South.Park.S26E05.720p.HDTV.x264-SYNCOPY Subtitles

At 00:00:10,275, Character said: - I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time.

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At 00:00:14,214, Character said: - Friendly faces
everywhere, humble folks

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At 00:00:16,582, Character said: without temptation.

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At 00:00:17,951, Character said: - Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.

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At 00:00:20,920, Character said: - Ample parking day
or night, people

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At 00:00:22,821, Character said: spouting, "howdy neighbor."

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At 00:00:24,390, Character said: - Goin' on down to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.

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At 00:00:30,730, Character said: - Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.

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At 00:00:38,597, Character said: - Fellas!

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At 00:00:39,765, Character said: Hey, fellas, you're not
going to believe it.

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At 00:00:41,399, Character said: - Butters, what the
hell are you wearing?

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At 00:00:43,000, Character said: - I g***t a job over at
the ice cream shop.

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At 00:00:44,802, Character said: And guess what?

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At 00:00:45,804, Character said: I g***t my very first paycheck.

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At 00:00:48,774, Character said: - That's not fair.

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At 00:00:49,774, Character said: I want a paycheck.

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At 00:00:50,808, Character said: - My dad told me if I g***t a job,

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At 00:00:52,310, Character said: we could put my paychecks
in my very own bank account.

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At 00:00:54,780, Character said: - I want a bank account.

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At 00:00:56,215, Character said: - I didn't know
kids could get jobs.

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At 00:00:57,548, Character said: - Yeah.

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At 00:00:58,884, Character said: Well, I guess these days,
it's real hard for businesses

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At 00:01:00,418, Character said: to find people to
work so they'll

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At 00:01:02,020, Character said: take whatever they can get.

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At 00:01:03,188, Character said: - I want to take
whatever I can get.

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At 00:01:05,057, Character said: - It's what they call the Great
Resignation labor shortage.

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At 00:01:07,825, Character said: So now if you have your
parent's permission,

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At 00:01:09,394, Character said: there's some jobs
they'll even let kids do.

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At 00:01:10,995, Character said: - That is messed up.

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At 00:01:12,230, Character said: Why does he get to have a job?

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At 00:01:13,599, Character said: I want a job.

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At 00:01:14,766, Character said: - You wouldn't last four
hours on a job, fat a***s.

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At 00:01:16,734, Character said: - Excuse me?

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At 00:01:17,704, Character said: That's easy for you to say.

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At 00:01:19,204, Character said: You don't need a job because
you live in a nice house.

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At 00:01:20,739, Character said: I have to live in a
shithole like Kenny does.

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At 00:01:22,740, Character said: It's not fair that some
people in our country

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At 00:01:24,575, Character said: are given the opportunity
for employment

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At 00:01:26,111, Character said: while others aren't.

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At 00:01:30,081, Character said: I'm going to tell my mom.

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At 00:01:34,953, Character said: Mom, mom!

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At 00:01:36,155, Character said: I need your permission
to get a job.

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At 00:01:37,890, Character said: - Oh, you're too young
to have a job, sweetie.

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At 00:01:40,859, Character said: - Butters g***t a job.

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At 00:01:43,996, Character said: - Mom, look at this
shithole we live in.

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At 00:01:45,597, Character said: Somebody has to get
a job because you

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At 00:01:46,998, Character said: just sit on your a***s all day.

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At 00:01:48,567, Character said: - I had a job, Eric, but
you g***t me fired because you

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At 00:01:51,804, Character said: wanted me taking care of you.

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At 00:01:53,271, Character said: And that's why we had
to sell our house.

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At 00:01:55,441, Character said: - Yes, right, because
I'm the man of the house.

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At 00:01:58,242, Character said: You're supposed
to take care of me

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At 00:01:59,411, Character said: and I'm supposed
to go get a job.

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At 00:02:00,978, Character said: You really expect
us to live like this

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At 00:02:02,313, Character said: the rest of our lives?

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At 00:02:03,849, Character said: This is not a proper
place to raise a child!

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At 00:02:06,451, Character said: You have to let me
go find a job, Mom.

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At 00:02:08,387, Character said: - Eric, the truth is,
I don't think you'd

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At 00:02:10,254, Character said: last four hours at a job.

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At 00:02:12,024, Character said: - Oh, now you sound like Kyle.

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At 00:02:13,925, Character said: Do you run Hollywood with him?

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At 00:02:15,060, Character said: Are you a Jew too, Mom?

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At 00:02:16,762, Character said: - All right, Eric, fine.

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At 00:02:18,329, Character said: You want to go get a job and
have a little dose of reality?

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At 00:02:20,466, Character said: Maybe it'll be good for you.

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At 00:02:22,634, Character said: - Thanks, Mom.

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At 00:02:23,968, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:02:26,371, Character said: Loo, loo, loo,
I'm serving in ice cream.

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At 00:02:28,473, Character said: Loo, loo, loo,
you'll eat it too.

