South.Park.S26E05.720p.HDTV.x264-SYNCOPY Subtitles
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00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:14,- I'm goin' down to South
Park, gonna have myself a time.
00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,- Friendly faces
everywhere, humble folks
00:00:16,582 --> 00:00:17,without temptation.
00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,- Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,- Ample parking day
or night, people
00:00:22,821 --> 00:00:24,spouting, "howdy neighbor."
00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:27,- Goin' on down to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,- Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,- Fellas!
00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,Hey, fellas, you're not
going to believe it.
00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:42,- Butters, what the
hell are you wearing?
00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,- I g***t a job over at
the ice cream shop.
00:00:44,802 --> 00:00:45,And guess what?
00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:48,I g***t my very first paycheck.
00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:49,- That's not fair.
00:00:49,774 --> 00:00:50,I want a paycheck.
00:00:50,808 --> 00:00:52,- My dad told me if I g***t a job,
00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,we could put my paychecks
in my very own bank account.
00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,- I want a bank account.
00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,- I didn't know
kids could get jobs.
00:00:57,548 --> 00:00:58,- Yeah.
00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,Well, I guess these days,
it's real hard for businesses
00:01:00,418 --> 00:01:01,to find people to
work so they'll
00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,take whatever they can get.
00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,- I want to take
whatever I can get.
00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:07,- It's what they call the Great
Resignation labor shortage.
00:01:07,825 --> 00:01:09,So now if you have your
parent's permission,
00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:10,there's some jobs
they'll even let kids do.
00:01:10,995 --> 00:01:12,- That is messed up.
00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,Why does he get to have a job?
00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:14,I want a job.
00:01:14,766 --> 00:01:16,- You wouldn't last four
hours on a job, fat a***s.
00:01:16,734 --> 00:01:17,- Excuse me?
00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,That's easy for you to say.
00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,You don't need a job because
you live in a nice house.
00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:22,I have to live in a
shithole like Kenny does.
00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:24,It's not fair that some
people in our country
00:01:24,575 --> 00:01:26,are given the opportunity
for employment
00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:30,while others aren't.
00:01:30,081 --> 00:01:34,I'm going to tell my mom.
00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,Mom, mom!
00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:37,I need your permission
to get a job.
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,- Oh, you're too young
to have a job, sweetie.
00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,- Butters g***t a job.
00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,- Mom, look at this
shithole we live in.
00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:46,Somebody has to get
a job because you
00:01:46,998 --> 00:01:48,just sit on your a***s all day.
00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,- I had a job, Eric, but
you g***t me fired because you
00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:53,wanted me taking care of you.
00:01:53,271 --> 00:01:55,And that's why we had
to sell our house.
00:01:55,441 --> 00:01:58,- Yes, right, because
I'm the man of the house.
00:01:58,242 --> 00:01:59,You're supposed
to take care of me
00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,and I'm supposed
to go get a job.
00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:02,You really expect
us to live like this
00:02:02,313 --> 00:02:03,the rest of our lives?
00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,This is not a proper
place to raise a child!
00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:08,You have to let me
go find a job, Mom.
00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,- Eric, the truth is,
I don't think you'd
00:02:10,254 --> 00:02:12,last four hours at a job.
00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:13,- Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,Do you run Hollywood with him?
00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,Are you a Jew too, Mom?
00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,- All right, Eric, fine.
00:02:18,329 --> 00:02:20,You want to go get a job and
have a little dose of reality?
00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,Maybe it'll be good for you.
00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:23,- Thanks, Mom.
00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:26,I love you.
00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:28,Loo, loo, loo,
I'm serving in ice cream.
00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:30,Loo, loo, loo,
you'll eat it too.
00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,Loo, loo, loo, I'm
serving ice cream.
00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,OK, and the pistachio
maple cream.
00:02:34,646 --> 00:02:36,Let me know if you need
extra napkins for your table
00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:38,and have a creamy day.
00:02:40,885 --> 00:02:42,Oh. Hey, Eric.
