The Monkey 2025 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:02,261 --> 00:00:05,367 [electric buzzing] 2 00:00:13,842 --> 00:00:16,510 [whoosh] 3 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:29,193 [laser firing] 4 00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:40,699 [vocalization] 5 00:00:48,974 --> 00:00:52,348 ["Do Lafzon Ki Hai" by Bachchan, Bhosle and Kumar plays] 6 00:00:56,817 --> 00:01:01,720 [traditional Italian music sang in Hindi and Italian] 7 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,374 ♪♪ 8 00:01:36,591 --> 00:01:38,856 [song playing faintly from the backroom] 9 00:01:49,975 --> 00:01:52,144 [door opening, chime dinging] 10 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,881 [bell ringing] 11 00:02:00,983 --> 00:02:02,616 [man panting] 12 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,622 [man] Hi, there. 13 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,130 [exhales] Hey. 14 00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:16,762 [owner] You know you've g***t a fair amount of blood on you there, sir. 15 00:02:18,065 --> 00:02:19,666 Oh. Huh. 16 00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:21,468 [chuckles] 17 00:02:21,571 --> 00:02:23,736 Yeah, it's not even mine. It was just this... 18 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,005 [sighs] 19 00:02:26,107 --> 00:02:27,608 Never mind. 20 00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:31,281 Hey, listen, I need you to take this thing off my hands, 21 00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:32,943 just make it someone else's problem, you know? 22 00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:36,482 I mean, I thought my boys were gonna love it, but, uh... 23 00:02:36,584 --> 00:02:39,257 Let me tell you, man, they will not. 24 00:02:41,927 --> 00:02:44,460 No, it's not, uh... a toy, 25 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:47,499 so just don't ever call it that. 26 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,794 It's a, uh... 27 00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:50,928 It's... 28 00:02:52,469 --> 00:02:55,240 Actually, I don't know exactly what it is. 29 00:02:56,439 --> 00:02:59,109 Besides, it appears to be broken. 30 00:02:59,544 --> 00:03:02,544 See, the drumstick seems to be stuck in the up position. 31 00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:07,252 You do not want the goddamn drumstick to come down. 32 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,116 Okay? 33 00:03:09,218 --> 00:03:10,948 Because when it does, 34 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:16,890 I promise you, we are all f***d to hell. 35 00:03:16,992 --> 00:03:18,296 Okay? 36 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:21,225 [circus music, drumming] 37 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,960 Woah... Oh... 38 00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:25,164 Okay... 39 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,932 [circus music and drumming continue] 40 00:03:33,772 --> 00:03:35,080 [circus music and drumming stop] 41 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,216 [Italian song playing softly from backroom] 42 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,493 Well, sir, can't speak for you, 43 00:03:51,595 --> 00:03:55,194 but, heh, I don't feel especially f***d to hell. 44 00:03:55,296 --> 00:03:56,796 [dramatic tone] 45 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,579 [whirring] 46 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:15,386 [heavy thump] 47 00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:20,424 [ominous music rising] 48 00:04:22,057 --> 00:04:23,124 Hot dog. 49 00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:25,923 [distorted backroom music] 50 00:04:26,025 --> 00:04:30,665 Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a w***e? 51 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,869 [dramatic music] 52 00:04:33,971 --> 00:04:35,232 [screaming] 53 00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:38,508 YEAH! 54 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:43,642 [screaming halts] 55 00:04:43,744 --> 00:04:44,908 [Hal] I don't know if every father 56 00:04:45,011 --> 00:04:47,946 passes some secret horror onto his kids. 57 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,553 But mine sure did. 58 00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:54,489 ["Let the Good Times Roll" by Shirley and Lee starts] 59 00:04:54,592 --> 00:04:57,888 ♪ Come on, baby, while the thrill is on ♪ 60 00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:01,299 ♪ Come on, baby, let's have some fun ♪ 61 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:04,836 ♪ Come on, baby, let the good times roll ♪ 62 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:08,169 ♪ Roll all night long ♪ 63 00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,439 My name is Hal Shelborn. 64 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,273 This is me and my twin brother, Bill. 65 00:05:13,609 --> 00:05:16,708 Well, this is us before everything. 66 00:05:17,111 --> 00:05:19,881 Bill was the kind of kid who would say, "shake on it," 67 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:23,150 but then pull his hand back and pretend to slick his hair. 68 00:05:23,652 --> 00:05:25,684 He was older than me by three minutes 69 00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:27,818 and ate most of my mom's placenta. 70 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,225 So that made him my "big" brother. 71 00:05:30,327 --> 00:05:31,793 A role he took seriously. 72 00:05:31,895 --> 00:05:34,430 And he treated me like s***t whenever he g***t the chance. 