South.Park.S26E06.720p.HDTV.x264-SYNCOPY Subtitles

At 00:00:39,331, Character said: - Hey, Rick!

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At 00:00:41,633, Character said: - Oh. Hey, Herb.

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At 00:00:43,268, Character said: - So, you know what
this week is, right?

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At 00:00:46,404, Character said: - Um, is it Easter?

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At 00:00:48,406, Character said: - No, it's my spring break!

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At 00:00:50,976, Character said: No school for seven days!

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At 00:00:53,144, Character said: And guess what?
Go pack your things

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At 00:00:55,380, Character said: because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!

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At 00:00:58,583, Character said: - Really?

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At 00:00:59,884, Character said: - I just came
from the travel agent.

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At 00:01:01,720, Character said: We're gonna spend five nights

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At 00:01:03,188, Character said: in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

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At 00:01:07,492, Character said: - Oh.

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At 00:01:09,027, Character said: - Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?

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At 00:01:11,863, Character said: We all know what goes on
down there.

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At 00:01:14,165, Character said: I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.

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At 00:01:17,369, Character said: - Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.

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At 00:01:20,205, Character said: I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.

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At 00:01:23,208, Character said: - Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?

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At 00:01:26,144, Character said: - I don't wanna go into
one of those places.

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At 00:01:28,913, Character said: I don't think they even exist
anymore.

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At 00:01:30,548, Character said: Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?

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At 00:01:33,084, Character said: - You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?

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At 00:01:35,553, Character said: - Rick, I'm a little old
for that.

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At 00:01:36,988, Character said: It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.

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At 00:01:39,224, Character said: - Well...

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At 00:01:40,692, Character said: Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!

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At 00:01:42,460, Character said: We're gonna have the best time!

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At 00:01:43,928, Character said: I can't wait to spoil you.

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At 00:01:45,497, Character said: - I really do need a vacation.

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At 00:01:47,098, Character said: - Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!

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At 00:01:52,103, Character said: - All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?

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At 00:01:54,739, Character said: - Yeah, that should be
all of it.

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At 00:01:56,374, Character said: - Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.

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At 00:01:59,077, Character said: - I still feel bad,
us going on a trip

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At 00:02:01,012, Character said: while you and Stan stay home.

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At 00:02:02,781, Character said: - You guys have fun in Santa Fe.

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At 00:02:04,182, Character said: We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.

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At 00:02:06,451, Character said: Goodbye, Shelley!

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At 00:02:07,652, Character said: Have fun! I'll miss you!

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At 00:02:11,122, Character said: - There should be food enough
to last you the week.

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At 00:02:13,324, Character said: - Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.

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At 00:02:15,660, Character said: - Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!

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At 00:02:17,662, Character said: - Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!

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At 00:02:24,636, Character said: Aww, jeah!

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At 00:02:26,838, Character said: Bitches are gone!

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At 00:02:29,340, Character said: Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!

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At 00:02:32,243, Character said: This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.

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At 00:02:34,245, Character said: They're gonna be gone
the whole week!

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At 00:02:37,348, Character said: Bro, what are you doing?

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At 00:02:39,717, Character said: - I'm painting miniatures.

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At 00:02:41,486, Character said: - Painting min...

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At 00:02:43,054, Character said: Dude, do you not understand?

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At 00:02:44,756, Character said: Your mom and Shelley are gone.

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At 00:02:46,491, Character said: We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.

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At 00:02:49,627, Character said: - Whatever I want?

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At 00:02:50,728, Character said: - Yeah, dude!

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At 00:02:51,796, Character said: That's what this is all about.

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At 00:02:53,098, Character said: Let's do some spring break s***t!

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At 00:02:55,233, Character said: - Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come over

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At 00:02:56,601, Character said: to do "40k" all week?

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At 00:02:58,103, Character said: - Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."

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At 00:02:59,838, Character said: What is that?

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At 00:03:00,905, Character said: - You don't know
"Warhammer 40k"?

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At 00:03:02,407, Character said: - Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.

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At 00:03:04,742, Character said: I'm down.
Let's do it.

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At 00:03:06,111, Character said: - Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!

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At 00:03:07,745, Character said: You're old enough.

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At 00:03:08,913, Character said: - Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!

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At 00:03:19,724, Character said: - Oh, Rick.