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,- Hey, Butters.
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,I'm here for my job.
00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,- What are you talking about?
00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,My mom gave me permission.
00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:47,I can start work now.
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,What do I do?
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,- Well, but Eric,
this is my job.
00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,- Yeah, I want your job, sitting
00:02:52,163 --> 00:02:53,around eating ice cream.
Sounds fun.
00:02:53,899 --> 00:02:55,- Eric, there's a lot more to it
00:02:55,099 --> 00:02:56,than that and I already
do this job so...
00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:57,- Everything all right, Butters?
00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,- Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,I was just...
- Hello, sir.
00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,I'm a dear friend of Butters.
00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,He told me all about
this place and said
00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,I should get permission
from my mom to work here.
00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,- Oh.
00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,Well, uh, I do need
all the help I can get.
00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:09,Butters, can you vouch for him?
00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:11,Is he trustworthy and reliable?
00:03:11,849 --> 00:03:18,- Uh, oh, um, OK.
00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:19,- All right.
00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,Well, let's find him
a uniform and you
00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,can start training him.
00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:29,- Hey, man, I g***t a job.
00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:30,- All right, Eric.
00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:31,So there's three
types of ice cream.
00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,Waffle cone, sugar
cone, and cups.
00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:34,- Uh-huh, and when do
we get to have breaks?
00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:37,- Well, you get a 10 minute
break every two hours
00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:39,but only after you check
all the freezers, which
00:03:39,777 --> 00:03:42,are right over there, and need
to always be set to 0 degrees.
00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,- OK, and how much longer
do we have to be here?
00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,- Eric, please, I don't
want to lose this jo...
00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,Oh. Hello, sir.
00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,Hope you're having a creamy day.
00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:49,What can I get for you?
00:03:49,754 --> 00:03:52,- Can I have a single scoop
of coconut almond fudge?
00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:53,- OK.
00:03:53,824 --> 00:03:56,Eric, can you scoop out
some coconut almond fudge?
00:03:56,562 --> 00:03:57,- Why?
00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:58,- Because it's your job, Eric.
00:03:58,997 --> 00:04:00,- Whoa, Butters.
00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:03,Let's not make this a
toxic work environment, OK?
00:04:03,936 --> 00:04:04,- One second, sir.
00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:11,I'll get that scoop.
00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,- Yeah, I g***t a job
in an ice cream shop.
00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,Yeah, it's dumb as
hell but I'm going
00:04:14,346 --> 00:04:16,to start getting paychecks.
00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:18,- Butter... Butters,
what is this about?
00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,- Oh, sorry, sir.
00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,Eric?
- Yeah, I know.
00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,She's pretty hot but
she's g***t droopy b***s.
00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,- Eric!
00:04:24,288 --> 00:04:25,Eric, you can't just
sit there at a table.
00:04:25,456 --> 00:04:26,- Yeah, I can. It's Monday.
00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,- So?
00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,- So haven't you heard
of bare minimum Mondays?
00:04:29,694 --> 00:04:31,It's a thing that young
people have created because we
00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,care about our mental health.
00:04:32,497 --> 00:04:33,- I don't care if it's
bare minimum Mondays.
00:04:33,798 --> 00:04:34,Eric, you need to...
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:35,- Oh, break time.
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:42,I'll be...
Park, gonna have myself a time.
00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,- Friendly faces
everywhere, humble folks
00:00:16,582 --> 00:00:17,without temptation.
00:00:17,951 --> 00:00:20,- Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind.
00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,- Ample parking day
or night, people
00:00:22,821 --> 00:00:24,spouting, "howdy neighbor."
00:00:24,390 --> 00:00:27,- Goin' on down to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind.
00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:33,- Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine.
00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:39,- Fellas!
00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,Hey, fellas, you're not
going to believe it.
00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:42,- Butters, what the
hell are you wearing?
00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,- I g***t a job over at
the ice cream shop.
