Monk s07e11 Mr. Monk on Wheels.eng Subtitles

00:00:30,033 --> 00:00:32,What happened, are you okay?
What's wrong?

00:00:33,429 --> 00:00:34,I stepped on something.

00:00:35,087 --> 00:00:37,It crackled when I stepped on it.
Then it sort of smooshed.

00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:40,Then there was this tiny pop.
What is it?

00:00:41,173 --> 00:00:43,- What is it?
- You mean what was it?

00:00:43,265 --> 00:00:45,- Do something. Do something!
- All right.

00:00:45,398 --> 00:00:47,I'm taking off your shoe,
I'll wipe it off.

00:00:47,507 --> 00:00:50,- No, just throw it away.
- I'm not going to throw it away.

00:00:50,443 --> 00:00:51,Throw it.

00:00:52,725 --> 00:00:54,- Did you see that?
- See what?

00:00:54,509 --> 00:00:56,- God, are you okay?
- What are you doing, Natalie?

00:00:57,016 --> 00:01:00,- Well, he might need help.
- No, he's fine. I can see it from here.

00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:05,None of our business.
Okay, come back here. I command you.

00:01:05,290 --> 00:01:06,- Are you okay?
- What about me?

00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:09,- I must've hit a pothole.
- What about me?

00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:12,Are those yours?
Are those yours?

00:01:13,594 --> 00:01:15,That's my bolt cutters.
I just came from work.

00:01:15,882 --> 00:01:17,- They're nice.
- Here.

00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:22,Hate this chain. They always fall off.
Here, you just snap it back on.

00:01:23,430 --> 00:01:24,- Thanks a lot.
- There you go.

00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:27,- Glad I could help.
- I'm lucky you came along.

00:01:27,317 --> 00:01:28,Be careful of the potholes.

00:01:29,076 --> 00:01:31,Hey, somebody stop that guy!

00:01:32,257 --> 00:01:34,Don't let him go!
Lady, don't let him go!

00:01:38,001 --> 00:01:39,- What did you do?
- I...

00:01:40,165 --> 00:01:43,Hey, somebody stop that guy!
He stole my bike!

00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:52,I feel terrible about what happened.
I didn't know he was stealing the bike.

00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:54,Nobody g***t hurt, that's the main thing.

00:02:55,894 --> 00:02:58,- What is all this?
- It's a research lab.

00:02:58,506 --> 00:03:00,Agricultural engineering.

00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:04,Dean, Dean Berry founded
betavegatech five years ago.

00:03:04,281 --> 00:03:07,- So what exactly do you do?
- We're saving the world.

00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:10,Good for you. I was getting
a little worried about the world.

00:03:12,538 --> 00:03:14,Is that a square tomato?!

00:03:14,666 --> 00:03:17,Yes, it is.
It's a pet project of Dean's.

00:03:17,859 --> 00:03:21,The square shape means that farmers
can pack 35% more tomatoes per carton.

00:03:22,193 --> 00:03:25,- It's cheaper. More efficient.
- So that means

00:03:26,308 --> 00:03:29,every slice is exactly the same size?

00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:32,- How does it taste?
- Who cares? It's a square tomato!

00:03:33,901 --> 00:03:36,- You're doing the lord's work.
- Literally.

00:03:39,316 --> 00:03:40,Dean?

00:03:40,249 --> 00:03:43,Mr. Berry, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry about the bike.

00:03:44,494 --> 00:03:47,We're testing new corn seed.
Their genetically engineered

00:03:47,189 --> 00:03:49,- to sprout in 20 min.
- More or less.

00:03:49,276 --> 00:03:51,What you're seeing is going
to revolutionize

00:03:51,472 --> 00:03:54,- the agriculture industry as you know
- Congratulations on the square tomato.

00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:57,Do you want one?
You could take one home.

00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,- What's our time?
- 17:30.

00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:03,Germination complete.
That is our best time yet.

00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:07,And that, boys and girls,
is how you feed 4 billion people.

00:04:08,861 --> 00:04:11,We're in business. Call our investors.
Tell them to bring their checkbooks.

00:04:11,762 --> 00:04:14,I'll set it up for friday.
Dean, this is Adrian Monk.

00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:16,And, you remember Natalie Teeger?

00:04:16,749 --> 00:04:19,Yes, of course.
The woman who stole my bike.

00:04:19,597 --> 00:04:22,- No, I didn't steal your bike.
- No, you're right.

00:04:22,432 --> 00:04:26,Aided and abetted.
I believe that that is the term.

00:04:26,545 --> 00:04:29,I'm sorry, I have to lock these up.
Do you mind turning around?

