Stric Croatian Eac3-bultor (2022) Subtitles

At 00:01:46,040, Character said: -What have you done with the plate?
-Nothing.

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At 00:01:49,840, Character said: Nothing? It's shattered
all over the kitchen.

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At 00:01:51,560, Character said: It's not. Where have you been?
Go set the table.

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At 00:01:56,600, Character said: -They'll be mismatched...
-I'll do it if you won't.

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At 00:01:59,040, Character said: Go away.
I didn't say I won't.

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At 00:02:00,360, Character said: Just that the plates will be mismatched.

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At 00:02:08,040, Character said: Put the mismatched one at my place
at the table.

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At 00:02:23,720, Character said: Have you checked the fairy lights?

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At 00:02:25,560, Character said: -They're working.
-You sure?

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At 00:02:27,920, Character said: -Yes.
-Absolutely sure?

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At 00:02:30,760, Character said: No.

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At 00:02:37,640, Character said: They're working.

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At 00:02:43,320, Character said: -Why did you put that sweater on?
-It's just a sweater.

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At 00:02:45,720, Character said: Change it, you wore it yesterday.

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At 00:02:47,960, Character said: What are you on about? It was the
orange one with the shitty pattern.

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At 00:02:52,320, Character said: -You're clueless.
-I hope you're right.

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At 00:03:00,480, Character said: Why are you walking around
in those muddy shoes?

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At 00:03:03,280, Character said: -You told me to get more firewood.
-I just washed the floor.

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At 00:03:06,400, Character said: Go change your clothes.
He'll be here any minute.

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At 00:03:10,000, Character said: What's this? Don't tell me you broke it.

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At 00:03:12,360, Character said: Of course not. I took it apart
to put it back together again.

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At 00:03:16,080, Character said: I've told you a hundred times
to be careful with those.

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At 00:03:18,080, Character said: True.

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At 00:03:19,960, Character said: You know we don't have a spare one.

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At 00:03:21,400, Character said: Go change your clothes,
he'll be here any minute now.

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At 00:03:26,760, Character said: Give me that!

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At 00:03:43,080, Character said: I told you they're working.

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At 00:03:44,840, Character said: Can't be too sure.

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At 00:03:50,360, Character said: THE UNCLE

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At 00:04:31,920, Character said: May you and your family
be blessed this Christmas.

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At 00:04:36,680, Character said: And may the Lord be with you.

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At 00:04:40,600, Character said: Brother, fall into my arms!

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At 00:04:45,520, Character said: Welcome, my brother!

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At 00:04:56,400, Character said: I see life's good to you.
Wife feeds you well.

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At 00:05:00,400, Character said: Can't complain.

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At 00:05:08,080, Character said: Look at my favourite nephew!

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At 00:05:11,280, Character said: Growing like a weed.

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At 00:05:16,800, Character said: Say, have you grown hair on your balls?

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At 00:05:22,680, Character said: Have you, huh?

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At 00:05:25,040, Character said: Yes. A whole forest.

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At 00:05:30,800, Character said: And what's this? Chocolate?

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At 00:05:34,440, Character said: Moustache, Uncle, moustache.

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At 00:05:37,280, Character said: Good for you!
That's my boy, well done.

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At 00:05:42,200, Character said: Do mum and dad listen to you?

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At 00:05:45,680, Character said: Dad, yes. Mum, not so much.

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At 00:05:58,480, Character said: Save the best for last.

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At 00:06:00,840, Character said: The Sister-in-law. Like Sophia Loren!

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At 00:06:06,680, Character said: -Come here!
-Uncle...

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At 00:06:12,560, Character said: We are so happy
to have you with us again.

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At 00:06:27,720, Character said: I see you're getting perkier
with each passing year.

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At 00:06:44,200, Character said: Hurry up, Sister-in-law,
what's taking you so long?

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At 00:06:48,600, Character said: Mum, mum, mum!

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At 00:06:52,840, Character said: Coming, I'm ready!

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At 00:07:00,880, Character said: Mum, mum, mum!

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At 00:07:04,400, Character said: Strut that leg.

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At 00:07:08,400, Character said: A bit more.

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At 00:07:11,480, Character said: Just a bit more.

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At 00:07:14,760, Character said: Stop stuffing yourself with those,
you'll spoil your appetite!

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At 00:07:17,520, Character said: Leave the boy be, Sister-in-law,
it's not Christmas every day!

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At 00:07:25,320, Character said: Do you like the present Santa
has brought you?

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At 00:07:33,040, Character said: Yes. You are the best Uncle ever.

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At 00:07:37,520, Character said: From here to Universe and back again.

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At 00:07:39,720, Character said: It's exactly the model I saw
in the brochure.

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At 00:07:43,240, Character said: Everyone in class will envy me.

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At 00:07:46,400, Character said: And when they ask me
if they can take a look, I'll say no.

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At 00:07:49,640, Character said: Watch with your eyes,
not with your hands!

