Head.Over.Heels Subtitles

00:00:24,924 --> 00:00:28,This is Grinnell, Iowa ,
my hometown ;

00:00:28,361 --> 00:00:31,where my family
and all of my friends live .

00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:32,But I'm not there now .

00:00:32,665 --> 00:00:35,I'm here. New York City .

00:00:35,635 --> 00:00:39,Home to eight million people,
roughly half of whom are men .

00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:44,Which means half of the city
is genetically predisposed
to lie to the other half .

00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:48,You see, I'm the woman
who has the world's worst
judgment in men .

00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,I know what you're thinking .

00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:56,You might think that you do,
but you don't. I do .

00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:58,My grade-school boyfriend,
Tommy, left me for...

00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:01,someone with b***s 00:01:04,My high-school boyfriend,
Charlie, left me for ,

00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:07,well, someone
who didn't have any b***s.

00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:10,Amanda. This isn't
what it looks like.

00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,But that's all behind me now .

00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,I have a great job
restoring paintings
at the Metropolitan Museum .

00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,I'm in the Renaissance
art division

00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,where the men are easier
to deal with .

00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:26,There you are, handsome.

00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:33,So there's this new hottie, Paulina,
upstairs in 20th-century Sculpture.

00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:37,She is so sweet, and I swear
I'm gonna be gettin' all up
in there, and I'm gonna be

00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:39,Lisa, you are crossing
the sharing boundary again.

00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:43,But seriously, we have
to put in for transfers.

00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,Renaissance is a dead end.

00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,We're gonna end up like the
menopause triplets over there.

00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,
00:01:49,809 --> 00:01:51,I don't think I could
ever leave Renaissance.

00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:54,I would miss these paintings
way too much.

00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,I mean, they're just
so romantic and S***t.

00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,- Here comes old man Rankin. Look busy.
- Oh ! Rat farts !

00:01:59,986 --> 00:02:01,I ** busy. Help me look busy.

00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:06,- Afternoon, ladies.
- When will we go to the Poconos again ?

00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:09,Amanda, I need your help.

00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:13,Take a look at this piece of crap.

00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,Oh, my God, it's...

00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,That's Titian's The Bacchanal .

00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,There she goes again.

00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,Look at this man's face here.
It's completely lost.

00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:28,You're gonna have to start
from scratch on that.

00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:32,Put aside your other work,
Amanda. This is priority
number one for now.

00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,
00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:37,What's with you and this
weak-in-the-knees routine ?

00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:40,You do it every time
you get a new painting.

00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,I do not. Not every time.

00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:45,I mean, when I look at this painting,

00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,I can just tell that
these people were in love...

00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:51,and they stayed in love
until the day that they died.

00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,Amanda, it's a painting.
If this were real life,
in two years,

00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:58,that girl would be pregnant
and that guy would be out
banging a barmaid.

00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,Maybe that's why I like art
better than real life.

00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:03,They can stay in love forever.

00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:07,Speaking of real life, aren't you
supposed to have one tonight,
for a change ?

00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:10,
00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:14,I was gonna surprise
Michael with dinner.

00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,What's so funny ?

00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,Nothing. Just that you're
going to die alone.

00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,
00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,She's going to die alone !

00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:26,
00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:30,Seriously, why do I need a personal
life if my work makes me happy ?

00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:34,Because work isn't enough.
You need someone to share
your life with.

00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,And if you give up on that now,

00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:39,it might not be so
easy to find later.

00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:42,Polly, could I see you in my office ?

00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:46,I need to have a look at
the, uh, restoration reports.

00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:50,
00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,Oh, God. Do you think
that could be me one day ?

00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,No. If it g***t that bad,
I'd shoot you...

00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,and put you out of your misery.

00:03:57,937 --> 00:04:00,I think I better go see Michael.

00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,Michael ?

00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,Oh, s***t.

00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:17,Amanda, this... isn't what it looks like.

00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,It looks like you're having s***x...

00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:23,with a woman from the cover
of a lingerie catalog.

00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,In our bed.

00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:32,
00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:38,Amanda, you know what
your problem is ?

00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:42,You think everybody's
basically good, and you
fall for them right away.

00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,There are four million men
in New York. Why can't I
find one good one ?

00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,Just one. Just one.
You know ? Just one.

00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,Remember when you saw
the Titian and you g***t
weak in the knees ?

00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,Have you ever felt
that way about a guy ?

00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,Lisa, please.

00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,Real women don't get weak in the
knees over some guy.

00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:04,Yeah, but most woman don't get
weak in the knees over a painting.

00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,Well, I understand paintings,

00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,and I know what I feel
for them is real.

00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:11,Men, they're just...
They're complicated, you know ?

00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:14,What I need to do right now is just
focus on work and forget about men.

00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:18,I think that's the smartest thing
you've said all night.

00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,Is this okay ?

00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,I think I'll start looking
for a place this Saturday.

00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,Or tomorrow.

00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,
00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,Hi. I'm going up to Apartment 9.

00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,
00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,
00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,
00:06:18,978 --> 00:06:22,
00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,Hamlet, no !

00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:27,- Get it off me !
- Get off of her. Come on. Bad dog !

00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,Are you okay ?

00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,I guess he likes you.

00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:35,
00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:39,I think you might still
be a little shaken up.

00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:43,No, I'm fine.
I just g***t weak... knees.

00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:51,You know, you should really
learn to control yourself.

00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,I mean, control your dog.

00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,He's not my dog.
I walk him for my neighbor.
She had her hip replaced.

00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,"Not my dog." Right.
That's what you say
to avoid a lawsuit...

00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,Come on, Hamlet. No means no, dude !

00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,He's a horny b***d, isn't he ?

00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:13,- I wouldn't know. I just met him.
- I was talking about the dog.

00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,I know. I know that.

00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:19,Can I get you anything,
like a Kleenex or a cigarette ?

00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,No, I'm fine, really.

00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:25,Look, it was nice to meet
you and your huge dong

00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,I mean, his huge dong.

00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:30,I've seen way bigger than that.

00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,I mean, his huge d***k.

00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,Dog ! Huge dog !
Right. Okay. Gotta go.

00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,It was nice meeting you too.

00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:43,Oh ! Hamlet. Great Dane.

00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,I get it. That's clever
for a dog name.

00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:51,Yeah, I thought so too.

00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:54,Oh, my God. I gotta go. Bye.

00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:56,
00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,Come on in.

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