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00:00:41,133 --> 00:00:44,You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
00:00:46,037 --> 00:00:48,Clyde just sent me another text.
00:00:48,374 --> 00:00:49,Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,Oh, what's this one say?
00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,and he texted back,
00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,"It certainly seems
like all the time."
00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:59,It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:00,Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
00:01:00,618 --> 00:01:03,Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know
00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,you're in love with me?"
And he said,
00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,makes me feel like I'm home
00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,and I can't imagine life
without you."
00:01:14,165 --> 00:01:15,- Aw!
- That's so sweet!
00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,Clyde wrote that?
00:01:17,201 --> 00:01:18,OMG, Clyde.
00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,Do you really care
about me that much?
00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
00:01:23,207 --> 00:01:24,No. Every time I send
00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:27,Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:30,Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.
00:01:30,349 --> 00:01:31,Oh, he's texting back!
00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
00:01:34,019 --> 00:01:36,You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."
00:01:36,354 --> 00:01:37,Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:39,He sure is in love
with you, Bebe!
00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:42,He's a Goddamn dream boat!
00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:59,Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?
00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:02,I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,Sure, bro. Well, um,
00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt
00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:28,Uh-huh.
00:02:28,574 --> 00:02:30,And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,So, like... how do you do it?
00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:37,ChatGPT, dude.
00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe
00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.
00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,People use em to write poems,
write job applications,
00:02:47,425 --> 00:02:48,but what they're really good for
00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:49,is dealing with chicks.
00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,Here. Check it out.
00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:53,There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,Bebe texted me, I copy it,
00:02:57,134 --> 00:02:58,then I open the GPT app,
00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:01,Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,It just thinks for a second.
00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:05,"You would look great
with any length of hair!
00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,Trying a new look could be fun."
00:03:06,578 --> 00:03:09,Copy that into messages
and send it off.
00:03:09,348 --> 00:03:11,It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,because she texts me
so Goddamn much.
00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,Jesus Christ!
00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:19,Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,Send. There.
00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,All done with her stupid s***t.
00:03:27,331 --> 00:03:28,This is a real app?
00:03:28,699 --> 00:03:30,It'll completely
change your life, bro.
00:03:30,936 --> 00:03:33,Just, uh...
Just don't tell anybody, huh?
00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:35,If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:18,Keeps me awake thinking back
00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:28,Every letter makes me
lose my reason
00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:31,Every word is like
your kindest touch
00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,How much I need you
00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,Hello?
00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:26,Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:27,Didn't get what?
00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:29,You asked me if I wanted
00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:31,a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.
00:05:31,589 --> 00:05:33,I said a bedtime story!
00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:34,Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
00:05:34,492 --> 00:05:35,I'll send it to you right now.
00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,Okay, bye!
00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,Okay, children
let's take our seats.
00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,I've graded your midterm essays,
00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:03,and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.
00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.
00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,There was a really great essay
from Clyde
00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:10,on the "1840s Labor Unions
00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."
00:06:12,863 --> 00:06:14,Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:15,Great work, Clyde.
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,Thank you. Thank you.
00:06:18,704 --> 00:06:21,Uh-huh. What?
00:06:21,105 --> 00:06:23,Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,and the Changing Provision
of Security."
00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,Check plus, Butters!
00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:33,Oh, uh... thanks.
00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,We also have another student
00:06:35,987 --> 00:06:38,who wrote a shockingly
good paper.
00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:41,This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective"
00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:44,of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
00:06:44,829 --> 00:06:47,Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:53,And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy
00:06:55,906 --> 00:06:58,About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."
00:06:58,677 --> 00:07:00,Let's hear it for Stan!
00:07:09,353 --> 00:07:11,All right, what the hell
is going on?!
00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,You tell me what's going on!
00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:16,Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!
00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:20,Yes, we are all using it,
00:07:20,197 --> 00:07:22,and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,because then everyone
will start using it
00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:26,So who blabbed to Stan?
00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
00:07:29,206 --> 00:07:30,God d***n it, Clyde!
00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:34,You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:36,You're gonna ruin everything!
00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:38,This can't be open source,
you guys!
00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:39,If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,then we lose
our unfair advantage.
00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:10,Oh, God... d***n it.
00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:30,then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT
00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:34,and thought to use it
for essays?
00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:35,Butters. Right.
00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,But then Butters
told me about it,
00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,and I told him
not to tell anyone else!
00:08:38,475 --> 00:08:40,Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
00:08:40,745 --> 00:08:42,That's right.
I was a little excited.
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
00:08:44,850...
Oh, my gosh!
00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:46,- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
00:00:46,037 --> 00:00:48,Clyde just sent me another text.
00:00:48,374 --> 00:00:49,Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,Oh, what's this one say?
00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:54,and he texted back,
00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,"It certainly seems
like all the time."
00:00:56,548 --> 00:00:59,It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:00,Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
00:01:00,618 --> 00:01:03,Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know
00:01:06,692 --> 00:01:08,you're in love with me?"
And he said,
00:01:08,694 --> 00:01:10,"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,makes me feel like I'm home
00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:14,and I can't imagine life
without you."
00:01:14,165 --> 00:01:15,- Aw!
- That's so sweet!