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At 00:07:54,320, Character said: Have you thanked your Uncle?
What do we say when we get a present?

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At 00:07:58,080, Character said: Danke Deutschland.

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At 00:08:01,760, Character said: Nichts zu danken, mein Schatz.

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At 00:08:07,760, Character said: Don't smoke them all in one day.

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At 00:08:10,640, Character said: Lift them up so I can film them.

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At 00:08:14,000, Character said: -They are pretty strong.
-As they should be.

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At 00:08:25,360, Character said: This is a perfume.

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At 00:08:45,000, Character said: Sister-in-law...

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At 00:08:49,320, Character said: You smell like a Croatian rose....

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At 00:08:59,840, Character said: Thank you very much
for this lovely surprise.

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At 00:09:03,920, Character said: I only ever saw this one in a magazine.

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At 00:09:06,720, Character said: I'll save it for special occasions,
such as this one.

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At 00:09:11,000, Character said: It was the most expensive one
in the duty-free shop.

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At 00:09:18,320, Character said: -Sis couldn't come with you?
-She couldn't make it this year.

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At 00:09:23,960, Character said: But, hopefully,
she'll come next year... Maybe.

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At 00:09:29,680, Character said: And she sends her regards.

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At 00:09:37,120, Character said: -Here she is.
-Well done, Sister-in-law, bravo!

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At 00:09:41,200, Character said: It was worth it to drive
600 kilometers for this.

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At 00:09:45,160, Character said: From Münich to here,
I couldn't stop thinking about her turkey.

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At 00:10:04,600, Character said: Hail Mary, full of grace...

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At 00:10:06,880, Character said: The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,

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At 00:10:10,480, Character said: and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.

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At 00:10:12,280, Character said: Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,

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At 00:10:15,960, Character said: now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

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At 00:10:18,560, Character said: In the name of the Father, the Son,
and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

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At 00:10:27,840, Character said: No treats like this in Germany...

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At 00:10:30,600, Character said: And Germany has everything.

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At 00:10:47,160, Character said: Here's a drumstick...

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At 00:10:52,920, Character said: for my favourite nephew!

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At 00:11:01,200, Character said: Thank you, Uncle!

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At 00:11:02,840, Character said: You won't be able to eat it all.
Don't be greedy.

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At 00:11:05,520, Character said: But Obelix always eats
the whole drumstick.

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At 00:11:08,720, Character said: Don't eat with your hands!

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At 00:11:11,000, Character said: Let him be, Sister-in-law. In Germany,
we also eat drumsticks with our hands.

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At 00:11:16,880, Character said: Close your mouth when you chew.
You're not a cow.

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At 00:12:23,280, Character said: Go ahead, do something.
What?

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At 00:12:27,400, Character said: Wave to Sis. Ciao Sis! Hi, Sis!

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At 00:12:30,800, Character said: Ciao Sis! Hi, Sis!

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At 00:12:37,400, Character said: Oh fairy, fairy of Velebit!

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At 00:12:40,760, Character said: The pride of our kin!

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At 00:12:44,120, Character said: Live long, oh dearest, live long,

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At 00:12:47,920, Character said: oh dearest, fairy of all Croats!

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At 00:12:53,560, Character said: Well done, Son.

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At 00:12:55,760, Character said: Let our old Croatian song be heard
in this dungeon of people.

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At 00:13:01,600, Character said: Uncle, why is that song forbidden?

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At 00:13:04,880, Character said: Shut up.
Because of fear.

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At 00:13:07,160, Character said: We may not have Croatia,
but at least we can sing.

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At 00:13:13,120, Character said: But Uncle, you live in Germany.

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At 00:13:26,960, Character said: People think Mussolini should be made
with homemade raspberry syrup.

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At 00:13:31,240, Character said: But they're wrong.

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At 00:13:33,280, Character said: The trick is to get the ratio of syrup
to wine just right.

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At 00:13:37,440, Character said: Right, right...

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At 00:13:43,640, Character said: This is called vi-de-o.

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At 00:13:48,360, Character said: Video.

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At 00:13:49,560, Character said: 37. CHRISTMAS - LIGHTS

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At 00:13:53,400, Character said: It plays everything you recorded on tape.

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At 00:14:05,760, Character said: Strut that leg.

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At 00:14:11,200, Character said: Look at how fat I **!

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At 00:14:12,960, Character said: You're not fat, Sister-in-law.
The camera adds weight.

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At 00:14:16,000, Character said: You have a perfect figure.

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At 00:14:18,800, Character said: We all have a nice figure.

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At 00:14:24,280, Character said: Look, there's me!

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At 00:14:27,560, Character said: My voice sounds so weird...

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At 00:14:32,000, Character said: When ** I gonna come on?

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At 00:14:37,280, Character said: Stop!

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At 00:14:46,320, Character said: You're wearing the same sweater.

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At 00:14:50,840, Character said: How can you let the kid walk around
dressed like a hick?

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At 00:14:59,480, Character said: It's his...