Candy cane lane Subtitles

At 00:00:36,376, Character said: ("Merry Christmas Baby" by Chlöe playing)

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At 00:00:38,418, Character said: ♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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At 00:00:40,876, Character said: ♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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At 00:00:43,584, Character said: ♪ Sure did treat me nice ♪

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At 00:00:47,793, Character said: (whooping)

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At 00:00:49,543, Character said: ♪ Santa came down the chimney ♪

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At 00:00:51,918, Character said: ♪ Half past 3:00, y'all ♪

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At 00:00:53,918, Character said: ♪ Left all them good ol' presents ♪

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At 00:00:55,418, Character said: ♪ For my baby and for me, ah-ah-ah ♪

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At 00:00:58,376, Character said: ♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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At 00:01:01,084, Character said: ♪ Sure did treat me nice ♪

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At 00:01:04,876, Character said: ♪ Oh, baby ♪

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At 00:01:06,918, Character said: ♪ You bought all those good ol' presents ♪

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At 00:01:09,459, Character said: ♪ I love you, baby,
for the rest of my life ♪

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At 00:01:17,293, Character said: ♪ Oh ♪

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At 00:01:25,001, Character said: ♪ Merry Christmas, baby ♪

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At 00:01:27,793, Character said: ♪ Sure did treat me nice ♪

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At 00:01:30,126, Character said: ♪ Ooh ♪

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At 00:01:32,668, Character said: ♪ Yeah. ♪

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At 00:01:35,709, Character said: (song fades)

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At 00:01:39,834, Character said: (air hissing)

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At 00:01:48,501, Character said: BRUCE:
Ah! And God said, "Let there be Santa."

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At 00:01:51,584, Character said: (chuckles):
Holy cow. Wow.

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At 00:01:54,459, Character said: You sure g***t a thing for candy canes,
don't you, Chris?

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At 00:01:56,543, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:57,918, Character said: And you sure g***t a thing
for big blow-up dolls, don't you, Bruce?

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At 00:02:00,918, Character said: Yeah, I love those blow-up dolls.

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At 00:02:02,959, Character said: Oh. Okay. No.

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At 00:02:05,709, Character said: (laughs):
I see what you did there.

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At 00:02:07,126, Character said: Did you blow all those up?

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At 00:02:09,001, Character said: We're, uh, we're a family that blows.

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At 00:02:11,668, Character said: And I see you're, uh, still carving
your wood-- little hobby.

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At 00:02:15,334, Character said: Yeah. All hand-carved.

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At 00:02:17,418, Character said: Yeah, it's cute.

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At 00:02:18,793, Character said: (chuckles):
It's not first-place cute, but it's cute.

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At 00:02:21,043, Character said: I don't know how a blow-up doll
could, you know,

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At 00:02:22,793, Character said: compare with this handcraftsmanship.

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At 00:02:25,376, Character said: (laughs) Not interested.

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At 00:02:27,543, Character said: - Well, we'll see. We'll see, Bruce.
- We w-- We will see.

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At 00:02:29,751, Character said: We will see. We will see.

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At 00:02:31,793, Character said: We will see.

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At 00:02:33,001, Character said: Do I want an invisibility cloak
or flying shoes?

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At 00:02:38,376, Character said: If an elf can make it,
you can wish for it, okay?

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At 00:02:40,668, Character said: Santa's elves can make anything.

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At 00:02:42,584, Character said: They can make anything.
Now finish that letter.

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At 00:02:44,584, Character said: Come on. We g***t to send it
all the way to the North Pole.

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At 00:02:46,709, Character said: How much more inflatable crap
is Bruce gonna put on that roof?

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At 00:02:49,084, Character said: Oh, Bruce.
Babe, thank you for reminding me.

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At 00:02:52,209, Character said: Please don't forget to buy a nice bottle
of red for us to go over there tonight.

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At 00:02:54,543, Character said: I'm not getting a good bottle
for the competition.

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At 00:02:57,418, Character said: They're not the competition.
They're our neighbors.

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At 00:02:59,459, Character said: (sighs) Dad, where are my cleats?

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At 00:03:01,918, Character said: Your cleats are right here.

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At 00:03:03,084, Character said: You know, Joy, I was wondering:
Since you're having such a hard time

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At 00:03:05,084, Character said: keeping track of things
while you're at home,

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At 00:03:06,626, Character said: what's gonna happen
when you go off to college...

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At 00:03:11,293, Character said: Notre Dame?

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At 00:03:12,793, Character said: How'd this get in the house?

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At 00:03:16,126, Character said: Dad, I... I know that you guys met at USC,
but I don't want to go there.

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At 00:03:21,334, Character said: What?! Huh?!

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At 00:03:23,918, Character said: (gasps dramatically)

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At 00:03:25,876, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:03:27,501, Character said: USC is in your blood.

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At 00:03:29,168, Character said: - Fight on.
- Fight on!

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At 00:03:32,293, Character said: Listen, sweetheart, I-I would be happy
to call my old softball coach.

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At 00:03:36,501, Character said: - No, Mom, I...
- (stammers)

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At 00:03:37,751, Character said: I'm-I'm shattered
that you don't want to go to USC.

