Animal.Control.S03E05.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL Subtitles

At 00:00:01,504, Character said: ...Dr. Tarantula.

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At 00:00:02,672, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:00:04,542, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:00:05,512, Character said: A dog locked in a car.
Is this the 1980s?

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At 00:00:07,481, Character said: ** I fighting for my right
to party in a Lacoste polo?

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At 00:00:10,321, Character said: Well, the little guy seems
like he's doing okay.

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At 00:00:12,559, Character said: He's not even panting.

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At 00:00:13,728, Character said: Maybe the owner just had,
like, a bathroom emergency.

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At 00:00:15,732, Character said: Yeah. Can't risk it.

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At 00:00:17,101, Character said: It's probably what
the owner thought.

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At 00:00:18,469, Character said: Stand back.

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At 00:00:19,338, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:00:20,407, Character said: Starting to feel like this
isn't your first time

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At 00:00:22,244, Character said: busting out the window
of a really nice car.

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At 00:00:24,181, Character said: Perks of the job.

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At 00:00:25,483, Character said: [crash]

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At 00:00:28,056, Character said: Don't worry, buddy.
The heroes have arrived.

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At 00:00:30,795, Character said: Oh my God!
What are you doing?!

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At 00:00:33,133, Character said: Saving your dog's life.

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At 00:00:34,369, Character said: What?
I left my car on pet mode.

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At 00:00:37,909, Character said: Oh, well... Um.

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At 00:00:39,646, Character said: Hm. Actually, it's
pretty cold in there.

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At 00:00:41,316, Character said: You're probably drying out
the little guy's sinuses,

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At 00:00:43,386, Character said: so we'll let you off
with a warning this time.

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At 00:00:45,324, Character said: But please don't do it again.

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At 00:00:48,898, Character said: Okay. Hi.

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At 00:00:50,367, Character said: This is my supervisor's number,

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At 00:00:52,104, Character said: and she's used to calls
like this.

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At 00:00:54,676, Character said: ♪♪♪

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At 00:01:10,073, Character said: And lastly, tonight is
our annual trivia night

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At 00:01:13,246, Character said: and Bettany has graciously
agreed to emcee.

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At 00:01:16,352, Character said: If there's any interest.

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At 00:01:17,755, Character said: I happen to have an amazing
memory recall technique.

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At 00:01:21,029, Character said: Of course, I don't need it

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At 00:01:22,231, Character said: because I'm retired from trivia.

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At 00:01:23,333, Character said: You're not retired.

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At 00:01:24,435, Character said: You were banned because you
were cheating last year.

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At 00:01:26,473, Character said: I sincerely thought
we were using lifelines.

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At 00:01:29,245, Character said: Then why did you crawl
under the table

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At 00:01:30,480, Character said: when you called your dad?

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At 00:01:31,315, Character said: The memory trick
is called chunking.

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At 00:01:33,353, Character said: And if you want my advice--

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At 00:01:34,623, Character said: Everyone, my sister Melinda is
going to be at trivia tonight.

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At 00:01:37,361, Character said: I can't believe I didn't lead
with that.

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At 00:01:38,731, Character said: I've been looking forward
to this for weeks.

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At 00:01:40,502, Character said: Did she like my welcome basket?

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At 00:01:42,204, Character said: Yes, she did bring her
own toothbrush,

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At 00:01:44,342, Character said: but she really
appreciated the gesture.

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At 00:01:46,345, Character said: Well, I hope she's prepared

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At 00:01:47,214, Character said: to witness an
All-American tradition.

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At 00:01:49,520, Character said: Drunks arguing about
minor facts.

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At 00:01:52,091, Character said: Fred and I will
dominate trivia again.

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At 00:01:54,128, Character said: This man is a beast when victory
is on the line.

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At 00:01:56,132, Character said: Hell, yeah.
Out of our way.

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At 00:01:57,702, Character said: Except I ** gonna play
with Isabelle this year.

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At 00:02:01,877, Character said: Wait. Really?

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At 00:02:02,812, Character said: Do you mind?

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At 00:02:03,581, Character said: Of course not.
Why would I mind?

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At 00:02:04,348, Character said: You were dead weight
last year.

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At 00:02:05,652, Character said: What? Not true.

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At 00:02:06,854, Character said: I dominated in pop culture,
famous aviators,

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At 00:02:09,593, Character said: and, of course,
American witches.

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At 00:02:11,663, Character said: And what if they
ask about oceans?

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At 00:02:12,966, Character said: Are you going to say it's
just one big one again?

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At 00:02:14,736, Character said: There is only one
if you think about it.

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At 00:02:16,573, Character said: But don't bait me, man.
Okay?

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At 00:02:18,343, Character said: I'm bursting with
competitive juices right now.

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At 00:02:20,849, Character said: Ready to blow.

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At 00:02:21,750, Character said: [both] Ew!

