Putney Swope (Robert Downey Sr. - 1969) Subtitles

00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:33,Gentlemen, I'd like you
to meet Dr. Alvin weasely.

00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,Dr. weasely is one
of the most respected

00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,motivational researchers
in the country.

00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:44,Harveys beer has dropped 84%.

00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,So Dr. weasely will tell
us how the American public

00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,really feels about beer.

00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:50,Dr. weasely.

00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:56,Beer is for men who
doubt their masculinity.

00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:57,That's why it's so popular

00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:00,at sporting events
and poker games.

00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:04,On a superficial
level, a glass of beer

00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,is a cool, soothing beverage.

00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:13,But in reality, a glass
of beer is pee pee dickey.

00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,That's it.

00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,Beautiful.

00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:20,Beautiful.

00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:22,Beautiful.

00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:25,Beautiful.

00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:27,Beautiful.

00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,Pee pee dickey?

00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,We paid for that?

00:02:32,569 --> 00:02:35,28,000 and we g***t off easy.

00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,The man made some very
perceptive statements.

00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:39,1 g***t it!

00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,Make it big with harveys beer.

00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:44,Big foam.

00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,You get a big bang out of it.

00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,Big, proud head.

00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,It's big and it lasts long...

00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,You know, you're about as
subtle as an elephant in heat.

00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,That's great!

00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:56,We'll show an elephant sipping
harveys beer at the circus.

00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,It's obscenel

00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,don't moralize, Elias.

00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,We're committed to harveys beer.

00:03:02,265 --> 00:03:03,I'm committed to myself.

00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,Harveys beer is worst
beer on the market.

00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,It's a loser.

00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:08,Get rid of it.

00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,There are no losers.

00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,Every product has potential.

00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,It's a stiff.

00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:14,No, no don't say that.

00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:15,There's no such thing.

00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,You're a stiff.

00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,I'll not tolerate
your self-indulgence.

00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:19,When your father comes in,

00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:21,I'm gonna tell him
exactly what you've said.

00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,Just because you were
here when my old man

00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:24,started this agency, you know,

00:03:24,663 --> 00:03:26,that doesn't alter the facts.

00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:27,You've played so many
sides of the fence,

00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:29,you dunno where the
fence is anymore.

00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:30,I know my job!

00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,Oh, that's beautiful!

00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:34,If it weren't for your father,

00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,you'd be on welfare.

00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,60,000 a year and all you
can do is wreck the joint.

00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:39,He's right.

00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:41,He's not creative, but
he knows the rules.

00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,And you gotta know the rules

00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,before you can break the rules.

00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,- Right.
- There's no respect anymore.

00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:47,He's right, Nathan.

00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,You did your tango 30 years ago.

00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:50,Fascist!

00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,Duck hunter loses his rifle,

00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,walks seven miles to a
cathouse, knocks on the door.

00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,The door opens, the madam
says, "who sent you?"

00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:06,He says, "in the 40's, it was
Judy canova and Victor mature.

00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:11,"In the 50's, it was Christine
jorgensen and James Dean.

00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,"In the 60's, it
was Smith & Wesson."

00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,That's it.

00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,He was a nice guy.

00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,Can you lend me five?

00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,Our job is to
manipulate the consumer

00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,by arousing his desires
and then we satisfy

00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,those desires for a fixed price.

00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,Sounds familiar.

00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,It sounds familiar.

00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,It's called advertising.

00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,Yes?

00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:58,Thank you.

00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,Elias senior just went
through the lobby.

00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,Well, let's go!

00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,Let's go, bissinger.

00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,Our war toy account
is up 23% and a third.

00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,Hey bissinger, you
better get hip to reality.

00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:16,By advertising toy guns,

00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,you're encouraging
kids to enjoy violence.

00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,You're only music
director around here, swope.

00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,What do you know about
the total spectrum?

00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:24,I know what I feel.

00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,What's that g***t to do with it?

00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,I think we
should drop the account.

00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,How dare you!

00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,Drop the account and
show the business community

00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,and the public that we're morally
and socially responsible.

00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,Groovy, let's do it.

00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,Thank you.

00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,Putney, I've been supervising

00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,the war toy account
for 12 years.

00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,And let me tell you something.

00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:52,Deny a young boy the
right to have a toy gun,

00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,and you'll suppress
his destructive urges

00:05:56,731 --> 00:06:01,and he'll turn out to be
a homosexual or worse.

00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,I'd rather have my son
be a fag than a killer.

00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,Your son is a fag!

00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,You took him on the
picnic hike, I didn't.

00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,Last year at Malibu
only Jim was a fag.

00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,Two weeks ago, Steve
and Ralph came over.

00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,Yesterday, Randy came over.

00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,There it is.

00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,Defrocked priest is on the
road, it's three in the morning,

00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:33,he's g***t a flat tire
and it's raining.

00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,So he goes up to this
farmhouse and says...

00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,We're grossing less
than a million a day

00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:40,and you're talking about
flat tires and farmhouses?

00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:44,Get out of my life.

00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,Good morning, Mario.

00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:58,Good afternoon, Mario.

00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,Every consumer has a
small box in his head.

00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,Everyone has a s-s-s-s-soapbox,

00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,a b-breadbox, a-a-a cereal box,

00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,a sh-h-h-hampoo box.

00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,This box is the target

00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,of 46 billion dollars
a year in advertising.

00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,Now, there's only so
much room in each box

00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:29,and if we overload these boxes
with too much information,

00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,they won't remember anything.

00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,But, if we use
c-c-c-creative foreplay,

00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,before we penetrate!

00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:48,We'll b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...

00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:49,Benefit?

00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:50,B-b-b-b-b...

00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:51,Bypass?

00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,B-b-b-b-b-b...

00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,Looks like.

00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:55,B-b-b-b-b...

00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:56,Sounds like.

00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:57,B-b-b-b-b...

00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,How many syllables, Mario?

00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,B-b-b-b...

00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:01,How many syllables, Mario?

00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,B-b-b-b...

00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,How many syllables, Mario?

00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,B-b-b-b...

00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:05,How many syllables, Mario?

00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:06,B-b-b-b!

00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,Aaaarrgh!

00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,We'll never know.

00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,I'm going to the track.

00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:24,Have a ball, baby.

00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,What do you think
of those cuff links?

00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,How many syllables, Mario?

00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,How many syllables, Mario?

00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,474...