Animal.Control.S03E05.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL Subtitles

00:00:01,504 --> 00:00:02,...Dr. Tarantula.

00:00:02,672 --> 00:00:03,Huh?

00:00:04,542 --> 00:00:05,What the hell?

00:00:05,512 --> 00:00:07,A dog locked in a car.
Is this the 1980s?

00:00:07,481 --> 00:00:10,** I fighting for my right
to party in a Lacoste polo?

00:00:10,321 --> 00:00:12,Well, the little guy seems
like he's doing okay.

00:00:12,559 --> 00:00:13,He's not even panting.

00:00:13,728 --> 00:00:15,Maybe the owner just had,
like, a bathroom emergency.

00:00:15,732 --> 00:00:17,Yeah. Can't risk it.

00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,It's probably what
the owner thought.

00:00:18,469 --> 00:00:19,Stand back.

00:00:19,338 --> 00:00:19,Oh.

00:00:20,407 --> 00:00:22,Starting to feel like this
isn't your first time

00:00:22,244 --> 00:00:24,busting out the window
of a really nice car.

00:00:24,181 --> 00:00:25,Perks of the job.

00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:26,[crash]

00:00:28,056 --> 00:00:30,Don't worry, buddy.
The heroes have arrived.

00:00:30,795 --> 00:00:33,Oh my God!
What are you doing?!

00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,Saving your dog's life.

00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:37,What?
I left my car on pet mode.

00:00:37,909 --> 00:00:39,Oh, well... Um.

00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:41,Hm. Actually, it's
pretty cold in there.

00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:43,You're probably drying out
the little guy's sinuses,

00:00:43,386 --> 00:00:45,so we'll let you off
with a warning this time.

00:00:45,324 --> 00:00:47,But please don't do it again.

00:00:48,898 --> 00:00:50,Okay. Hi.

00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:52,This is my supervisor's number,

00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:54,and she's used to calls
like this.

00:00:54,676 --> 00:00:58,♪♪♪

00:01:10,073 --> 00:01:13,And lastly, tonight is
our annual trivia night

00:01:13,246 --> 00:01:16,and Bettany has graciously
agreed to emcee.

00:01:16,352 --> 00:01:17,If there's any interest.

00:01:17,755 --> 00:01:20,I happen to have an amazing
memory recall technique.

00:01:21,029 --> 00:01:22,Of course, I don't need it

00:01:22,231 --> 00:01:23,because I'm retired from trivia.

00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,You're not retired.

00:01:24,435 --> 00:01:26,You were banned because you
were cheating last year.

00:01:26,473 --> 00:01:29,I sincerely thought
we were using lifelines.

00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:30,Then why did you crawl
under the table

00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,when you called your dad?

00:01:31,315 --> 00:01:33,The memory trick
is called chunking.

00:01:33,353 --> 00:01:34,And if you want my advice--

00:01:34,623 --> 00:01:37,Everyone, my sister Melinda is
going to be at trivia tonight.

00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:38,I can't believe I didn't lead
with that.

00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,I've been looking forward
to this for weeks.

00:01:40,502 --> 00:01:42,Did she like my welcome basket?

00:01:42,204 --> 00:01:44,Yes, she did bring her
own toothbrush,

00:01:44,342 --> 00:01:46,but she really
appreciated the gesture.

00:01:46,345 --> 00:01:47,Well, I hope she's prepared

00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:49,to witness an
All-American tradition.

00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,Drunks arguing about
minor facts.

00:01:52,091 --> 00:01:54,Fred and I will
dominate trivia again.

00:01:54,128 --> 00:01:56,This man is a beast when victory
is on the line.

00:01:56,132 --> 00:01:57,Hell, yeah.
Out of our way.

00:01:57,702 --> 00:02:01,Except I ** gonna play
with Isabelle this year.

00:02:01,877 --> 00:02:02,Wait. Really?

00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:03,Do you mind?

00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:04,Of course not.
Why would I mind?

00:02:04,348 --> 00:02:05,You were dead weight
last year.

00:02:05,652 --> 00:02:06,What? Not true.

00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:09,I dominated in pop culture,
famous aviators,

00:02:09,593 --> 00:02:11,and, of course,
American witches.

00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:12,And what if they
ask about oceans?

00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,Are you going to say it's
just one big one again?

00:02:14,736 --> 00:02:16,There is only one
if you think about it.

00:02:16,573 --> 00:02:18,But don't bait me, man.
Okay?

00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:20,I'm bursting with
competitive juices right now.

00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:21,Ready to blow.

