Emily.in.Paris.S01E08.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Subtitles

00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:44,Oh, no.

00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,She knows, right?

00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:56,Knows what, though?
I mean, what did you really do?

00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,{\an8}- I kissed him twice.
- First one doesn't count.

00:00:58,308 --> 00:01:00,{\an8}Well, the second one
more than made up for it.

00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,{\an8}- So don't do it again?
- It's not that easy.

00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,{\an8}Every time we're in the same room,
it's all we can think about.

00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,{\an8}It's like a fog sets in with him,
and neither of us can see straight.

00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:10,{\an8}You can't punish people
for their thoughts.

00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,{\an8}I'm from China. We've tried.

00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:16,{\an8}I think I should just move.
I feel so guilty. I like Camille so much.

00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:19,{\an8}If she knows, she probably just wants
to get it out in the open.

00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,{\an8}Just go to lunch and maybe avoid anywhere
with steak knives.

00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,{\an8}- What?
- Sushi's safe.

00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,{\an8}Or anywhere that's Asian.

00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:27,Although if she's mad,
a chopstick can puncture skin.

00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,- Don't ask how I know that.
- Can we hang this weekend?

00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,- I need to not be home.
- Ugh.

00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,My friend Li
and her five bridesmaids are in town.

00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,- Wedding dress shopping.
- That sounds fun.

00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:38,Yeah, um…

00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,Wait, why won't a weekend
with your friends be fun?

00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:42,They're always fun,
but their heads would explode

00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,if they knew I was a nanny.

00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:46,They're your friends.
I'm sure they'll understand.

00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,Maybe you should just tell them.

00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:53,Maybe you should just tell Camille
you're obsessed with her boyfriend. Sorry.

00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:55,We're going clubbing tonight.

00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,Please come.

00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,I need a witness to my fake life.

00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:04,Well, text me details for tonight.
I have to plan lunch with my executioner.

00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:12,I have
something a bit awkward to ask you.

00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:17,- I talked to Gabriel about it.
- Oh, well, what did he say?

00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:22,- He said I shouldn't bring it up.
- Well then, maybe you shouldn't.

00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,Well, I need you to be honest.

00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:31,Okay. Uh, just say
whatever it is that you need to.

00:02:32,026 --> 00:02:36,Would Savoir be interested in taking on

00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,my family's champagne house as a client?

00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:41,I know we're probably smaller
than your usual clients, but...

00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:42,Oh, my God!

00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,Yes! Of course!

00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:50,Yes! So, my brother and I finally g***t
Maman to meet with a firm.

00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:53,But it's her family's company,
so she's so protective.

00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,- But since we're friends…
- We are. We are.

00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,We… We're… We're totally friends.

00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,So come to the château
with me this weekend.

00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,I'd love her to meet you
and hear any ideas you have.

00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:07,Otherwise,
I will have to drive down all alone.

00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,Oh. Gabriel's not coming with you?

00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:10,No, he has to work.

00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:12,And also, he's still upset

00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,that I asked Maman
for the loan of his restaurant.

00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,I… I thought that he didn't want you to.

00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:19,He never wants help,
especially when he needs it.

00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,He's stubborn.

00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,I mean, I… I do get it.
He wants to build something of his own.

00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,Just don't let me talk
about him all weekend.

00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:30,To the château. You will come, yes?

00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,Okay, yeah. I… I…
I can pitch it to Savoir this afternoon.

00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:36,Fantastic!

00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:39,Santé.

00:03:43,097 --> 00:03:44,Never heard of them.

00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,Can they afford us?
What was their revenue last year?

00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,I'm not sure.

00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,The market is very saturated.

00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:53,- What's the brand identity?
- I… I don't know.

00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,Do you know anything about them?

00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,My friend's parents own it,

00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,and she asked me
to consider them as a client.

00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,How are you friends
with a champagne heiress?

00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,She's dating my friend, my neighbor.

00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,Oh, the one you went home with
from the Fourtier party.

00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,I didn't go home with him.

00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:09,The chef from the Zimmer dinner.

00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,- Ah, Emily's boyfriend, no?
- Nah, she just has a crush on him.

00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,- I didn't say that.
- You didn't have to.

00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,So now you're going home
with his girlfriend to meet her family?

00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,I'm just meeting with a potential client.

00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,Bullshit.

00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,I can tell her Savoir isn't interested.

00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,You'll let your s***x life
determine business decisions?

00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:26,We never had s***x!

00:04:28,142 --> 00:04:30,Well, maybe, you should. You're so tense.

00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:38,Plane! Club! Another club! Another club!

00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,Bus! Another club!

00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:41,No sleep!

00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:44,Drink, bitch!

00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:46,Ooh, your friends are wild!

00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:49,Maybe too wild.
Here, you should drink some more water.

00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,Water? Oh, we're in Paris, bitch.

00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,Oh, God. Oh, my God.

00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:56,Oh, Shay. Okay, okay.

00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:59,Well, I guess you'll get to know Shay
a little bit more later.

00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,But this is Li.

00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,I cannot believe
you came all the way to Paris.

00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:07,Well, you wouldn't come to Shanghai,
so we've had to bring Shanghai to you.

00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,Em, this is Li, the bride.

00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,The bride and her best friend.

00:05:12,186 --> 00:05:13,Oh, Li.

00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,- Li.
- Li.

00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,Right. Oh, no,
she's told me so much about you.

00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,Too much, in fact. I feel like I know you.

00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:22,That's so nice to hear.

00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,You know what she hasn't told me?

00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,Anything about her life in Paris.

00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,Okay, yeah.

00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,Yeah.

00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:33,- Oh! Um, are we getting more champagne?
- We are!

00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:36,Excuse me!

00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:38,I will serve.

00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:44,Wait, we don't get to drink it?

00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,- That's so expensive.
- Relax, they'll buy more.

00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,Drink, bitch!

00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,I overpacked.

00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:56,{\an8}I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin,
and it had a paintball course.

00:05:56,522 --> 00:06:00,I wasn't sure about the dress code.
I wanted to look professional but casual.

00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,You're not going on a business trip.
You're coming home with a girlfriend.

00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,We can all squeeze in front.

00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:06,"We all"?

00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,Oh! Uh…

00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,Gabriel's coming. Yay.

00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:14,- He finally g***t a weekend off.
- Hi. Haven't seen you in a while.

00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,Squeeze in. It will be tight,

00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,but it's only for a few hours.

00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,- Um…
- Uh, you…

00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:24,Yeah, okay. Okay.

00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:34,Everybody okay?

00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,- I'm fine.
- Totally great.

00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,My butt's asleep,
and I can't feel anything....