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00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:28,- Thanks a lot a***e!

00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,Trish, what'd I do?

00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,- No, not you.

00:01:31,158 --> 00:01:33,Some guy just drove by
and blew a bunch of dust.

00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:34,But anyhow,

00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,there's no way I'm giving up
my weekend getaway with Sam

00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:40,just so my dad can have me
working on the farm all weekend.

00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,I can't wait to get out
of this freaking town.

00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:44,- Well
you could've gotten

00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,a flight to Miami with me.

00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,- Well at least you get out.

00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:48,But I'll be there and soon
we'll be having margaritas

00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:49,on the beach.

00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,Country?

00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,Country get back here!

00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,Let me call you back,
I'm gonna kill this dog.

00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,Country?

00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,Country?

00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,If you don't get back here
I'm gonna turn your a***s

00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:54,into beef jerky.

00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,Country?

00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,Country?

00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,Country are you okay?

00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:42,No!

00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,- Why exactly are we sitting in

00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,the middle of this hay field?

00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,- I don't know, lenox, I guess,

00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:44,I don't know, to tell
you guys thank you.

00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:47,And I mean that, like thanks
for coming with me, it means

00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,a lot to me.

00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:49,I mean this is

00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,the first time

00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,seeing my dad

00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:56,since telling him
over the phone.

00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,This is the first time
even speaking to him.

00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:02,As you all know I'm just
super nervous about it.

00:07:02,156 --> 00:07:04,- Oh don't be nervous,
mi amore.

00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,We all love you.

00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,You're our gbff.

00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:11,- We g***t your back,
love, you know that.

00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,- And your front.

00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,- You mean a lot to us dude.

00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,We are more than happy to
be here to support you.

00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,- You know I just have
to warn you guys though,

00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,small town views,

00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,they're not like New York
city views, you know?

00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:25,I mean.

00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,I don't know how my dad will
treat me now that he knows.

00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:37,I think he's more worried
about what people will say

00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,about having a gay son
if that makes sense.

00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,- Then don't be gay?

00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:46,Change it, problem solved.

00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,- That's like me telling
you not to be an a***e.

00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,You can't change it,
you were born that way.

00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,I swear to god if you
don't keep your opinions

00:07:52,272 --> 00:07:54,to yourself, I ** gonna.

00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,- It's okay.

00:07:56,443 --> 00:07:59,I'm gonna have to
get used to it now.

00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,I mean I know my dad

00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,is probably gonna
have the same opinion.

00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,It's gonna be rough.

00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:05,- Rough?

00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,I guess you haven't
had Mrs. Adams class

00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,and her stupid improv exercises.

00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:10,- She's nuts.

00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,- But you know, don't
get me wrong guys,

00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,my parents are good people.

00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,- Aw, I'm sure they are love.

00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,But I hope they understand,

00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,this big barn dance,
you promised us.

00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,- Don't worry you'll
get your freakin'

00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,country barn dance.

00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:31,- Oh my god, I can't like wait
to pop an amish guys cherry.

00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:32,Yeehaw.

00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,No but seriously.

00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,- Come on people.

00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,We have to fun this trip.

00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,This is our last big
shin dig before we

00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:40,start planning the big wedding.

00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,- Oh yeah.

00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,- Oh yeah.

00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,The big italiano themed wedding.

00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,- Oh hell yeah man.

00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,That's how kanye
married his goddess kk.

00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,- Oh shut up.
- Seriously?

00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:54,- What?

00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:56,Psh.

00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,- What the hell was that?

00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,- Oh em gee, that's some
of animal or something.

00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,- Is that even an animal?

00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,- That sounded like
someone just died.

00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,That's freaky.

00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,- Okay old farms
really freak me out.

00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:14,- Old farms? How
bout' corn fields?

00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,Go in one of those and
never come back out.

00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,- So true.

00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,- Oh and the scarecrows
are so creepy.

00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,It's like a cult or something.

00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,- Oh scary.

00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,- That's just some cat
call for some dirty old

00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:26,hillbilly who's meowing
into the country air.

00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,- Like you would know
what that is, rocky.

00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,Hunter, could that be normal?

00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,- Is that normal?

00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,Guys, this is the
country, what's normal?

00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,I mean look at all of us.

00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,Look at lenox.

00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,- Ha ha, very funny.

00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,- What?

00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,- Infinity.

00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,It's time for the
one I love the most.

00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,- Infinity, it's time for
the one I love the most.

00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,If you love me so much,

00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,why don't I have this jacket?

00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,- Now you're asking
for too much.

00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,You'll get a ring from me
before you get this jacket.

00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,- Ready to do this?

00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,Mission plant a rainbow
in the countryside.

00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,- Oh yeah.

00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,You know, rumor has it,
you've planted your rainbow

00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,on every street corner
in New York City.

00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,From the boys to the girls.

00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:16,- Come to think, i
was actually about

00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,to tell you I loved you.

00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,Glad I didn't, ha!

00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,I'm driving.

00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,- Alright, shotgun.

00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,- Come on, come on.

00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,- Ready to go.

00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,Let's yeezy out of this bitch.

00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,- That's right.

00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:10,- Jesus.

00:11:13,973 --> 00:11:16,Looks like the breakfast
club just puked on my lawn.

00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,- Wayne, you promised
me you'd behave.

00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:29,- Dad.

00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:31,- Hunter.

00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,- Come here.

00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:38,- Hey mom.

00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,- Look at you.

00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,You're looking skinnier,
are you eating enough?

00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,- Yeah.

00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:47,I eat plenty enough.

00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,Mom.

00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,Dad.

00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,This is the gang.

00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,There's Gordon.

00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,- Hi, ma'**.

00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:03,Sir.

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