Madea on the Run Subtitles

00:00:02,793 --> 00:00:06,[music playing]

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00:00:52,137 --> 00:00:56,[SINGING] When the storm
clouds rise and the thunder

00:00:56,137 --> 00:01:01,rolls tell me my children,
where you gonna go?

00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:04,When the storm clouds
rise and the thunder

00:01:04,931 --> 00:01:10,rolls, tell me my children,
where you gonna go?

00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:14,God told Noah, it's gonna rain.

00:01:14,793 --> 00:01:19,You best believe
that the rain came.

00:01:19,344 --> 00:01:23,Jesus Lazaus the grave.

00:01:23,655 --> 00:01:28,That same power
still stays today.

00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:32,Go down Moses to Egypt land.

00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:36,Free my people with
God's mighty hands.

00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:40,Marching Zion one by one.

00:01:40,862 --> 00:01:45,We'll help this race to be won.

00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:49,Martha don't you moan,
Mary don't you weep,

00:01:49,724 --> 00:01:54,I can tell you your
brother still sleeps.

00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:58,'Till David took down the
giant with just one strike.

00:01:58,517 --> 00:02:03,All the people rejoiced
from God's powerful might.

00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:05,Jesus gonna call you.

00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:07,Call you from the grave.

00:02:07,655 --> 00:02:09,Watch that powerful name.

00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,Watch how it saves Lazarus.

00:02:11,931 --> 00:02:15,When the storm clouds rise
and the thunder rolls.

00:02:15,413 --> 00:02:16,I said, Lazarus.

00:02:16,689 --> 00:02:19,Tell me my children,
where you gonna go?

00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,Come forth, Lazarus.

00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:24,When the storm clouds rise
and the thunder rolls,

00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,I said, Lazarus.

00:02:25,655 --> 00:02:28,Tell me me children,
where you gonna go?

00:02:28,965 --> 00:02:30,Come forth, Lazarus.

00:02:30,448 --> 00:02:32,When the storm clouds
rise and the thunder

00:02:32,965 --> 00:02:40,rolls, tell me my children,
where you gonna go?

00:02:45,379 --> 00:02:47,[cheers and applause]

00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:48,Netta!

00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:50,Netta, girl, hurry up and
come down the stairs now.

00:02:50,827 --> 00:02:52,Hurry up, Netta.

00:02:52,310 --> 00:02:53,Girl, hurry up, and
come downstairs, I said.

00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:54,NETTA: Hey!

00:02:54,689 --> 00:02:55,Girl, how many
times I gotta tell

00:02:55,862 --> 00:02:56,you to clean up this house?

00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:57,Hi, to you too.

00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,Netta, you don't work now.

00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:00,The least you could
do is clean up.

00:03:00,689 --> 00:03:02,I was online.

00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:03,Girl, don't nobody care
about an online school.

00:03:03,758 --> 00:03:05,If you had an assist,
you'd be in a real school,

00:03:05,793 --> 00:03:06,like your sister.

00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:08,But no, you too much
like your daddy,

00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:10,always want to take
the easy way out.

00:03:10,620 --> 00:03:11,That's why I divorced him.

00:03:11,931 --> 00:03:12,Well, he's not here.

00:03:12,965 --> 00:03:14,So let's leave him out of this.

00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:15,Look, I hope you
cleaned your sister's

00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:16,room and the guest bedroom.

00:03:16,827 --> 00:03:18,You know she's coming
with her fianc .

00:03:18,655 --> 00:03:19,Yes, mama.

00:03:19,931 --> 00:03:21,I cleaned yesterday,
but I told you that.

00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:22,Well, clean it again, Netta.
[huffs]

00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:23,No, girl, wait a minute.

00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:24,Come here.

00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:25,Turn around.

00:03:25,068 --> 00:03:25,Turn around!

00:03:25,896 --> 00:03:26,What?

00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:27,What do you have on?

00:03:27,689 --> 00:03:28,You don't like this?

00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:30,Do you ever like anything?

00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:30,Yes, your sister.

00:03:30,931 --> 00:03:31,[laughter]

00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:33,Now go change.

00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:34,You know they're going
to be here in a minute.

00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,Well, Mama, why do I
have to change for them?