00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:22,[both] Ew!

00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:23,Do they know they're still
pressing the radio button?

00:02:23,453 --> 00:02:24,Competitive juices.

00:02:24,990 --> 00:02:25,I'm just saying, you don't
want to go there with me.

00:02:25,692 --> 00:02:26,I'm an Olympic-level athlete.

00:02:26,627 --> 00:02:28,I'm gonna turn into
somebody you don't like.

00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:31,Uh, just to reiterate, this
is a team-building activity.

00:02:32,004 --> 00:02:34,And in the time that we've
taken to get off track,

00:02:34,543 --> 00:02:37,we've gotten about ten calls.
So let's get back to work.

00:02:37,114 --> 00:02:38,Thank you.

00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:41,So, chunking, you take
these big bits of information--

00:02:41,423 --> 00:02:43,[Dispatch] Dispatch
to Precinct 22.

00:02:43,192 --> 00:02:45,Please keep this line clear.

00:02:45,363 --> 00:02:46,Just like home, no
one's listening to me.

00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:47,Hm?

00:02:49,471 --> 00:02:51,Hey, are you looking
for a trivia partner?

00:02:51,777 --> 00:02:52,I'll do it.

00:02:52,613 --> 00:02:54,Oh, I'm not sure I want
to participate

00:02:54,115 --> 00:02:56,in that chest thumping display
I heard earlier on the radio.

00:02:56,554 --> 00:02:58,Oh, I know you want
to beat them too.

00:02:58,356 --> 00:02:59,I see how you look at Isabelle.

00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:00,[chuckles]

00:03:00,862 --> 00:03:03,Okay. Maybe she's not
my favorite person.

00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,You know, just floating
through life,

00:03:04,769 --> 00:03:07,eating the office Triscuits.
Not a care in the world.

00:03:07,542 --> 00:03:10,Well and, you know,
your thing for Shred.

00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,My... [laughs]

00:03:12,384 --> 00:03:13,That's hilarious.

00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:15,I mean, clearly you've been
preparing for trivia,

00:03:15,558 --> 00:03:17,because that is ancient history.

00:03:17,596 --> 00:03:20,But platonically,
yeah, I'd love to give her

00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,a big old reality check.

00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,Yeah, we would crush.

00:03:22,605 --> 00:03:24,I'm an autodidact.
You can look that up later.

00:03:24,676 --> 00:03:26,And you seem like the type
of person that knows

00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:27,all about the English
line of succession.

00:03:27,782 --> 00:03:29,Oh, Prince George
is hot on William's tail.

00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:30,And the Mountbatten line,

00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:32,I mean, don't even
get me started.

00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,They're a mess.

00:03:33,126 --> 00:03:33,Yeah, it's all
gobbledygook to me.

00:03:33,961 --> 00:03:35,That's why we make
great partners.

00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:37,Um, yeah.
Okay, let's do it.

00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,But, you know,
let's keep it light.

00:03:39,371 --> 00:03:40,It's supposed to be fun.

00:03:40,373 --> 00:03:41,Totally. We are going
to rip their throats out

00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:43,and make them swallow
their own throats.

00:03:45,651 --> 00:03:46,Lightly.

00:03:49,058 --> 00:03:51,♪

00:03:52,431 --> 00:03:53,The States have made you soft.

00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,No, it's more of
an eating culture.

00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:56,It's good to overdrink

00:03:56,139 --> 00:03:58,before a trivia contest,
it loosens the brain.

00:03:58,443 --> 00:03:59,[both] Don't be an egg.

00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,Wow. Somehow in surround sound,
I understand you even less.

00:04:02,752 --> 00:04:05,I'm loving the sister energy.
I always wanted a sibling.

00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:08,I'm an only child, but I'm
not looking for sympathy.

00:04:08,296 --> 00:04:11,I had Steven, he was
imaginary, but very cool.

00:04:11,402 --> 00:04:13,Okay.
Anyway, back to Melinda.

00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:16,Why do you look so fresh?
Didn't you have jet lag?

00:04:16,513 --> 00:04:18,Oh, unlike this wild child,
I have three kids at home.

00:04:18,851 --> 00:04:21,I just slept nine hours on
the plane, I feel glorious.

00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,Long-distance flight.
I never thought of that hack.

00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:25,All trivia teams,

00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,please report to your tables
for skin inspection.

00:04:28,604 --> 00:04:30,We all remember how Patel

00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:32,wrote the periodic table
on his forearm.

00:04:32,612 --> 00:04:33,That's...