Newhart s02e05 The Girl from Manhattan Subtitles

At 00:01:07,419, Character said: Why are you being so stubborn? I'm not
being stubborn. I'm just saying no.

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At 00:01:12,460, Character said: Why won't anybody in this inn ever do a
favor for me?

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At 00:01:15,740, Character said: What are you guys talking? I want to
borrow George's truck and he won't let

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At 00:01:19,120, Character said: I won't let you because you're a
terrible driver.

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At 00:01:21,560, Character said: You don't know that. You've never even
ridden with me.

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At 00:01:24,560, Character said: Why do you need George's truck? I
wrecked my car.

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At 00:01:28,040, Character said: You're not getting my truck and that's
fine.

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At 00:01:30,640, Character said: Fine. Then our friendship is over.

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At 00:01:32,940, Character said: D***k, give me your car.

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At 00:01:34,330, Character said: I can't. Joanna's at a community theater
meeting. I promised I'd pick her up.

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At 00:01:37,610, Character said: Why do you need a car tonight anyway?

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At 00:01:39,750, Character said: Because I have a date and I'd rather not
pick her up on a bicycle.

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At 00:01:43,330, Character said: Well, if nobody needs me to do anything,
I'm going to drive into town and try

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At 00:01:47,050, Character said: out my new sweater.

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At 00:01:50,130, Character said: How do you try out a new sweater?

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At 00:01:52,930, Character said: Well, you walk down the street and see
if anybody asks you out.

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At 00:01:57,290, Character said: Can I give you a lift?

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At 00:01:59,170, Character said: Sure, thanks.

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At 00:02:03,370, Character said: Mind if we use your car?

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At 00:02:07,790, Character said: Oh, I better get going.

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At 00:02:08,990, Character said: So Joanna's going to be in a play, huh?
I guess. You know, I was in a play once.

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At 00:02:13,330, Character said: Oh, really? Yeah, it was a Christmas
pageant.

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At 00:02:15,790, Character said: I played a shepherd.

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At 00:02:18,650, Character said: Sounds like a good part.

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At 00:02:20,190, Character said: Shepherd Bill.

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At 00:02:25,930, Character said: Okay, good idea.

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At 00:02:31,750, Character said: Okay, now, the next order of business is
refreshments for the intermission.

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At 00:02:36,090, Character said: Chester, can we count on Dora making her
hot cider again this year? Oh, yes,

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At 00:02:40,590, Character said: she's already laying in a supply of
cinnamon sticks.

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At 00:02:43,410, Character said: What about your brownies, Shirley?

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At 00:02:45,010, Character said: They'll be here. If I don't eat them all
first.

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At 00:02:49,430, Character said: I'll take care of the programs.

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At 00:02:51,510, Character said: Good, then we're all set there.

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At 00:02:53,590, Character said: What about tickets?

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At 00:02:55,710, Character said: Do you like to handle that this year,
Joanna?

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At 00:02:57,850, Character said: No. Well, I mean, I will, but that's not
why I was raising my hand.

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At 00:03:01,650, Character said: I had a question.

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At 00:03:02,770, Character said: Oh, what's that?

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At 00:03:03,990, Character said: Well, we've been sitting here for over
an hour talking about publicity and

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At 00:03:07,190, Character said: refreshments and all that, but I haven't
heard anyone mention what play we're

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At 00:03:10,830, Character said: going to do.

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At 00:03:11,370, Character said: Oh, we're going to do the same play we
always do.

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At 00:03:14,070, Character said: Oh, what play is that?

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At 00:03:16,090, Character said: My Fair Lady.

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At 00:03:18,410, Character said: You do My Fair Lady every year? Since
1956.

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At 00:03:23,970, Character said: I'm Henry Higgins.

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At 00:03:25,650, Character said: I'm Colonel Pickering.

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At 00:03:27,200, Character said: And we were hoping that this year you'd
be Eliza. Me?

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At 00:03:31,200, Character said: Eliza Doolittle?

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At 00:03:32,620, Character said: But that's the lead.

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At 00:03:34,280, Character said: Clara Mosby usually does Eliza, but she
can't get around much anymore.

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At 00:03:40,940, Character said: Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered.

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At 00:03:43,420, Character said: The trouble is, I don't really sing.

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At 00:03:45,740, Character said: Don't worry about that. We don't do the
songs.

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At 00:03:49,980, Character said: You do My Fair Lady without the music?

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At 00:03:52,700, Character said: Well, wait till you see it. It really
zips along.

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At 00:03:56,300, Character said: What we do is Pygmalion. It's just that
they prefer to call it My Fair Lady

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At 00:03:59,860, Character said: Without the Songs.

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At 00:04:01,480, Character said: Uh -huh.

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At 00:04:02,760, Character said: Uh, look, I... I don't mean to toy with
tradition, but have you ever considered

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At 00:04:08,540, Character said: doing another play?

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At 00:04:09,760, Character said: Another play?

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At 00:04:11,200, Character said: Do you think anybody'd come?

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At 00:04:13,920, Character said: I'm sure they would.

