Karen Fisher - My New Job - MyPervyFamily Subtitles

00:00:21,740 --> 00:00:23,Yeah? You're doing good?

00:00:24,660 --> 00:00:27,Yeah. You know, I'm doing pretty well.

00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,I'm getting a little frustrated with my
stepson.

00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:33,He still doesn't have a job.

00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:34,Can you believe it?

00:00:35,390 --> 00:00:37,No. Did your son get a job?

00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:40,How'd you get him to do it?

00:00:41,390 --> 00:00:45,I swear, Johnny has no ambition
whatsoever.

00:00:46,210 --> 00:00:48,I've been forwarding him job
information.

00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:52,I've just been on him, but he has no
ambition.

00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:58,Yeah, his dad's great, but his dad's
gone all the time.

00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:02,You know, he worked his a***s off. He's
never home, so I'm the one dealing with

00:01:02,390 --> 00:01:03,it.

00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:07,Speaking of him not being home, we
haven't had s***x in six months.

00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:10,Oh, I'll call you back.

00:01:10,910 --> 00:01:12,Johnny's coming down the stairs.

00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:23,Oh, man.

00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:27,No cut -up cantaloupes.

00:01:27,550 --> 00:01:29,Oh, this is horseshit.

00:01:33,420 --> 00:01:34,Talk to me.

00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,Oh, oh, no. Good morning. No. Hello.

00:01:37,620 --> 00:01:41,Yeah, my bad. Uh, good morning. Hey, how
are you?

00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,How's the job search going?

00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,Job search? Oh, it's going actually
amazing.

00:01:50,060 --> 00:01:52,Yeah, g***t in a bunch of replies.

00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,Well, from whom specifically?

00:01:55,360 --> 00:02:00,Uh, you know that one website with the
monster on it? The one that you sent me?

00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,I didn't even send you anyone from that
website.

00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,Oh, well... Anyways, um, it's the
weekend, so let me just relax.

00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,It's Wednesday.

00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,Right, yeah, let me just relax. It's
Wednesday.

00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,You know, it's hunt day.

00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:20,Oh, God.

00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,Come on, and anyways, what happened to
all the fruit? Like, you were supposed

00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,to... I don't have time for this. I have
to go to work.

00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,When I get back... I want to see that
you've made some progress on your job

00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,search. I'm serious.

00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,All right. Gosh, you don't have to be so
stern.

00:02:38,940 --> 00:02:43,Hey, you think tonight you can make me
some meatloaf?

00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:46,Don't even start with me.

00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,All right, whatever.

00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:14,S***t. Hey, how was work?

00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:20,What have you been doing all day? What
did we talk about this morning?

00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,What? Just jamming out.

00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,What's wrong with that?

00:03:27,630 --> 00:03:29,How's the job search going?

00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:33,Oh, uh... It's going spectacular.

00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:36,Yeah. Job search is going great.

00:03:37,630 --> 00:03:39,So, you... Do you mind...

00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:43,** I leaving me alone? I'm kind of in
the middle of something, you know?

00:03:43,930 --> 00:03:44,Jamming out.

00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:50,I don't have the time. Oh, that's right.
We talked about something this morning.

00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,The meatloaf.

00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:55,Yeah. We talked about you getting a job,
looking for a job.

00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:56,That's what we talked about.

00:03:57,130 --> 00:03:58,Oh, look.

00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:04,That can kind of... We can wait to talk
about that later. Maybe over some good

00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,old meatloaf, you know?

00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:07,Right? Yeah.

00:04:07,150 --> 00:04:08,We'll talk to you later.

00:04:08,010 --> 00:04:11,I don't want to deal with this right
now. Yeah, I'll see you at dinner then.

00:04:12,470 --> 00:04:13,Alright, bye.

00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,What's she on about?

00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:21,Oh man.

00:04:22,450 --> 00:04:24,I wonder how much money I'm going to
make today.

00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,It's a hard day at work.

00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,Hey guys.

00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:34,Are you ready to see this?

00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,doing? Whoa, what?

00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,Put that away.

00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,Wait, hold on. I'm making bread. I'm
making money.

00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:46,What are you talking about?

00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,Making money?

00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:53,Yeah, I saw an ad on one of these
websites while I was job searching and

00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,I could get paid, you know, just to jerk
off.

00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,What? Put that away.

00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:05,What do you mean? Look, check it out.
Look, I've already made some money.

00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,It's been like three days. You're making
money?

00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,Yeah, look how much money I made. It's
only been three days.

00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,Check it out.

00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,What?

00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,Yeah.

00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,What is that? Look at all the people in
the chat room.

00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:24,Oh.

00:05:24,940 --> 00:05:26,Yeah, you're live right now, actually.

00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,They see you.

00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:29,What?

00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,What's the matter? Why are you acting
all weird?

00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,You told me to get a job and...

00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,You know, it seems like I kind of have a
talent.

00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:42,You know, I can make it get hard, like,
by itself.

00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,It's pretty amazing, you know?

00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:47,I feel useful.

00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,I don't know how I feel about this.

00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:59,I mean... I haven't even had s***x in six
months.

00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:04,I mean... I shouldn't have said that. I
shouldn't have told you that.

00:06:05,379 --> 00:06:06,Six months?

00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:08,Why, my dad doesn't f***k you?

00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,He's too busy.

00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,He works all the time.

00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:19,Wow. But I shouldn't have told you that.
That's inappropriate.

00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,Yeah, sounds tragic.

00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:29,I mean, if you ever want to, you know,
get riled up,

00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,I mean, I could maybe help, you know,
get your senses.

00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:36,Stimulated? You're my son.

00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,What? No, I'm your stepson.

00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,We're not even related.

00:06:41,830 --> 00:06:42,What do you mean?

00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:45,I mean, what about your dad?

00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:48,I mean, whatever, I guess.

00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:52,I mean, I'm going to continue doing my
little gig, and if you want to check it

00:06:52,810 --> 00:06:56,out, you can check it out, but you're
kind of in my room right now, so I'm

00:06:56,990 --> 00:06:57,going to do my thing, you know?

00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:00,See, look, I make it grow.

00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:03,People seem to really like it.

00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:11,I mean, you can watch me. It's not a big
deal.

00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:14,Oh.

00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:17,I don't know if this is a good idea.

00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:21,I mean, what if your dad finds out?

00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:23,He's not going to find out.

00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:26,I mean, it's just you and me right now.

00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:30,What time is it anyways? Isn't he going
to get out?

00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:31,Doesn't he get out at like 7?

00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,True.

00:07:36,820 --> 00:07:42,I mean, look, you don't have to do
anything. Just stay there and let me

00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:44,Isn't that what you wanted?

00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,You know, finally, you know, produce?

00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:52,I mean, if not, you're kind of getting
in the way of my enterprise, you know?

00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:00,I guess you have a point.

00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,Yeah. Look, I'm closer.

00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:05,Come on.

00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:06,Oh my gosh.

00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:13,So how was work?

00:08:17,610 --> 00:08:19,This is really weird.

00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:26,What? The situation is really weird, but
I mean, work was

00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:29,fine. Yeah?

00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:30,Yeah.

00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,It was long and boring?

00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,Of course.

00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,What were you thinking about?

00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,What were you thinking about on your off
time?

00:08:41,919 --> 00:08:45,I mean, I was thinking about how I need
to get laid. That's what I was thinking

00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,about. God, I shouldn't have done it to
you.

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