73 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,901 [Young Bill] I've been meaning to tell you... 74 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,399 Mom says she hates you because you made dad leave, 75 00:05:39,502 --> 00:05:41,065 and now she has to go on dates. 76 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,340 [Hal] But I managed to love him anyway, 77 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:46,340 even if I did sometimes fantasize 78 00:05:46,442 --> 00:05:48,179 about being an only child. 79 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,976 [Young Hal] I hate you, Bill Shelborn. 80 00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:52,978 [squishing sound] 81 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,882 [slow jazz music] 82 00:05:57,686 --> 00:05:59,620 [Hal] My mom raised us on her own 83 00:05:59,722 --> 00:06:01,858 for as long as she could, at least. 84 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,359 And my mom, 85 00:06:03,461 --> 00:06:05,160 well, I can remember her perfectly, 86 00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:06,865 like it was yesterday. 87 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,499 [Lois] Your father... 88 00:06:09,601 --> 00:06:13,167 Well, your father went out for a pack of cigarettes 89 00:06:13,269 --> 00:06:14,970 and never came back. 90 00:06:15,072 --> 00:06:16,269 [Lois tsks] 91 00:06:16,638 --> 00:06:19,675 [Lois] Just made like an egg and... 92 00:06:20,308 --> 00:06:21,578 scrambled. 93 00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:23,414 And sure, sure, 94 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,779 I could have been one of his stewardesses, but, 95 00:06:25,881 --> 00:06:28,387 of course, the deadbeat never took me anywhere. 96 00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:30,855 He just brought back 97 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,418 Swiss cuckoo clocks and bonsai trees. 98 00:06:34,921 --> 00:06:36,422 [Lois] Knick-knacks and souvenirs 99 00:06:36,524 --> 00:06:38,122 to stuff our closet full. 100 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,761 And one day, my darling boys, 101 00:06:42,863 --> 00:06:44,865 all that horse s***t will be yours. 102 00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:49,908 [Hal] We knew my mom thought it was a bunch of junk. 103 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,673 But for Bill and me, 104 00:06:51,775 --> 00:06:55,040 Dad's closet was full of clues to who he was. 105 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,745 There she is. 106 00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:00,452 Old deadbeat's disguise. 107 00:07:01,383 --> 00:07:04,423 [mysterious melody] 108 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,631 The hell's that thing from? 109 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,270 Paris, France or something? 110 00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:24,773 It says, "Organ Grinder Monkey." 111 00:07:26,143 --> 00:07:27,743 "Like Life." 112 00:07:28,577 --> 00:07:30,713 You mean "lifelike," dumbshit. 113 00:07:31,817 --> 00:07:32,814 No. 114 00:07:38,387 --> 00:07:39,755 [Young Hal] What? 115 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:51,767 [Young Bill] Give me that thing. 116 00:07:53,268 --> 00:07:54,506 Here. 117 00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,109 [ominous tone] 118 00:08:09,554 --> 00:08:11,688 You think this does junk if I turn this? 119 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:13,992 Don't, Bill. It's Dad's. 120 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,490 Dad's gone, fuckface. 121 00:08:16,592 --> 00:08:18,329 And I'm his next of "skin," 122 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,258 so legally, everything in here's mine. 123 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,031 [key winding clicks] 124 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,250 [whirring] 125 00:08:44,352 --> 00:08:45,557 [gasps] 126 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,693 [clicking] 127 00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,729 [whirring] 128 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,536 [whirring stops] 129 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,675 Stupid thing's broken anyway. 130 00:09:12,044 --> 00:09:13,981 Don't come in our room, dumbshit. 131 00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:20,422 Shotgun, obviously. 132 00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,258 Christ, what's worse than a blind date? 133 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,528 I'd rather take my chances 134 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,556 and kiss a goddamn frog and see what happens. 135 00:09:25,658 --> 00:09:26,960 Okay, boys! 136 00:09:27,062 --> 00:09:29,329 [Lois] Uh, no soda after you brush your teeth, 137 00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:30,864 and no fires, 138 00:09:30,966 --> 00:09:32,931 and no video games because of the last fire. 139 00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:34,504 [Annie] I tried to tell them no fires, 140 00:09:34,606 --> 00:09:35,999 but these boys are nothing but willish. 141 00:09:36,101 --> 00:09:38,236 [Lois] Thank you, babysitter Annie. 142 00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:40,337 I'll be home by midnight. 143 00:09:41,278 --> 00:09:43,340 [sinister music] 144 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,583 [sighs] Okay, boys, 145 00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:48,883 I've g***t only one rule for tonight. 146 00:09:48,985 --> 00:09:51,053 Keep your...