Emily.in.Paris.S01E09.1080p.WEB.H264-CAKES Subtitles

00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,{\an8} The Cubs have done it!

00:00:11,636 --> 00:00:15,Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:23,- So that's your plan for her champagne?
- Yep.

00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:26,I shipped a box of Champère
to my favorite bar in Chicago,

00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,and people went bananas.

00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:29,Like apes.

00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,We market Champère as a spray.

00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:35,Champagne showers don't just have to be
for pro athletes after a big win.

00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:39,They can be for everyone.
We're making extravagance accessible.

00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,And very American,

00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:41,to be so wasteful.

00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:44,Actually, the tradition began in France

00:00:45,003 --> 00:00:47,with Formula 1 drivers in the '60s.

00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:51,But now we use it to make bikinis wet.

00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:52,Well, thank you, Luc.

00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:56,So when do we meet these clients?

00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,Well, Camille invited us to an art opening

00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,at her gallery in the Marais tonight,
and there will be lots of champagne.

00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:02,I'll wear a raincoat.

00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,Well, um…

00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,Sylvie, Antoine called again.

00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:08,Unavailable.

00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,I think he's calling
about the scent for the Zimmer hotel.

00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,Unavailable!

00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:15,Oh, and, uh, Judith Robertson

00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,from the American Friends
of the Louvre called for you.

00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,For me? Any idea what she wants?

00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,A new friend, I suppose.

00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,{\an8}Thank you so much for meeting me, hon.

00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:38,{\an8}Hey, are you familiar
with the American Friends of the Louvre?

00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,{\an8}Googled it.

00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,{\an8}But to be honest,

00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,{\an8}it's just so nice to sit down
with an American friend of anything.

00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:45,{\an8}Oh, don't I know.

00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:48,{\an8}Sometimes
I just long to hear that r sound.

00:01:48,566 --> 00:01:49,{\an8}Oh, I know.

00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:52,{\an8}It's like the French r can't be bothered
to come out of their mouths.

00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:55,{\an8}Try having a name like Robertson.

00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,{\an8}Every French person
dry heaves just trying to pronounce it.

00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,{\an8}Judith Robertson.

00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,{\an8}My name sounds like an airline.

00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,{\an8}Emily Coop- air. Fly me.

00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,Well, that's the price we pay.

00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,I'll get down to brass tacks.

00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,I know that you work for Pierre Cadault.

00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:17,I've been following you on Insta.

00:02:17,428 --> 00:02:20,Do you think
that Pierre would donate a dress

00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,to be auctioned for the AFL?

00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,Well, first of all, Pierre is wonderful

00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,and… and very charitable,

00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:30,but, um, well,
he's also very particular about his image.

00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,Oh, of course.
I mean, it's gonna be a big to-do.

00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,It'll be a whole lot of press coverage.

00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,Well, wow.
Um, from a marketing point of view,

00:02:39,742 --> 00:02:43,I don't see how that couldn't be good
for his brand, so I'll definitely ask him.

00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,Très bien.

00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,Let's order.

00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,Oh. It's all in English.

00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,Oh, honey, this is Ralph Lauren's place.

00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:55,They're not even allowed
to speak French here.

00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:56,What a relief.

00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,Look, a cheeseburger.

00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:03,Ooh. Do you mind? It just looks so good.

00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,Okay.

00:03:06,477 --> 00:03:11,The irony of how a french fry
can make you feel so at home.

00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,Mm!

00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,- Emily from Savoir, how are you?
- I ** good, thanks, Mathieu.

00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,I was wondering
if I could come by the atelier

00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,to discuss something with you and Pierre.

00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:32,He's working nonstop
with Fashion Week so close.

00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,But I can meet you
for a drink tonight, if you'd like.

00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:38,Oh, I'm going
to a gallery opening with some friends.

00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,Text me the address,
and I'll see you there.

00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,I'm so excited to meet
this scary boss you always talk about.

00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,Oh, I've met her. She's not so bad.

00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:54,Ooh, she scares most French people.

00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,There she is.
Sylvie, Luc! You came.

00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:58,- This is Camille.
- Oh!

00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,- Enchantée. Very nice to meet you.
- Enchantée.

00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:02,- A pleasure.
- Ah, thank you.

00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:06,Yeah, we are really looking forward
to representing your family's champagne.

00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:08,Emily.

00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,Hi.

00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,Oh, Mathieu Cadault,

00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,honoring us with his presence.

00:04:14,128 --> 00:04:15,Emily asked me to meet her here.

00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,She can't stop working, can she?

00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:23,So, guys, let's see some art.

00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,Please.

00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,Follow me.

00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:32,So this is a new artist
we just signed.

00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:36,- Hmm. Interesting.
- I find this very sexual.

00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,- Really?
- Yeah, he's right.

00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:41,The artist told me
this piece was, uh,

00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,all about her last love affair, so…

00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:45,Of course. Look at this slit.

00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,Obviously, it represents her vagina.

00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,And the four colors chosen

00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,were very intentional.

00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:55,Red is blood. The yellow is urine.

00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:57,And… and so on.

00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,So what does the white represent?

00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,She's been pitching
an entire beverage campaign

00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:08,based on ejaculation,
and she doesn't know what the white is.

00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,It's the spray, Emily.

00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,Oh, Mathieu,
I'm so honored to work with Pierre.

00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,Please tell me everything
about his new collection.

00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,What's going on between you two?

00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,- Who?
- You and Mathieu.

00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,- What? Nothing.
- Don't you see the way he looks at you?

00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:26,He's a client.

00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:30,Who cares if he's a client?
He's, um, handsome, wealthy,

00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,and he's the heir of Pierre Cadault.

00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,- How do you know all this?
- How do you not?

00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:37,I mean, he's in Voici and Paris Match
all the time dating some celebrities.

00:05:37,628 --> 00:05:38,Ugh. God, really?

00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,Yes, Emily. He's perfect for you.

00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:43,Oh, because he's rich
and he dates celebrities?

00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:47,Because he's successful,
and he's g***t his life on track.

00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,A track paved with money
he hasn't had to work for.

00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:53,Oh mon Dieu, Gabriel.
Struggling isn't the only way.

00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,Guys, this conversation
is ridiculous.

00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,- He's a client, not a boyfriend.
- Mm-hmm.

00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:03,Lovely gallery, but I'd better
get out of here before I buy something.

00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,Shall we have dinner?

00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,Uh, there is a wonderful bistro
just around the corner.

00:06:10,578 --> 00:06:13,Anywhere quiet
where we can discuss business is good.

00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:16,Mm.

00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,Mm, this is so good.

00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,It's my favorite crepe stand in Paris.

00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,It's funny
how every...