The Monkey 2025 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,261, Character said: [electric buzzing]

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At 00:00:13,842, Character said: [whoosh]

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At 00:00:26,152, Character said: [laser firing]

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At 00:00:38,131, Character said: [vocalization]

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At 00:00:48,974, Character said: ["Do Lafzon Ki Hai" by Bachchan,
Bhosle and Kumar plays]

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At 00:00:56,817, Character said: [traditional Italian music
sang in Hindi and Italian]

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At 00:01:15,442, Character said: ♪♪

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At 00:01:36,591, Character said: [song playing faintly
from the backroom]

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At 00:01:49,975, Character said: [door opening, chime dinging]

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At 00:01:58,552, Character said: [bell ringing]

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At 00:02:00,983, Character said: [man panting]

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At 00:02:07,594, Character said: [man] Hi, there.

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At 00:02:09,630, Character said: [exhales]
Hey.

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At 00:02:13,931, Character said: [owner] You know you've g***t a
fair amount of blood on you
there, sir.

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At 00:02:18,065, Character said: Oh. Huh.

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At 00:02:20,233, Character said: [chuckles]

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At 00:02:21,571, Character said: Yeah, it's not even mine.
It was just this...

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At 00:02:24,544, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:02:26,107, Character said: Never mind.

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At 00:02:27,710, Character said: Hey, listen, I need you to take
this thing off my hands,

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At 00:02:31,383, Character said: just make it someone else's
problem, you know?

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At 00:02:33,045, Character said: I mean, I thought my boys
were gonna love it, but, uh...

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At 00:02:36,584, Character said: Let me tell you, man,
they will not.

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At 00:02:41,927, Character said: No, it's not, uh... a toy,

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At 00:02:45,228, Character said: so just don't ever call it that.

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At 00:02:47,601, Character said: It's a, uh...

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At 00:02:49,767, Character said: It's...

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At 00:02:52,469, Character said: Actually, I don't know
exactly what it is.

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At 00:02:56,439, Character said: Besides, it appears
to be broken.

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At 00:02:59,544, Character said: See, the drumstick seems
to be stuck in the up position.

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At 00:03:02,646, Character said: You do not want the goddamn
drumstick to come down.

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At 00:03:08,115, Character said: Okay?

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At 00:03:09,218, Character said: Because when it does,

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At 00:03:12,291, Character said: I promise you,
we are all f***d to hell.

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At 00:03:16,992, Character said: Okay?

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At 00:03:19,965, Character said: [circus music, drumming]

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At 00:03:21,327, Character said: Woah... Oh...

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At 00:03:23,801, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:03:25,666, Character said: [circus music
and drumming continue]

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At 00:03:33,772, Character said: [circus music
and drumming stop]

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At 00:03:35,182, Character said: [Italian song playing softly
from backroom]

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At 00:03:49,128, Character said: Well, sir, can't speak for you,

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At 00:03:51,595, Character said: but, heh, I don't feel
especially f***d to hell.

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At 00:03:55,296, Character said: [dramatic tone]

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At 00:04:07,648, Character said: [whirring]

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At 00:04:13,984, Character said: [heavy thump]

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At 00:04:18,122, Character said: [ominous music rising]

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At 00:04:22,057, Character said: Hot dog.

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At 00:04:23,226, Character said: [distorted backroom music]

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At 00:04:26,025, Character said: Who's smiling now,
you infernal son of a w***e?

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At 00:04:31,738, Character said: [dramatic music]

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At 00:04:33,971, Character said: [screaming]

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At 00:04:35,334, Character said: YEAH!

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At 00:04:42,178, Character said: [screaming halts]

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At 00:04:43,744, Character said: [Hal] I don't know
if every father

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At 00:04:45,011, Character said: passes some secret horror
onto his kids.

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At 00:04:49,020, Character said: But mine sure did.

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At 00:04:50,655, Character said: ["Let the Good Times Roll"
by Shirley and Lee starts]

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At 00:04:54,592, Character said: ♪ Come on, baby,
while the thrill is on ♪

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At 00:04:57,990, Character said: ♪ Come on, baby,
let's have some fun ♪

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At 00:05:01,401, Character said: ♪ Come on, baby,
let the good times roll ♪

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At 00:05:04,938, Character said: ♪ Roll all night long ♪

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At 00:05:08,271, Character said: My name is Hal Shelborn.

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At 00:05:10,541, Character said: This is me
and my twin brother, Bill.

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At 00:05:13,609, Character said: Well, this is us
before everything.

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At 00:05:17,111, Character said: Bill was the kind of kid
who would say, "shake on it,"

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At 00:05:19,983, Character said: but then pull his hand back
and pretend to slick his hair.

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At 00:05:23,652, Character said: He was older than me
by three minutes

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At 00:05:25,786, Character said: and ate most
of my mom's placenta.

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At 00:05:27,920, Character said: So that made him
my "big" brother.

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At 00:05:30,327, Character said: A role he took seriously.

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At 00:05:31,895, Character said: And he treated me like s***t
whenever he g***t the chance.