00:03:36,068 --> 00:03:37,Because we g***t people
coming over here,

00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:39,Netta, educated and
sophisticated people

00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:41,who didn't go to school online.

00:03:41,034 --> 00:03:42,[laughter]

00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,Girl, you need to look like
something to get a man,

00:03:44,620 --> 00:03:46,not like you ever will.

00:03:46,413 --> 00:03:48,But have you ever
seen your mama leaving

00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:49,the house looking raggedy.

00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:50,No, ma'**.

00:03:50,724 --> 00:03:52,And I ain't ever had a
problem getting a man, honey.

00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,And you need to
remember the same things

00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,you do to get that man is what
you need to do to keep him.

00:03:56,517 --> 00:03:57,Well, what Leah
did to get a man

00:03:57,793 --> 00:03:59,have nothing to do
with having clothes on.

00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,You know what?
No, ma'**.

00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:02,I'm not about to
argue with you, Netta.

00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:04,This is a beautiful
time, and I'm

00:04:04,034 --> 00:04:06,not going to let you ruin it for
your sister like you always do.

00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:07,What do you mean
like I always do?

00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:09,You always do, Netta!

00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:11,You always find a way
to make things about you

00:04:11,068 --> 00:04:12,and seek attention.

00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:13,Well, not this time.

00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,Get upstairs and clean up that
room like I told you to do.

00:04:15,034 --> 00:04:16,Man, whatever.

00:04:16,551 --> 00:04:17,Girl, I know you didn't
"whatever" me, Netta.

00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:19,Girl, I will knock
the hell out of you.

00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:20,Have you lost you mind.
- Whatever.

00:04:20,862 --> 00:04:22,Get upstairs and
clean up that room.

00:04:22,068 --> 00:04:23,She gonna whatever me.
- Uh, Cherry?

00:04:23,413 --> 00:04:24,I don't know what's
going with her,

00:04:24,482 --> 00:04:25,but she better get it together.

00:04:25,551 --> 00:04:26,Cherry?

00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:27,What the hell is going on?

00:04:27,379 --> 00:04:28,It's first lady.

00:04:28,793 --> 00:04:31,Oh, praise the
Lord, first lady!

00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:32,Praise the Lord, girl!

00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:34,Come on in.

00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:35,I enjoyed our shopping
trip the other day.

00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:36,Mmm-hmm.

00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,Where's Jacob?

00:04:37,517 --> 00:04:38,Oh, he'll be home soon.

00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:39,What's up?
- Oh, nothing.

00:04:39,655 --> 00:04:40,I just needed to make a deposit.

00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:41,OK, well, I can
give it to him.

00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:43,Oh, all right.

00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:44,Well, you know we had to
offering through the roof.

00:04:44,344 --> 00:04:45,Uh-huh.

00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:46,Raymond needs Jacob
to take this to the bank

00:04:46,827 --> 00:04:48,first thing in the morning.
- OK.

00:04:48,034 --> 00:04:49,Make sure he puts
it in the church's

00:04:49,103 --> 00:04:50,special projects account.
OK?

00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:51,Church special
projects account.

00:04:51,655 --> 00:04:52,I g***t it, sweetie.
- Thanks, Cherry.

00:04:52,689 --> 00:04:53,All right.
Oh, first lady.

00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:55,I ** looking forward
to Women's Day!

00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:56,Hallelujah!

00:04:56,724 --> 00:04:57,Oh, yeah, it is coming up.

00:04:57,482 --> 00:04:58,Isn't it?

00:04:58,103 --> 00:04:59,CHERRY: Mmm-hmm.

00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,Oh, girl, I better
pull that thing off.

00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,You know they already
can't stand me over there.

00:05:02,517 --> 00:05:03,CHERRY: Naw, girl.
Don't worry about it.

00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:05,I'm going to help you
make this one special too.

00:05:05,034 --> 00:05:06,- Really, Cherry?
- Yes!

00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:06,Thank you so much.

00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,You're such a good friend.

00:05:08,137 --> 00:05:09,Everybody else
just hates my guts.

00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:11,Girl, don't you
worry about them now.

00:05:11,137 --> 00:05:14,The pastor loves you to pieces,
and that's all that matters.

00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:16,You keep on being
that good first lady

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