00:00:44,802 --> 00:00:45,And guess what?
00:00:45,804 --> 00:00:48,I g***t my very first paycheck.
00:00:48,774 --> 00:00:49,- That's not fair.
00:00:49,774 --> 00:00:50,I want a paycheck.
00:00:50,808 --> 00:00:52,- My dad told me if I g***t a job,
00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:54,we could put my paychecks
in my very own bank account.
00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,- I want a bank account.
00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:57,- I didn't know
kids could get jobs.
00:00:57,548 --> 00:00:58,- Yeah.
00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,Well, I guess these days,
it's real hard for businesses
00:01:00,418 --> 00:01:01,to find people to
work so they'll
00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,take whatever they can get.
00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,- I want to take
whatever I can get.
00:01:05,057 --> 00:01:07,- It's what they call the Great
Resignation labor shortage.
00:01:07,825 --> 00:01:09,So now if you have your
parent's permission,
00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:10,there's some jobs
they'll even let kids do.
00:01:10,995 --> 00:01:12,- That is messed up.
00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,Why does he get to have a job?
00:01:13,599 --> 00:01:14,I want a job.
00:01:14,766 --> 00:01:16,- You wouldn't last four
hours on a job, fat a***s.
00:01:16,734 --> 00:01:17,- Excuse me?
00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,That's easy for you to say.
00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,You don't need a job because
you live in a nice house.
00:01:20,739 --> 00:01:22,I have to live in a
shithole like Kenny does.
00:01:22,740 --> 00:01:24,It's not fair that some
people in our country
00:01:24,575 --> 00:01:26,are given the opportunity
for employment
00:01:26,111 --> 00:01:30,while others aren't.
00:01:30,081 --> 00:01:34,I'm going to tell my mom.
00:01:34,953 --> 00:01:36,Mom, mom!
00:01:36,155 --> 00:01:37,I need your permission
to get a job.
00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,- Oh, you're too young
to have a job, sweetie.
00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:43,- Butters g***t a job.
00:01:43,996 --> 00:01:45,- Mom, look at this
shithole we live in.
00:01:45,597 --> 00:01:46,Somebody has to get
a job because you
00:01:46,998 --> 00:01:48,just sit on your a***s all day.
00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:51,- I had a job, Eric, but
you g***t me fired because you
00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:53,wanted me taking care of you.
00:01:53,271 --> 00:01:55,And that's why we had
to sell our house.
00:01:55,441 --> 00:01:58,- Yes, right, because
I'm the man of the house.
00:01:58,242 --> 00:01:59,You're supposed
to take care of me
00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,and I'm supposed
to go get a job.
00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:02,You really expect
us to live like this
00:02:02,313 --> 00:02:03,the rest of our lives?
00:02:03,849 --> 00:02:06,This is not a proper
place to raise a child!
00:02:06,451 --> 00:02:08,You have to let me
go find a job, Mom.
00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:10,- Eric, the truth is,
I don't think you'd
00:02:10,254 --> 00:02:12,last four hours at a job.
00:02:12,024 --> 00:02:13,- Oh, now you sound like Kyle.
00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,Do you run Hollywood with him?
00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:16,Are you a Jew too, Mom?
00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,- All right, Eric, fine.
00:02:18,329 --> 00:02:20,You want to go get a job and
have a little dose of reality?
00:02:20,466 --> 00:02:22,Maybe it'll be good for you.
00:02:22,634 --> 00:02:23,- Thanks, Mom.
00:02:23,968 --> 00:02:26,I love you.
00:02:26,371 --> 00:02:28,Loo, loo, loo,
I'm serving in ice cream.
00:02:28,473 --> 00:02:30,Loo, loo, loo,
you'll eat it too.
00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:32,Loo, loo, loo, I'm
serving ice cream.
00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,OK, and the pistachio
maple cream.
00:02:34,646 --> 00:02:36,Let me know if you need
extra napkins for your table
00:02:36,914 --> 00:02:38,and have a creamy day.
