South Park s26e01 Cupid Ye.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:08,842, Character said: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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At 00:00:12,011, Character said: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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At 00:00:13,888, Character said: ♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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At 00:00:15,640, Character said: ♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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At 00:00:18,727, Character said: ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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At 00:00:20,270, Character said: ♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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At 00:00:22,105, Character said: ♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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At 00:00:25,275, Character said: ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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At 00:00:28,737, Character said: ♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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At 00:00:35,827, Character said: {\an8}♪

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At 00:00:37,662, Character said: [ Lively conversations ]

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At 00:00:42,167, Character said: Hey, dudes.

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At 00:00:44,085, Character said: Just wondering
if you guys have seen me

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At 00:00:45,378, Character said: and Tolkien's
latest Tiktok?

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At 00:00:46,921, Character said: You guys made
another TikTok?

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At 00:00:48,715, Character said: I think it's really
our best one yet!

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At 00:00:50,633, Character said: Yeah, nobody really gives a s***t
about your TikToks, guys.

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At 00:00:52,969, Character said: Hey, really great TikTok,
guys!

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At 00:00:55,805, Character said: Yeah, it was
pretty amazing.

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At 00:00:58,308, Character said: Well, anyway you guys
gotta check it out when you get a chance!

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At 00:01:00,351, Character said: See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!

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At 00:01:05,398, Character said: Hey fellas!
Loved that last TikTok!

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At 00:01:07,400, Character said: Thanks, Butters!

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At 00:01:10,153, Character said: {\an8}♪

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At 00:01:14,365, Character said: Konnichiwa!

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At 00:01:16,326, Character said: Sayonara!

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At 00:01:18,703, Character said: Kochi, kochi, kochi!

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At 00:01:21,080, Character said: Sayonara!

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At 00:01:24,334, Character said: Konnichiwa!

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At 00:01:26,628, Character said: Sayonara--

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At 00:01:28,713, Character said: What the f***k is this?

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At 00:01:31,174, Character said: Seriously,
what the f***k is this?

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At 00:01:33,218, Character said: Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien

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At 00:01:34,719, Character said: are, like, doing everything
together lately?

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At 00:01:37,222, Character said: Yeah, they're quite
the little team, aren't they?

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At 00:01:44,813, Character said: I, uh...
I'm gonna inside, guys.

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At 00:01:46,689, Character said: I'm gonna get
some homework done.

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At 00:01:49,776, Character said: Wow. I feel really bad
for Stan.

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At 00:01:53,071, Character said: It's gotta be hard to suddenly
have your best friend

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At 00:01:54,739, Character said: always hanging
with someone else.

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At 00:01:56,825, Character said: Mrph.

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At 00:01:58,910, Character said: I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.

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At 00:02:02,121, Character said: There's a little voice
inside me

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At 00:02:03,540, Character said: that can't stand to see
my friend suffer.

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At 00:02:05,375, Character said: Mrph rmh rmphm?

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At 00:02:07,293, Character said: I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.

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At 00:02:09,045, Character said: {\an8}♪

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At 00:02:12,257, Character said: [ Band playing poorly ]

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At 00:02:19,889, Character said: Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.

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At 00:02:23,268, Character said: [ Playing poorly ]

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At 00:02:29,315, Character said: Hey, Tolkien!
What's goin' on?

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At 00:02:31,067, Character said: This is
the brass section.

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At 00:02:32,569, Character said: Yeah, I know.
I was just--

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At 00:02:33,945, Character said: I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out

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At 00:02:35,613, Character said: a lot with Kyle lately.

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At 00:02:36,739, Character said: Is there a problem
with that?

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At 00:02:38,408, Character said: No, I think
it's amazing.

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At 00:02:40,034, Character said: It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay

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At 00:02:41,411, Character said: with someone like him,

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At 00:02:42,745, Character said: given all the new
information lately.

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At 00:02:44,539, Character said: [ Playing poorly ]

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At 00:02:48,626, Character said: You know, the stuff
that's come out about

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At 00:02:50,712, Character said: how the Jews stole
the Black race's identity,

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At 00:02:52,797, Character said: that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.

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At 00:02:55,633, Character said: [ Playing poorly ]

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At 00:02:59,470, Character said: You didn't hear about this?

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At 00:03:00,763, Character said: Black people
are actually the Jews

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At 00:03:02,223, Character said: and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?

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At 00:03:04,100, Character said: Stop talking to me.

