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1 00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:38,779 Mod f x square dx. 2 00:03:40,455 --> 00:03:43,704 So please finish Percival by next time. 3 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:47,746 I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up. 4 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,707 Thank you, Steven. 5 00:03:55,217 --> 00:04:00,009 I also put an advanced Fourier system on the main hallway chalkboard. 6 00:04:00,138 --> 00:04:02,807 And I'm hoping that one of you might prove it by the end of the semester. 7 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:05,683 Now, the person to do so will not only be in my good graces... 8 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:09,059 but also go on to fame and fortune... 9 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:11,939 by having their accomplishment recorded and their name printed... 10 00:04:12,065 --> 00:04:14,982 in the auspicious M.I.T. Tech. 11 00:04:15,109 --> 00:04:18,976 Former winners include Nobel laureates, Field's medal winners... 12 00:04:19,112 --> 00:04:23,738 renowned astrophysicists and lowly M.I.T. Professors. 13 00:04:23,866 --> 00:04:25,325 Well, that's all. 14 00:04:25,451 --> 00:04:29,744 If you have any questions, I'm sure that Tom has the answers. 15 00:05:07,570 --> 00:05:09,278 - Hi, Will. - Kirsten, how you doing? 16 00:05:09,405 --> 00:05:11,693 - I'm all right. How are you? - Good. 17 00:05:11,824 --> 00:05:14,195 - I didn't get on Cathy last night. - No? 18 00:05:14,326 --> 00:05:15,606 - No. - Why not? 19 00:05:15,744 --> 00:05:18,661 - I don't know. Cathy! - What? 20 00:05:18,788 --> 00:05:22,156 Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me? 21 00:05:22,291 --> 00:05:26,039 Oh, f***k you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. 22 00:05:26,169 --> 00:05:30,036 Like I'd waste my energy spreadin' my legs for that Tootsie Roll d***k? 23 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:33,505 - So go home and give it a tug yourself. - Tootsie Roll! 24 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,543 Toot-Toots! 25 00:05:35,677 --> 00:05:38,761 She's missin' a tooth, Will. 26 00:05:38,888 --> 00:05:41,889 She's g***t skin problems. I don't... 27 00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:44,637 Plus, it's like 5-to-2, Morgan ends up marryin' her, you know what I mean? 28 00:05:44,768 --> 00:05:47,804 There's only so many times you can bang your friend's future wife. 29 00:05:47,937 --> 00:05:50,393 It's wrong. Where you goin'? 30 00:05:50,523 --> 00:05:54,983 - I'm gonna take off. - F***k you, you're takin' off. It's like, what, 10:00? 31 00:05:55,110 --> 00:05:57,316 I'm tired. 32 00:05:59,656 --> 00:06:01,482 Irish curse? 33 00:06:01,616 --> 00:06:04,486 She don't know. There ain't no Irish curse. 34 00:07:12,801 --> 00:07:14,758 - Out! - Stop brushing me back. 35 00:07:14,886 --> 00:07:19,049 Stop crowding the plate! Which one will it be? 36 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:23,301 You're gonna get charged, you know that. 37 00:07:23,435 --> 00:07:27,183 You think I'm afraid of you, you big f***k? You're crowdin' the fuckin' plate. 38 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,939 Hey, uh, Casey's bouncin' up a bar, uh, at Harvard next week. We should go up there. 39 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:34,143 - What are we gonna do up there? - I don't know. 40 00:07:34,277 --> 00:07:38,274 We'll f***k up some smart kids. You'll probably fit right in. 41 00:07:40,199 --> 00:07:42,820 Ow! Fuckin' punk! 42 00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:45,659 - Oh, what's up? You still tough? - Come on! 43 00:07:46,579 --> 00:07:49,117 - You want this? - Ah, come on, come on. That's it. 44 00:07:50,916 --> 00:07:55,910 I'd hold you forever here 45 00:07:56,045 --> 00:07:59,628 In my arms 46 00:07:59,757 --> 00:08:01,334 - Professor Lambeau? - Yes? 47 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:05,298 I'm in your applied theories class. We're all up at the math and science building. 48 00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:09,212 Come here. It's Saturday! 49 00:08:09,348 --> 00:08:11,839 Unless you want to have a drink with me tonight. 50 00:08:11,976 --> 00:08:14,976 Maybe. We just couldn't wait until Monday to find out. 51 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:18,768 - Find out what? - Who proved the theorem. 52 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:44,616 This is correct. Who did this? 53 00:08:44,753 --> 00:08:46,959 - Jack? - It wasn't me. 54 00:08:47,839 --> 00:08:49,713 - Nemesh? - No way. 55 00:08:53,844 --> 00:08:56,549 - Come on, Joey Mac! - Billy, McNamara's up. 56 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:59,052 Come on, kid! 57 00:08:59,182 --> 00:09:01,424 - Joey, dig it out of there. Dig it out! - I love the pitch! 58 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,974 Lay it down, Mac. That's how to do it! Attaboy! Take two, Mac, take two! 59 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:08,685 - Nice hit. - Taylor, you're up. 60 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:12,515 Hey, Morgan, who's the girl with the striped pants? She's g***t a nice a***s. 61 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:15,569 - Yeah, that's a real nice a***s. - Who's the guy she's with? 62 00:09:15,696 --> 00:09:19,147 It's that fuckin' guinea. I hate that little bitch. Will knows him. 63 00:09:19,282 --> 00:09:21,654 - You know him? - Yeah, fuckin' Carmine Scarpaglia. 