00:02:40,885 --> 00:02:42,Oh. Hey, Eric.
00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,- Hey, Butters.
00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,I'm here for my job.
00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:45,- What are you talking about?
00:02:45,557 --> 00:02:46,My mom gave me permission.
00:02:46,758 --> 00:02:47,I can start work now.
00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,What do I do?
00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,- Well, but Eric,
this is my job.
00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:52,- Yeah, I want your job, sitting
00:02:52,163 --> 00:02:53,around eating ice cream.
Sounds fun.
00:02:53,899 --> 00:02:55,- Eric, there's a lot more to it
00:02:55,099 --> 00:02:56,than that and I already
do this job so...
00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:57,- Everything all right, Butters?
00:02:57,936 --> 00:02:59,- Oh. Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:00,I was just...
- Hello, sir.
00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,I'm a dear friend of Butters.
00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,He told me all about
this place and said
00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,I should get permission
from my mom to work here.
00:03:04,877 --> 00:03:06,- Oh.
00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,Well, uh, I do need
all the help I can get.
00:03:08,045 --> 00:03:09,Butters, can you vouch for him?
00:03:09,381 --> 00:03:11,Is he trustworthy and reliable?
00:03:11,849 --> 00:03:18,- Uh, oh, um, OK.
00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:19,- All right.
00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,Well, let's find him
a uniform and you
00:03:20,959 --> 00:03:22,can start training him.
00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:29,- Hey, man, I g***t a job.
00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:30,- All right, Eric.
00:03:30,201 --> 00:03:31,So there's three
types of ice cream.
00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,Waffle cone, sugar
cone, and cups.
00:03:33,305 --> 00:03:34,- Uh-huh, and when do
we get to have breaks?
00:03:34,906 --> 00:03:37,- Well, you get a 10 minute
break every two hours
00:03:37,742 --> 00:03:39,but only after you check
all the freezers, which
00:03:39,777 --> 00:03:42,are right over there, and need
to always be set to 0 degrees.
00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,- OK, and how much longer
do we have to be here?
00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,- Eric, please, I don't
want to lose this jo...
00:03:45,984 --> 00:03:47,Oh. Hello, sir.
00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,Hope you're having a creamy day.
00:03:48,319 --> 00:03:49,What can I get for you?
00:03:49,754 --> 00:03:52,- Can I have a single scoop
of coconut almond fudge?
00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:53,- OK.
00:03:53,824 --> 00:03:56,Eric, can you scoop out
some coconut almond fudge?
00:03:56,562 --> 00:03:57,- Why?
00:03:57,430 --> 00:03:58,- Because it's your job, Eric.
00:03:58,997 --> 00:04:00,- Whoa, Butters.
00:04:00,399 --> 00:04:03,Let's not make this a
toxic work environment, OK?
00:04:03,936 --> 00:04:04,- One second, sir.
00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:11,I'll get that scoop.
00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,- Yeah, I g***t a job
in an ice cream shop.
00:04:13,078 --> 00:04:14,Yeah, it's dumb as
hell but I'm going
00:04:14,346 --> 00:04:16,to start getting paychecks.
00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:18,- Butter... Butters,
what is this about?
00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,- Oh, sorry, sir.
00:04:19,651 --> 00:04:21,Eric?
- Yeah, I know.
00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,She's pretty hot but
she's g***t droopy b***s.
00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:24,- Eric!
00:04:24,288 --> 00:04:25,Eric, you can't just
sit there at a table.
00:04:25,456 --> 00:04:26,- Yeah, I can. It's Monday.
00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,- So?
00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,- So haven't you heard
of bare minimum Mondays?
00:04:29,694 --> 00:04:31,It's a thing that young
people have created because we
00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,care about our mental health.
00:04:32,497 --> 00:04:33,- I don't care if it's
bare minimum Mondays.
00:04:33,798 --> 00:04:34,Eric, you need to...
00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:35,- Oh, break time.
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:42,I'll be...
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