South.Park.S26E04.Deep.Learning.1080p.CC.WEB DL.AAC2.0.H.264-PMP Subtitles

At 00:00:41,133, Character said: You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!

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At 00:00:44,103, Character said: - What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?

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At 00:00:46,037, Character said: Clyde just sent me another text.

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At 00:00:48,374, Character said: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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At 00:00:49,674, Character said: Oh, what's this one say?

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At 00:00:51,310, Character said: I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,

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At 00:00:53,344, Character said: and he texted back,

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At 00:00:54,847, Character said: "It certainly seems
like all the time."

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At 00:00:56,548, Character said: It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.

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At 00:00:59,183, Character said: Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!

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At 00:01:00,618, Character said: Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?

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At 00:01:03,188, Character said: - Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.

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At 00:01:04,856, Character said: Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know

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At 00:01:06,692, Character said: you're in love with me?"
And he said,

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At 00:01:08,694, Character said: "I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you

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At 00:01:10,862, Character said: makes me feel like I'm home

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At 00:01:12,230, Character said: and I can't imagine life
without you."

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At 00:01:14,165, Character said: - Aw!
- That's so sweet!

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At 00:01:15,900, Character said: Clyde wrote that?

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At 00:01:17,201, Character said: OMG, Clyde.

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At 00:01:18,670, Character said: Do you really care
about me that much?

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At 00:01:20,706, Character said: Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?

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At 00:01:23,207, Character said: No. Every time I send

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At 00:01:24,909, Character said: Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.

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At 00:01:27,813, Character said: Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.

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At 00:01:30,349, Character said: Oh, he's texting back!

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At 00:01:31,716, Character said: "Yes, I do care
about you that much.

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At 00:01:34,019, Character said: You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."

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At 00:01:36,354, Character said: Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!

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At 00:01:38,022, Character said: He sure is in love
with you, Bebe!

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At 00:01:39,825, Character said: He's a Goddamn dream boat!

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At 00:01:56,775, Character said: Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?

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At 00:01:59,378, Character said: I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.

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At 00:02:18,864, Character said: Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?

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At 00:02:20,532, Character said: Sure, bro. Well, um,

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At 00:02:22,867, Character said: Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt

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At 00:02:24,603, Character said: 'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.

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At 00:02:26,805, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:02:28,574, Character said: And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts

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At 00:02:30,943, Character said: the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.

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At 00:02:32,610, Character said: So, like... how do you do it?

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At 00:02:35,112, Character said: ChatGPT, dude.

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At 00:02:37,716, Character said: ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,

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At 00:02:40,451, Character said: there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe

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At 00:02:42,420, Character said: to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.

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At 00:02:44,956, Character said: People use em to write poems,
write job applications,

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At 00:02:47,425, Character said: but what they're really good for

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At 00:02:48,727, Character said: is dealing with chicks.

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At 00:02:49,995, Character said: Here. Check it out.

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At 00:02:51,462, Character said: There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.

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At 00:02:53,632, Character said: So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing

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At 00:02:55,400, Character said: Bebe texted me, I copy it,

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At 00:02:57,134, Character said: then I open the GPT app,

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At 00:02:59,003, Character said: Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."

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At 00:03:01,973, Character said: It just thinks for a second.

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At 00:03:03,675, Character said: "You would look great
with any length of hair!

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At 00:03:05,143, Character said: Trying a new look could be fun."

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At 00:03:06,578, Character said: Copy that into messages
and send it off.

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At 00:03:09,348, Character said: It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time

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At 00:03:11,616, Character said: because she texts me
so Goddamn much.

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At 00:03:13,352, Character said: Jesus Christ!

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At 00:03:15,586, Character said: "I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."

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At 00:03:17,756, Character said: Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.

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At 00:03:19,991, Character said: Send. There.

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At 00:03:25,329, Character said: All done with her stupid s***t.

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At 00:03:27,331, Character said: This is a real app?

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At 00:03:28,699, Character said: It'll completely
change your life, bro.