00:04:29,282 --> 00:04:31,It's just that if somebody
else sees this combination,

00:04:31,697 --> 00:04:34,I have to memorize a new one. And
I don't want to waste the gray cells.

00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,Mr. Berry,
look, I want to buy you a new bike.

00:04:38,035 --> 00:04:41,So if you just tell me the make and
the model number, i'm happy to do that.

00:04:41,207 --> 00:04:44,That's very kind of you, ms. Teeger.
But that's not a bike that can be replaced.

00:04:44,391 --> 00:04:46,It was a gift from a non-profit
environmental group,

00:04:46,763 --> 00:04:50,in recognition of my work here.
Had my name engraved on it,

00:04:50,151 --> 00:04:53,custom seat, cool lock,
eco-friendly hemp basket...

00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,Okay. Then we'll track it down for you.

00:04:55,171 --> 00:04:58,I promise you. I give you my word
that I will find that bike.

00:04:58,394 --> 00:05:01,Mr. Monk here is probably
the best detective on the planet.

00:05:01,413 --> 00:05:02,- He is?
- Yes, sir.

00:05:02,706 --> 00:05:04,And I know lots of other detectives too.

00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,San Francisco Police Department.
What's going on? You all right?

00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,Yeah, we're fine.

00:05:08,748 --> 00:05:11,- You said it was an emergency.
- Somebody stole his bike.

00:05:12,244 --> 00:05:14,- And?
- Rode away.

00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,- And?
- Didn't come back.

00:05:20,646 --> 00:05:21,And?

00:05:22,707 --> 00:05:26,- Okay, we're all cued up.
- Hey, when you have a second...

00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,I have an idea for a new vegetable.

00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:30,We don't really solicit ideas.

00:05:30,975 --> 00:05:33,It's a hollowed out cumber,
with french dressing already inside.

00:05:34,346 --> 00:05:36,- You want to know what I call it?
- No, I don't.

00:05:36,688 --> 00:05:38,Okay, there he is. And that's me.

00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,And this is where
she didn't listen to me.

00:05:41,677 --> 00:05:45,- What are you saying right there?
- I said, "nice bolt cutters."

00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:48,- "Nice bolt cutters."
- So what do you think?

00:05:49,442 --> 00:05:51,Well, I think it's clearly
a job for the bike squad.

00:05:52,223 --> 00:05:55,- I'll radio that in. It's a 487.
- I didn't know there was a bike squad.

00:05:56,114 --> 00:06:00,Yeah, we g***t helicopters. About guys will fan out all around the city.

00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,Fine.
I'll just do it myself.

00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:08,I can't find it myself, mr. Monk.
I don't even know where to begin.

00:06:08,763 --> 00:06:12,Natalie, look at this thing.
We've g***t nature on the run.

00:06:13,045 --> 00:06:15,Finally.
Look at that.

00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:17,Look!

00:06:18,184 --> 00:06:22,It's the perfect sandwich!
Perfect! There's no overlap.

00:06:22,390 --> 00:06:25,There's no waste. Four 90 degree angles.

00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:28,This will virtually
eliminate indigestion.

00:06:29,474 --> 00:06:31,Are you going to help me, or not?

00:06:34,097 --> 00:06:36,- You can taste the symmetry!
- Please!

00:06:37,410 --> 00:06:40,I can't run around looking
for a stolen bicycle.

00:06:41,355 --> 00:06:44,I still have some pride left. Not much.

00:06:45,184 --> 00:06:47,But my dignity tank
isn't completely empty.

00:06:48,017 --> 00:06:49,Please, Mr. Monk.

00:06:49,516 --> 00:06:53,You are so brilliant. It wouldn't
take you more than a couple of hours.

00:06:53,386 --> 00:06:54,Look, I promised him.

00:06:55,606 --> 00:06:57,It can count as my birthday gift.

00:06:58,367 --> 00:07:00,I didn't plan on buying
you a birthday gift.

00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,All right. I'm cashing in my chips.

00:07:07,696 --> 00:07:09,- What chips?
- My karma chips.

00:07:09,565 --> 00:07:12,I've been collecting karma
chips every week, every day,

00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,every time I do
something stupid for you.

00:07:15,612 --> 00:07:19,It's your job.
You're paid. Semi-regularly.

00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:22,Yeah, I'm not talking about my job.
I'm talking about all the other stuff.

00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:26,I've been babysitting you
for five years. I've collected, like,

00:07:26,392 --> 00:07:29,a thousand chips.
And I'm cashing them all in. I'm all in.

00:07:29,647 --> 00:07:31,You have to help me find the bike.

00:07:34,450 --> 00:07:36,You'll love this.
You'll love it.

00:07:38,572 --> 00:07:40,- Yeah, what about him?
- No.

00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,See he's too tall....