Crocodile.2.Death.Swamp.2002.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG Subtitles

00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,Thank you, guys.

00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,You don't know
what you saved me.

00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,Nobody f***g move!

00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:40,On the floor!

00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,Everyone
on the f***g floor.

00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,Get on the ground,
you f***g wanker.

00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:48,Christ.

00:00:48,744 --> 00:00:50,Let's go.
Let's go!

00:00:50,224 --> 00:00:51,Come on, love.

00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,Don't be shy.

00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:54,Get the f***k out of the chair.

00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:55,Come on.

00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,What the f***k are you doing?

00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,If you don't move, I'm gonnafuck you in the a***s right here.

00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:00,Go.
Go.

00:01:00,277 --> 00:01:01,Go!

00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,Get on the floor.

00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:06,Get on the f***g floor!

00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:07,Go.

00:01:16,337 --> 00:01:19,Don't anybody move orbreathe unless I tell you to.

00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,Told you to stay down.

00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,Came from way downtown.

00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,Bang.

00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,What are you--

00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:34,No, you f***g don't.

00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:36,I told you to stay down.

00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:37,I'm in.

00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:44,Pete, you all right?

00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:46,PETE: Nice and tight, Sol.

00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,You g***t him, Pete.

00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:49,Let's get it on, baby.

00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:57,You want to go for a ride?

00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:05,Have a nice trip.

00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:06,Well enjoy!

00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:17,Freeze!

00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,Ah!

00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:29,POLICEMAN: Police.

00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,Everybody stay down.

00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:32,Ah, you've been hit.

00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,Ah!

00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,POLICEMAN: Man down!

00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,Man down!

00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:09,Let's go.

00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:41,Thank you.

00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,AIRPORT ANNOUNCEMENT: Flight 181is now departing from Gate 8.

00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:44,Flight 181 is now departing.

00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,Ugh.

00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,Your drink.

00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,Oh, muchas gracias.

00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:52,De nada.

00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,Hey, it's me.

00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,MIA : Hi, how is it?

00:04:55,686 --> 00:04:57,Oh, it's amazing.

00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,Wait till you see this place.

00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,How's, uh, how's Anaheim?

00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:01,MIA : Ugh, whatever.

00:05:02,127 --> 00:05:03,.

00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,Hey, I g***t your present.

00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,It's great, except I
have to hit it a million

00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:08,times before it lights.

00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,Well, it's an antique.

00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:13,Um, so did you
like the engraving?

00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,Kind of sappy.

00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,Yeah, but deep
down inside, you

00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:17,know you like the sappiness.

00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:19,Among other things.

00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,So what, uh, what
flight are you working?

00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,Ugh, 211.

00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,Oh, party plane to
the Mexican coast, huh?

00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,Don't even go there.

00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:30,Look, I'm really lookingforward to this weekend.

00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,I hope we can-- we can
work everything out.

00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:35,I hope so.

00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:36,I love you.

00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,Put the champagne
on ice, and I'll see

00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,you in a couple of hours, OK?

00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,Bye.

00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,It looks like
it's going to rain.

00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,I hate rain.

00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:56,Come on.

00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,Let's go.

00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:01,Oh, god.

00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,Are you OK?

00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:03,Yeah.

00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,Yeah, I think I'll be OK.

00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,Hang on just a second.

00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:10,The stewardess
who's afraid to fly.

00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:47,Hey.

00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,Can I help you?

00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:50,There should four electronictickets under Dirty Shames.

00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:51,OK.

00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:55,You're going to have to
check all those bags.

00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:56,Those are too big for carry-on.

00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,That'll be wonderful.

00:06:58,853 --> 00:06:59,Thanks.

00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:00,Mhm.

00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:07,You care for my bag, right?

00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:08,I g***t it.

00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:40,Gentlemen, I have
your refreshments.

00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:41,Ah, thank you.
Thank you.

00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:42,Thank you.

00:07:43,071 --> 00:07:44,Ah, thank you.

00:07:44,812 --> 00:07:47,Um,
no weather delays today.

00:07:47,815 --> 00:07:49,G***t it?

00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:53,Oh, tell me, Zachis meeting you for the weekend.

00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:53,Yep.

00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:54,Oh, cool.

00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,Cool.

00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:57,I like Zach.

00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:58,Mm.

00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,Yeah.

00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:01,Well, we're going to
give it another shot.

00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,Well, good.

00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,Now, when you get down
there, do something new.

00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,Maybe go scuba diving--

00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,beautiful reefs.

00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,The wife and I do
it all the time.

00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:12,Some excitement into
the relationship.

00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,PASSENGER: Whoohoo!

00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:23,Acapulco, here we come.

00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,Showtime.

00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,PASSENGER: We are gonna
have the best time ever.

00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:32,Hi.

00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:33,Can I get you
something to drink?

00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:34,Water, please.

00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:35,Can I get you
something to drink?

00:08:35,863 --> 00:08:36,- Of course.

00:08:36,907 --> 00:08:38,I'll make you one especially.

00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:39,Hey, Singapore Slings,
can you make those?

00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:42,Singapore Sling
was invented in 1915,

00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,Raffles Hotel in Singapore.

00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:45,I'm the champion.
- Hahaha.

00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:48,That's all I need to say.Thank you very much.

00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:49,PASSENGER: You the man.

00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,Give me some love, baby.

00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,Give me some love.

00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:52,Another other 50 points.

00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,PASSENGER: Way to go, Brian.Whoohoo.

00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,Dare I ask?

00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,Yeah.

00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,I won the Fun Sun Trivia Bowl,so we're all going to Acapulco,

00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,and everything's paid for.

00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,Styling.

00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,Wow.

00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,Brian Bigham, I
** the champion.

00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:06,Anyone ask me anything.

00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:09,Anyone.

00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:10,OK.

00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,OK, OK, OK, let's see.

00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:18,What's the average altitudeof most commercial flights?

00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,Ooh.

00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:20,Average altitude of most
commercial flights--

00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,35,000 feet.

00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:23,I ** the champion.
Yes!

00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:26,Whoohoohoo!

00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,Why do I get the
feeling this is going

00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,to be one of those flights?

00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:32,PASSENGER: This is
gonna be the best time.

00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:33,- Good.

00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:34,PASSENGER: Tequila shots.

00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,PASSENGER: Whoo!

00:09:35,444 --> 00:09:36,So what do you do?

00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,I'm a nurse.

00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,Really?

00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,That's a veryphilanthropic profession.

00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,I know a little bit aboutmedical, because I'm a lawyer.

00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:47,I used to domalpractice, malfeasance.

00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,Justin Reynolds.

00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,PASSENGER: I have
a kick-a***s hotel.

00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:51,JUSTIN: Uh, hey you.

00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:52,Something to drink, sir?

00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,JUSTIN: I'd like
a martini, please,

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