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At 00:03:21,493, Character said: Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.

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At 00:03:24,429, Character said: - Yeah, it's really nice.

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At 00:03:25,964, Character said: I just don't know
if I deserve all this.

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At 00:03:27,966, Character said: - You do deserve it, Rick.

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At 00:03:29,767, Character said: You've made me really happy.

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At 00:03:31,870, Character said: Are you almost done?

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At 00:03:33,371, Character said: - Yeah, all done.
Here you go.

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At 00:03:36,407, Character said: - Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.

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At 00:03:40,979, Character said: Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.

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At 00:03:43,915, Character said: Can't wait to try
some Southern food.

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At 00:03:45,416, Character said: You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.

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At 00:03:48,019, Character said: - A lot of things are different
here in the South.

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At 00:03:49,954, Character said: Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.

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At 00:03:51,556, Character said: Yeah, all the stores

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At 00:03:53,057, Character said: and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.

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At 00:03:54,759, Character said: It's almost like
another culture.

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At 00:03:57,762, Character said: Herb?

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At 00:03:59,931, Character said: Herb?

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At 00:04:06,604, Character said: Oh, no.
- Geez.

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At 00:04:08,573, Character said: It's still here.

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At 00:04:14,345, Character said: - You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.

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At 00:04:16,447, Character said: - I don't wanna go in.
I just...

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At 00:04:18,650, Character said: can't believe some of these
places are still here.

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At 00:04:20,752, Character said: - Whoa! Look who's here!

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At 00:04:22,987, Character said: What are you doing in town?

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At 00:04:24,889, Character said: - Oh, I'm just on vacation.

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At 00:04:27,058, Character said: This is Rick.

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At 00:04:28,293, Character said: - Well, do you wanna come inside

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At 00:04:29,761, Character said: and rally a little bit?

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At 00:04:30,929, Character said: - Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.

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At 00:04:33,031, Character said: - You sure?
Everyone would love

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At 00:04:34,866, Character said: to rally with you again.

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At 00:04:36,067, Character said: - I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.

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At 00:04:38,102, Character said: I'm just here to relax.
Take care.

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At 00:04:40,071, Character said: - Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!

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At 00:04:42,207, Character said: America number one!

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At 00:04:43,741, Character said: - Number one, yep.

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At 00:04:45,910, Character said: Some people, huh? Geez.

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At 00:04:51,316, Character said: - Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor Squad

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At 00:04:54,052, Character said: attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.

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At 00:04:56,020, Character said: - Okay, that has
a toughness of 7

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At 00:04:57,722, Character said: and a -1 to your hit rolls.

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At 00:05:01,359, Character said: - Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.

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At 00:05:03,394, Character said: - Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.

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At 00:05:05,430, Character said: What in the actual

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At 00:05:07,198, Character said: are you guys doing?

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At 00:05:08,866, Character said: - We're playing "40k."

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At 00:05:10,301, Character said: - You guys have wasted
another day of spring break

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At 00:05:13,204, Character said: with this stupid s***t.

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At 00:05:16,040, Character said: - Do you guys know
what spring break is about?

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At 00:05:19,077, Character said: Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.

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At 00:05:22,046, Character said: Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?

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At 00:05:23,815, Character said: - I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?

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At 00:05:25,984, Character said: - I'm happy the bitches are gone

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At 00:05:27,352, Character said: so we can have bitches over!

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At 00:05:29,087, Character said: Spring break is dude time.

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At 00:05:31,456, Character said: But you know what,

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At 00:05:33,091, Character said: today's society
has ruined it all.

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At 00:05:36,761, Character said: They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.

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At 00:05:39,964, Character said: Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.

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At 00:05:45,670, Character said: No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,

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At 00:05:48,039, Character said: you shouldn't be ashamed
of your gender.

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At 00:05:50,475, Character said: - Okay, Dad. So I've g***t
an Imperium infantry unit

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At 00:05:53,244, Character said: within six inches of Celestine,

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At 00:05:54,312, Character said: so they have a +6 save.

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At 00:05:57,382, Character said: - My God.

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At 00:05:58,783, Character said: What are we going to do?

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At 00:06:08,993, Character said: - I'm going to sleep.

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At 00:06:10,928, Character said: I'm gonna go to sleep now.

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