Karen Fisher - My New Job Subtitles

At 00:00:21,740, Character said: Yeah? You're doing good?

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At 00:00:24,660, Character said: Yeah. You know, I'm doing pretty well.

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At 00:00:27,640, Character said: I'm getting a little frustrated with my
stepson.

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At 00:00:31,140, Character said: He still doesn't have a job.

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At 00:00:33,460, Character said: Can you believe it?

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At 00:00:35,390, Character said: No. Did your son get a job?

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At 00:00:39,330, Character said: How'd you get him to do it?

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At 00:00:41,390, Character said: I swear, Johnny has no ambition
whatsoever.

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At 00:00:46,210, Character said: I've been forwarding him job
information.

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At 00:00:48,770, Character said: I've just been on him, but he has no
ambition.

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At 00:00:54,750, Character said: Yeah, his dad's great, but his dad's
gone all the time.

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At 00:00:58,370, Character said: You know, he worked his a***s off. He's
never home, so I'm the one dealing with

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At 00:01:02,390, Character said: it.

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At 00:01:04,110, Character said: Speaking of him not being home, we
haven't had s***x in six months.

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At 00:01:08,390, Character said: Oh, I'll call you back.

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At 00:01:10,910, Character said: Johnny's coming down the stairs.

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At 00:01:22,910, Character said: Oh, man.

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At 00:01:25,250, Character said: No cut -up cantaloupes.

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At 00:01:27,550, Character said: Oh, this is horseshit.

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At 00:01:33,420, Character said: Talk to me.

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At 00:01:34,580, Character said: Oh, oh, no. Good morning. No. Hello.

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At 00:01:37,620, Character said: Yeah, my bad. Uh, good morning. Hey, how
are you?

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At 00:01:42,840, Character said: How's the job search going?

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At 00:01:45,760, Character said: Job search? Oh, it's going actually
amazing.

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At 00:01:50,060, Character said: Yeah, g***t in a bunch of replies.

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At 00:01:52,720, Character said: Well, from whom specifically?

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At 00:01:55,360, Character said: Uh, you know that one website with the
monster on it? The one that you sent me?

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At 00:02:01,440, Character said: I didn't even send you anyone from that
website.

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At 00:02:05,640, Character said: Oh, well... Anyways, um, it's the
weekend, so let me just relax.

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At 00:02:12,180, Character said: It's Wednesday.

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At 00:02:15,100, Character said: Right, yeah, let me just relax. It's
Wednesday.

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At 00:02:17,680, Character said: You know, it's hunt day.

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At 00:02:19,480, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:02:20,500, Character said: Come on, and anyways, what happened to
all the fruit? Like, you were supposed

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At 00:02:24,720, Character said: to... I don't have time for this. I have
to go to work.

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At 00:02:28,040, Character said: When I get back... I want to see that
you've made some progress on your job

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At 00:02:32,160, Character said: search. I'm serious.

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At 00:02:33,840, Character said: All right. Gosh, you don't have to be so
stern.

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At 00:02:38,940, Character said: Hey, you think tonight you can make me
some meatloaf?

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At 00:02:44,820, Character said: Don't even start with me.

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At 00:02:47,120, Character said: All right, whatever.

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At 00:03:11,370, Character said: S***t. Hey, how was work?

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At 00:03:16,810, Character said: What have you been doing all day? What
did we talk about this morning?

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At 00:03:20,930, Character said: What? Just jamming out.

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At 00:03:24,170, Character said: What's wrong with that?

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At 00:03:27,630, Character said: How's the job search going?

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At 00:03:29,790, Character said: Oh, uh... It's going spectacular.

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At 00:03:33,750, Character said: Yeah. Job search is going great.

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At 00:03:37,630, Character said: So, you... Do you mind...

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At 00:03:40,650, Character said: ** I leaving me alone? I'm kind of in
the middle of something, you know?

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At 00:03:43,930, Character said: Jamming out.

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At 00:03:46,390, Character said: I don't have the time. Oh, that's right.
We talked about something this morning.

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At 00:03:50,310, Character said: The meatloaf.

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At 00:03:51,470, Character said: Yeah. We talked about you getting a job,
looking for a job.

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At 00:03:55,310, Character said: That's what we talked about.

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At 00:03:57,130, Character said: Oh, look.

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At 00:03:59,150, Character said: That can kind of... We can wait to talk
about that later. Maybe over some good

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At 00:04:04,510, Character said: old meatloaf, you know?

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At 00:04:06,010, Character said: Right? Yeah.

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At 00:04:07,150, Character said: We'll talk to you later.

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At 00:04:08,010, Character said: I don't want to deal with this right
now. Yeah, I'll see you at dinner then.

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At 00:04:12,470, Character said: Alright, bye.

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At 00:04:15,170, Character said: What's she on about?

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At 00:04:20,769, Character said: Oh man.

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At 00:04:22,450, Character said: I wonder how much money I'm going to
make today.

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At 00:04:25,890, Character said: It's a hard day at work.

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At 00:04:29,970, Character said: Hey guys.

