Revenge.Of.The.Bridesmaids.2010.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]-ing1 Subtitles

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00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:04,FEMALE OFFICER: Turn.

00:00:04,545 --> 00:00:06,(BAD TO THE BONE PLAYING)

00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,Official YIFY movies site:
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00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,Geez, look at me.

00:00:10,221 --> 00:00:12,And I thought
my yearbook photo sucked.

00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:14,ABIGAIL: And that's me.

00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:17,Man, that dress does not
look good on anybody.

00:00:18,439 --> 00:00:19,FEMALE OFFICER: Turn.

00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:21,"Turn"? What if
I don't wanna turn?

00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,Who's gonna
turn me, you?

00:00:24,105 --> 00:00:25,Why don't you turn this?

00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,Something you should
know about me,

00:00:27,948 --> 00:00:29,I have a little problem
with authority.

00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:30,FEMALE OFFICER: Turn.

00:00:30,821 --> 00:00:33,In second grade,
I told our music teacher,
Mrs. Florentine,

00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:35,that if she wanted us
to sing like birds,

00:00:35,496 --> 00:00:38,she should get herself
some freakin' birds.

00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:40,I laughed so hard I peed.

00:00:40,121 --> 00:00:42,And then we had to
sit facing the corner
during recess.

00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,BOTH: We've been friends
ever since.

00:00:47,218 --> 00:00:49,PARKER: And that's Rachel.
FEMALE OFFICER: Turn.

00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:50,PARKER: Sweet Rachel.

00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:53,The only nice one
of the bunch of us.

00:00:54,175 --> 00:00:56,I feel so bad we
dragged her into this.

00:00:56,137 --> 00:00:58,But the thing is,
we did it all for her,
really we did.

00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,That was the idea, anyway.

00:01:01,182 --> 00:01:02,You know what,
maybe I better explain.

00:01:03,144 --> 00:01:04,We're bridesmaids.

00:01:05,396 --> 00:01:07,Not the good kind
who love the bride
like a sister

00:01:07,488 --> 00:01:11,and want to make her wedding
the most special day ever. No.

00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:12,PARKER: We're more like
the "Avenging angels

00:01:12,653 --> 00:01:16,"who are gonna give you
what's coming to you"
type of bridesmaid.

00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,You know what,
you're coming in
in the middle of things.

00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:22,So maybe I should
back up a bit.
Say, 20 years.

00:01:23,294 --> 00:01:26,So you can meet
the fourth member of
our little sisterhood.

00:01:29,210 --> 00:01:31,ABIGAIL: This is
where she lived.

00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,Still lives.

00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,It's such
an amazing house,
it has its own name,

00:01:35,176 --> 00:01:36,Bellefontaine.

00:01:38,889 --> 00:01:41,Caitlyn McNabb lives here
with her mother

00:01:41,222 --> 00:01:42,and occasional
stepfather.

00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,(GASPS) Oh, and servants,
of course.

00:01:44,645 --> 00:01:46,You need servants
when your house has
its own zip code.

00:01:46,897 --> 00:01:48,And by the way,
"Bellefontaine" is French

00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:52,for "My house is so much
nicer than your house
will ever be."

00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:55,It's a good thing
Caitlyn was an only child.

00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,She didn't
do sharing very well.

00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,She was much better
at taking.

00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:01,But we didn't mind.

00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:05,We were just little girls
blinded by the magic
of Bellefontaine.

00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,Could you blame us?

00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:11,There were tea parties
on the lawn with
homemade biscuits.

00:02:12,303 --> 00:02:14,And a secret staircase.

00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:17,You g***t to it from inside
of this huge wardrobe.

00:02:18,219 --> 00:02:19,(GIRLS LAUGHING)

00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,And it led all the way
to the backyard.

00:02:21,602 --> 00:02:22,Coast's clear.
Come on.

00:02:22,813 --> 00:02:25,We felt so lucky
to be there.

00:02:25,226 --> 00:02:26,Oh, and when we didn't,
Caitlyn would remind us

00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,how lucky we were
to be there.

00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,YOUNG CAITLYN:
...eight, nine, ten.

00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,Ready or not,
here I come.

00:02:33,534 --> 00:02:35,So, then we play
our own little version
of hide-and-seek.

00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:36,(SHUSHING)
(GIGGLING)

00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:39,Rachel! Abigail! Parker!

00:02:40,371 --> 00:02:43,And we called it
"I know a place where
Caitlyn can't find us."

00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:46,It was a pretty spot
and under a cherry tree.

