Emily.in.Paris.S01E08.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Subtitles

At 00:00:43,126, Character said: Oh, no.

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At 00:00:51,760, Character said: She knows, right?

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At 00:00:52,802, Character said: Knows what, though?
I mean, what did you really do?

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At 00:00:56,181, Character said: {\an8}- I kissed him twice.
- First one doesn't count.

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At 00:00:58,308, Character said: {\an8}Well, the second one
more than made up for it.

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At 00:01:00,226, Character said: {\an8}- So don't do it again?
- It's not that easy.

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At 00:01:02,479, Character said: {\an8}Every time we're in the same room,
it's all we can think about.

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At 00:01:05,648, Character said: {\an8}It's like a fog sets in with him,
and neither of us can see straight.

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At 00:01:08,359, Character said: {\an8}You can't punish people
for their thoughts.

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At 00:01:11,196, Character said: {\an8}I'm from China. We've tried.

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At 00:01:13,281, Character said: {\an8}I think I should just move.
I feel so guilty. I like Camille so much.

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At 00:01:16,951, Character said: {\an8}If she knows, she probably just wants
to get it out in the open.

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At 00:01:19,954, Character said: {\an8}Just go to lunch and maybe avoid anywhere
with steak knives.

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At 00:01:22,874, Character said: {\an8}- What?
- Sushi's safe.

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At 00:01:24,501, Character said: {\an8}Or anywhere that's Asian.

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At 00:01:25,668, Character said: Although if she's mad,
a chopstick can puncture skin.

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At 00:01:27,921, Character said: - Don't ask how I know that.
- Can we hang this weekend?

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At 00:01:30,924, Character said: - I need to not be home.
- Ugh.

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At 00:01:32,801, Character said: My friend Li
and her five bridesmaids are in town.

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At 00:01:35,553, Character said: - Wedding dress shopping.
- That sounds fun.

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At 00:01:37,847, Character said: Yeah, um…

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At 00:01:38,807, Character said: Wait, why won't a weekend
with your friends be fun?

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At 00:01:40,892, Character said: They're always fun,
but their heads would explode

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At 00:01:42,894, Character said: if they knew I was a nanny.

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At 00:01:44,854, Character said: They're your friends.
I'm sure they'll understand.

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At 00:01:48,358, Character said: Maybe you should just tell them.

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At 00:01:49,984, Character said: Maybe you should just tell Camille
you're obsessed with her boyfriend. Sorry.

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At 00:01:53,613, Character said: We're going clubbing tonight.

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At 00:01:55,198, Character said: Please come.

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At 00:01:56,741, Character said: I need a witness to my fake life.

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At 00:01:59,869, Character said: Well, text me details for tonight.
I have to plan lunch with my executioner.

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At 00:02:07,794, Character said: I have
something a bit awkward to ask you.

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At 00:02:14,592, Character said: - I talked to Gabriel about it.
- Oh, well, what did he say?

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At 00:02:17,971, Character said: - He said I shouldn't bring it up.
- Well then, maybe you shouldn't.

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At 00:02:23,434, Character said: Well, I need you to be honest.

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At 00:02:27,063, Character said: Okay. Uh, just say
whatever it is that you need to.

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At 00:02:32,026, Character said: Would Savoir be interested in taking on

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At 00:02:36,239, Character said: my family's champagne house as a client?

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At 00:02:38,408, Character said: I know we're probably smaller
than your usual clients, but...

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At 00:02:41,369, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:02:42,495, Character said: Yes! Of course!

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At 00:02:45,665, Character said: Yes! So, my brother and I finally g***t
Maman to meet with a firm.

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At 00:02:50,378, Character said: But it's her family's company,
so she's so protective.

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At 00:02:53,423, Character said: - But since we're friends…
- We are. We are.

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At 00:02:56,759, Character said: We… We're… We're totally friends.

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At 00:02:58,970, Character said: So come to the château
with me this weekend.

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At 00:03:01,723, Character said: I'd love her to meet you
and hear any ideas you have.

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At 00:03:04,934, Character said: Otherwise,
I will have to drive down all alone.

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At 00:03:07,312, Character said: Oh. Gabriel's not coming with you?

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At 00:03:09,480, Character said: No, he has to work.

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At 00:03:10,940, Character said: And also, he's still upset

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At 00:03:12,150, Character said: that I asked Maman
for the loan of his restaurant.

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At 00:03:14,235, Character said: I… I thought that he didn't want you to.

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At 00:03:16,446, Character said: He never wants help,
especially when he needs it.

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At 00:03:19,199, Character said: He's stubborn.

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At 00:03:20,283, Character said: I mean, I… I do get it.
He wants to build something of his own.

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At 00:03:24,120, Character said: Just don't let me talk
about him all weekend.

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At 00:03:27,248, Character said: To the château. You will come, yes?

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At 00:03:30,543, Character said: Okay, yeah. I… I…
I can pitch it to Savoir this afternoon.

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At 00:03:34,130, Character said: Fantastic!

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At 00:03:36,090, Character said: Santé.