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At 00:02:30,375, Character said: Loo, loo, loo, I'm
serving ice cream.

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At 00:02:32,978, Character said: OK, and the pistachio
maple cream.

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At 00:02:34,646, Character said: Let me know if you need
extra napkins for your table

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At 00:02:36,914, Character said: and have a creamy day.

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At 00:02:40,885, Character said: Oh. Hey, Eric.

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At 00:02:42,120, Character said: - Hey, Butters.

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At 00:02:43,121, Character said: I'm here for my job.

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At 00:02:44,590, Character said: - What are you talking about?

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At 00:02:45,557, Character said: My mom gave me permission.

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At 00:02:46,758, Character said: I can start work now.

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At 00:02:47,793, Character said: What do I do?

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At 00:02:49,127, Character said: - Well, but Eric,
this is my job.

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At 00:02:50,929, Character said: - Yeah, I want your job, sitting

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At 00:02:52,163, Character said: around eating ice cream.
Sounds fun.

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At 00:02:53,899, Character said: - Eric, there's a lot more to it

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At 00:02:55,099, Character said: than that and I already
do this job so...

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At 00:02:56,401, Character said: - Everything all right, Butters?

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At 00:02:57,936, Character said: - Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.

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At 00:02:59,170, Character said: I was just...
- Hello, sir.

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At 00:03:00,305, Character said: I'm a dear friend of Butters.

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At 00:03:01,573, Character said: He told me all about
this place and said

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At 00:03:02,974, Character said: I should get permission
from my mom to work here.

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At 00:03:04,877, Character said: - Oh.

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At 00:03:06,144, Character said: Well, uh, I do need
all the help I can get.

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At 00:03:08,045, Character said: Butters, can you vouch for him?

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At 00:03:09,381, Character said: Is he trustworthy and reliable?

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At 00:03:11,849, Character said: - Uh, oh, um, OK.

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At 00:03:18,257, Character said: - All right.

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At 00:03:19,490, Character said: Well, let's find him
a uniform and you

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At 00:03:20,959, Character said: can start training him.

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At 00:03:22,260, Character said: - Hey, man, I g***t a job.

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At 00:03:29,033, Character said: - All right, Eric.

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At 00:03:30,201, Character said: So there's three
types of ice cream.

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At 00:03:31,336, Character said: Waffle cone, sugar
cone, and cups.

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At 00:03:33,305, Character said: - Uh-huh, and when do
we get to have breaks?

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At 00:03:34,906, Character said: - Well, you get a 10 minute
break every two hours

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At 00:03:37,742, Character said: but only after you check
all the freezers, which

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At 00:03:39,777, Character said: are right over there, and need
to always be set to 0 degrees.

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At 00:03:42,514, Character said: - OK, and how much longer
do we have to be here?

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At 00:03:44,316, Character said: - Eric, please, I don't
want to lose this jo...

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At 00:03:45,984, Character said: Oh. Hello, sir.

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At 00:03:47,085, Character said: Hope you're having a creamy day.

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At 00:03:48,319, Character said: What can I get for you?

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At 00:03:49,754, Character said: - Can I have a single scoop
of coconut almond fudge?

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At 00:03:52,557, Character said: - OK.

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At 00:03:53,824, Character said: Eric, can you scoop out
some coconut almond fudge?

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At 00:03:56,562, Character said: - Why?

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At 00:03:57,430, Character said: - Because it's your job, Eric.

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At 00:03:58,997, Character said: - Whoa, Butters.

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At 00:04:00,399, Character said: Let's not make this a
toxic work environment, OK?

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At 00:04:03,936, Character said: - One second, sir.

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At 00:04:04,937, Character said: I'll get that scoop.

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At 00:04:11,209, Character said: - Yeah, I g***t a job
in an ice cream shop.

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At 00:04:13,078, Character said: Yeah, it's dumb as
hell but I'm going

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At 00:04:14,346, Character said: to start getting paychecks.

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At 00:04:16,415, Character said: - Butter... Butters,
what is this about?

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At 00:04:18,716, Character said: - Oh, sorry, sir.

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At 00:04:19,651, Character said: Eric?
- Yeah, I know.

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At 00:04:21,218, Character said: She's pretty hot but
she's g***t droopy b***s.

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At 00:04:23,021, Character said: - Eric!

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At 00:04:24,288, Character said: Eric, you can't just
sit there at a table.

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At 00:04:25,456, Character said: - Yeah, I can. It's Monday.

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At 00:04:26,891, Character said: - So?

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At 00:04:28,060, Character said: - So haven't you heard
of bare minimum Mondays?

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At 00:04:29,694, Character said: It's a thing that young
people have created because we

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At 00:04:31,163, Character said: care about our mental health.

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At 00:04:32,497, Character said: - I don't care if it's
bare minimum Mondays.

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At 00:04:33,798, Character said: Eric, you need to...

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At 00:04:35,000, Character said: - Oh, break time.

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At 00:04:36,000, Character said: I'll be...