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At 00:03:41,043, Character said: Wow. Joy.

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At 00:03:43,001, Character said: USC. Fight on.

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At 00:03:45,209, Character said: - Fight on, honey.
- Fight on.

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At 00:03:48,501, Character said: Only a half hour away.

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At 00:03:50,376, Character said: You could spend so much time with Dad.

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At 00:03:52,334, Character said: - (chuckles)
- That's right.

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At 00:03:53,626, Character said: It's only 20 minutes with no traffic.

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At 00:03:55,084, Character said: You could eat dinner with your family
every night.

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At 00:03:56,334, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:58,376, Character said: Nick, um, how did that math test go?

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At 00:04:01,251, Character said: Oh, you had a math test? What'd you get?

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At 00:04:03,459, Character said: I don't let grades define me, Dad.

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At 00:04:05,709, Character said: All right, that does not sound good.

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At 00:04:08,168, Character said: Yeah, that don't sound good at all.

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At 00:04:09,751, Character said: Look, Nick, if you want to win in life,
you have to learn to focus

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At 00:04:13,209, Character said: - on what's important.
- (mouthing)

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At 00:04:15,084, Character said: Well, my music is important.

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At 00:04:17,126, Character said: Math is required. Music is elective.

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At 00:04:19,084, Character said: Okay, but, sweetie,
the-the music makes him happy.

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At 00:04:21,376, Character said: Yeah, but he ain't gonna make no money
making music.

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At 00:04:23,459, Character said: Well, I mean, there's a lot of
music people that make money, Chris.

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At 00:04:26,751, Character said: CHRIS:
Not playing the tuba.

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At 00:04:27,834, Character said: Name one tuba player
that's living his life like it's golden.

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At 00:04:31,084, Character said: - Oh.
- Just one.

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At 00:04:32,793, Character said: Have you ever heard
somebody in the band say,

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At 00:04:34,751, Character said: "And on tuba is," and they introduce him?

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At 00:04:37,293, Character said: CAROL: Hey, hon, I think
you should focus on the math.

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At 00:04:39,293, Character said: CHRIS:
You should focus on the math.

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At 00:04:40,709, Character said: No one ever blew up on the tuba.

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At 00:04:42,501, Character said: ("This Christmas"
by Donny Hathaway playing)

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At 00:04:48,084, Character said: (singing along to radio):
♪ Hang all the mistletoe ♪

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At 00:04:50,626, Character said: ♪ I'm gonna get to know you better ♪

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At 00:04:56,459, Character said: ♪ This Christmas ♪

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At 00:04:58,876, Character said: ♪ And as we trim the tree ♪

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At 00:05:00,918, Character said: ♪ How much fun it's gonna be together ♪

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At 00:05:06,126, Character said: ♪ This Christmas ♪

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At 00:05:08,793, Character said: ♪ The fireside is blazing bright ♪

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At 00:05:13,584, Character said: ♪ We're caroling through the night... ♪

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At 00:05:16,834, Character said: Hey, good morning, Pam.

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At 00:05:18,251, Character said: (crying):
Good morning.

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At 00:05:20,001, Character said: - What's the matter with you?
- (sobs)

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At 00:05:22,251, Character said: (sobbing):
Merry Christmas.

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At 00:05:28,459, Character said: TRE:
But, hey, good news.

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At 00:05:29,959, Character said: Our outplacement officers
will gladly assist you

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At 00:05:32,209, Character said: in obtaining the strongest references.

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At 00:05:36,584, Character said: Lee, nobody can talk
to the vendors like I can.

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At 00:05:39,251, Character said: Nobody has my relationships,
my history and my Rolodex.

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At 00:05:42,709, Character said: Rolodex, huh?

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At 00:05:44,793, Character said: Classic O.G.

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At 00:05:46,209, Character said: I love it.

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At 00:05:48,918, Character said: You're really gonna do this
right before Christmas?

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At 00:05:52,084, Character said: It's just business.

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At 00:05:54,959, Character said: Listen, we know it's the holidays.

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At 00:05:57,334, Character said: - (mouthing)
- We want to give you something

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At 00:05:58,876, Character said: to say thank you for your service.

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At 00:06:03,668, Character said: Hey, don't nobody want your fleece.

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At 00:06:09,251, Character said: Hey, you know what?
I'm-a take this fleece.

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At 00:06:11,168, Character said: You know what I'm gonna do?

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At 00:06:12,668, Character said: I'm gonna regift it, show you how much
contempt I have for your holiday fleece.

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At 00:06:16,918, Character said: There for you.

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At 00:06:19,209, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:21,459, Character said: Merry Christmas, brother.

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At 00:06:25,834, Character said: Merry Christmas.

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At 00:06:28,793, Character said: Uh, who's next?

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At 00:06:30,876, Character said: CAROL: So I stopped the bleeding
on the night sort by 14%.

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At 00:06:35,584, Character said: Great job as always, Carol. Right?

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At 00:06:37,668, Character said: The regionals are gonna be
impressed by all this.

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At 00:06:39,793, Character said: So, do you think
that they will consider me...