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At 00:04:33,730, Character said: Are you ready to see this?

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At 00:04:37,420, Character said: doing? Whoa, what?

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At 00:04:39,720, Character said: Put that away.

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At 00:04:41,500, Character said: Wait, hold on. I'm making bread. I'm
making money.

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At 00:04:45,020, Character said: What are you talking about?

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At 00:04:47,020, Character said: Making money?

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At 00:04:48,360, Character said: Yeah, I saw an ad on one of these
websites while I was job searching and

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At 00:04:53,920, Character said: I could get paid, you know, just to jerk
off.

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At 00:04:57,520, Character said: What? Put that away.

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At 00:04:59,760, Character said: What do you mean? Look, check it out.
Look, I've already made some money.

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At 00:05:06,320, Character said: It's been like three days. You're making
money?

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At 00:05:08,360, Character said: Yeah, look how much money I made. It's
only been three days.

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At 00:05:11,520, Character said: Check it out.

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At 00:05:14,180, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:17,500, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:05:20,440, Character said: What is that? Look at all the people in
the chat room.

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At 00:05:23,280, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:05:24,940, Character said: Yeah, you're live right now, actually.

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At 00:05:26,760, Character said: They see you.

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At 00:05:28,300, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:29,560, Character said: What's the matter? Why are you acting
all weird?

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At 00:05:33,100, Character said: You told me to get a job and...

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At 00:05:35,260, Character said: You know, it seems like I kind of have a
talent.

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At 00:05:38,340, Character said: You know, I can make it get hard, like,
by itself.

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At 00:05:44,600, Character said: It's pretty amazing, you know?

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At 00:05:46,700, Character said: I feel useful.

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At 00:05:49,520, Character said: I don't know how I feel about this.

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At 00:05:52,500, Character said: I mean... I haven't even had s***x in six
months.

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At 00:06:00,020, Character said: I mean... I shouldn't have said that. I
shouldn't have told you that.

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At 00:06:05,379, Character said: Six months?

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At 00:06:06,820, Character said: Why, my dad doesn't f***k you?

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At 00:06:09,620, Character said: He's too busy.

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At 00:06:11,960, Character said: He works all the time.

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At 00:06:15,700, Character said: Wow. But I shouldn't have told you that.
That's inappropriate.

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At 00:06:20,200, Character said: Yeah, sounds tragic.

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At 00:06:22,280, Character said: I mean, if you ever want to, you know,
get riled up,

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At 00:06:29,320, Character said: I mean, I could maybe help, you know,
get your senses.

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At 00:06:35,210, Character said: Stimulated? You're my son.

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At 00:06:37,750, Character said: What? No, I'm your stepson.

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At 00:06:40,570, Character said: We're not even related.

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At 00:06:41,830, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:06:43,630, Character said: I mean, what about your dad?

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At 00:06:46,410, Character said: I mean, whatever, I guess.

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At 00:06:49,150, Character said: I mean, I'm going to continue doing my
little gig, and if you want to check it

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At 00:06:52,810, Character said: out, you can check it out, but you're
kind of in my room right now, so I'm

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At 00:06:56,990, Character said: going to do my thing, you know?

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At 00:06:59,310, Character said: See, look, I make it grow.

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At 00:07:02,590, Character said: People seem to really like it.

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At 00:07:05,750, Character said: I mean, you can watch me. It's not a big
deal.

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At 00:07:13,430, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:15,850, Character said: I don't know if this is a good idea.

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At 00:07:18,210, Character said: I mean, what if your dad finds out?

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At 00:07:22,970, Character said: He's not going to find out.

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At 00:07:25,210, Character said: I mean, it's just you and me right now.

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At 00:07:27,330, Character said: What time is it anyways? Isn't he going
to get out?

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At 00:07:30,720, Character said: Doesn't he get out at like 7?

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At 00:07:35,580, Character said: True.

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At 00:07:36,820, Character said: I mean, look, you don't have to do
anything. Just stay there and let me

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At 00:07:43,220, Character said: Isn't that what you wanted?

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At 00:07:44,800, Character said: You know, finally, you know, produce?

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At 00:07:48,980, Character said: I mean, if not, you're kind of getting
in the way of my enterprise, you know?

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At 00:07:59,950, Character said: I guess you have a point.

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At 00:08:01,270, Character said: Yeah. Look, I'm closer.

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At 00:08:04,430, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:08:05,590, Character said: Oh my gosh.

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At 00:08:12,410, Character said: So how was work?

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At 00:08:17,610, Character said: This is really weird.

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At 00:08:19,830, Character said: What? The situation is really weird, but
I mean, work was

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At 00:08:26,590, Character said: fine. Yeah?

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At 00:08:29,720, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:31,360, Character said: It was long and boring?

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At 00:08:33,200, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:08:36,299, Character said: What were you thinking about?

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At 00:08:39,280, Character said: What were you thinking about on your off
time?

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At 00:08:41,919, Character said: I mean, I was thinking about how I need
to get laid. That's what I was thinking

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At 00:08:45,960, Character said: about. God, I shouldn't have done it to
you.

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