01:46,653, Character said: He was coming to New York
to scope out the job situation.

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At 00:01:49,523, Character said: Miranda suggested he be her houseguest,
because his e-mails, always entertaining...

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At 00:01:53,827, Character said: ...had started to border on flirtatious.

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At 00:01:56,730, Character said: Meanwhile, I had become
a frequent houseguest of Big's.

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At 00:02:02,636, Character said: Do you have a spare toothbrush
I could use?

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At 00:02:06,773, Character said: A spare toothbrush?

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At 00:02:08,742, Character said: I'll bring you a new one.

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At 00:02:11,445, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:02:37,737, Character said: There's only one pink brush head
and Big was giving his to me.

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At 00:02:43,176, Character said: It was the most encouraging moment
so far in our relationship.

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At 00:02:48,248, Character said: The next night, Jeremy arrived. He was
more adorable than Miranda remembered.

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At 00:02:52,586, Character said: I love your flat.

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At 00:02:54,321, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:02:55,789, Character said: How the hell are you?

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At 00:02:57,257, Character said: Especially when he said...

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At 00:02:58,959, Character said: I'm tired of dating.
I'm ready to get married.

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At 00:03:04,164, Character said: Miranda, are you here?

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At 00:03:06,500, Character said: Coming!

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At 00:03:08,969, Character said: That must be my end table.

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At 00:03:10,937, Character said: My end table is afraid to go out alone.

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At 00:03:15,509, Character said: I hope you like the finish.

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At 00:03:17,878, Character said: It's a hair darker than I was thinking.

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At 00:03:20,647, Character said: Sorry to interrupt.

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At 00:03:22,849, Character said: - That's beautiful. Is it Biedermeyer?
- Inspired by Biedermeyer. Good eye.

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At 00:03:27,554, Character said: I'm addicted to Architectural Digest.

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At 00:03:30,223, Character said: - Jeremy Fields.
- Madeline.

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At 00:03:33,293, Character said: Madeline Dunn.

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At 00:03:35,662, Character said: Pleasure.

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At 00:03:38,265, Character said: Thanks for bringing that by.

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At 00:03:39,833, Character said: We were just about to get some dinner.

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At 00:03:42,402, Character said: Did you want to join us?

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At 00:03:46,172, Character said: Last week, I was doing an interview
at a restaurant in Kensington...

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At 00:03:49,643, Character said: Miranda found herself in the situation
every woman dreams of...

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At 00:03:53,213, Character said: She was on a truly great first date.

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At 00:03:55,916, Character said: ...just be careful not to eat any buckshot!

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At 00:03:59,653, Character said: Unfortunately, it was somebody else's.

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At 00:04:03,223, Character said: I should get Jeremy home.

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At 00:04:05,325, Character said: You must be jet-lagged.

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At 00:04:07,127, Character said: Actually, I feel great.
I slept on the plane for once.

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At 00:04:10,063, Character said: I'm pretty beat.

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At 00:04:11,698, Character said: Did you want to go?

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At 00:04:13,800, Character said: Not if you're...

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At 00:04:15,969, Character said: Go ahead, I can find my way back.

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At 00:04:19,773, Character said: Of course. We don't have to...

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At 00:04:22,475, Character said: Except I forgot to make a copy of the key.

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At 00:04:27,247, Character said: Jeremy could use my key.

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At 00:04:31,351, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:04:33,086, Character said: I gave you a key.

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At 00:04:39,259, Character said: Goodnight.

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At 00:04:45,131, Character said: I was at the same restaurant...

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At 00:04:48,134, Character said: A week later,
Miranda threw Jeremy a going away party.

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At 00:04:58,979, Character said: I'd like to make a toast to
my good friend Miranda...

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At 00:05:01,982, Character said: ...who not only put me up, she threw this
soir�e in celebration of my departure.

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At 00:05:07,253, Character said: Miranda, I get the hint.

