Eenie.Meanie.2025.1080p.web.h264-accomplishedyak Subtitles

At 00:00:29,208, Character said: [phone beeps]

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At 00:00:30,208, Character said: [electronic voice] You have three new
voice messages. First message.

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At 00:00:33,917, Character said: [parent 1, on phone]
Edie, where the hell are you?

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At 00:00:35,542, Character said: It's 1:00 a.m. and your mother is
making an a***s of herself. So you need...

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At 00:00:39,500, Character said: - Hey. Where you going? I said we're not--
- [parent 2] I need five minutes. No.

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At 00:00:42,583, Character said: - [parent 1] Kat, we're leaving. F***k.
- [Kat] Oh, come on. Five minutes.

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At 00:00:45,167, Character said: - [parent 1] Edie, move your a***s.
- [line beeps]

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At 00:00:47,583, Character said: [electronic voice] Next message.

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At 00:00:48,958, Character said: [parent 1] No. What are you d... No,
don't serve her. Don't serve her another...

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At 00:00:52,333, Character said: Jesus Christ, man.
She's s***t-hammered already.

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At 00:00:55,375, Character said: - [Kat] Oh, shut up.
- What the f***k? [groans]

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At 00:00:57,875, Character said: Edie, seriously. Get down here.

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At 00:01:02,000, Character said: - [line beeps]
- [electronic voice] Next message.

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At 00:01:04,542, Character said: [parent 1] If you fell asleep
with your goddamn headphones on,

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At 00:01:06,958, Character said: I swear to God, I'm gonna lose my s***t.

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At 00:01:08,958, Character said: Pick up the phone. What the hell is...

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At 00:01:11,458, Character said: What the f***k are you looking at?
Was I talking to you?

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At 00:01:14,042, Character said: - Yeah, boy. Keep walking.
- [patron] Nobody's hitting on your girl.

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At 00:01:16,458, Character said: [parent 1] Nice shirt, you f***g
Ricky Martin wannabe motherfucker.

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At 00:01:19,875, Character said: - You see me going anywhere?
- [patron] Who you think you talking to?

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At 00:01:21,875, Character said: - [parent 1] I'm right here.
- You want trouble, you found it.

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At 00:01:23,625, Character said: - [Kat] Mark, don't... God. Oh, my--
- [line beeps]

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At 00:01:27,833, Character said: I worked last week. It's my money.

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At 00:01:29,958, Character said: Oh, great, yeah. One week.
You worked one week. Oh, you know what?

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At 00:01:33,250, Character said: How is it that you get to spend
all your work money on your bullshit,

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At 00:01:36,542, Character said: when I give everything I make

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At 00:01:38,000, Character said: - to you and Edie?
- [scoffs]

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At 00:01:39,667, Character said: I'm not taking you back to that shithole.

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At 00:01:42,125, Character said: - Who the f***k was that guy in there?
- It was Chico.

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At 00:01:45,667, Character said: - Chico? Who's Chico?
- [stammers] No, uh, Rich, or...

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At 00:01:48,083, Character said: - Ri... Rich? Rich Pacheco?
- Whatever.

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At 00:01:50,958, Character said: That was Rich Pache... The jagoff
that robbed the Sevs with a butter knife?

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At 00:01:55,167, Character said: - [Kat] He's harmless.
- No, he tried to kill a cashier.

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At 00:01:57,458, Character said: But he didn't.

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At 00:01:58,542, Character said: Because he used a f***g butter knife.
Which makes him an idiot.

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At 00:02:00,917, Character said: - Stop socializing with stupid junkies.
- [laughs] Okay.

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At 00:02:06,208, Character said: [Kat sighs]

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At 00:02:07,333, Character said: - That's crazy.
- [Kat] "Junkies."

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At 00:02:09,125, Character said: [Mark] Thought he was in jail.

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At 00:02:21,792, Character said: [Kat]
You know, I didn't ask you to police me.

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At 00:02:23,458, Character said: - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fine.
- Jesus Christ already.

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At 00:02:25,375, Character said: Thank you for filling in for my dead dad.

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At 00:02:27,417, Character said: 'Cause I was really missing
having someone up my a***s 24-7.

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At 00:02:30,167, Character said: Well, obviously
it didn't work the first time.

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At 00:02:32,667, Character said: And what makes you think
it's gonna work now, hmm?

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At 00:02:34,958, Character said: Are you even... [laughs]
What a pain in the a***s. [chuckles]

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At 00:02:40,167, Character said: - Guys.
- What?

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At 00:02:43,417, Character said: F***k!

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At 00:02:44,417, Character said: - What do I do? [sighs] What do I do?
- No, no, no. No. It's fine, honey.

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At 00:02:46,708, Character said: - Just calm down.
- It's not f***g fine.

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At 00:02:48,417, Character said: No, we'll just... let's just
tell him that we've been drinking.

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At 00:02:50,333, Character said: - She's 14.
- Yeah, he'll think we're being smart.

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At 00:02:52,542, Character said: Shut it, Kat.
Hey, Edie, Edie, do not pull over.

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At 00:02:55,375, Character said: I'm pulling over.

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At 00:02:56,458, Character said: Edie! Do not f***g pull over.
Oh, my God.

