South Park s26e02 The Worldwide Privacy Tour.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:08,842, Character said: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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At 00:00:11,928, Character said: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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At 00:00:13,847, Character said: ♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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At 00:00:15,598, Character said: ♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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At 00:00:18,685, Character said: ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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At 00:00:20,186, Character said: ♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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At 00:00:22,105, Character said: ♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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At 00:00:25,233, Character said: ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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At 00:00:28,653, Character said: ♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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At 00:00:35,034, Character said: ♪

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At 00:00:40,123, Character said: Announcer: Today is a tragic day
for Canada.

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At 00:00:43,293, Character said: Thousands of Canadians
have gathered to mourn

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At 00:00:45,128, Character said: the passing
of their beloved mother.

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At 00:00:48,798, Character said: The Queen is dead.

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At 00:00:52,010, Character said: The Queen is dead ♪

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At 00:00:54,971, Character said: Every Canadian everywhere

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At 00:00:56,598, Character said: is feeling absolute emptiness
right now.

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At 00:00:58,183, Character said: Oh, God, she's dead ♪
[ Crying ]

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At 00:01:02,187, Character said: And now the casket
is brought down the aisle

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At 00:01:03,980, Character said: with the Queen inside.
♪ Oh, God, no, not her ♪

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At 00:01:05,940, Character said: The Queen's body being carried
by the royal guard.

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At 00:01:08,109, Character said: What a horrible day for Canada
and therefore the world.

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At 00:01:10,445, Character said: Not the Queen ♪
Ike-- Ike, come on, dude, you can't keep doing this.

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At 00:01:14,324, Character said: She is dead ♪
She's dead. She's dead, Kyle.

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At 00:01:17,660, Character said: Ike, the Queen died
like four months ago.

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At 00:01:20,163, Character said: You gotta let it go.
And gone forever ♪

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At 00:01:24,918, Character said: Announcer: And here comes
Canada's most beloved musician,

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At 00:01:26,920, Character said: Sir Smelly John.

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At 00:01:28,546, Character said: Yes, Smelly John
is sitting down at the piano

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At 00:01:30,089, Character said: with a tribute
for the Queen, I believe.

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At 00:01:32,133, Character said: ♪ Goodbye, queefy Queen ♪

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At 00:01:34,177, Character said: ♪ Seems as though you've
queefed your last queef ♪

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At 00:01:37,180, Character said: [ All crying ]

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At 00:01:38,890, Character said: [ Crying ]
Okay, it's 7:00.

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At 00:01:40,809, Character said: it's my turn
to use the computer. No!

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At 00:01:42,936, Character said: Ike, me and my friends are
playing "Darktide" right now.

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At 00:01:45,021, Character said: Get off!
F***k you, Kyle! [ Crying ]

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At 00:01:48,191, Character said: Announcer: Oh, and now people
are starting to stare angrily.

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At 00:01:50,193, Character said: Y-Yes, it looks like
the Prince and his new wife

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At 00:01:51,945, Character said: have just shown up.

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At 00:01:53,279, Character said: The Prince and his wife
have, of course,

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At 00:01:54,405, Character said: been bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

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At 00:01:56,074, Character said: A lot of Canadians
hate them now.

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At 00:01:59,035, Character said: Oh, and I belive
the Earl of Halifax

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At 00:02:00,370, Character said: has just farted
on the Prince's wife's face!

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At 00:02:02,080, Character said: The Prince seems to have
taken offense to this.

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At 00:02:03,957, Character said: Oh, this is bad now.

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At 00:02:05,458, Character said: Ike, I'm playing "Darktide"
with my friends.

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At 00:02:07,210, Character said: No, get off me!
Ike, God d***n it, get off!

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At 00:02:10,380, Character said: [ Indistinct conversations ]

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At 00:02:14,884, Character said: Hey, guys.

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At 00:02:16,135, Character said: Kyle, dude,
where were you last night?

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At 00:02:17,846, Character said: Yeah,
we were all waiting. Look, I know you think

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At 00:02:19,639, Character said: I haven't been
showing up for things, but--

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At 00:02:21,140, Character said: but I g***t screwed
by my little brother.

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At 00:02:22,892, Character said: He just keeps crying
about the Queen.

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At 00:02:24,435, Character said: And then there's
this Prince and his wife

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At 00:02:26,062, Character said: and they're bashing
the Canadian monarchy.

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At 00:02:27,647, Character said: I guess it's like people
don't even know

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At 00:02:28,940, Character said: why they showed up
to the funeral

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At 00:02:30,817, Character said: But, anyway, I'm really sorry
I ruined game time for everyone.

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At 00:02:32,986, Character said: You didn't ruin it for anyone.
We played without you.

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At 00:02:34,779, Character said: What? Y-You guys, we-- we said
we'd all level up together.

