South Park s26e01 Cupid Ye.eng Subtitles

00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:12,♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

00:00:12,011 --> 00:00:13,♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:20,♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:25,♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:28,♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

00:00:28,737 --> 00:00:32,♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,{\an8}♪

00:00:37,662 --> 00:00:42,[ Lively conversations ]

00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,Hey, dudes.

00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,Just wondering
if you guys have seen me

00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:46,and Tolkien's
latest Tiktok?

00:00:46,921 --> 00:00:48,You guys made
another TikTok?

00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,I think it's really
our best one yet!

00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,Yeah, nobody really gives a s***t
about your TikToks, guys.

00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:55,Hey, really great TikTok,
guys!

00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:58,Yeah, it was
pretty amazing.

00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,Well, anyway you guys
gotta check it out when you get a chance!

00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!

00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,Hey fellas!
Loved that last TikTok!

00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,Thanks, Butters!

00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:14,{\an8}♪

00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:16,Konnichiwa!

00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,Sayonara!

00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:21,Kochi, kochi, kochi!

00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,Sayonara!

00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,Konnichiwa!

00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,Sayonara--

00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:31,What the f***k is this?

00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,Seriously,
what the f***k is this?

00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien

00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:37,are, like, doing everything
together lately?

00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,Yeah, they're quite
the little team, aren't they?

00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:46,I, uh...
I'm gonna inside, guys.

00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,I'm gonna get
some homework done.

00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:53,Wow. I feel really bad
for Stan.

00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:54,It's gotta be hard to suddenly
have your best friend

00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:56,always hanging
with someone else.

00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,Mrph.

00:01:58,910 --> 00:02:02,I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.

00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:03,There's a little voice
inside me

00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,that can't stand to see
my friend suffer.

00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,Mrph rmh rmphm?

00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.

00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,{\an8}♪

00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:16,[ Band playing poorly ]

00:02:19,889 --> 00:02:23,Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.

00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:26,[ Playing poorly ]

00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:31,Hey, Tolkien!
What's goin' on?

00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,This is
the brass section.

00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:33,Yeah, I know.
I was just--

00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out

00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:36,a lot with Kyle lately.

00:02:36,739 --> 00:02:38,Is there a problem
with that?

00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,No, I think
it's amazing.

00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay

00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,with someone like him,

00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:44,given all the new
information lately.

00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:48,[ Playing poorly ]

00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,You know, the stuff
that's come out about

00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,how the Jews stole
the Black race's identity,

00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:55,that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.

00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:59,[ Playing poorly ]

00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,You didn't hear about this?

00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,Black people
are actually the Jews

00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,and people like Kyle
have taken that from them?

00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:06,Stop talking to me.

00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,to escape persecution
in World War II,

00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,they found that Blacks
were already the underclass in America,

00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,so they had to invent
a story for themselves

00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:13,which they can make
everyone believe...

00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,[ Playing stops ]

00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.

00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,[ Lively conversations ]

00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,Hey, Stan.

00:03:39,218 --> 00:03:41,Guess what.
I have some good news for you.

00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,What?

00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,A little magic fairy
told me

00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.

00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:50,I don't care that Kyle
is making TikToks with Tolkien.

00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,Yes, you do.

00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,But don't worry, Stan.
It's almost Valentine's Day.

00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,And the little angel
on my shoulder

00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.

00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,Hey, Stan.

00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,Oh.

00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,Hey, Kyle.

00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,Rm!

00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:10,Well, dude,
you wanna sit down?

00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,I was actually just
seeing if you had a phone charger I could borrow.

00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video

00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,and my stupid phone died!

00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:17,Oh. Yeah. Sure.

00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,Thanks, dude!

00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,Tolkien,
I g***t one, dude!

00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,The f***k is going on?

00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,Well, um, I'm gonna
head back to class, guys.

00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,I don't get it. The little cupid
is always right.

00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,Mrph rmhmhm rm.

00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,Why didn't Tolkien listen?

00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,[ Harp strumming ]

00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?

00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!

00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:44,Tee h***e h***e!

00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:45,And did you tell him
how the Jews stole

00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,Black people's identity?

00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:48,Yeah, but it didn't work,
Cupid Ye.

00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:50,That's okay, Eric!

00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:51,Remember, being a good
Christian means

00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,helping people
even when it's hard.

00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,You're right, Cupid Ye.

00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:56,Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?

00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,Spreading information
is like spreading love.

00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:00,I'll help you
get the word out, Eric!

00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,Tee h***e h***e!
Tee h***e h***e!

00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:06,♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪

00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,♪ This, this ♪

00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:12,♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪

00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.

00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,Look how many likes
we're getting for this one!

00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,Hey, Kyle,
you g***t a minute?

00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,Yeah. What's up?

00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,Well, there's
this rumor starting

00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,to go around the school.

00:05:24,198 --> 00:05:26,Kids are saying
that, like...

00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?

00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,What?

00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,I told Scott that
that's just people being dumb

00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.

00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea

00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:39,about a dude
who has guns for hands

00:05:39,213 --> 00:05:40,and we have the first 20 pages
written, so...

00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,You don't really
run Hollywood, right?

00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:48,I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.

00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,Because repeating
a derogatory slur,

00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,even for the purpose
of refuting it,

00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,can make stupid
people...