South Park s26e02 The Worldwide Privacy Tour.eng Subtitles

00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:11,♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

00:00:11,928 --> 00:00:13,♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:15,♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

00:00:15,598 --> 00:00:18,♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:20,♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:28,♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:32,♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:40,♪

00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,Announcer: Today is a tragic day
for Canada.

00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:45,Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn

00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:48,the passing
of their beloved mother.

00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:52,The Queen is dead.

00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,The Queen is dead ♪

00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,Every Canadian everywhere

00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.

00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:02,Oh, God, she's dead ♪
[ Crying ]

00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,And now the casket
is brought down the aisle

00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,with the Queen inside.
♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪

00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.

00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:10,What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.

00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:14,Not the Queen ♪
Ike-- Ike, come on, dude, you can't keep doing this.

00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,She is dead ♪
She's dead. She's dead, Kyle.

00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.

00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:24,You gotta let it go.
And gone forever ♪

00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,Announcer: And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,

00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,Sir Smelly John.

00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:30,Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano

00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:32,with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.

00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪

00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:37,♪ Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ♪

00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,[ All crying ]

00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,[ Crying ]
Okay, it's 7:00.

00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,it's my turn
to use the computer. No!

00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.

00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:48,Get off!
F***k you, Kyle! [ Crying ]

00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,Announcer: Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.

00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife

00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,have just shown up.

00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:54,The Prince and his wife
have, of course,

00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:59,A lot of Canadians
hate them now.

00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax

00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!

00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.

00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,Oh, this is bad now.

00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.

00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:10,No, get off me!
Ike, God d***n it, get off!

00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:12,[ Indistinct conversations ]

00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:16,Hey, guys.

00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?

00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,Yeah,
we were all waiting. Look, I know you think

00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,I haven't been
showing up for things, but--

00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,but I g***t screwed
by my little brother.

00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:24,He just keeps crying
about the Queen.

00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,And then there's
this Prince and his wife

00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:28,I guess it's like people
don't even know

00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,why they showed up
to the funeral

00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.

00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.

00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,What? Y-You guys, we-- we said
we'd all level up together.

00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.

00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,We g***t some sweet drip, dude.

00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,Mrph rmhmhm rm!

00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.

00:02:45,039 --> 00:02:47,Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?

00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,Yeah, it's g***t
a lot better range now.

00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,What about you?
[ School bell rings ]

00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,I kept the same gun,
but I g***t some sweet drip.

00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:54,Nice, sweet drip, dude.
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,It stinks,
doesn't it?

00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,What stinks?

00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,When people make certain
judgements about you.

00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:05,I've been watching you, Kyle,

00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.

00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:09,My brand?

00:03:09,772 --> 00:03:13,[ Children laughing ]
You see, everyone has an image, Kyle.

00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:15,Some kids call it
your credibility

00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:16,or your reputation,

00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,but those things
are just little parts

00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,of something
much more important--

00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,your brand.

00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,Think about it, Kyle.

00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:25,Who are you?

00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,I'm just--
I-I'm just me.

00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,See? You don't know
what your brand is.

00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:32,So how is anyone else
supposed to know?

00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,It's like a commercial
for Kyle,

00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,but you're not putting
a label on the jar.

00:03:36,799 --> 00:03:38,Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.

00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,That's because
I've been workin' on my brand.

00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people

00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,so they sent me
to brand management.

00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:48,Brand management?

00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,Hi, Mr. Davis.

00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:09,Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?

00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,How's the brand going?
Great.

00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me

00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,to help her
with her homework.

00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:16,Well, there ya go there, Butters.

00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,

00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,and I told him
maybe you could help.

00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:21,Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,

00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,

00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:25,and then we'll go
in the back

00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:27,and come up
with some options for ya.

00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:30,[ Applause ]
Announcer: Live from the television studios in Toronto,

00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,it's "Good Morning, Canada."

00:04:32,271 --> 00:04:34,[ Farts ]

00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,It has been
several months now

00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:37,since our beloved Queen
has died.

00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:39,All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.

00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:42,All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,

00:04:42,281 --> 00:04:43,The Prince and his wife.

00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,[ Audience booing ]

00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:48,We want privacy!
We want privacy!

00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,Thanks for having us
on the show.

00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.

00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,So let me start with you, sir.

00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,You lived a life
with the royal family,

00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,you had everything
handed to you

00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,but you say your life
has been hard,

00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."

00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:05,Yes that's right, fwiend.

00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,You see,
my wife and I are--

00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,I was totally like,
"You should write a book

00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,

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