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At 00:05:34,533, Character said: [Young Bill] I've been
meaning to tell you...

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At 00:05:37,471, Character said: Mom says she hates you
because you made dad leave,

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At 00:05:39,502, Character said: and now she has to go on dates.

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At 00:05:42,409, Character said: [Hal] But I managed
to love him anyway,

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At 00:05:44,442, Character said: even if I did
sometimes fantasize

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At 00:05:46,442, Character said: about being an only child.

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At 00:05:48,281, Character said: [Young Hal] I hate you,
Bill Shelborn.

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At 00:05:51,577, Character said: [squishing sound]

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At 00:05:53,821, Character said: [slow jazz music]

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At 00:05:57,686, Character said: [Hal] My mom raised us
on her own

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At 00:05:59,722, Character said: for as long as she could,
at least.

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At 00:06:01,960, Character said: And my mom,

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At 00:06:03,461, Character said: well, I can remember
her perfectly,

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At 00:06:05,262, Character said: like it was yesterday.

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At 00:06:06,967, Character said: [Lois] Your father...

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At 00:06:09,601, Character said: Well, your father went out
for a pack of cigarettes

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At 00:06:13,269, Character said: and never came back.

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At 00:06:15,072, Character said: [Lois tsks]

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At 00:06:16,638, Character said: [Lois] Just made
like an egg and...

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At 00:06:20,308, Character said: scrambled.

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At 00:06:22,245, Character said: And sure, sure,

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At 00:06:23,516, Character said: I could have been
one of his stewardesses, but,

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At 00:06:25,881, Character said: of course, the deadbeat
never took me anywhere.

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At 00:06:29,219, Character said: He just brought back

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At 00:06:31,324, Character said: Swiss cuckoo clocks
and bonsai trees.

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At 00:06:34,921, Character said: [Lois] Knick-knacks
and souvenirs

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At 00:06:36,524, Character said: to stuff our closet full.

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At 00:06:41,134, Character said: And one day, my darling boys,

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At 00:06:42,863, Character said: all that horse s***t
will be yours.

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At 00:06:47,266, Character said: [Hal] We knew my mom thought
it was a bunch of junk.

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At 00:06:50,010, Character said: But for Bill and me,

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At 00:06:51,775, Character said: Dad's closet was full of clues
to who he was.

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At 00:06:55,541, Character said: There she is.

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At 00:06:58,282, Character said: Old deadbeat's disguise.

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At 00:07:01,383, Character said: [mysterious melody]

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At 00:07:18,105, Character said: The hell's that thing from?

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At 00:07:19,733, Character said: Paris, France or something?

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At 00:07:21,372, Character said: It says, "Organ Grinder Monkey."

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At 00:07:26,143, Character said: "Like Life."

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At 00:07:28,577, Character said: You mean "lifelike," dumbshit.

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At 00:07:31,817, Character said: No.

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At 00:07:38,387, Character said: [Young Hal] What?

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At 00:07:50,369, Character said: [Young Bill]
Give me that thing.

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At 00:07:53,268, Character said: Here.

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At 00:08:02,542, Character said: [ominous tone]

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At 00:08:09,554, Character said: You think this does junk
if I turn this?

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At 00:08:12,356, Character said: Don't, Bill. It's Dad's.

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At 00:08:14,094, Character said: Dad's gone, fuckface.

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At 00:08:16,592, Character said: And I'm his next of "skin,"

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At 00:08:18,431, Character said: so legally,
everything in here's mine.

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At 00:08:23,333, Character said: [key winding clicks]

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At 00:08:43,220, Character said: [whirring]

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At 00:08:44,352, Character said: [gasps]

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At 00:08:48,390, Character said: [clicking]

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At 00:08:50,997, Character said: [whirring]

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At 00:08:56,266, Character said: [whirring stops]

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At 00:09:02,803, Character said: Stupid thing's broken anyway.

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At 00:09:12,044, Character said: Don't come in our room,
dumbshit.

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At 00:09:18,256, Character said: Shotgun, obviously.

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At 00:09:20,724, Character said: Christ, what's worse
than a blind date?

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At 00:09:22,360, Character said: I'd rather take my chances

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At 00:09:23,630, Character said: and kiss a goddamn frog
and see what happens.

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At 00:09:25,658, Character said: Okay, boys!

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At 00:09:27,062, Character said: [Lois] Uh, no soda
after you brush your teeth,

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At 00:09:29,431, Character said: and no fires,

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At 00:09:30,966, Character said: and no video games
because of the last fire.

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At 00:09:33,033, Character said: [Annie] I tried
to tell them no fires,

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At 00:09:34,606, Character said: but these boys
are nothing but willish.

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At 00:09:36,101, Character said: [Lois] Thank you,
babysitter Annie.

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At 00:09:39,311, Character said: I'll be home by midnight.

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At 00:09:41,278, Character said: [sinister music]

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At 00:09:45,284, Character said: [sighs]
Okay, boys,

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At 00:09:47,685, Character said: I've g***t only
one rule for tonight.

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At 00:09:48,985, Character said: Keep your...