Last Orders (Schepisi, Fred 2001)_WEBRip.720p.x264.AAC_EN Subtitles

00:00:47,389 --> 00:00:51,"If I ** fancy-free and love to wander

00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:56,"It's just the gypsy in my soul"

00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:06,"If I ** fancy-free and love to wander

00:01:08,126 --> 00:01:10,"It's just the gypsy in my soul"

00:01:24,766 --> 00:01:26,'Bye, Lenny. You look nice.

00:01:28,510 --> 00:01:30,Don't go near the barrow.

00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:33,Lenny, leave it.

00:01:34,238 --> 00:01:35,I'll do it. Your clothes.

00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:39,Put your coat on.

00:01:46,046 --> 00:01:47,See you whenever, lads.

00:01:47,454 --> 00:01:49,- See you, Dad.
- Take it easy, Dad.

00:01:51,071 --> 00:01:52,Here, Vic, don't forget this.

00:02:21,823 --> 00:02:23,'Bye, Kath.

00:02:23,295 --> 00:02:24,I'm sorry, Vince.

00:02:26,399 --> 00:02:29,Leave it out.
I'm doing you a favor, Dad, ain't I?

00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:31,Don't work here anymore, remember?

00:02:35,391 --> 00:02:37,Won't be the same, will it?

00:02:39,007 --> 00:02:40,Won't be the same.

00:02:40,799 --> 00:02:43,You ain't seen the last of him yet, Bern.

00:02:43,839 --> 00:02:44,You what?

00:02:44,959 --> 00:02:47,I said, you ain't seen the last of Jack yet.

00:02:49,407 --> 00:02:50,'Course, Ray.

00:03:07,071 --> 00:03:08,It's on me, Lenny.

00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,Pint?

00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,This is a turn-up.

00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:12,New timetable, is it?

00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:14,'Morning, Bern.

00:03:15,168 --> 00:03:16,Retired now, are we, Lenny?

00:03:16,704 --> 00:03:20,No, I'm past the age for it, ain't I?
Not like Raysy here, man of leisure.

00:03:21,056 --> 00:03:23,Fruit and veg trade needs me.

00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,But not today?

00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,You haven't told him?

00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,No.

00:03:35,265 --> 00:03:37,So, we're going to Tucker's, yeah?

00:03:37,825 --> 00:03:40,- No, Vic's coming here.
- Eh?

00:03:41,057 --> 00:03:43,Vic's coming here. With Jack.

00:03:43,905 --> 00:03:45,Drink up.

00:03:55,329 --> 00:03:57,'Morning. Fresh out.

00:04:01,057 --> 00:04:02,Is that it? Is that him?

00:04:02,817 --> 00:04:03,That's him.

00:04:03,937 --> 00:04:06,- What are we drinking?
- What's inside?

00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,What do you think?

00:04:11,809 --> 00:04:14,Mine's a whisky. I think it's a whisky day.

00:04:14,145 --> 00:04:16,I mean, he's not just in a box, is he?

00:04:16,642 --> 00:04:19,No, Lenny, he's not just in a box.

00:04:23,521 --> 00:04:24,Here you go.

00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:28,Doesn't seem possible, does it?

00:04:30,434 --> 00:04:32,- It's heavy, isn't it?
- Packed solid.

00:04:32,642 --> 00:04:36,Is this just him? I mean, is this all of him?

00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:38,Where's Bernie g***t to?

00:04:38,434 --> 00:04:41,Jesus, Lucky,
and they reckoned you was pint-sized.

00:04:43,170 --> 00:04:44,Bern?

00:04:48,546 --> 00:04:49,What's that?

00:04:49,954 --> 00:04:51,It's Jack. Jack's ashes.

00:04:52,642 --> 00:04:54,- That's Jack?
- Yeah.

00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:59,Jesus God, what's he doing here?

00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,Last orders, Bernie.

00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:05,- Not like the ones you're used to, eh?
- Yeah, you know what they are.

00:05:06,946 --> 00:05:08,Didn't anyone tell you, Bern?

00:05:08,771 --> 00:05:11,Jack wanted to go to Margate.
Be scattered in the sea.

00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,So we thought we should have
a last look-in at the Coach.

00:05:17,794 --> 00:05:18,I see.

00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:22,Get me a large scotch, Bernie,
and one for yourself.

00:05:23,171 --> 00:05:25,I will. Thanks, Vic.

00:05:27,363 --> 00:05:28,No, no.

00:05:29,859 --> 00:05:31,It's on the house.

00:05:31,171 --> 00:05:32,- On the house.
- Cheers, cheers.

00:05:32,995 --> 00:05:34,- It ain't every day, is it?
- No.

00:05:38,115 --> 00:05:40,Yeah, Jesus God.

00:05:40,772 --> 00:05:44,To think he was just sitting there,
six weeks ago.

