S***x And The City S2E07 - The Chicken Dance [RavyDavy] Subtitles

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00:00:47,594 --> 00:00:50,There are over seven million people
in New York...

00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:52,...not including houseguests.

00:00:52,632 --> 00:00:55,Visitors are a vital part
of the city's economy.

00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:59,Most single people in Manhattan
do not buy furniture or hang pictures...

00:00:59,306 --> 00:01:01,...until the arrival of an out-of-towner.

00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:04,That's a great couch.
Where'd it come from?

00:01:04,244 --> 00:01:05,I have no idea.

00:01:05,579 --> 00:01:09,Everything in Miranda's new apartment
was hand-picked, finished and arranged...

00:01:09,816 --> 00:01:13,...by Charlotte's friend, Madeline Dunn,
an up-and-coming interior designer.

00:01:13,854 --> 00:01:15,I've been looking for one of those.

00:01:15,789 --> 00:01:17,That's very stylish for a pullout.

00:01:18,892 --> 00:01:21,I'll have that end table for you tomorrow.

00:01:25,699 --> 00:01:26,Thank you.

00:01:26,767 --> 00:01:27,You're welcome.

00:01:28,702 --> 00:01:30,This is a sofa bed?

00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:34,That's what started this whole thing.
I needed a sofa bed for Jeremy.

00:01:34,975 --> 00:01:38,If he actually sleeps on it
while staying in my fabulous apartment...

00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:41,...l'll throw myself out a window treatment.

00:01:41,415 --> 00:01:44,Jeremy was an old friend of Miranda's
who'd been in London...

00:01:45,018 --> 00:01:46,...writing for The Economist.

00:01:46,653 --> 00:01:49,He was coming to New York
to scope out the job situation.

00:01:49,523 --> 00:01:53,Miranda suggested he be her houseguest,
because his e-mails, always entertaining...

00:01:53,827 --> 00:01:56,...had started to border on flirtatious.

00:01:56,730 --> 00:02:00,Meanwhile, I had become
a frequent houseguest of Big's.

00:02:02,636 --> 00:02:05,Do you have a spare toothbrush
I could use?

00:02:06,773 --> 00:02:08,A spare toothbrush?

00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:10,I'll bring you a new one.

00:02:11,445 --> 00:02:12,Excuse me.

00:02:37,737 --> 00:02:42,There's only one pink brush head
and Big was giving his to me.

00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:46,It was the most encouraging moment
so far in our relationship.

00:02:48,248 --> 00:02:52,The next night, Jeremy arrived. He was
more adorable than Miranda remembered.

00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:54,I love your flat.

00:02:54,321 --> 00:02:55,Thanks.

00:02:55,789 --> 00:02:57,How the hell are you?

00:02:57,257 --> 00:02:58,Especially when he said...

00:02:58,959 --> 00:03:01,I'm tired of dating.
I'm ready to get married.

00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:06,Miranda, are you here?

00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:08,Coming!

00:03:08,969 --> 00:03:10,That must be my end table.

00:03:10,937 --> 00:03:13,My end table is afraid to go out alone.

00:03:15,509 --> 00:03:17,I hope you like the finish.

00:03:17,878 --> 00:03:20,It's a hair darker than I was thinking.

00:03:20,647 --> 00:03:22,Sorry to interrupt.

00:03:22,849 --> 00:03:27,- That's beautiful. Is it Biedermeyer?
- Inspired by Biedermeyer. Good eye.

00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:30,I'm addicted to Architectural Digest.

00:03:30,223 --> 00:03:33,- Jeremy Fields.
- Madeline.

00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:34,Madeline Dunn.

00:03:35,662 --> 00:03:36,Pleasure.

00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:39,Thanks for bringing that by.

00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:42,We were just about to get some dinner.

00:03:42,402 --> 00:03:44,Did you want to join us?

00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:49,Last week, I was doing an interview
at a restaurant in Kensington...

00:03:49,643 --> 00:03:53,Miranda found herself in the situation
every woman dreams of...

00:03:53,213 --> 00:03:55,She was on a truly great first date.

00:03:55,916 --> 00:03:59,...just be careful not to eat any buckshot!

00:03:59,653 --> 00:04:02,Unfortunately, it was somebody else's.

00:04:03,223 --> 00:04:05,I should get Jeremy home.

00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:07,You must be jet-lagged.

00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:09,Actually, I feel great.
I slept on the plane for once.

00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:11,I'm pretty beat.

