Monk Mr Monk On Wheels Eng S07E11 Subtitles

At 00:00:30,033, Character said: What happened, are you okay?
What's wrong?

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At 00:00:33,429, Character said: I stepped on something.

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At 00:00:35,087, Character said: It crackled when I stepped on it.
Then it sort of smooshed.

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At 00:00:38,270, Character said: Then there was this tiny pop.
What is it?

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At 00:00:41,173, Character said: - What is it?
- You mean what was it?

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At 00:00:43,265, Character said: - Do something. Do something!
- All right.

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At 00:00:45,398, Character said: I'm taking off your shoe,
I'll wipe it off.

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At 00:00:47,507, Character said: - No, just throw it away.
- I'm not going to throw it away.

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At 00:00:50,443, Character said: Throw it.

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At 00:00:52,725, Character said: - Did you see that?
- See what?

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At 00:00:54,509, Character said: - God, are you okay?
- What are you doing, Natalie?

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At 00:00:57,016, Character said: - Well, he might need help.
- No, he's fine. I can see it from here.

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At 00:01:01,501, Character said: None of our business.
Okay, come back here. I command you.

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At 00:01:05,290, Character said: - Are you okay?
- What about me?

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At 00:01:07,011, Character said: - I must've hit a pothole.
- What about me?

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At 00:01:09,924, Character said: Are those yours?
Are those yours?

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At 00:01:13,594, Character said: That's my bolt cutters.
I just came from work.

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At 00:01:15,882, Character said: - They're nice.
- Here.

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At 00:01:18,644, Character said: Hate this chain. They always fall off.
Here, you just snap it back on.

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At 00:01:23,430, Character said: - Thanks a lot.
- There you go.

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At 00:01:25,079, Character said: - Glad I could help.
- I'm lucky you came along.

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At 00:01:27,317, Character said: Be careful of the potholes.

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At 00:01:29,076, Character said: Hey, somebody stop that guy!

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At 00:01:32,257, Character said: Don't let him go!
Lady, don't let him go!

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At 00:01:38,001, Character said: - What did you do?
- I...

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At 00:01:40,165, Character said: Hey, somebody stop that guy!
He stole my bike!

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At 00:02:49,002, Character said: I feel terrible about what happened.
I didn't know he was stealing the bike.

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At 00:02:52,418, Character said: Nobody g***t hurt, that's the main thing.

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At 00:02:55,894, Character said: - What is all this?
- It's a research lab.

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At 00:02:58,506, Character said: Agricultural engineering.

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At 00:03:00,414, Character said: Dean, Dean Berry founded
betavegatech five years ago.

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At 00:03:04,281, Character said: - So what exactly do you do?
- We're saving the world.

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At 00:03:07,645, Character said: Good for you. I was getting
a little worried about the world.

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At 00:03:12,538, Character said: Is that a square tomato?!

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At 00:03:14,666, Character said: Yes, it is.
It's a pet project of Dean's.

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At 00:03:17,859, Character said: The square shape means that farmers
can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton.

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At 00:03:22,193, Character said: - It's cheaper. More efficient.
- So that means

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At 00:03:26,308, Character said: every slice is exactly the same size?

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At 00:03:29,627, Character said: - How does it taste?
- Who cares? It's a square tomato!

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At 00:03:33,901, Character said: - You're doing the lord's work.
- Literally.

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At 00:03:39,316, Character said: Dean?

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At 00:03:40,249, Character said: Mr. Berry, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry about the bike.

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At 00:03:44,494, Character said: We're testing new corn seed.
Their genetically engineered

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At 00:03:47,189, Character said: - to sprout in 20 min.
- More or less.

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At 00:03:49,276, Character said: What you're seeing is going
to revolutionize

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At 00:03:51,472, Character said: - the agriculture industry as you know
- Congratulations on the square tomato.

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At 00:03:55,439, Character said: Do you want one?
You could take one home.

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At 00:03:58,107, Character said: - What's our time?
- 17:30.

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At 00:04:00,239, Character said: Germination complete.
That is our best time yet.

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At 00:04:03,964, Character said: And that, boys and girls,
is how you feed 4 billion people.

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At 00:04:08,861, Character said: We're in business. Call our investors.
Tell them to bring their checkbooks.

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At 00:04:11,762, Character said: I'll set it up for friday.
Dean, this is Adrian Monk.

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At 00:04:14,625, Character said: And, you remember Natalie Teeger?

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At 00:04:16,749, Character said: Yes, of course.
The woman who stole my bike.

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At 00:04:19,597, Character said: - No, I didn't steal your bike.
- No, you're right.

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At 00:04:22,432, Character said: Aided and abetted.
I believe that that is the term.

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At 00:04:26,545, Character said: I'm sorry, I have to lock these up.
Do you mind turning around?

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At 00:04:29,282, Character said: It's just that if somebody
else sees this combination,

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At 00:04:31,697, Character said: I have to memorize a new one. And
I don't want to waste the gray cells.