00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,Clyde wrote that?
00:01:17,201 --> 00:01:18,OMG, Clyde.
00:01:18,670 --> 00:01:20,Do you really care
about me that much?
00:01:20,706 --> 00:01:23,Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
00:01:23,207 --> 00:01:24,No. Every time I send
00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:27,Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
00:01:27,813 --> 00:01:30,Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.
00:01:30,349 --> 00:01:31,Oh, he's texting back!
00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
00:01:34,019 --> 00:01:36,You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."
00:01:36,354 --> 00:01:37,Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
00:01:38,022 --> 00:01:39,He sure is in love
with you, Bebe!
00:01:39,825 --> 00:01:42,He's a Goddamn dream boat!
00:01:56,775 --> 00:01:59,Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?
00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:02,I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
00:02:18,864 --> 00:02:20,Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
00:02:20,532 --> 00:02:22,Sure, bro. Well, um,
00:02:22,867 --> 00:02:24,Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt
00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
00:02:26,805 --> 00:02:28,Uh-huh.
00:02:28,574 --> 00:02:30,And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:35,So, like... how do you do it?
00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:37,ChatGPT, dude.
00:02:37,716 --> 00:02:40,ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe
00:02:42,420 --> 00:02:44,to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.
00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,People use em to write poems,
write job applications,
00:02:47,425 --> 00:02:48,but what they're really good for
00:02:48,727 --> 00:02:49,is dealing with chicks.
00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:51,Here. Check it out.
00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:53,There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,Bebe texted me, I copy it,
00:02:57,134 --> 00:02:58,then I open the GPT app,
00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:01,Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,It just thinks for a second.
00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:05,"You would look great
with any length of hair!
00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:06,Trying a new look could be fun."
00:03:06,578 --> 00:03:09,Copy that into messages
and send it off.
00:03:09,348 --> 00:03:11,It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:13,because she texts me
so Goddamn much.
00:03:13,352 --> 00:03:15,Jesus Christ!
00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:17,"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
00:03:17,756 --> 00:03:19,Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,Send. There.
00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:27,All done with her stupid s***t.
00:03:27,331 --> 00:03:28,This is a real app?
00:03:28,699 --> 00:03:30,It'll completely
change your life, bro.
00:03:30,936 --> 00:03:33,Just, uh...
Just don't tell anybody, huh?
00:03:33,337 --> 00:03:35,If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
00:04:15,747 --> 00:04:18,Keeps me awake thinking back
00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:28,Every letter makes me
lose my reason
00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:31,Every word is like
your kindest touch
00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:35,How much I need you
00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,Hello?
00:05:24,249 --> 00:05:26,Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:27,Didn't get what?
00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:29,You asked me if I wanted
00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:31,a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.
00:05:31,589 --> 00:05:33,I said a bedtime story!
00:05:33,225 --> 00:05:34,Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
00:05:34,492 --> 00:05:35,I'll send it to you right now.
00:05:35,961 --> 00:05:37,Okay, bye!
00:05:56,180 --> 00:05:58,Okay, children
let's take our seats.
00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,I've graded your midterm essays,
00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:03,and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.
00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.
00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,There was a really great essay
from Clyde
00:06:08,593 --> 00:06:10,on the "1840s Labor Unions
00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."
00:06:12,863 --> 00:06:14,Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
00:06:14,699 --> 00:06:15,Great work, Clyde.
00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,Thank you. Thank you.
00:06:18,704 --> 00:06:21,Uh-huh. What?
00:06:21,105 --> 00:06:23,Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,and the Changing Provision
of Security."
00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,Check plus, Butters!
00:06:31,149 --> 00:06:33,Oh, uh... thanks.
00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,We also have another student
00:06:35,987 --> 00:06:38,who wrote a shockingly
good paper.
00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:41,This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective"
00:06:41,058 --> 00:06:44,of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
00:06:44,829 --> 00:06:47,Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:53,And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
00:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy
00:06:55,906 --> 00:06:58,About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."
00:06:58,677 --> 00:07:00,Let's hear it for Stan!
00:07:09,353 --> 00:07:11,All right, what the hell
is going on?!
00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,You tell me what's going on!
00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:16,Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!
00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
00:07:18,697 --> 00:07:20,Yes, we are all using it,
00:07:20,197 --> 00:07:22,and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,because then everyone
will start using it
00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
00:07:25,036 --> 00:07:26,So who blabbed to Stan?
00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
00:07:29,206 --> 00:07:30,God d***n it, Clyde!
00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:34,You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
00:07:34,278 --> 00:07:36,You're gonna ruin everything!
00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:38,This can't be open source,
you guys!
00:07:38,048 --> 00:07:39,If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,then we lose
our unfair advantage.
00:08:07,978 --> 00:08:10,Oh, God... d***n it.
00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:28,If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
00:08:28,065 --> 00:08:30,then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
00:08:30,735 --> 00:08:32,Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT
00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:34,and thought to use it
for essays?
00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:35,Butters. Right.
00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,But then Butters
told me about it,
00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:38,and I told him
not to tell anyone else!
00:08:38,475 --> 00:08:40,Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
00:08:40,745 --> 00:08:42,That's right.
I was a little excited.
00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
00:08:44,850...
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