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At 00:02:22,919, Character said: Do they know they're still
pressing the radio button?

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At 00:02:23,453, Character said: Competitive juices.

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At 00:02:24,990, Character said: I'm just saying, you don't
want to go there with me.

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At 00:02:25,692, Character said: I'm an Olympic-level athlete.

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At 00:02:26,627, Character said: I'm gonna turn into
somebody you don't like.

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At 00:02:28,764, Character said: Uh, just to reiterate, this
is a team-building activity.

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At 00:02:32,004, Character said: And in the time that we've
taken to get off track,

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At 00:02:34,543, Character said: we've gotten about ten calls.
So let's get back to work.

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At 00:02:37,114, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:38,450, Character said: So, chunking, you take
these big bits of information--

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At 00:02:41,423, Character said: [Dispatch] Dispatch
to Precinct 22.

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At 00:02:43,192, Character said: Please keep this line clear.

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At 00:02:45,363, Character said: Just like home, no
one's listening to me.

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At 00:02:46,867, Character said: Hm?

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At 00:02:49,471, Character said: Hey, are you looking
for a trivia partner?

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At 00:02:51,777, Character said: I'll do it.

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At 00:02:52,613, Character said: Oh, I'm not sure I want
to participate

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At 00:02:54,115, Character said: in that chest thumping display
I heard earlier on the radio.

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At 00:02:56,554, Character said: Oh, I know you want
to beat them too.

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At 00:02:58,356, Character said: I see how you look at Isabelle.

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At 00:02:59,860, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:03:00,862, Character said: Okay. Maybe she's not
my favorite person.

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At 00:03:03,333, Character said: You know, just floating
through life,

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At 00:03:04,769, Character said: eating the office Triscuits.
Not a care in the world.

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At 00:03:07,542, Character said: Well and, you know,
your thing for Shred.

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At 00:03:10,080, Character said: My... [laughs]

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At 00:03:12,384, Character said: That's hilarious.

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At 00:03:13,721, Character said: I mean, clearly you've been
preparing for trivia,

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At 00:03:15,558, Character said: because that is ancient history.

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At 00:03:17,596, Character said: But platonically,
yeah, I'd love to give her

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At 00:03:20,133, Character said: a big old reality check.

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At 00:03:21,302, Character said: Yeah, we would crush.

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At 00:03:22,605, Character said: I'm an autodidact.
You can look that up later.

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At 00:03:24,676, Character said: And you seem like the type
of person that knows

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At 00:03:26,413, Character said: all about the English
line of succession.

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At 00:03:27,782, Character said: Oh, Prince George
is hot on William's tail.

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At 00:03:29,519, Character said: And the Mountbatten line,

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At 00:03:30,353, Character said: I mean, don't even
get me started.

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At 00:03:32,291, Character said: They're a mess.

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At 00:03:33,126, Character said: Yeah, it's all
gobbledygook to me.

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At 00:03:33,961, Character said: That's why we make
great partners.

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At 00:03:36,032, Character said: Um, yeah.
Okay, let's do it.

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At 00:03:37,467, Character said: But, you know,
let's keep it light.

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At 00:03:39,371, Character said: It's supposed to be fun.

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At 00:03:40,373, Character said: Totally. We are going
to rip their throats out

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At 00:03:41,910, Character said: and make them swallow
their own throats.

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At 00:03:45,651, Character said: Lightly.

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At 00:03:49,058, Character said: ♪

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At 00:03:52,431, Character said: The States have made you soft.

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At 00:03:53,634, Character said: No, it's more of
an eating culture.

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At 00:03:55,137, Character said: It's good to overdrink

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At 00:03:56,139, Character said: before a trivia contest,
it loosens the brain.

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At 00:03:58,443, Character said: [both] Don't be an egg.

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At 00:03:59,680, Character said: Wow. Somehow in surround sound,
I understand you even less.

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At 00:04:02,752, Character said: I'm loving the sister energy.
I always wanted a sibling.

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At 00:04:05,390, Character said: I'm an only child, but I'm
not looking for sympathy.

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At 00:04:08,296, Character said: I had Steven, he was
imaginary, but very cool.

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At 00:04:11,402, Character said: Okay.
Anyway, back to Melinda.

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At 00:04:13,908, Character said: Why do you look so fresh?
Didn't you have jet lag?

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At 00:04:16,513, Character said: Oh, unlike this wild child,
I have three kids at home.

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At 00:04:18,851, Character said: I just slept nine hours on
the plane, I feel glorious.

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At 00:04:21,957, Character said: Long-distance flight.
I never thought of that hack.

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At 00:04:24,530, Character said: All trivia teams,

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At 00:04:25,832, Character said: please report to your tables
for skin inspection.

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At 00:04:28,604, Character said: We all remember how Patel

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At 00:04:30,508, Character said: wrote the periodic table
on his forearm.

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At 00:04:32,612, Character said: That's...