Head.Over.Heels Subtitles

At 00:00:24,924, Character said: This is Grinnell, Iowa ,
my hometown ;

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At 00:00:28,361, Character said: where my family
and all of my friends live .

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At 00:00:31,297, Character said: But I'm not there now .

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At 00:00:32,665, Character said: I'm here. New York City .

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At 00:00:35,635, Character said: Home to eight million people,
roughly half of whom are men .

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At 00:00:39,639, Character said: Which means half of the city
is genetically predisposed
to lie to the other half .

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At 00:00:44,210, Character said: You see, I'm the woman
who has the world's worst
judgment in men .

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At 00:00:48,915, Character said: I know what you're thinking .

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At 00:00:50,617, Character said: You might think that you do,
but you don't. I do .

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At 00:00:56,222, Character said: My grade-school boyfriend,
Tommy, left me for...

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At 00:00:58,658, Character said: someone with b***s At 00:01:04,364, Character said: well, someone
who didn't have any b***s.

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At 00:01:07,334, Character said: Amanda. This isn't
what it looks like.

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At 00:01:10,637, Character said: But that's all behind me now .

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At 00:01:13,239, Character said: I have a great job
restoring paintings
at the Metropolitan Museum .

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At 00:01:16,743, Character said: I'm in the Renaissance
art division

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At 00:01:19,512, Character said: where the men are easier
to deal with .

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At 00:01:23,516, Character said: There you are, handsome.

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At 00:01:29,389, Character said: So there's this new hottie, Paulina,
upstairs in 20th-century Sculpture.

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At 00:01:33,226, Character said: She is so sweet, and I swear
I'm gonna be gettin' all up
in there, and I'm gonna be

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At 00:01:37,297, Character said: Lisa, you are crossing
the sharing boundary again.

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At 00:01:39,766, Character said: But seriously, we have
to put in for transfers.

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At 00:01:43,303, Character said: Renaissance is a dead end.

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At 00:01:45,405, Character said: We're gonna end up like the
menopause triplets over there.

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At 00:01:47,340, Character said:
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At 00:01:49,809, Character said: I don't think I could
ever leave Renaissance.

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At 00:01:51,978, Character said: I would miss these paintings
way too much.

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At 00:01:54,280, Character said: I mean, they're just
so romantic and S***t.

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At 00:01:57,283, Character said: - Here comes old man Rankin. Look busy.
- Oh ! Rat farts !

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At 00:01:59,986, Character said: I ** busy. Help me look busy.

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At 00:02:01,254, Character said: - Afternoon, ladies.
- When will we go to the Poconos again ?

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At 00:02:06,693, Character said: Amanda, I need your help.

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At 00:02:10,597, Character said: Take a look at this piece of crap.

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At 00:02:15,435, Character said: Oh, my God, it's...

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At 00:02:18,304, Character said: That's Titian's The Bacchanal .

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At 00:02:20,240, Character said: There she goes again.

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At 00:02:22,709, Character said: Look at this man's face here.
It's completely lost.

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At 00:02:25,712, Character said: You're gonna have to start
from scratch on that.

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At 00:02:28,648, Character said: Put aside your other work,
Amanda. This is priority
number one for now.

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At 00:02:32,452, Character said:
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At 00:02:34,421, Character said: What's with you and this
weak-in-the-knees routine ?

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At 00:02:37,490, Character said: You do it every time
you get a new painting.

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At 00:02:40,794, Character said: I do not. Not every time.

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At 00:02:43,563, Character said: I mean, when I look at this painting,

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At 00:02:45,598, Character said: I can just tell that
these people were in love...

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At 00:02:47,734, Character said: and they stayed in love
until the day that they died.

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At 00:02:51,504, Character said: Amanda, it's a painting.
If this were real life,
in two years,

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At 00:02:54,774, Character said: that girl would be pregnant
and that guy would be out
banging a barmaid.

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At 00:02:58,278, Character said: Maybe that's why I like art
better than real life.

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At 00:03:01,481, Character said: They can stay in love forever.

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At 00:03:03,783, Character said: Speaking of real life, aren't you
supposed to have one tonight,
for a change ?

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At 00:03:09,289, Character said:
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At 00:03:10,590, Character said: I was gonna surprise
Michael with dinner.

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At 00:03:14,327, Character said: What's so funny ?

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At 00:03:16,763, Character said: Nothing. Just that you're
going to die alone.

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At 00:03:19,733, Character said:
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At 00:03:21,768, Character said: She's going to die alone !

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At 00:03:23,536, Character said:
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At 00:03:26,373, Character said: Seriously, why do I need a personal
life if my work makes me happy ?

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At 00:03:30,076, Character said: Because work isn't enough.
You need someone to share
your life with.

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At 00:03:34,381, Character said: And if you give up on that now,

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At 00:03:36,449, Character said: it might not be so
easy to find later.