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At 00:04:15,560, Character said: It's just that everybody knows My Fair
Lady Without the Songs. They're used to

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At 00:04:19,940, Character said: it. Towards the end of the play, the
whole audience usually says the lines

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At 00:04:23,680, Character said: along with it.

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At 00:04:24,960, Character said: I can't think of another play they'd
enjoy as much.

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At 00:04:28,240, Character said: Say, what if D***k wrote us a play?

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At 00:04:31,160, Character said: What? Well, now, wait a minute. That
could be a thought.

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At 00:04:34,620, Character said: Sure.

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At 00:04:35,840, Character said: Everybody in town knows D***k. Now, wait
a minute. Can you imagine the excitement

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At 00:04:40,020, Character said: if we were doing a play by our own D***k
Loudon? Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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At 00:04:43,500, Character said: D***k doesn't write plays. He writes
books.

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At 00:04:47,290, Character said: Oh, a play would be a lot easier to
write than a book. It's lots less words.

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At 00:04:51,790, Character said: That's true.

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At 00:04:52,850, Character said: Well, I could ask him, but I really
wouldn't count on anything.

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At 00:04:55,930, Character said: That's the spirit.

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At 00:04:57,830, Character said: Myrna, you better get busy changing the
programs. It's going to be a play by

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At 00:05:01,230, Character said: D***k Loudon this year. I didn't say
that. I said I'd try.

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At 00:05:06,130, Character said: Well, how's he going to turn you down,
Joanna?

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At 00:05:08,810, Character said: Well, I don't know.

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At 00:05:25,710, Character said: Ask a d***k.

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At 00:05:26,590, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:05:27,730, Character said: D***k, could I talk to you in private for
a second?

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At 00:05:34,730, Character said: Joanna, if this has anything to do with
community theater, I don't want to get

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At 00:05:38,210, Character said: involved. They want you to write a play.

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At 00:05:40,250, Character said: That's involved.

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At 00:05:42,290, Character said: I wouldn't be asking if it wasn't for
the fact that I happen to know you

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At 00:05:45,590, Character said: have a play.

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At 00:05:46,470, Character said: Are you talking about the girl from
Manhattan?

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At 00:05:48,410, Character said: Yes. I wrote that 16 years ago. It's
corny. I think it's wonderful.

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At 00:05:53,230, Character said: Well, of course, you think it's
wonderful. I wrote it for you. The main

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At 00:05:55,430, Character said: character's name is Joanna.

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At 00:05:56,630, Character said: That has nothing to do with it.

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At 00:05:58,510, Character said: Besides, it's cute and funny.

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At 00:06:00,510, Character said: And like you said, you did write it for
me, so I don't see why I shouldn't be

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At 00:06:03,890, Character said: able to give it to them.

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At 00:06:05,630, Character said: Look at their faces.

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At 00:06:10,590, Character said: It would mean so much to them.

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At 00:06:16,010, Character said: They do love me.

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At 00:06:19,770, Character said: Please, honey.

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At 00:06:20,930, Character said: All right, I don't like it, but...

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At 00:06:23,130, Character said: You can have it. On one condition.
What's that?

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At 00:06:25,150, Character said: That I don't have to rewrite it, I don't
have to direct it, and I don't even

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At 00:06:28,150, Character said: have to come to see it.

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At 00:06:37,090, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:06:39,870, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:06:42,450, Character said: Okay, quiet, everybody.

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At 00:06:45,390, Character said: Director's trying to speak.

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At 00:06:52,460, Character said: wants to audition now.

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At 00:06:53,580, Character said: I will.

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At 00:06:54,600, Character said: All right, Myrna, what are you going to
do for us?

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At 00:06:56,600, Character said: I'm going to do the same thing I did in
My Fair Lady without the songs.

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At 00:07:00,240, Character said: There will now be a ten -minute
intermission. Thank you.

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At 00:07:07,760, Character said: Thank you. That's a very important part
of any play.

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At 00:07:12,980, Character said: Okay, who's next?

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At 00:07:16,340, Character said: George,

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At 00:07:17,600, Character said: you want to audition?

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At 00:07:18,640, Character said: No, I wanted to ask if I could make the
sets.

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At 00:07:22,060, Character said: Anyone else want to make the set?

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At 00:07:25,540, Character said: It's yours.

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At 00:07:29,460, Character said: Okay, next.

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At 00:07:33,480, Character said: Stephanie, I didn't know you were going
to audition.

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At 00:07:35,680, Character said: Oh, well, I'm not really.

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At 00:07:38,060, Character said: I just realized that I've probably seen
a lot more real theater than most people

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At 00:07:43,480, Character said: here. I mean, I've seen My Fair Lady
with the songs.

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At 00:07:49,060, Character said: I've seen... West Side Story. I've seen
Camelot.

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At 00:07:52,390, Character said: That I saw in Switzerland, by the way,
with subtitles.

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At 00:07:56,290, Character said: So I've really seen theater all over the
world.

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At 00:08:00,470, Character said: Anyway, I'm here if you need me.

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At 00:08:06,750, Character said: Thank you. I feel better already.

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At 00:08:10,490, Character said: Okay, who's next?

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