00:04:11,698 --> 00:04:13,Did you want to go?

00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,Not if you're...

00:04:15,969 --> 00:04:18,Go ahead, I can find my way back.

00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:22,Of course. We don't have to...

00:04:22,475 --> 00:04:25,Except I forgot to make a copy of the key.

00:04:27,247 --> 00:04:30,Jeremy could use my key.

00:04:31,351 --> 00:04:33,Of course.

00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:34,I gave you a key.

00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:40,Goodnight.

00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:46,I was at the same restaurant...

00:04:48,134 --> 00:04:51,A week later,
Miranda threw Jeremy a going away party.

00:04:58,979 --> 00:05:01,I'd like to make a toast to
my good friend Miranda...

00:05:01,982 --> 00:05:06,...who not only put me up, she threw this
soir�e in celebration of my departure.

00:05:07,253 --> 00:05:09,Miranda, I get the hint.

00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:14,I'd especially like to thank her
for introducing me to Madeline...

00:05:15,095 --> 00:05:18,...an incredible, beautiful woman
who must be drunk off her a***s...

00:05:18,865 --> 00:05:21,...because she just agreed to marry me.

00:05:22,936 --> 00:05:26,Apparently, the only thing going away
was Miranda's dream.

00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,Congratulations.

00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:32,Ice.

00:05:32,278 --> 00:05:33,We should get more ice.

00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:39,Everyone says, as soon as you get
your own place, someone will propose.

00:05:39,285 --> 00:05:40,I thought it would be to me.

00:05:41,121 --> 00:05:43,At the least,
she owes you a mortgage payment.

00:05:43,556 --> 00:05:46,How is this even possible?
These people just met.

00:05:46,693 --> 00:05:48,It's love at first sight.

00:05:48,194 --> 00:05:53,This isn't love. This is two people
justifying a week of non-stop f***g.

00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:55,On my furniture. I have to redecorate.

00:05:55,902 --> 00:05:57,I think this is encouraging.

00:05:57,871 --> 00:06:02,Even if you're not dating anybody,
you could be engaged in a couple of weeks.

00:06:02,676 --> 00:06:04,Or you could be dating someone
for a year...

00:06:04,944 --> 00:06:07,...and be thrilled to get
an electric toothbrush head.

00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:11,I don't understand why women are
so obsessed about getting married.

00:06:11,217 --> 00:06:13,Married people just want
to be single again.

00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:16,If you're single,
the world is your smorgasbord.

00:06:16,956 --> 00:06:20,Can you tell me if this is where
Jeremy Fields's engagement party is?

00:06:20,994 --> 00:06:23,It's the red awning,
and it's a going away party.

00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:26,- I can take you there.
- Were you going to the party?

00:06:26,566 --> 00:06:29,I was leaving the party because
there were no handsome men there.

00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:32,Maybe the tide is turning.

00:06:37,944 --> 00:06:39,I get it.

00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:42,My apartment is lucky
for everybody but me.

00:06:42,515 --> 00:06:44,What apartment isn't lucky for Samantha?

00:06:45,051 --> 00:06:46,This is all your fault.

00:06:46,653 --> 00:06:47,What?

00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:49,You introduced me to Madeline.

00:06:49,456 --> 00:06:52,I could've hired a nice gay decorator
and none of this would've happened.

00:06:53,059 --> 00:06:55,Madeline and Jeremy might've never met.

00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:57,Yes, and Jeremy would've
fallen in love with me.

00:06:57,897 --> 00:06:59,It's not like musical chairs.

00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:01,Why not me? What ** I doing wrong?

00:07:01,701 --> 00:07:03,** I invisible?

00:07:03,336 --> 00:07:04,Can I help you?

00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:06,I live here!

00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:13,That night, I needed a little reality check.

00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:22,I was just at this party...

00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:25,...and two people who met a week ago
announced their engagement.

00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,And?

00:07:27,127 --> 00:07:29,I don't know. Isn't that a bit shocking?

00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:33,This is New York. Nothing is shocking.
We've embraced public urination.

00:07:35,135 --> 00:07:37,These people think they're soul mates.

00:07:37,570 --> 00:07:39,Did they actually use the term
"soul mates"?

00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:41,Several times.

00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:44,Then, I give them three months.
What are you wearing?

00:07:46,412 --> 00:07:51,- Do you believe in love at first sight?
- I believe in lust at first sight.

00:07:51,317 --> 00:07:52,I'm serious.

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