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At 00:03:30,936, Character said: Just, uh...
Just don't tell anybody, huh?

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At 00:03:33,337, Character said: If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.

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At 00:04:15,747, Character said: Keeps me awake thinking back

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At 00:04:23,889, Character said: Every letter makes me
lose my reason

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At 00:04:28,026, Character said: Every word is like
your kindest touch

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At 00:04:33,899, Character said: How much I need you

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At 00:05:22,781, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:05:24,249, Character said: Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.

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At 00:05:26,418, Character said: Didn't get what?

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At 00:05:27,886, Character said: You asked me if I wanted

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At 00:05:29,487, Character said: a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.

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At 00:05:31,589, Character said: I said a bedtime story!

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At 00:05:33,225, Character said: Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.

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At 00:05:34,492, Character said: I'll send it to you right now.

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At 00:05:35,961, Character said: Okay, bye!

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At 00:05:56,180, Character said: Okay, children
let's take our seats.

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At 00:05:58,617, Character said: I've graded your midterm essays,

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At 00:06:00,317, Character said: and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.

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At 00:06:03,321, Character said: However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.

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At 00:06:06,757, Character said: There was a really great essay
from Clyde

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At 00:06:08,593, Character said: on the "1840s Labor Unions

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At 00:06:10,661, Character said: and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."

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At 00:06:12,863, Character said: Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!

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At 00:06:14,699, Character said: Great work, Clyde.

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At 00:06:16,000, Character said: Thank you. Thank you.

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At 00:06:18,704, Character said: Uh-huh. What?

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At 00:06:21,105, Character said: Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,

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At 00:06:23,841, Character said: wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland

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At 00:06:27,012, Character said: and the Changing Provision
of Security."

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At 00:06:29,514, Character said: Check plus, Butters!

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At 00:06:31,149, Character said: Oh, uh... thanks.

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At 00:06:33,218, Character said: We also have another student

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At 00:06:35,987, Character said: who wrote a shockingly
good paper.

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At 00:06:38,122, Character said: This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective"

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At 00:06:41,058, Character said: of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!

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At 00:06:44,829, Character said: Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.

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At 00:06:49,300, Character said: And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.

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At 00:06:53,137, Character said: For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy

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At 00:06:55,906, Character said: About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."

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At 00:06:58,677, Character said: Let's hear it for Stan!

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At 00:07:09,353, Character said: All right, what the hell
is going on?!

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At 00:07:11,223, Character said: You tell me what's going on!

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At 00:07:12,891, Character said: Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!

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At 00:07:16,862, Character said: You guys are using it
to write essays, too!

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At 00:07:18,697, Character said: Yes, we are all using it,

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At 00:07:20,197, Character said: and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else

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At 00:07:22,167, Character said: because then everyone
will start using it

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At 00:07:23,601, Character said: and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!

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At 00:07:25,036, Character said: So who blabbed to Stan?

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At 00:07:26,904, Character said: I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.

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At 00:07:29,206, Character said: God d***n it, Clyde!

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At 00:07:30,875, Character said: You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!

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At 00:07:34,278, Character said: You're gonna ruin everything!

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At 00:07:36,180, Character said: This can't be open source,
you guys!

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At 00:07:38,048, Character said: If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,

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At 00:07:39,850, Character said: then we lose
our unfair advantage.

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At 00:08:07,978, Character said: Oh, God... d***n it.

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At 00:08:25,963, Character said: If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,

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At 00:08:28,065, Character said: then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!

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At 00:08:30,735, Character said: Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT

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At 00:08:32,636, Character said: and thought to use it
for essays?

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At 00:08:34,105, Character said: Butters. Right.

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At 00:08:35,407, Character said: But then Butters
told me about it,

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At 00:08:36,807, Character said: and I told him
not to tell anyone else!

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At 00:08:38,475, Character said: Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.

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At 00:08:40,745, Character said: That's right.
I was a little excited.

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At 00:08:42,647, Character said: You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!

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