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00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:41,- Hey, Rick!

00:00:41,633 --> 00:00:43,- Oh. Hey, Herb.

00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:46,- So, you know what
this week is, right?

00:00:46,404 --> 00:00:48,- Um, is it Easter?

00:00:48,406 --> 00:00:50,- No, it's my spring break!

00:00:50,976 --> 00:00:53,No school for seven days!

00:00:53,144 --> 00:00:55,And guess what?
Go pack your things

00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!

00:00:58,583 --> 00:00:59,- Really?

00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,- I just came
from the travel agent.

00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:03,We're gonna spend five nights

00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

00:01:07,492 --> 00:01:09,- Oh.

00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,- Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?

00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:14,We all know what goes on
down there.

00:01:14,165 --> 00:01:16,I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.

00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,- Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.

00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.

00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:26,- Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?

00:01:26,144 --> 00:01:28,- I don't wanna go into
one of those places.

00:01:28,913 --> 00:01:30,I don't think they even exist
anymore.

00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:33,Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?

00:01:33,084 --> 00:01:35,- You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?

00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:36,- Rick, I'm a little old
for that.

00:01:36,988 --> 00:01:39,It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.

00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:40,- Well...

00:01:40,692 --> 00:01:42,Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!

00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:43,We're gonna have the best time!

00:01:43,928 --> 00:01:45,I can't wait to spoil you.

00:01:45,497 --> 00:01:47,- I really do need a vacation.

00:01:47,098 --> 00:01:51,- Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!

00:01:52,103 --> 00:01:54,- All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?

00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,- Yeah, that should be
all of it.

00:01:56,374 --> 00:01:59,- Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.

00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:01,- I still feel bad,
us going on a trip

00:02:01,012 --> 00:02:02,while you and Stan stay home.

00:02:02,781 --> 00:02:04,- You guys have fun in Santa Fe.

00:02:04,182 --> 00:02:06,We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.

00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:07,Goodbye, Shelley!

00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:10,Have fun! I'll miss you!

00:02:11,122 --> 00:02:13,- There should be food enough
to last you the week.

00:02:13,324 --> 00:02:15,- Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.

00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,- Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!

00:02:17,662 --> 00:02:20,- Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!

00:02:24,636 --> 00:02:26,Aww, jeah!

00:02:26,838 --> 00:02:29,Bitches are gone!

00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:32,Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!

00:02:32,243 --> 00:02:34,This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.

00:02:34,245 --> 00:02:36,They're gonna be gone
the whole week!

00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:39,Bro, what are you doing?

00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:41,- I'm painting miniatures.

00:02:41,486 --> 00:02:43,- Painting min...

00:02:43,054 --> 00:02:44,Dude, do you not understand?

00:02:44,756 --> 00:02:46,Your mom and Shelley are gone.

00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:49,We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.

00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:50,- Whatever I want?

00:02:50,728 --> 00:02:51,- Yeah, dude!

00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:53,That's what this is all about.

00:02:53,098 --> 00:02:55,Let's do some spring break s***t!

00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:56,- Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come over

00:02:56,601 --> 00:02:58,to do "40k" all week?

00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,- Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."

00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:00,What is that?

00:03:00,905 --> 00:03:02,- You don't know
"Warhammer 40k"?

00:03:02,407 --> 00:03:04,- Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.

00:03:04,742 --> 00:03:06,I'm down.
Let's do it.

00:03:06,111 --> 00:03:07,- Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!

00:03:07,745 --> 00:03:08,You're old enough.

00:03:08,913 --> 00:03:11,- Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!

00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:21,- Oh, Rick.

00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:24,Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.

00:03:24,429 --> 00:03:25,- Yeah, it's really nice.

00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:27,I just don't know
if I deserve all this.

00:03:27,966 --> 00:03:29,- You do deserve it, Rick.

00:03:29,767 --> 00:03:31,You've made me really happy.

00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,Are you almost done?

00:03:33,371 --> 00:03:36,- Yeah, all done.
Here you go.

00:03:36,407 --> 00:03:39,- Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.

00:03:40,979 --> 00:03:43,Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.

00:03:43,915 --> 00:03:45,Can't wait to try
some Southern food.

00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:48,You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.

00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,- A lot of things are different
here in the South.

00:03:49,954 --> 00:03:51,Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.

00:03:51,556 --> 00:03:53,Yeah, all the stores

00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.

00:03:54,759 --> 00:03:56,It's almost like
another culture.

00:03:57,762 --> 00:03:58,Herb?

00:03:59,931 --> 00:04:01,Herb?

00:04:06,604 --> 00:04:08,Oh, no.
- Geez.

00:04:08,573 --> 00:04:10,It's still here.

00:04:14,345 --> 00:04:16,- You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.

00:04:16,447 --> 00:04:18,- I don't wanna go in.
I just...

00:04:18,650 --> 00:04:20,can't believe some of these
places are still here.

00:04:20,752 --> 00:04:22,- Whoa! Look who's here!

00:04:22,987 --> 00:04:24,What are you doing in town?

00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,- Oh, I'm just on vacation.

00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,This is Rick.

00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:29,- Well, do you wanna come inside

00:04:29,761 --> 00:04:30,and rally a little bit?

00:04:30,929 --> 00:04:33,- Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.

00:04:33,031 --> 00:04:34,- You sure?
Everyone would love

00:04:34,866 --> 00:04:36,to rally with you again.

00:04:36,067 --> 00:04:38,- I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.

00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:40,I'm just here to relax.
Take care.

00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:42,- Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!

00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:43,America number one!

00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:45,- Number one, yep.

00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,Some people, huh? Geez.

00:04:51,316 --> 00:04:54,- Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor Squad

00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:56,attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.

00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:57,- Okay, that has
a toughness of
00:04:57,722 --> 00:04:59,and a -1 to your hit rolls.

00:05:01,359 --> 00:05:03,- Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.

00:05:03,394 --> 00:05:05,- Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.

00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,What in the actual

00:05:07,198 --> 00:05:08,are you guys doing?

00:05:08,866 --> 00:05:10,- We're playing "40k."

00:05:10,301 --> 00:05:13,- You guys have wasted
another day of spring break

00:05:13,204 --> 00:05:16,with this stupid s***t.

00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,- Do you guys know
what spring break is about?

00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:22,Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.

00:05:22,046 --> 00:05:23,Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?

00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:25,- I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?

00:05:25,984 --> 00:05:27,- I'm happy the bitches are gone

00:05:27,352 --> 00:05:29,so we can have bitches over!

00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:31,Spring break is dude time.

00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,But you know what,

00:05:33,091 --> 00:05:35,today's society
has ruined it all.

00:05:36,761 --> 00:05:39,They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.

00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:44,Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.

00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:48,No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,

00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:50,you shouldn't be ashamed
of your gender.

00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,- Okay, Dad. So I've g***t
an Imperium infantry unit

00:05:53,244 --> 00:05:54,within six inches of Celestine,

00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,so they have a +6 save.

00:05:57,382 --> 00:05:58,- My God.

00:05:58,783 --> 00:06:01,What are we going to do?

00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:10,- I'm going to sleep.

00:06:10,928 --> 00:06:12,I'm gonna go to sleep now.

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