Putney Swope (Robert Downey Sr. - 1969) Subtitles

At 00:01:30,882, Character said: Gentlemen, I'd like you
to meet Dr. Alvin weasely.

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At 00:01:35,220, Character said: Dr. weasely is one
of the most respected

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At 00:01:37,306, Character said: motivational researchers
in the country.

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At 00:01:41,018, Character said: Harveys beer has dropped 84%.

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At 00:01:44,521, Character said: So Dr. weasely will tell
us how the American public

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At 00:01:47,774, Character said: really feels about beer.

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At 00:01:49,693, Character said: Dr. weasely.

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At 00:01:52,195, Character said: Beer is for men who
doubt their masculinity.

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At 00:01:56,783, Character said: That's why it's so popular

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At 00:01:58,327, Character said: at sporting events
and poker games.

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At 00:02:01,830, Character said: On a superficial
level, a glass of beer

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At 00:02:04,791, Character said: is a cool, soothing beverage.

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At 00:02:08,337, Character said: But in reality, a glass
of beer is pee pee dickey.

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At 00:02:16,261, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:02:17,429, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:02:19,681, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:02:21,975, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:02:24,394, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:02:26,355, Character said: Beautiful.

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At 00:02:29,066, Character said: Pee pee dickey?

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At 00:02:31,485, Character said: We paid for that?

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At 00:02:32,569, Character said: 28,000 and we g***t off easy.

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At 00:02:35,864, Character said: The man made some very
perceptive statements.

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At 00:02:39,076, Character said: 1 g***t it!

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At 00:02:39,993, Character said: Make it big with harveys beer.

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At 00:02:43,580, Character said: Big foam.

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At 00:02:45,248, Character said: You get a big bang out of it.

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At 00:02:47,376, Character said: Big, proud head.

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At 00:02:49,670, Character said: It's big and it lasts long...

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At 00:02:51,505, Character said: You know, you're about as
subtle as an elephant in heat.

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At 00:02:53,840, Character said: That's great!

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At 00:02:55,509, Character said: We'll show an elephant sipping
harveys beer at the circus.

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At 00:02:56,677, Character said: It's obscenel

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At 00:02:58,053, Character said: don't moralize, Elias.

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At 00:03:00,389, Character said: We're committed to harveys beer.

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At 00:03:02,265, Character said: I'm committed to myself.

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At 00:03:03,809, Character said: Harveys beer is worst
beer on the market.

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At 00:03:06,395, Character said: It's a loser.

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At 00:03:07,771, Character said: Get rid of it.

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At 00:03:08,563, Character said: There are no losers.

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At 00:03:10,273, Character said: Every product has potential.

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At 00:03:11,525, Character said: It's a stiff.

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At 00:03:12,526, Character said: No, no don't say that.

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At 00:03:14,403, Character said: There's no such thing.

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At 00:03:15,404, Character said: You're a stiff.

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At 00:03:16,446, Character said: I'll not tolerate
your self-indulgence.

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At 00:03:18,657, Character said: When your father comes in,

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At 00:03:20,158, Character said: I'm gonna tell him
exactly what you've said.

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At 00:03:21,660, Character said: Just because you were
here when my old man

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At 00:03:23,328, Character said: started this agency, you know,

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At 00:03:24,663, Character said: that doesn't alter the facts.

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At 00:03:26,498, Character said: You've played so many
sides of the fence,

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At 00:03:27,999, Character said: you dunno where the
fence is anymore.

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At 00:03:29,459, Character said: I know my job!

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At 00:03:31,336, Character said: Oh, that's beautiful!

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At 00:03:32,629, Character said: If it weren't for your father,

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At 00:03:34,089, Character said: you'd be on welfare.

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At 00:03:35,549, Character said: 60,000 a year and all you
can do is wreck the joint.

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At 00:03:38,468, Character said: He's right.

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At 00:03:39,761, Character said: He's not creative, but
he knows the rules.

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At 00:03:41,722, Character said: And you gotta know the rules

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At 00:03:42,639, Character said: before you can break the rules.

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At 00:03:44,057, Character said: - Right.
- There's no respect anymore.

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At 00:03:46,476, Character said: He's right, Nathan.

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At 00:03:47,644, Character said: You did your tango 30 years ago.

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At 00:03:49,980, Character said: Fascist!

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At 00:03:52,232, Character said: Duck hunter loses his rifle,

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At 00:03:54,568, Character said: walks seven miles to a
cathouse, knocks on the door.

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At 00:03:57,904, Character said: The door opens, the madam
says, "who sent you?"

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At 00:04:01,825, Character said: He says, "in the 40's, it was
Judy canova and Victor mature.

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At 00:04:08,123, Character said: "In the 50's, it was Christine
jorgensen and James Dean.

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At 00:04:12,878, Character said: "In the 60's, it
was Smith & Wesson."

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At 00:04:19,259, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:04:23,430, Character said: He was a nice guy.

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At 00:04:29,811, Character said: Can you lend me five?

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At 00:04:33,148, Character said: Our job is to
manipulate the consumer

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At 00:04:35,567, Character said: by arousing his desires
and then we satisfy

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At 00:04:38,528, Character said: those desires for a fixed price.