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At 00:02:38,074, Character said: Well, yeah, we're
all like level 12 now.

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At 00:02:39,909, Character said: We g***t some sweet drip, dude.

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At 00:02:41,161, Character said: Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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At 00:02:42,495, Character said: But this isn't fair,
it wasn't my fault.

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At 00:02:45,039, Character said: Hey, guys. Did you get
to upgrade your rifle, Stan?

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At 00:02:47,000, Character said: Yeah, it's g***t
a lot better range now.

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At 00:02:48,501, Character said: What about you?
[ School bell rings ]

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At 00:02:49,752, Character said: I kept the same gun,
but I g***t some sweet drip.

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At 00:02:51,296, Character said: Nice, sweet drip, dude.
Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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At 00:02:58,136, Character said: It stinks,
doesn't it?

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At 00:02:59,929, Character said: What stinks?

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At 00:03:01,514, Character said: When people make certain
judgements about you.

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At 00:03:03,349, Character said: I've been watching you, Kyle,

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At 00:03:05,226, Character said: and I can see you're having
some problems with your brand.

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At 00:03:08,062, Character said: My brand?

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At 00:03:09,772, Character said: [ Children laughing ]
You see, everyone has an image, Kyle.

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At 00:03:13,484, Character said: Some kids call it
your credibility

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At 00:03:15,361, Character said: or your reputation,

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At 00:03:16,905, Character said: but those things
are just little parts

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At 00:03:18,239, Character said: of something
much more important--

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At 00:03:19,866, Character said: your brand.

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At 00:03:21,200, Character said: Think about it, Kyle.

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At 00:03:23,077, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:03:25,955, Character said: I'm just--
I-I'm just me.

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At 00:03:28,458, Character said: See? You don't know
what your brand is.

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At 00:03:30,501, Character said: So how is anyone else
supposed to know?

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At 00:03:32,462, Character said: It's like a commercial
for Kyle,

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At 00:03:34,130, Character said: but you're not putting
a label on the jar.

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At 00:03:36,799, Character said: Butters, this seems
very out of character for you.

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At 00:03:38,927, Character said: That's because
I've been workin' on my brand.

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At 00:03:41,304, Character said: My parents saw that my brand
wasn't working with people

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At 00:03:43,348, Character said: so they sent me
to brand management.

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At 00:03:46,267, Character said: Brand management?

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At 00:04:05,370, Character said: Hi, Mr. Davis.

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At 00:04:06,955, Character said: Well, Butters Stotch.
How you doing there, Butters?

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At 00:04:09,415, Character said: How's the brand going?
Great.

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At 00:04:11,000, Character said: I made two new friends,
and a girl asked me

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At 00:04:12,794, Character said: to help her
with her homework.

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At 00:04:14,003, Character said: Well, there ya go there, Butters.

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At 00:04:16,089, Character said: My friend Kyle here was thinking
of reworking his brand a bit,

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At 00:04:18,341, Character said: and I told him
maybe you could help.

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At 00:04:20,009, Character said: Oh, well,
sure there, Kyle,

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At 00:04:21,636, Character said: let's just get you to fill out
a CumHammer survey,

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At 00:04:23,846, Character said: and then we'll go
in the back

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At 00:04:25,264, Character said: and come up
with some options for ya.

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At 00:04:27,684, Character said: [ Applause ]
Announcer: Live from the television studios in Toronto,

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At 00:04:30,520, Character said: it's "Good Morning, Canada."

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At 00:04:32,271, Character said: [ Farts ]

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At 00:04:34,232, Character said: It has been
several months now

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At 00:04:35,817, Character said: since our beloved Queen
has died.

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At 00:04:37,735, Character said: All Canadians are finding
it hard to go on.

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At 00:04:39,737, Character said: All Canadians, that is,
except for our first guests,

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At 00:04:42,281, Character said: The Prince and his wife.

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At 00:04:43,700, Character said: [ Audience booing ]

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At 00:04:45,493, Character said: We want privacy!
We want privacy!

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At 00:04:50,164, Character said: Thanks for having us
on the show.

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At 00:04:51,791, Character said: It's so awesome to be here.
It's great.

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At 00:04:54,836, Character said: So let me start with you, sir.

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At 00:04:56,421, Character said: You lived a life
with the royal family,

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At 00:04:57,672, Character said: you had everything
handed to you

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At 00:04:59,048, Character said: but you say your life
has been hard,

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At 00:05:00,842, Character said: and you've written all aboot
it in your new book, "Waaagh."

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At 00:05:03,553, Character said: Yes that's right, fwiend.

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At 00:05:05,263, Character said: You see,
my wife and I are--

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At 00:05:06,723, Character said: I was totally like,
"You should write a book

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At 00:05:07,849, Character said: 'cause you're family's,
like, stupid,

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