South Park s26e01 Cupid Ye.eng Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,011 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,888 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,727 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,270 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,105 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,275 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,737 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,574 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,662 {\an8}♪ 11 00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:42,167 [ Lively conversations ] 12 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,085 Hey, dudes. 13 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,378 Just wondering if you guys have seen me 14 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,921 and Tolkien's latest Tiktok? 15 00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,715 You guys made another TikTok? 16 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,633 I think it's really our best one yet! 17 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,969 Yeah, nobody really gives a s***t about your TikToks, guys. 18 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,805 Hey, really great TikTok, guys! 19 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,308 Yeah, it was pretty amazing. 20 00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,351 Well, anyway you guys gotta check it out when you get a chance! 21 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,395 See ya later! Yeah, see you guys! 22 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,400 Hey fellas! Loved that last TikTok! 23 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,568 Thanks, Butters! 24 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:14,365 {\an8}♪ 25 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,326 Konnichiwa! 26 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,703 Sayonara! 27 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,080 Kochi, kochi, kochi! 28 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,334 Sayonara! 29 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,628 Konnichiwa! 30 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,713 Sayonara-- 31 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,174 What the f***k is this? 32 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,218 Seriously, what the f***k is this? 33 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,719 Have you guys noticed that Kyle and Tolkien 34 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,222 are, like, doing everything together lately? 35 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,224 Yeah, they're quite the little team, aren't they? 36 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,689 I, uh... I'm gonna inside, guys. 37 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,066 I'm gonna get some homework done. 38 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,071 Wow. I feel really bad for Stan. 39 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,739 It's gotta be hard to suddenly have your best friend 40 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,825 always hanging with someone else. 41 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,910 Mrph. 42 00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,121 I gotta see if there's some way I can help. 43 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,540 There's a little voice inside me 44 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,375 that can't stand to see my friend suffer. 45 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,293 Mrph rmh rmphm? 46 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,045 I'm gonna go be a good Christian. 47 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,257 {\an8}♪ 48 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,261 [ Band playing poorly ] 49 00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,268 Okay, just the woodwinds for this section. 50 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,855 [ Playing poorly ] 51 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,067 Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on? 52 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,569 This is the brass section. 53 00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,945 Yeah, I know. I was just-- 54 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,613 I was noticing that you're kind of hanging out 55 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,739 a lot with Kyle lately. 56 00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,408 Is there a problem with that? 57 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,034 No, I think it's amazing. 58 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,411 It's awesome that someone like you could be okay 59 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,745 with someone like him, 60 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,539 given all the new information lately. 61 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:48,626 [ Playing poorly ] 62 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,712 You know, the stuff that's come out about 63 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,797 how the Jews stole the Black race's identity, 64 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,633 that the lost tribes of Judah were actually all Africans. 65 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:59,470 [ Playing poorly ] 66 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,763 You didn't hear about this? 67 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,223 Black people are actually the Jews 68 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,100 and people like Kyle have taken that from them? 69 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,769 Stop talking to me. 70 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,605 to escape persecution in World War II, 71 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,106 they found that Blacks were already the underclass in America, 72 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,649 so they had to invent a story for themselves 73 00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,109 which they can make everyone believe... 74 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,111 [ Playing stops ] 75 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,951 Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien. 76 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,296 [ Lively conversations ] 77 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,009 Hey, Stan. 78 00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,471 Guess what. I have some good news for you. 79 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,931 What? 80 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,641 A little magic fairy told me 81 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,144 that you and Kyle are gonna get back together soon. 82 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,980 I don't care that Kyle is making TikToks with Tolkien. 83 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,774 Yes, you do. 84 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,401 But don't worry, Stan. It's almost Valentine's Day. 85 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,362 And the little angel on my shoulder 86 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,822 says that Kyle is gonna come running back to you any minute. 87 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,408 Hey, Stan. 88 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,368 Oh. 89 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,370 Hey, Kyle. 90 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,121 Rm! 91 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:10,083 Well, dude, you wanna sit down? 92 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,168 I was actually just seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow. 93 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,670 Me and Tolkien are making another TikTok video 94 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,505 and my stupid phone died! 95 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,257 Oh. Yeah. Sure. 96 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,593 Thanks, dude! 97 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,136 Tolkien, I g***t one, dude! 98 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,057 The f***k is going on? 99 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,351 Well, um, I'm gonna head back to class, guys. 100 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,814 I don't get it. The little cupid is always right. 101 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,983 Mrph rmhmhm rm. 102 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,943 Why didn't Tolkien listen? 103 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,695 [ Harp strumming ] 104 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,155 Did you tell him about the Black Hebrew tribes? 105 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,699 Yeah, I told him everything, Cupid Ye! 106 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,158 Tee h***e h***e! 107 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,201 And did you tell him how the Jews stole 108 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,577 Black people's identity? 109 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,663 Yeah, but it didn't work, Cupid Ye. 110 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,039 That's okay, Eric! 111 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,708 Remember, being a good Christian means 112 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,376 helping people even when it's hard. 113 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,877 You're right, Cupid Ye. 114 00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,921 Can you help make sure Tolkien hears our message? 115 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,923 Spreading information is like spreading love. 116 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,550 I'll help you get the word out, Eric! 117 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,301 Tee h***e h***e! Tee h***e h***e! 118 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,723 ♪ All the pretty girls walk like this, this, this ♪ 119 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,058 ♪ This, this ♪ 120 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,895 ♪ Pretty girls walk like this, this, this, this ♪ 121 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,273 Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien. 122 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,025 Look how many likes we're getting for this one! 123 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,985 Hey, Kyle, you g***t a minute? 124 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,236 Yeah. What's up? 125 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,905 Well, there's this rumor starting 126 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,198 to go around the school. 127 00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,200 Kids are saying that, like... 128 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,453 I don't know, that, like, you run Hollywood? 129 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,871 What? 130 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,831 I told Scott that that's just people being dumb 131 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,249 and he shouldn't listen to stuff like that. 132 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,587 But... Scott and I do have this sweet movie idea 133 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,213 about a dude who has guns for hands 134 00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,923 and we have the first 20 pages written, so... 135 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,762 You don't really run Hollywood, right? 136 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,306 I'm not even going to justify that with a response. 137 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,641 Because repeating a derogatory slur, 138 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,018 even for the purpose of refuting it, 139 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,353 can make stupid people...