Peacemaker -megusta S02E01 (2022) Subtitles

At 00:00:13,630, Character said: Right, kids?

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At 00:00:14,630, Character said: And that's how I defeated Kite Man.

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At 00:00:16,760, Character said: Any questions?

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At 00:00:18,810, Character said: - Yeah, Canadian tuxedo.
- Do you have a pet?

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At 00:00:21,220, Character said: I do have a pet. That's a great question.

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At 00:00:23,180, Character said: I have a pet named Eagly. He's an eagle.

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At 00:00:25,190, Character said: Do you have a origin story?

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At 00:00:28,440, Character said: Let's go. Bets right here.
Let's go. Let your money talk.

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At 00:00:33,110, Character said: You dumb f***k, you killed your brother!

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At 00:00:34,780, Character said: You killed
your brother, you piece of s***t!

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At 00:00:39,410, Character said: Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison.

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At 00:00:40,740, Character said: - For what?
- Superhero s***t.

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At 00:00:42,410, Character said: - What superhero are you?
- Peacemaker.

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At 00:00:44,500, Character said: - What were you in prison for?
- Integrity.

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At 00:00:46,500, Character said: I made a vow to have peace,

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At 00:00:48,670, Character said: no matter how many people
I have to kill to get it.

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At 00:00:52,380, Character said: Your dad's White Dragon costume, right?

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At 00:00:54,840, Character said: How is it so big in this place?

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At 00:00:56,380, Character said: It's a quantum unfolding storage area.

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At 00:00:58,010, Character said: It leads to a dimensional nodule
outside normal space.

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At 00:01:00,720, Character said: Well, I guess your dad's
pretty brainy for a racist.

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At 00:01:02,720, Character said: And if your dad's a racist
and you work with him...

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At 00:01:05,390, Character said: I don't work with him! He makes me stuff!

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At 00:01:07,150, Character said: I hesitate giving you any helmet

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At 00:01:09,230, Character said: as big a simp as you turned out to be.

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At 00:01:13,570, Character said: You know you don't have
to call me Peacemaker.

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At 00:01:15,200, Character said: You can call me Chris.

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At 00:01:16,450, Character said: I have no interest in you
other than your ability to fight for us.

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At 00:01:18,910, Character said: I thought you were in prison for life.

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At 00:01:20,740, Character said: How did you get out anyway?

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At 00:01:22,200, Character said: I work for the government, okay?

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At 00:01:23,700, Character said: - Post office?
- Dude.

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At 00:01:25,290, Character said: I kill people for them, okay?

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At 00:01:26,790, Character said: Huh? Sick.

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At 00:01:28,250, Character said: Eat peace, motherfuckers!

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At 00:01:29,330, Character said: You know, lately I'm just
thinking I'm a f***g maniac.

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At 00:01:31,250, Character said: Like, I don't know, I'm having
feelings about things that--

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At 00:01:35,800, Character said: I don't think Chris is ever
gonna be happy

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At 00:01:37,840, Character said: as long as his father's around.

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At 00:01:42,140, Character said: I knew you was unclean
when you killed your brother!

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At 00:01:48,480, Character said: You killed my brother!
You killed Keith.

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At 00:01:53,150, Character said: Well, go ahead and do it,
you f***g p***y.

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At 00:01:55,110, Character said: You'll never be able
to get the f***k away--

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At 00:02:03,370, Character said: I read your file, Chris.

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At 00:02:05,040, Character said: It was an accident. You were a child.

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At 00:02:07,460, Character said: Stop letting that s***t define who you are.

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At 00:02:13,750, Character said: Dude, we're saving the world
from a f***g alien invasion.

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At 00:02:16,510, Character said: The whole team is injured,
so I was thinking, like,

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At 00:02:19,760, Character said: maybe you could call in
the Justice Gang.

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At 00:02:24,060, Character said: I have a real bad gag reflex.

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At 00:02:27,270, Character said: Oh s***t.

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At 00:02:28,430, Character said: You know, one time I puked all
over Green Lantern, I was--

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At 00:02:30,480, Character said: I g***t seasick from flying
on a green magic carpet.

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At 00:02:33,190, Character said: The weird thing is he f***g liked it.

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At 00:02:43,120, Character said: You're late, you f***g dickheads.

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At 00:02:46,120, Character said: - What a meathead.
- Screw that guy.

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At 00:02:48,790, Character said: You know he tells people I'm a puke freak?

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At 00:02:52,580, Character said: The Peacemaker and the costumed
crime fighter Vigilante

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At 00:02:56,250, Character said: were working in a deep cover operation

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At 00:02:58,170, Character said: for the U.S. government
called Project Butterfly.

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At 00:03:01,220, Character said: It's been running for years
out of Belle Reve Prison

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At 00:03:03,970, Character said: under the command of Amanda Waller,

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At 00:03:06,260, Character said: who happens to be my mother.

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At 00:03:36,880, Character said: Eagly.