64 00:09:21,784 --> 00:09:23,777 That kid used to beat the s***t out of me in kindergarten. 65 00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:25,654 - That guy? - Yeah. 66 00:09:27,664 --> 00:09:29,704 F***k this. Let's get some food. 67 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:31,956 Oh, what, Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her? 68 00:09:32,085 --> 00:09:33,413 F***k her. 69 00:09:33,544 --> 00:09:36,165 - I could go for a Whopper. - Let's go to Kelly's. 70 00:09:36,297 --> 00:09:39,297 Morgan, I'm not goin' to Kelly's just 'cause you like the take-out girl. 71 00:09:39,424 --> 00:09:43,836 - It's 15 minutes out of our way. - What the f***k are we gonna do? We can't spare 15 minutes? 72 00:09:46,597 --> 00:09:47,213 Double burger. 73 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,842 Double burger? 74 00:09:52,811 --> 00:09:55,218 Chuck I had a double burger 75 00:09:55,354 --> 00:09:58,059 Would you shut the f***k up? I know what you ordered. I was there. 76 00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:01,191 - So give me my fuckin' sandwich. - What do you mean, your sandwich? I bought it. 77 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:03,026 Morgan, how much money you g***t on you? 78 00:10:03,153 --> 00:10:07,066 I said I'd get change when I get the snow cone. I said that before when we pulled up. 79 00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:09,404 Why don't you just gimme my sandwich and stop bein' a prick? 80 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:14,111 All right, well, give me your fuckin' 16 cents that you g***t on you now. We'll put your fuckin' sandwich on layaway. 81 00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:18,112 Here we go. Keep it right up here for ya. We'll put you on a programme. 82 00:10:18,249 --> 00:10:21,534 Every day you come in with your six cents. At the end of the week, you get your sandwich. 83 00:10:21,668 --> 00:10:25,368 - Are you gonna be an a***e? - What ** I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? 84 00:10:25,505 --> 00:10:27,296 I think you should establish a good line of credit. 85 00:10:27,423 --> 00:10:30,708 Like how you bought your couch: Payment plans. 86 00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:33,594 Remember how your mother brought in ten dollars every day for a year? 87 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,463 She finally g***t her couch Rent-A-Center style. 88 00:10:35,597 --> 00:10:38,882 - Can I have my food now, please? - Here's your fuckin' double burger. 89 00:10:40,684 --> 00:10:43,056 - Whoa! - Hey, hold up, Chuck. 90 00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:45,475 - Slow it down. - Who do we g***t? 91 00:10:45,605 --> 00:10:48,178 - I don't know yet. - Hey, douche bag! 92 00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:51,565 - Yeah, you, you skank face! - Shut the f***k up! 93 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:54,647 - Let's get outta here. - What are you worried about? - Come on, Will. 94 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,439 Why don't you lick my love stick? 95 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,988 We just seen the guy 15 minutes ago at the park. If we was gonna fight him, we should fight him then. 96 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,952 - We g***t snacks now. - Shut up, Morgan, you're goin'. 97 00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:05,236 - I'm not goin'. - So don't go. - I ** not goin'! 98 00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:07,779 Fuckin' go, Morgan. 99 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:12,244 Let me tell you somethin'. If you're not out there in two fuckin' seconds, when I'm done with them, you're next. 100 00:11:12,378 --> 00:11:16,422 Carmine, it's me. It's me, Will. Remember? We went to kindergarten together. 101 00:11:16,548 --> 00:11:20,925 Way down the street there's a light in his place 102 00:11:21,052 --> 00:11:23,589 He opens the door He's g***t that look on his face 103 00:11:30,768 --> 00:11:34,184 - Fuckin', let's go, man! - Step on his fuckin' head. 104 00:11:34,313 --> 00:11:38,262 Get his a***s on the ground. Stop that motherfucker. 105 00:11:43,654 --> 00:11:46,608 Motherfucker, die! 106 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,278 - Carter! - Come on! 107 00:12:01,336 --> 00:12:04,953 Will! Will, come on! Come on. 108 00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:08,461 Will, come on. Let's go, let's go. 109 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:13,294 - Easy, brother, easy. - Hey, fellas, thanks for comin' out. 110 00:12:13,429 --> 00:12:15,303 - Come here. - Whoa, whoa! 111 00:12:22,645 --> 00:12:24,139 F***k! 112 00:12:31,278 --> 00:12:35,738 Ls this just my imagination, or has my class grown considerably? 113 00:12:37,116 --> 00:12:41,279 Well, by no stretch of my imagination do I believe you've all come here to hear me lecture. 114 00:12:41,411 -->...