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At 00:03:06,769, Character said: to escape persecution
in World War II,

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At 00:03:08,605, Character said: they found that Blacks
were already the underclass in America,

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At 00:03:10,106, Character said: so they had to invent
a story for themselves

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At 00:03:11,649, Character said: which they can make
everyone believe...

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At 00:03:13,109, Character said: [ Playing stops ]

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At 00:03:20,366, Character said: Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.

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At 00:03:30,877, Character said: [ Lively conversations ]

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At 00:03:36,549, Character said: Hey, Stan.

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At 00:03:39,218, Character said: Guess what.
I have some good news for you.

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At 00:03:41,471, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:42,931, Character said: A little magic fairy
told me

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At 00:03:44,641, Character said: that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.

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At 00:03:48,144, Character said: I don't care that Kyle
is making TikToks with Tolkien.

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At 00:03:50,980, Character said: Yes, you do.

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At 00:03:52,774, Character said: But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.

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At 00:03:55,401, Character said: And the little angel
on my shoulder

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At 00:03:57,362, Character said: says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.

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At 00:04:01,240, Character said: Hey, Stan.

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At 00:04:02,408, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:03,368, Character said: Hey, Kyle.

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At 00:04:05,370, Character said: Rm!

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At 00:04:07,121, Character said: Well, dude,
you wanna sit down?

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At 00:04:10,083, Character said: I was actually just
seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow.

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At 00:04:12,168, Character said: Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video

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At 00:04:13,670, Character said: and my stupid phone died!

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At 00:04:15,505, Character said: Oh. Yeah. Sure.

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At 00:04:19,592, Character said: Thanks, dude!

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At 00:04:20,593, Character said: Tolkien,
I g***t one, dude!

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At 00:04:23,972, Character said: The f***k is going on?

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At 00:04:26,057, Character said: Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.

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At 00:04:30,269, Character said: I don't get it. The little cupid
is always right.

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At 00:04:32,814, Character said: Mrph rmhmhm rm.

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At 00:04:34,983, Character said: Why didn't Tolkien listen?

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At 00:04:36,943, Character said: [ Harp strumming ]

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At 00:04:38,695, Character said: Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?

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At 00:04:41,155, Character said: Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!

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At 00:04:42,699, Character said: Tee h***e h***e!

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At 00:04:44,158, Character said: And did you tell him
how the Jews stole

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At 00:04:45,201, Character said: Black people's identity?

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At 00:04:46,577, Character said: Yeah, but it didn't work,
Cupid Ye.

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At 00:04:48,663, Character said: That's okay, Eric!

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At 00:04:50,039, Character said: Remember, being a good
Christian means

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At 00:04:51,708, Character said: helping people
even when it's hard.

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At 00:04:53,376, Character said: You're right, Cupid Ye.

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At 00:04:54,877, Character said: Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?

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At 00:04:56,921, Character said: Spreading information
is like spreading love.

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At 00:04:58,923, Character said: I'll help you
get the word out, Eric!

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At 00:05:00,550, Character said: Tee h***e h***e!
Tee h***e h***e!

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At 00:05:02,301, Character said: ♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪

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At 00:05:06,723, Character said: ♪ This, this ♪

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At 00:05:09,058, Character said: ♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪

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At 00:05:12,895, Character said: Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.

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At 00:05:15,273, Character said: Look how many likes
we're getting for this one!

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At 00:05:17,025, Character said: Hey, Kyle,
you g***t a minute?

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At 00:05:18,985, Character said: Yeah. What's up?

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At 00:05:20,236, Character said: Well, there's
this rumor starting

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At 00:05:22,905, Character said: to go around the school.

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At 00:05:24,198, Character said: Kids are saying
that, like...

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At 00:05:26,200, Character said: I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?

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At 00:05:28,453, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:29,871, Character said: I told Scott that
that's just people being dumb

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At 00:05:31,831, Character said: and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.

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At 00:05:35,251, Character said: But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea

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At 00:05:37,587, Character said: about a dude
who has guns for hands

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At 00:05:39,213, Character said: and we have the first 20 pages
written, so...

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At 00:05:43,176, Character said: You don't really
run Hollywood, right?

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At 00:05:45,762, Character said: I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.

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At 00:05:48,306, Character said: Because repeating
a derogatory slur,

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At 00:05:50,641, Character said: even for the purpose
of refuting it,

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At 00:05:52,018, Character said: can make stupid
people...