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At 00:04:35,600, Character said: Mr. Berry,
look, I want to buy you a new bike.

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At 00:04:38,035, Character said: So if you just tell me the make and
the model number, i'm happy to do that.

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At 00:04:41,207, Character said: That's very kind of you, ms. Teeger.
But that's not a bike that can be replaced.

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At 00:04:44,391, Character said: It was a gift from a non-profit
environmental group,

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At 00:04:46,763, Character said: in recognition of my work here.
Had my name engraved on it,

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At 00:04:50,151, Character said: custom seat, cool lock,
eco-friendly hemp basket...

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At 00:04:53,280, Character said: Okay. Then we'll track it down for you.

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At 00:04:55,171, Character said: I promise you. I give you my word
that I will find that bike.

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At 00:04:58,394, Character said: Mr. Monk here is probably
the best detective on the planet.

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At 00:05:01,413, Character said: - He is?
- Yes, sir.

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At 00:05:02,706, Character said: And I know lots of other detectives too.

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At 00:05:05,055, Character said: San Francisco Police Department.
What's going on? You all right?

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At 00:05:07,590, Character said: Yeah, we're fine.

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At 00:05:08,748, Character said: - You said it was an emergency.
- Somebody stole his bike.

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At 00:05:12,244, Character said: - And?
- Rode away.

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At 00:05:15,550, Character said: - And?
- Didn't come back.

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At 00:05:20,646, Character said: And?

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At 00:05:22,707, Character said: - Okay, we're all cued up.
- Hey, when you have a second...

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At 00:05:26,801, Character said: I have an idea for a new vegetable.

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At 00:05:28,810, Character said: We don't really solicit ideas.

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At 00:05:30,975, Character said: It's a hollowed out cumber,
with french dressing already inside.

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At 00:05:34,346, Character said: - You want to know what I call it?
- No, I don't.

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At 00:05:36,688, Character said: Okay, there he is. And that's me.

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At 00:05:39,590, Character said: And this is where
she didn't listen to me.

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At 00:05:41,677, Character said: - What are you saying right there?
- I said, "nice bolt cutters."

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At 00:05:46,467, Character said: - "Nice bolt cutters."
- So what do you think?

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At 00:05:49,442, Character said: Well, I think it's clearly
a job for the bike squad.

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At 00:05:52,223, Character said: - I'll radio that in. It's a 487.
- I didn't know there was a bike squad.

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At 00:05:56,114, Character said: Yeah, we g***t helicopters. About 800
guys will fan out all around the city.

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At 00:06:01,404, Character said: Fine.
I'll just do it myself.

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At 00:06:05,647, Character said: I can't find it myself, mr. Monk.
I don't even know where to begin.

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At 00:06:08,763, Character said: Natalie, look at this thing.
We've g***t nature on the run.

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At 00:06:13,045, Character said: Finally.
Look at that.

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At 00:06:16,220, Character said: Look!

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At 00:06:18,184, Character said: It's the perfect sandwich!
Perfect! There's no overlap.

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At 00:06:22,390, Character said: There's no waste. Four 90 degree angles.

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At 00:06:26,249, Character said: This will virtually
eliminate indigestion.

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At 00:06:29,474, Character said: Are you going to help me, or not?

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At 00:06:34,097, Character said: - You can taste the symmetry!
- Please!

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At 00:06:37,410, Character said: I can't run around looking
for a stolen bicycle.

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At 00:06:41,355, Character said: I still have some pride left. Not much.

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At 00:06:45,184, Character said: But my dignity tank
isn't completely empty.

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At 00:06:48,017, Character said: Please, Mr. Monk.

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At 00:06:49,516, Character said: You are so brilliant. It wouldn't
take you more than a couple of hours.

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At 00:06:53,386, Character said: Look, I promised him.

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At 00:06:55,606, Character said: It can count as my birthday gift.

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At 00:06:58,367, Character said: I didn't plan on buying
you a birthday gift.

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At 00:07:04,966, Character said: All right. I'm cashing in my chips.

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At 00:07:07,696, Character said: - What chips?
- My karma chips.

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At 00:07:09,565, Character said: I've been collecting karma
chips every week, every day,

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At 00:07:12,498, Character said: every time I do
something stupid for you.

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At 00:07:15,612, Character said: It's your job.
You're paid. Semi-regularly.

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At 00:07:19,544, Character said: Yeah, I'm not talking about my job.
I'm talking about all the other stuff.

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At 00:07:22,692, Character said: I've been babysitting you
for five years. I've collected, like,

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At 00:07:26,392, Character said: a thousand chips.
And I'm cashing them all in. I'm all in.

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At 00:07:29,647, Character said: You have to help me find the bike.

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At 00:07:34,450, Character said: You'll love this.
You'll love it.

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At 00:07:38,572, Character said: - Yeah, what about him?
- No.

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At 00:07:40,877, Character said: See he's too tall....