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00:00:13,630 --> 00:00:14,Right, kids?

00:00:14,630 --> 00:00:16,And that's how I defeated Kite Man.

00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,Any questions?

00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:21,- Yeah, Canadian tuxedo.
- Do you have a pet?

00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:23,I do have a pet. That's a great question.

00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:25,I have a pet named Eagly. He's an eagle.

00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:26,Do you have a origin story?

00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:31,Let's go. Bets right here.
Let's go. Let your money talk.

00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:34,You dumb f***k, you killed your brother!

00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:37,You killed
your brother, you piece of s***t!

00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:40,Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison.

00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,- For what?
- Superhero s***t.

00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,- What superhero are you?
- Peacemaker.

00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:46,- What were you in prison for?
- Integrity.

00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:48,I made a vow to have peace,

00:00:48,670 --> 00:00:51,no matter how many people
I have to kill to get it.

00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:54,Your dad's White Dragon costume, right?

00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:56,How is it so big in this place?

00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:58,It's a quantum unfolding storage area.

00:00:58,010 --> 00:01:00,It leads to a dimensional nodule
outside normal space.

00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,Well, I guess your dad's
pretty brainy for a racist.

00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,And if your dad's a racist
and you work with him...

00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,I don't work with him! He makes me stuff!

00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,I hesitate giving you any helmet

00:01:09,230 --> 00:01:11,as big a simp as you turned out to be.

00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:15,You know you don't have
to call me Peacemaker.

00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,You can call me Chris.

00:01:16,450 --> 00:01:18,I have no interest in you
other than your ability to fight for us.

00:01:18,910 --> 00:01:20,I thought you were in prison for life.

00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,How did you get out anyway?

00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,I work for the government, okay?

00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,- Post office?
- Dude.

00:01:25,290 --> 00:01:26,I kill people for them, okay?

00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:28,Huh? Sick.

00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:29,Eat peace, motherfuckers!

00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,You know, lately I'm just
thinking I'm a f***g maniac.

00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:35,Like, I don't know, I'm having
feelings about things that--

00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,I don't think Chris is ever
gonna be happy

00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,as long as his father's around.

00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:44,I knew you was unclean
when you killed your brother!

00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,You killed my brother!
You killed Keith.

00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:55,Well, go ahead and do it,
you f***g p***y.

00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,You'll never be able
to get the f***k away--

00:02:03,370 --> 00:02:05,I read your file, Chris.

00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,It was an accident. You were a child.

00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,Stop letting that s***t define who you are.

00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,Dude, we're saving the world
from a f***g alien invasion.

00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:19,The whole team is injured,
so I was thinking, like,

00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,maybe you could call in
the Justice Gang.

00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:26,I have a real bad gag reflex.

00:02:27,270 --> 00:02:28,Oh s***t.

00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:30,You know, one time I puked all
over Green Lantern, I was--

00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,I g***t seasick from flying
on a green magic carpet.

00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:34,The weird thing is he f***g liked it.

00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,You're late, you f***g dickheads.

00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,- What a meathead.
- Screw that guy.

00:02:48,790 --> 00:02:50,You know he tells people I'm a puke freak?

00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:56,The Peacemaker and the costumed
crime fighter Vigilante

00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,were working in a deep cover operation

00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:01,for the U.S. government
called Project Butterfly.

00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:03,It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve Prison

00:03:03,970 --> 00:03:06,under the command of Amanda Waller,

00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:08,who happens to be my mother.

00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:37,Eagly.

00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:40,Come on, dude. Stop it.

00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,What?

00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,It's too cold outside.
It's too cold outside. Jesus!

00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,There, Eagly. You want to fly, fly.

00:04:22,130 --> 00:04:24,It's just too d***n cold
to take you outside.

00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,Hey.

00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:55,Mornin'.

00:05:00,170 --> 00:05:02,F***k you then,
you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch.

00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:08,Eagly?

00:05:14,390 --> 00:05:15,Eagly, come on, bro.

00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:21,Eagly, taking an awful lot
for granted.

00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:26,I don't work for you, dude.
Okay?

00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,Just because I'm out of prison
and we spend a lot of time together

00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,doesn't mean you determine
how that time is spent.

00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:33,The one f***g day I don't take you out,

00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,you wake me up
like I'm your f***g slave.

00:05:35,830 --> 00:05:37,We need to start making
clear who's the human

00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:39,and who's the eagle.
I'm the human and--

00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,Dumbass. What are you doing?

00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,You okay, pal?

00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:01,You sleepwalking again?

00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,You look like you've seen a ghost.

00:09:33,530 --> 00:09:36,It's still weird seeing you come
out of your old man's house.

00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:38,- Mine now.
- Hell yeah, it is.

00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,Hey, Keeya call you back?

00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:44,Sorry.

00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,Girl can't deal with me being me.

00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,- That's her problem.
- Deffo.

00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:53,S***t. I mean, I'm about hardcore s***t now.

00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:54,That's what I do.

00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:56,Her not being able to accept that

00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,is like her not being able
to accept me, right?

00:09:59,260 --> 00:10:01,I don't know. Maybe she just
doesn't want you to die.

00:10:01,890 --> 00:10:03,You've seen me handle myself.

00:10:04,220 --> 00:10:05,What, you think I look like I'm gonna die?

00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,- Maybe.
- Get the f***k out of here.

00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,Okay, Charles Bronson.

00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,Come on, man. You know I g***t moves.

00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,I'm just saying.

00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,We all might die, okay?

00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,Happens every day
to people tougher than you.

00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:17,- And you.
- No, not often.

00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,You know, people as tough as me,
they normally die of old age.

00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,- That's just stats.
- Jesus.

00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,I almost forgot. I g***t business cards.

00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,Check them out.

00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,Oh, that is...

00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,really...

00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,cool.

00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,- Who's the woman?
- That's me.

00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:36,Okay. Well, she's, um, kind of...

00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:38,- Gaunt.
- D***n, man.

00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,You really killing my vibe.

00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:45,Talk to Harcourt lately?

00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,'Course. We hung out yesterday.

00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:49,She's mostly forgiven me for airing out

00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,Task Force X's dirty laundry on TV.

00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,Did she say anything about...

00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,Like what?

00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,I don't know. She say anything,
like, about me or anything?

00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:03,Like what?

00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,I don't know.

00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:07,No.

00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:09,Hey, Ads. Thanks for driving me.

00:11:10,790 --> 00:11:11,Happy to do it.

00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,Sometimes, these guys can kind of be
up their own asses, you know?

00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:16,- Metahumans?
- Yeah.

00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,Sometimes, they say
some not-so-great s***t.

00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,- Like what?
- I don't know.

00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:21,Just like I'm stupid.

00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,That I'm wearing a disco ball
on the top of my head....