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At 00:03:43,097, Character said: Never heard of them.

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At 00:03:45,016, Character said: Can they afford us?
What was their revenue last year?

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At 00:03:47,477, Character said: I'm not sure.

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At 00:03:48,436, Character said: The market is very saturated.

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At 00:03:50,688, Character said: - What's the brand identity?
- I… I don't know.

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At 00:03:53,566, Character said: Do you know anything about them?

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At 00:03:56,361, Character said: My friend's parents own it,

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At 00:03:57,820, Character said: and she asked me
to consider them as a client.

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At 00:03:59,656, Character said: How are you friends
with a champagne heiress?

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At 00:04:01,741, Character said: She's dating my friend, my neighbor.

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At 00:04:03,785, Character said: Oh, the one you went home with
from the Fourtier party.

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At 00:04:06,788, Character said: I didn't go home with him.

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At 00:04:08,331, Character said: The chef from the Zimmer dinner.

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At 00:04:09,666, Character said: - Ah, Emily's boyfriend, no?
- Nah, she just has a crush on him.

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At 00:04:12,752, Character said: - I didn't say that.
- You didn't have to.

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At 00:04:14,379, Character said: So now you're going home
with his girlfriend to meet her family?

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At 00:04:18,049, Character said: I'm just meeting with a potential client.

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At 00:04:19,842, Character said: Bullshit.

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At 00:04:21,094, Character said: I can tell her Savoir isn't interested.

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At 00:04:23,346, Character said: You'll let your s***x life
determine business decisions?

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At 00:04:25,515, Character said: We never had s***x!

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At 00:04:28,142, Character said: Well, maybe, you should. You're so tense.

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At 00:04:35,650, Character said: Plane! Club! Another club! Another club!

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At 00:04:38,820, Character said: Bus! Another club!

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At 00:04:40,530, Character said: No sleep!

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At 00:04:41,656, Character said: Drink, bitch!

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At 00:04:44,158, Character said: Ooh, your friends are wild!

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At 00:04:46,995, Character said: Maybe too wild.
Here, you should drink some more water.

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At 00:04:49,455, Character said: Water? Oh, we're in Paris, bitch.

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At 00:04:53,209, Character said: Oh, God. Oh, my God.

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At 00:04:54,836, Character said: Oh, Shay. Okay, okay.

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At 00:04:56,254, Character said: Well, I guess you'll get to know Shay
a little bit more later.

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At 00:04:59,590, Character said: But this is Li.

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At 00:05:00,967, Character said: I cannot believe
you came all the way to Paris.

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At 00:05:03,219, Character said: Well, you wouldn't come to Shanghai,
so we've had to bring Shanghai to you.

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At 00:05:07,223, Character said: Em, this is Li, the bride.

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At 00:05:09,434, Character said: The bride and her best friend.

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At 00:05:12,186, Character said: Oh, Li.

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At 00:05:14,272, Character said: - Li.
- Li.

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At 00:05:15,898, Character said: Right. Oh, no,
she's told me so much about you.

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At 00:05:17,900, Character said: Too much, in fact. I feel like I know you.

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At 00:05:20,570, Character said: That's so nice to hear.

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At 00:05:22,363, Character said: You know what she hasn't told me?

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At 00:05:24,115, Character said: Anything about her life in Paris.

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At 00:05:27,035, Character said: Okay, yeah.

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At 00:05:28,745, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:29,912, Character said: - Oh! Um, are we getting more champagne?
- We are!

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At 00:05:33,666, Character said: Excuse me!

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At 00:05:37,754, Character said: I will serve.

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At 00:05:43,551, Character said: Wait, we don't get to drink it?

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At 00:05:44,927, Character said: - That's so expensive.
- Relax, they'll buy more.

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At 00:05:47,472, Character said: Drink, bitch!

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At 00:05:51,476, Character said: I overpacked.

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At 00:05:53,061, Character said: {\an8}I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin,
and it had a paintball course.

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At 00:05:56,522, Character said: I wasn't sure about the dress code.
I wanted to look professional but casual.

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At 00:06:00,777, Character said: You're not going on a business trip.
You're coming home with a girlfriend.

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At 00:06:04,113, Character said: We can all squeeze in front.

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At 00:06:05,907, Character said: "We all"?

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At 00:06:07,241, Character said: Oh! Uh…

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At 00:06:09,535, Character said: Gabriel's coming. Yay.

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At 00:06:11,287, Character said: - He finally g***t a weekend off.
- Hi. Haven't seen you in a while.

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At 00:06:14,540, Character said: Squeeze in. It will be tight,

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At 00:06:17,418, Character said: but it's only for a few hours.

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At 00:06:20,922, Character said: - Um…
- Uh, you…

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At 00:06:22,715, Character said: Yeah, okay. Okay.

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At 00:06:33,351, Character said: Everybody okay?

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At 00:06:35,895, Character said: - I'm fine.
- Totally great.

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At 00:06:37,230, Character said: My butt's asleep,
and I can't feel anything....