The Monkey 2025 Subtitles

00:00:02,261 --> 00:00:05,[electric buzzing]

00:00:13,842 --> 00:00:16,[whoosh]

00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:29,[laser firing]

00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:40,[vocalization]

00:00:48,974 --> 00:00:52,["Do Lafzon Ki Hai" by Bachchan,
Bhosle and Kumar plays]

00:00:56,817 --> 00:01:01,[traditional Italian music
sang in Hindi and Italian]

00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,♪♪

00:01:36,591 --> 00:01:38,[song playing faintly
from the backroom]

00:01:49,975 --> 00:01:52,[door opening, chime dinging]

00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,[bell ringing]

00:02:00,983 --> 00:02:02,[man panting]

00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:08,[man] Hi, there.

00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,[exhales]
Hey.

00:02:13,931 --> 00:02:16,[owner] You know you've g***t a
fair amount of blood on you
there, sir.

00:02:18,065 --> 00:02:19,Oh. Huh.

00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:21,[chuckles]

00:02:21,571 --> 00:02:23,Yeah, it's not even mine.
It was just this...

00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,[sighs]

00:02:26,107 --> 00:02:27,Never mind.

00:02:27,710 --> 00:02:31,Hey, listen, I need you to take
this thing off my hands,

00:02:31,383 --> 00:02:32,just make it someone else's
problem, you know?

00:02:33,045 --> 00:02:36,I mean, I thought my boys
were gonna love it, but, uh...

00:02:36,584 --> 00:02:39,Let me tell you, man,
they will not.

00:02:41,927 --> 00:02:44,No, it's not, uh... a toy,

00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:47,so just don't ever call it that.

00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,It's a, uh...

00:02:49,767 --> 00:02:50,It's...

00:02:52,469 --> 00:02:55,Actually, I don't know
exactly what it is.

00:02:56,439 --> 00:02:59,Besides, it appears
to be broken.

00:02:59,544 --> 00:03:02,See, the drumstick seems
to be stuck in the up position.

00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:07,You do not want the goddamn
drumstick to come down.

00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,Okay?

00:03:09,218 --> 00:03:10,Because when it does,

00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:16,I promise you,
we are all f***d to hell.

00:03:16,992 --> 00:03:18,Okay?

00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:21,[circus music, drumming]

00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,Woah... Oh...

00:03:23,801 --> 00:03:25,Okay...

00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:27,[circus music
and drumming continue]

00:03:33,772 --> 00:03:35,[circus music
and drumming stop]

00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,[Italian song playing softly
from backroom]

00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,Well, sir, can't speak for you,

00:03:51,595 --> 00:03:55,but, heh, I don't feel
especially f***d to hell.

00:03:55,296 --> 00:03:56,[dramatic tone]

00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:10,[whirring]

00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:15,[heavy thump]

00:04:18,122 --> 00:04:20,[ominous music rising]

00:04:22,057 --> 00:04:23,Hot dog.

00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:25,[distorted backroom music]

00:04:26,025 --> 00:04:30,Who's smiling now,
you infernal son of a w***e?

00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,[dramatic music]

00:04:33,971 --> 00:04:35,[screaming]

00:04:35,334 --> 00:04:38,YEAH!

00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:43,[screaming halts]

00:04:43,744 --> 00:04:44,[Hal] I don't know
if every father

00:04:45,011 --> 00:04:47,passes some secret horror
onto his kids.

00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:50,But mine sure did.

00:04:50,655 --> 00:04:54,["Let the Good Times Roll"
by Shirley and Lee starts]

00:04:54,592 --> 00:04:57,♪ Come on, baby,
while the thrill is on ♪

00:04:57,990 --> 00:05:01,♪ Come on, baby,
let's have some fun ♪

00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:04,♪ Come on, baby,
let the good times roll ♪

00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:08,♪ Roll all night long ♪

00:05:08,271 --> 00:05:10,My name is Hal Shelborn.

00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:13,This is me
and my twin brother, Bill.

00:05:13,609 --> 00:05:16,Well, this is us
before everything.

00:05:17,111 --> 00:05:19,Bill was the kind of kid
who would say, "shake on it,"

00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:23,but then pull his hand back
and pretend to slick his hair.

00:05:23,652 --> 00:05:25,He was older than me
by three minutes

00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:27,and ate most
of my mom's placenta.

00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,So that made him
my "big" brother.

00:05:30,327 --> 00:05:31,A role he took seriously.