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At 00:05:10,390, Character said: I'd especially like to thank her
for introducing me to Madeline...

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At 00:05:15,095, Character said: ...an incredible, beautiful woman
who must be drunk off her a***s...

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At 00:05:18,865, Character said: ...because she just agreed to marry me.

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At 00:05:22,936, Character said: Apparently, the only thing going away
was Miranda's dream.

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At 00:05:26,373, Character said: Congratulations.

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At 00:05:30,944, Character said: Ice.

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At 00:05:32,278, Character said: We should get more ice.

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At 00:05:35,448, Character said: Everyone says, as soon as you get
your own place, someone will propose.

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At 00:05:39,285, Character said: I thought it would be to me.

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At 00:05:41,121, Character said: At the least,
she owes you a mortgage payment.

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At 00:05:43,556, Character said: How is this even possible?
These people just met.

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At 00:05:46,693, Character said: It's love at first sight.

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At 00:05:48,194, Character said: This isn't love. This is two people
justifying a week of non-stop f***g.

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At 00:05:53,333, Character said: On my furniture. I have to redecorate.

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At 00:05:55,902, Character said: I think this is encouraging.

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At 00:05:57,871, Character said: Even if you're not dating anybody,
you could be engaged in a couple of weeks.

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At 00:06:02,676, Character said: Or you could be dating someone
for a year...

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At 00:06:04,944, Character said: ...and be thrilled to get
an electric toothbrush head.

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At 00:06:07,781, Character said: I don't understand why women are
so obsessed about getting married.

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At 00:06:11,217, Character said: Married people just want
to be single again.

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At 00:06:13,687, Character said: If you're single,
the world is your smorgasbord.

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At 00:06:16,956, Character said: Can you tell me if this is where
Jeremy Fields's engagement party is?

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At 00:06:20,994, Character said: It's the red awning,
and it's a going away party.

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At 00:06:23,530, Character said: - I can take you there.
- Were you going to the party?

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At 00:06:26,566, Character said: I was leaving the party because
there were no handsome men there.

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At 00:06:30,003, Character said: Maybe the tide is turning.

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At 00:06:37,944, Character said: I get it.

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At 00:06:39,546, Character said: My apartment is lucky
for everybody but me.

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At 00:06:42,515, Character said: What apartment isn't lucky for Samantha?

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At 00:06:45,051, Character said: This is all your fault.

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At 00:06:46,653, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:47,554, Character said: You introduced me to Madeline.

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At 00:06:49,456, Character said: I could've hired a nice gay decorator
and none of this would've happened.

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At 00:06:53,059, Character said: Madeline and Jeremy might've never met.

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At 00:06:55,161, Character said: Yes, and Jeremy would've
fallen in love with me.

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At 00:06:57,897, Character said: It's not like musical chairs.

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At 00:06:59,632, Character said: Why not me? What ** I doing wrong?

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At 00:07:01,701, Character said: ** I invisible?

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At 00:07:03,336, Character said: Can I help you?

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At 00:07:04,771, Character said: I live here!

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At 00:07:11,077, Character said: That night, I needed a little reality check.

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At 00:07:20,587, Character said: I was just at this party...

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At 00:07:22,689, Character said: ...and two people who met a week ago
announced their engagement.

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At 00:07:26,059, Character said: And?

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At 00:07:27,127, Character said: I don't know. Isn't that a bit shocking?

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At 00:07:29,829, Character said: This is New York. Nothing is shocking.
We've embraced public urination.

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At 00:07:35,135, Character said: These people think they're soul mates.

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At 00:07:37,570, Character said: Did they actually use the term
"soul mates"?

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At 00:07:40,206, Character said: Several times.

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At 00:07:41,441, Character said: Then, I give them three months.
What are you wearing?

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At 00:07:46,412, Character said: - Do you believe in love at first sight?
- I believe in lust at first sight.

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At 00:07:51,317, Character said: I'm serious.

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