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At 00:03:06,375, Character said: [sighs]

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At 00:03:09,458, Character said: [Kat] Okay, you know what? I'm gonna
hide it. That's what I'm gonna do.

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At 00:03:11,500, Character said: - [Mark] Shut it, Kat. Edie. Look at me.
- I'm just gonna--

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At 00:03:16,458, Character said: Look at me.

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At 00:03:19,750, Character said: - Your mom has a s***t ton of coke on her.
- [breathes heavily]

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At 00:03:25,500, Character said: She bought a bunch of coke
from Rich f***g Pacheco,

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At 00:03:28,500, Character said: and if you don't get us out of here
right now--

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At 00:03:30,208, Character said: [Kat]
Okay, you know what? You're overreact--

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At 00:03:31,500, Character said: [Mark] You-- You don't think he's gonna
pull us out of the car? Huh?

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At 00:03:33,875, Character said: When he finds out that she's f***g 14?

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At 00:03:36,375, Character said: Edie, if you don't get us the f***k out of
here right now, your ma is going to jail.

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At 00:03:41,042, Character said: - Mark.
- [Kat] It's your third strike, babe.

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At 00:03:43,083, Character said: [Edie breathes heavily]

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At 00:03:45,958, Character said: [Mark] Edie. Look at me.

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At 00:03:52,583, Character said: It's okay.

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At 00:03:54,792, Character said: - [sniffles]
- Now.

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At 00:03:58,833, Character said: - [cries, breathes heavily]
- Just like I taught ya.

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At 00:04:03,083, Character said: Punch it.

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At 00:04:05,708, Character said: [♪ "Apollo Kids" playing]

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At 00:04:24,958, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:04:26,875, Character said: [stammers] I gotta go!

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At 00:04:28,500, Character said: - What? No, no, no, no, no. Fifteen.
- Come on!

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At 00:04:30,458, Character said: - Fifteen more minutes.
- I've g***t work in, like seven hours.

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At 00:04:33,167, Character said: So? It's my birthday.

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At 00:04:34,542, Character said: Yo a***s used to be fun.

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At 00:04:35,833, Character said: Oh, come on. I still have to study.
Tori's gonna stay. She's fun.

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At 00:04:39,625, Character said: Oh, no. No, no, no. Tori is too fun.
[chuckles]

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At 00:04:42,417, Character said: Look, I g***t a 2:00 a.m. last call
with that crazy-a***s bitch.

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At 00:04:45,208, Character said: - So, no, I'm good. Yeah.
- [Edie laughs]

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At 00:04:46,958, Character said: Okay, yes. Stay away from her.

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At 00:04:48,458, Character said: - Yeah. [chuckles] I'm good.
- Thank you.

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At 00:04:49,875, Character said: No, no, no. You don't have to do...
I know how tight your s***t is right now.

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At 00:04:52,333, Character said: Oh, no. It's your birthday. You're not
paying on your birthday. Come on.

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At 00:04:54,708, Character said: - [bartender] Declined.
- S***t!

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At 00:04:56,083, Character said: It's fine. It's fine.

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At 00:04:57,292, Character said: My tuition probably went through.

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At 00:04:58,792, Character said: - I g***t you.
- Uh.

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At 00:05:00,208, Character said: No, no, no.
Thank you, thank you, but we're good.

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At 00:05:02,250, Character said: You gonna let your friend pay
on her birthday?

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At 00:05:03,833, Character said: - Oh--
- You can pay me back with your number.

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At 00:05:05,833, Character said: She said we're good.

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At 00:05:07,375, Character said: Why you stoppin' me from
blessin' your girl's life?

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At 00:05:09,500, Character said: Yo breath. Oh, my God.
You done cleared my d***n sinuses.

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At 00:05:12,042, Character said: - [laughs]
- Mmm, yeah, okay.

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At 00:05:13,625, Character said: Wow. He's still here. He has confidence.

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At 00:05:16,250, Character said: [stammers] He doesn't have a mint.

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At 00:05:17,875, Character said: [laughs] I'm sorry.
She's really mean. I'm sorry.

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At 00:05:21,042, Character said: You don't look sorry.

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At 00:05:22,250, Character said: - I-I'll try. I'll try. I'll try.
- Get you a mint. Get you a mint, boo.

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At 00:05:25,208, Character said: [Edie] Bye, Doug.

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At 00:05:26,542, Character said: - You doing too much.
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:28,000, Character said: School, work,
studyin' in the middle of the night.

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At 00:05:31,083, Character said: - Definitely feels like too much.
- Yeah.

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At 00:05:33,875, Character said: Well, I'm proud of you.

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At 00:05:36,250, Character said: And you still ain't called that bum-a***s,
broke-a***s motherfucker in, what now?

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At 00:05:38,833, Character said: - Hey. You promised. Come on.
- I ain't promise s***t on my birthday.

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At 00:05:41,833, Character said: I could talk s***t about that bum-a***s
on my birthday.

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At 00:05:44,125, Character said: It's been seven-and-a-half months now, so...

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At 00:05:46,667, Character said: That's good. For real.

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At 00:05:48,792, Character said: That's a long-a***s time to be with
somebody and then walk away.

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At 00:05:51,292, Character said: I know how hard that s***t is.

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At 00:05:53,083, Character said: [car engine revving]

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At 00:05:55,875, Character said: Ooh, this motherfucker.

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