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At 00:04:43,492, Character said: Sounds familiar.

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At 00:04:44,618, Character said: It sounds familiar.

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At 00:04:46,077, Character said: It's called advertising.

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At 00:04:53,168, Character said: Yes?

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At 00:04:57,506, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:00,634, Character said: Elias senior just went
through the lobby.

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At 00:05:03,094, Character said: Well, let's go!

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At 00:05:06,014, Character said: Let's go, bissinger.

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At 00:05:08,683, Character said: Our war toy account
is up 23% and a third.

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At 00:05:13,188, Character said: Hey bissinger, you
better get hip to reality.

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At 00:05:15,690, Character said: By advertising toy guns,

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At 00:05:17,275, Character said: you're encouraging
kids to enjoy violence.

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At 00:05:19,486, Character said: You're only music
director around here, swope.

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At 00:05:21,696, Character said: What do you know about
the total spectrum?

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At 00:05:23,782, Character said: I know what I feel.

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At 00:05:25,158, Character said: What's that g***t to do with it?

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At 00:05:27,828, Character said: I think we
should drop the account.

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At 00:05:28,954, Character said: How dare you!

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At 00:05:30,705, Character said: Drop the account and
show the business community

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At 00:05:32,666, Character said: and the public that we're morally
and socially responsible.

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At 00:05:35,710, Character said: Groovy, let's do it.

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At 00:05:37,003, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:05:38,672, Character said: Putney, I've been supervising

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At 00:05:40,632, Character said: the war toy account
for 12 years.

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At 00:05:44,594, Character said: And let me tell you something.

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At 00:05:47,681, Character said: Deny a young boy the
right to have a toy gun,

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At 00:05:53,895, Character said: and you'll suppress
his destructive urges

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At 00:05:56,731, Character said: and he'll turn out to be
a homosexual or worse.

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At 00:06:02,779, Character said: I'd rather have my son
be a fag than a killer.

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At 00:06:04,531, Character said: Your son is a fag!

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At 00:06:06,575, Character said: You took him on the
picnic hike, I didn't.

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At 00:06:11,496, Character said: Last year at Malibu
only Jim was a fag.

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At 00:06:15,041, Character said: Two weeks ago, Steve
and Ralph came over.

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At 00:06:18,795, Character said: Yesterday, Randy came over.

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At 00:06:22,757, Character said: There it is.

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At 00:06:29,222, Character said: Defrocked priest is on the
road, it's three in the morning,

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At 00:06:32,350, Character said: he's g***t a flat tire
and it's raining.

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At 00:06:34,227, Character said: So he goes up to this
farmhouse and says...

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At 00:06:35,854, Character said: We're grossing less
than a million a day

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At 00:06:37,689, Character said: and you're talking about
flat tires and farmhouses?

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At 00:06:43,278, Character said: Get out of my life.

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At 00:06:51,912, Character said: Good morning, Mario.

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At 00:06:57,792, Character said: Good afternoon, Mario.

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At 00:06:59,294, Character said: Every consumer has a
small box in his head.

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At 00:07:02,881, Character said: Everyone has a s-s-s-s-soapbox,

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At 00:07:05,759, Character said: a b-breadbox, a-a-a cereal box,

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At 00:07:08,762, Character said: a sh-h-h-hampoo box.

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At 00:07:12,349, Character said: This box is the target

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At 00:07:14,225, Character said: of 46 billion dollars
a year in advertising.

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At 00:07:19,606, Character said: Now, there's only so
much room in each box

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At 00:07:24,611, Character said: and if we overload these boxes
with too much information,

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At 00:07:30,700, Character said: they won't remember anything.

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At 00:07:35,080, Character said: But, if we use
c-c-c-creative foreplay,

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At 00:07:39,542, Character said: before we penetrate!

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At 00:07:43,588, Character said: We'll b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...

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At 00:07:48,593, Character said: Benefit?

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At 00:07:49,386, Character said: B-b-b-b-b...

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At 00:07:50,971, Character said: Bypass?

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At 00:07:51,888, Character said: B-b-b-b-b-b...

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At 00:07:53,598, Character said: Looks like.

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At 00:07:54,766, Character said: B-b-b-b-b...

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At 00:07:55,850, Character said: Sounds like.

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At 00:07:57,018, Character said: B-b-b-b-b...

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At 00:07:57,936, Character said: How many syllables, Mario?

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At 00:07:59,104, Character said: B-b-b-b...

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At 00:08:00,438, Character said: How many syllables, Mario?

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At 00:08:01,648, Character said: B-b-b-b...

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At 00:08:02,732, Character said: How many syllables, Mario?

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At 00:08:04,025, Character said: B-b-b-b...

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At 00:08:05,360, Character said: How many syllables, Mario?

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At 00:08:06,277, Character said: B-b-b-b!

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At 00:08:07,070, Character said: Aaaarrgh!

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At 00:08:15,078, Character said: We'll never know.

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At 00:08:22,168, Character said: I'm going to the track.

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At 00:08:23,795, Character said: Have a ball, baby.

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At 00:08:38,435, Character said: What do you think
of those cuff links?

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At 00:08:40,770, Character said: How many syllables, Mario?

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At 00:08:43,064, Character said: How many syllables, Mario?

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