00:05:31,895 --> 00:05:34,And he treated me like s***t
whenever he g***t the chance.

00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,[Young Bill] I've been
meaning to tell you...

00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,Mom says she hates you
because you made dad leave,

00:05:39,502 --> 00:05:41,and now she has to go on dates.

00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,[Hal] But I managed
to love him anyway,

00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:46,even if I did
sometimes fantasize

00:05:46,442 --> 00:05:48,about being an only child.

00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,[Young Hal] I hate you,
Bill Shelborn.

00:05:51,577 --> 00:05:52,[squishing sound]

00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:55,[slow jazz music]

00:05:57,686 --> 00:05:59,[Hal] My mom raised us
on her own

00:05:59,722 --> 00:06:01,for as long as she could,
at least.

00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,And my mom,

00:06:03,461 --> 00:06:05,well, I can remember
her perfectly,

00:06:05,262 --> 00:06:06,like it was yesterday.

00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,[Lois] Your father...

00:06:09,601 --> 00:06:13,Well, your father went out
for a pack of cigarettes

00:06:13,269 --> 00:06:14,and never came back.

00:06:15,072 --> 00:06:16,[Lois tsks]

00:06:16,638 --> 00:06:19,[Lois] Just made
like an egg and...

00:06:20,308 --> 00:06:21,scrambled.

00:06:22,245 --> 00:06:23,And sure, sure,

00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,I could have been
one of his stewardesses, but,

00:06:25,881 --> 00:06:28,of course, the deadbeat
never took me anywhere.

00:06:29,219 --> 00:06:30,He just brought back

00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,Swiss cuckoo clocks
and bonsai trees.

00:06:34,921 --> 00:06:36,[Lois] Knick-knacks
and souvenirs

00:06:36,524 --> 00:06:38,to stuff our closet full.

00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,And one day, my darling boys,

00:06:42,863 --> 00:06:44,all that horse s***t
will be yours.

00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:49,[Hal] We knew my mom thought
it was a bunch of junk.

00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,But for Bill and me,

00:06:51,775 --> 00:06:55,Dad's closet was full of clues
to who he was.

00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:56,There she is.

00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:00,Old deadbeat's disguise.

00:07:01,383 --> 00:07:04,[mysterious melody]

00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,The hell's that thing from?

00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,Paris, France or something?

00:07:21,372 --> 00:07:24,It says, "Organ Grinder Monkey."

00:07:26,143 --> 00:07:27,"Like Life."

00:07:28,577 --> 00:07:30,You mean "lifelike," dumbshit.

00:07:31,817 --> 00:07:32,No.

00:07:38,387 --> 00:07:39,[Young Hal] What?

00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:51,[Young Bill]
Give me that thing.

00:07:53,268 --> 00:07:54,Here.

00:08:02,542 --> 00:08:04,[ominous tone]

00:08:09,554 --> 00:08:11,You think this does junk
if I turn this?

00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:13,Don't, Bill. It's Dad's.

00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:16,Dad's gone, fuckface.

00:08:16,592 --> 00:08:18,And I'm his next of "skin,"

00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,so legally,
everything in here's mine.

00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,[key winding clicks]

00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:44,[whirring]

00:08:44,352 --> 00:08:45,[gasps]

00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,[clicking]

00:08:50,997 --> 00:08:52,[whirring]

00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,[whirring stops]

00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,Stupid thing's broken anyway.

00:09:12,044 --> 00:09:13,Don't come in our room,
dumbshit.

00:09:18,256 --> 00:09:20,Shotgun, obviously.

00:09:20,724 --> 00:09:22,Christ, what's worse
than a blind date?

00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,I'd rather take my chances

00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,and kiss a goddamn frog
and see what happens.

00:09:25,658 --> 00:09:26,Okay, boys!

00:09:27,062 --> 00:09:29,[Lois] Uh, no soda
after you brush your teeth,

00:09:29,431 --> 00:09:30,and no fires,

00:09:30,966 --> 00:09:32,and no video games
because of the last fire.

00:09:33,033 --> 00:09:34,[Annie] I tried
to tell them no fires,

00:09:34,606 --> 00:09:35,but these boys
are nothing but willish.

00:09:36,101 --> 00:09:38,[Lois] Thank you,
babysitter Annie.

00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:40,I'll be home by midnight.

00:09:41,278 --> 00:09:43,[sinister music]

00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,[sighs]
Okay, boys,

00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:48,I've g***t only
one rule for tonight.

00:09:48,985 --> 00:09:51,Keep your...