00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:48,Well, here's to him.

00:05:49,443 --> 00:05:50,Jack.

00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:55,Right, lads, whose shout?

00:05:55,651 --> 00:05:57,As if you didn't know.

00:05:58,627 --> 00:05:59,Just testing.

00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,You blokes would die of thirst without me,
wouldn't you?

00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,Same again, Bernie.

00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:06,Here, look at the form on this one.

00:06:06,884 --> 00:06:07,Cheers, darling.

00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,Don't you go coming on to us.
We're all married men here.

00:06:10,756 --> 00:06:13,- Some of us happily.
- Speak for yourself.

00:06:13,508 --> 00:06:16,Come on, Gunner.
Where would you be without your Joaney?

00:06:16,516 --> 00:06:18,"Always pissed and always late."

00:06:18,852 --> 00:06:22,No, where would any of us be
without our better halves?

00:06:24,516 --> 00:06:25,All right, darling?

00:06:25,828 --> 00:06:28,Listen,
if you fancy little fellas like Lucky here...

00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,...that is a different matter.
There is no Mrs. Raysy.

00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:33,You'd be doing us all a favor.

00:06:33,188 --> 00:06:35,He's been on his own too long.
G***t set in his ways.

00:06:36,388 --> 00:06:38,All right, Raysy, all right.

00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:41,I think you could be
in there with a show, Luck?

00:06:47,301 --> 00:06:48,Well...

00:06:50,853 --> 00:06:52,Point taken, Bernie.

00:06:53,349 --> 00:06:55,Not much good for business, is it?

00:06:55,301 --> 00:06:57,Not doing yours any favors either, Vic.

00:06:58,021 --> 00:06:59,Here's to you, Vic.

00:06:59,845 --> 00:07:02,You did a really good job on Thursday.

00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,Yeah, the funeral went a treat, Vic.

00:07:04,453 --> 00:07:06,- Don't mention it.
- Yeah.

00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,How's Amy?

00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:10,Managing.

00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,- She ain't changed her mind about coming?
- No.

00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,She'll be with June as usual.

00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:17,Her decision, ain't it?

00:07:17,573 --> 00:07:18,Oh, yeah.

00:07:33,317 --> 00:07:34,Hi.

00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:40,- I'm going upstairs.
- Right.

00:08:09,831 --> 00:08:11,All we need now is our chauffeur.

00:08:12,807 --> 00:08:14,Well, they're playing his song.

00:08:14,886 --> 00:08:16,Wonder what he'll bring. Seems to drive...

00:08:16,999 --> 00:08:19,...a different car every week,
as far as I can see.

00:08:19,463 --> 00:08:20,Same again all round?

00:08:21,383 --> 00:08:23,That'll be him. That'll be Vincey.

00:08:24,007 --> 00:08:25,Ain't he coming in?

00:08:25,575 --> 00:08:28,No, I think young Master Dodds
wants us out there.

00:08:31,015 --> 00:08:32,Jesus Christ.

00:08:32,711 --> 00:08:33,It's a Merc.

00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,Trust Big Boy.

00:08:35,943 --> 00:08:37,Jesus, it's a Merc.

00:08:38,599 --> 00:08:41,I just wanted to do Jack proud.
You know, give him a treat.

00:08:41,639 --> 00:08:44,This has been stuck in my showroom
for the past week, anyhow.

00:08:44,583 --> 00:08:47,I just thought the old man, Jack,
should get the best.

00:08:49,639 --> 00:08:52,I mean, look at it.
Goes along as sweet as a nut, doesn't it?

00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:55,About as sweet as your aftershave, Big Boy.

00:08:57,799 --> 00:08:59,Don't put a dent in it!

00:09:00,231 --> 00:09:03,- Don't want to lose you a sale, do we?
- All right, relax, Lenny.

00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,What do you do
when you're out in the hearse, Vic?

00:09:08,744 --> 00:09:10,When you're going on a motorway?

00:09:10,471 --> 00:09:12,- You step on it.
- Don't encourage him, Vic.

00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:15,A hearse is different. Everyone makes way
for a hearse, don't they?

00:09:15,912 --> 00:09:18,You mean they don't make way
for Vince here?

00:09:20,775 --> 00:09:22,Busman's holiday, Vic?

00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,Oh, babe.

00:09:50,792 --> 00:09:52,Where's my kiss then?

00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:55,No, you g***t to throw a bucket of water
over them first, Jack.

00:09:55,817 --> 00:09:57,It's young love.

00:09:57,577 --> 00:10:00,Mandy, how about a kiss for me, darling?

00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:03,'Course, Jack. Come here then.

00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,Come on, let the dog see the rabbit here.

00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:09,And get out of here.
Take this clown with you.

00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:13,I'm sorry, chaps. I've g***t to bail out.

00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:15,Because needs must.

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