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At 00:03:39,130, Character said: Come on, dude. Stop it.

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At 00:03:41,760, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:44,640, Character said: It's too cold outside.
It's too cold outside. Jesus!

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At 00:04:20,210, Character said: There, Eagly. You want to fly, fly.

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At 00:04:22,130, Character said: It's just too d***n cold
to take you outside.

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At 00:04:49,740, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:04:53,910, Character said: Mornin'.

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At 00:05:00,170, Character said: F***k you then,
you Cryptkeeper-looking bitch.

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At 00:05:07,590, Character said: Eagly?

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At 00:05:14,390, Character said: Eagly, come on, bro.

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At 00:05:18,980, Character said: Eagly, taking an awful lot
for granted.

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At 00:05:23,860, Character said: I don't work for you, dude.
Okay?

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At 00:05:26,450, Character said: Just because I'm out of prison
and we spend a lot of time together

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At 00:05:29,120, Character said: doesn't mean you determine
how that time is spent.

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At 00:05:31,780, Character said: The one f***g day I don't take you out,

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At 00:05:33,870, Character said: you wake me up
like I'm your f***g slave.

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At 00:05:35,830, Character said: We need to start making
clear who's the human

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At 00:05:37,830, Character said: and who's the eagle.
I'm the human and--

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At 00:05:43,960, Character said: Dumbass. What are you doing?

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At 00:06:57,950, Character said: You okay, pal?

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At 00:06:59,460, Character said: You sleepwalking again?

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At 00:07:01,870, Character said: You look like you've seen a ghost.

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At 00:09:33,530, Character said: It's still weird seeing you come
out of your old man's house.

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At 00:09:36,030, Character said: - Mine now.
- Hell yeah, it is.

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At 00:09:39,820, Character said: Hey, Keeya call you back?

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At 00:09:43,540, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:09:46,500, Character said: Girl can't deal with me being me.

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At 00:09:48,540, Character said: - That's her problem.
- Deffo.

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At 00:09:50,380, Character said: S***t. I mean, I'm about hardcore s***t now.

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At 00:09:53,670, Character said: That's what I do.

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At 00:09:54,880, Character said: Her not being able to accept that

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At 00:09:56,920, Character said: is like her not being able
to accept me, right?

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At 00:09:59,260, Character said: I don't know. Maybe she just
doesn't want you to die.

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At 00:10:01,890, Character said: You've seen me handle myself.

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At 00:10:04,220, Character said: What, you think I look like I'm gonna die?

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At 00:10:05,730, Character said: - Maybe.
- Get the f***k out of here.

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At 00:10:07,560, Character said: Okay, Charles Bronson.

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At 00:10:09,480, Character said: Come on, man. You know I g***t moves.

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At 00:10:11,480, Character said: I'm just saying.

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At 00:10:13,070, Character said: We all might die, okay?

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At 00:10:14,400, Character said: Happens every day
to people tougher than you.

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At 00:10:16,070, Character said: - And you.
- No, not often.

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At 00:10:17,990, Character said: You know, people as tough as me,
they normally die of old age.

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At 00:10:20,280, Character said: - That's just stats.
- Jesus.

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At 00:10:23,120, Character said: I almost forgot. I g***t business cards.

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At 00:10:24,910, Character said: Check them out.

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At 00:10:26,120, Character said: Oh, that is...

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At 00:10:28,870, Character said: really...

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At 00:10:31,210, Character said: cool.

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At 00:10:32,340, Character said: - Who's the woman?
- That's me.

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At 00:10:34,420, Character said: Okay. Well, she's, um, kind of...

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At 00:10:37,630, Character said: - Gaunt.
- D***n, man.

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At 00:10:38,920, Character said: You really killing my vibe.

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At 00:10:44,180, Character said: Talk to Harcourt lately?

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At 00:10:45,260, Character said: 'Course. We hung out yesterday.

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At 00:10:47,390, Character said: She's mostly forgiven me for airing out

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At 00:10:49,640, Character said: Task Force X's dirty laundry on TV.

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At 00:10:53,860, Character said: Did she say anything about...

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At 00:10:56,110, Character said: Like what?

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At 00:10:59,400, Character said: I don't know. She say anything,
like, about me or anything?

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At 00:11:01,570, Character said: Like what?

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At 00:11:04,450, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:11:06,120, Character said: No.

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At 00:11:08,290, Character said: Hey, Ads. Thanks for driving me.

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At 00:11:10,790, Character said: Happy to do it.

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At 00:11:11,960, Character said: Sometimes, these guys can kind of be
up their own asses, you know?

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At 00:11:14,710, Character said: - Metahumans?
- Yeah.

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At 00:11:16,050, Character said: Sometimes, they say
some not-so-great s***t.

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At 00:11:18,260, Character said: - Like what?
- I don't know.

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At 00:11:19,670, Character said: Just like I'm stupid.

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At 00:11:21,180, Character said: That I'm wearing a disco ball
on the top of my head....