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At 00:03:39,486, Character said: Polly, could I see you in my office ?

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At 00:03:42,555, Character said: I need to have a look at
the, uh, restoration reports.

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At 00:03:46,526, Character said:
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At 00:03:50,630, Character said: Oh, God. Do you think
that could be me one day ?

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At 00:03:53,800, Character said: No. If it g***t that bad,
I'd shoot you...

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At 00:03:55,835, Character said: and put you out of your misery.

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At 00:03:57,937, Character said: I think I better go see Michael.

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At 00:04:08,415, Character said: Michael ?

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At 00:04:10,550, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:04:12,752, Character said: Amanda, this... isn't what it looks like.

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At 00:04:17,691, Character said: It looks like you're having s***x...

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At 00:04:20,593, Character said: with a woman from the cover
of a lingerie catalog.

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At 00:04:23,930, Character said: In our bed.

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At 00:04:29,836, Character said:
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At 00:04:34,708, Character said: Amanda, you know what
your problem is ?

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At 00:04:38,611, Character said: You think everybody's
basically good, and you
fall for them right away.

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At 00:04:42,682, Character said: There are four million men
in New York. Why can't I
find one good one ?

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At 00:04:45,452, Character said: Just one. Just one.
You know ? Just one.

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At 00:04:47,721, Character said: Remember when you saw
the Titian and you g***t
weak in the knees ?

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At 00:04:50,457, Character said: Have you ever felt
that way about a guy ?

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At 00:04:55,428, Character said: Lisa, please.

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At 00:04:58,465, Character said: Real women don't get weak in the
knees over some guy.

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At 00:05:00,667, Character said: Yeah, but most woman don't get
weak in the knees over a painting.

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At 00:05:04,804, Character said: Well, I understand paintings,

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At 00:05:06,840, Character said: and I know what I feel
for them is real.

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At 00:05:08,742, Character said: Men, they're just...
They're complicated, you know ?

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At 00:05:11,845, Character said: What I need to do right now is just
focus on work and forget about men.

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At 00:05:15,015, Character said: I think that's the smartest thing
you've said all night.

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At 00:05:22,889, Character said: Is this okay ?

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At 00:05:26,993, Character said: I think I'll start looking
for a place this Saturday.

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At 00:05:30,864, Character said: Or tomorrow.

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At 00:06:04,230, Character said:
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At 00:06:05,965, Character said: Hi. I'm going up to Apartment 9.

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At 00:06:08,935, Character said:
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At 00:06:18,978, Character said:
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At 00:06:22,048, Character said: Hamlet, no !

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At 00:06:25,018, Character said: - Get it off me !
- Get off of her. Come on. Bad dog !

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At 00:06:27,821, Character said: Are you okay ?

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At 00:06:30,023, Character said: I guess he likes you.

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At 00:06:33,059, Character said:
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At 00:06:35,061, Character said: I think you might still
be a little shaken up.

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At 00:06:39,632, Character said: No, I'm fine.
I just g***t weak... knees.

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At 00:06:43,703, Character said:
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At 00:06:48,074, Character said: You know, you should really
learn to control yourself.

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At 00:06:51,778, Character said: I mean, control your dog.

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At 00:06:54,514, Character said: He's not my dog.
I walk him for my neighbor.
She had her hip replaced.

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At 00:06:57,751, Character said: "Not my dog." Right.
That's what you say
to avoid a lawsuit...

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At 00:07:02,589, Character said: Come on, Hamlet. No means no, dude !

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At 00:07:05,859, Character said:
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At 00:07:07,927, Character said: He's a horny b***d, isn't he ?

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At 00:07:09,996, Character said: - I wouldn't know. I just met him.
- I was talking about the dog.

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At 00:07:13,933, Character said: I know. I know that.

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At 00:07:16,536, Character said: Can I get you anything,
like a Kleenex or a cigarette ?

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At 00:07:19,773, Character said: No, I'm fine, really.

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At 00:07:22,108, Character said: Look, it was nice to meet
you and your huge dong

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At 00:07:25,779, Character said: I mean, his huge dong.

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At 00:07:27,747, Character said: I've seen way bigger than that.

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At 00:07:30,617, Character said: I mean, his huge d***k.

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At 00:07:33,920, Character said: Dog ! Huge dog !
Right. Okay. Gotta go.

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At 00:07:37,824, Character said: It was nice meeting you too.

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At 00:07:39,893, Character said: Oh ! Hamlet. Great Dane.

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At 00:07:44,831, Character said: I get it. That's clever
for a dog name.

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At 00:07:47,734, Character said: Yeah, I thought so too.

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At 00:07:51,071, Character said: Oh, my God. I gotta go. Bye.

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At 00:07:54,774, Character said:
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At 00:07:56,843, Character said: Come on in.

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