00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:49,But then,
Rachel would feel guilty
and we'd all go back...

00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:52,CAITLYN: Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful
princess that lived...

00:02:52,963 --> 00:02:54,...and listen to Caitlyn

00:02:55,846 --> 00:02:58,talk about Caitlyn
and make up stories
about Caitlyn.

00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:02,G***t married, and lived
happily ever after.

00:03:02,303 --> 00:03:05,Her house,
her rules, her ego.

00:03:06,807 --> 00:03:08,(ALL HUMMING)

00:03:11,402 --> 00:03:13,CAITLYN: Yoo-hoo!
Here I come.

00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,Wait.

00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:19,What's that?

00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,I'm the groom.

00:03:21,242 --> 00:03:22,No, you're all bridesmaids.

00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:23,There has to
be a groom.

00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,Nuh-uh.
It's my wedding. Mom!

00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:27,(SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE)

00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,Your dress looks
really pretty.

00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,Well, duh.
Of course it does.

00:03:32,002 --> 00:03:33,Mother!

00:03:34,004 --> 00:03:37,ABIGAIL: There she is,
like most normal
nine year olds

00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:38,wearing a wedding dress.

00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,Right now we're playing
her favorite game, wedding.

00:03:41,892 --> 00:03:42,And we're losing.

00:03:42,893 --> 00:03:43,(GROANS)

00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,OLIVIA: Honeybelle, what?

00:03:46,687 --> 00:03:48,What are these girls
doing to you?

00:03:48,479 --> 00:03:49,They're not listening.

00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,YOUNG PARKER:
It's a wedding,
Caitlyn,

00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:52,there has to
be a groom.

00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,My, don't you think a lot.

00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:58,Well, doesn't there?
OLIVIA: Well, yes.

00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:00,Technically, dear.
But it's not
very important.

00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,Here,
let's use this chair.

00:04:04,535 --> 00:04:06,Thank you, Abigail.

00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,There. Isn't he handsome?

00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,And from a wealthy family,
I understand.

00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:15,Lovely bride.
Thank you, Mother.

00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,(GIRLS CHATTERING)

00:04:18,679 --> 00:04:19,(CHUCKLING)

00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:25,ABIGAIL: This was
our life with Caitlyn...

00:04:25,936 --> 00:04:26,(WHISTLE BLOWING)

00:04:26,847 --> 00:04:29,...pretty much
through high school.

00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:33,She called the shots
and we played the parts.

00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:37,Why? It's a small town.
You take what you can get.

00:04:37,488 --> 00:04:40,And in Lambert, Louisiana,
we g***t Miss Caitlyn McNabb.

00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:43,After college,
my folks moved out west,

00:04:43,574 --> 00:04:45,and Parker and I
both headed for New York.

00:04:45,616 --> 00:04:46,I g***t a book published.

00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:50,(CHUCKLING) It sold okay,
you know, for a first novel.

00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:54,The second one is
coming along slowly,
very slowly.

00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,Meanwhile, Parker went
the acting route.

00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,She did a bunch
of plays off Broadway.

00:05:00,721 --> 00:05:04,Well, off, off, off Broadway.

00:05:05,686 --> 00:05:07,I mean, she was good.

00:05:07,728 --> 00:05:11,But we always
kept in touch with Rachel,
who never left Lambert.

00:05:11,522 --> 00:05:15,She was going out
with this guy Tony
she was crazy about.

00:05:15,396 --> 00:05:16,And that seemed
to be enough for her.

00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,I mean,
from what I knew.

00:05:18,489 --> 00:05:19,I don't get
back home much.

00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,Parker goes back a lot.

00:05:22,403 --> 00:05:24,She actually likes
her parents.

00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,And that's how we ended up
in Lambert last week.

00:05:26,867 --> 00:05:30,Her parents' 30th anniversary,
and she dragged me along.

00:05:31,412 --> 00:05:34,Parker's dad was taking
her mom on the cruise
she'd always wanted.

00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:37,But first, the mandatory party
where every living relative

00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,can ask us why
we aren't married
or famous yet.

00:05:41,011 --> 00:05:43,And Parker does plays
in New York all the time.

00:05:43,554 --> 00:05:45,Don't you, dear?

00:05:45,015 --> 00:05:48,Uh, well, I...
I audition all the time.

00:05:48,429 --> 00:05:49,(PARKER LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:52,ABIGAIL: This is why
I don't get back much.

00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:54,Sometimes I get callbacks.

00:05:54,064 --> 00:05:57,Which is sort of
like a chance to
audition again.

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