The Spanish Apartment English Subtitles

At 00:01:02,411, Character said: ♪♪ (MIXTURE OF MUSICAL STYLES)

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At 00:01:24,798, Character said: ♪♪ (MEN SINGING IN SPANISH)

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At 00:02:36,596, Character said: (JET PLANE ROARING)

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At 00:02:38,934, Character said: (MAN NARRATING IN FRENCH)
It all started here. At takeoff.

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At 00:02:42,111, Character said: No, this isn't a story
about taking off.

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At 00:02:46,097, Character said: Yeah, that's the real beginning.

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At 00:02:51,461, Character said: My appointment with
Jean-Charles Perrin.

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At 00:02:54,898, Character said: It begins where it ends.
Right here!

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At 00:02:57,505, Character said: (MAN SPEAKING FRENCH)
I have an appointment
with Mr. Perrin.

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At 00:03:00,313, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
He's in building F.

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At 00:03:04,438, Character said: On the 6th floor, room 6024.

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At 00:03:07,236, Character said: (SOUND EFFECTS
HIGH-PITCHED, SPED UP)

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At 00:03:20,882, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
Sir?

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At 00:03:22,620, Character said: (FRENCH)
I have an appointment...

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At 00:03:24,548, Character said: with Mr. Jean-Charles Perrin.

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At 00:03:28,514, Character said: Someone to see Mr. Perrin.

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At 00:03:31,152, Character said: Bonjour.

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At 00:03:32,850, Character said: I have an appointment
with Mr. Perrin.

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At 00:03:36,117, Character said: Follow me.

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At 00:03:45,577, Character said: Ah.

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At 00:03:47,895, Character said: Xavier!

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At 00:03:47,895, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
Hello, Mr. Perrin.

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At 00:03:50,163, Character said: (FRENCH)
Call me Jean-Charles.
I'm so pleased!

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At 00:03:53,190, Character said: Come in!
This is where I work.
My painting.

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At 00:03:56,776, Character said: View of Paris.

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At 00:04:00,043, Character said: Sacré coeur.

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At 00:04:02,011, Character said: The Eiffel Tower. Jussieu.

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At 00:04:05,777, Character said: I've known your father since--

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At 00:04:09,393, Character said: we were at the ENA
back when it was still
in Paris--

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At 00:04:13,489, Character said: I remember it's been--

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At 00:04:16,586, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)

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At 00:04:18,884, Character said: (XAVIER NARRATING IN FRENCH)
My father understands
these things.

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At 00:04:23,619, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
Go see him.
What've you g***t to lose?

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At 00:04:26,366, Character said: He's great.
I've known him since--

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At 00:04:28,904, Character said: (XAVIER)
So, that's my dad.

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At 00:04:30,432, Character said: He's right in your field.

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At 00:04:32,830, Character said: You like double malts?

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At 00:04:35,018, Character said: Know Donohugue?
It's Scottish. A marvel!

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At 00:04:39,863, Character said: It really started here,
when he said:

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At 00:04:43,499, Character said: All I know is...

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At 00:04:45,367, Character said: with the new
European directives,
jobs will create themselves.

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At 00:04:49,194, Character said: Get your MS in a subject that
addresses Spanish economics...

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At 00:04:54,588, Character said: and I can find you a job.

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At 00:04:56,696, Character said: There's sure to be prospects.

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At 00:04:59,593, Character said: But you have to
speak Spanish and
know the Spanish market well.

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At 00:05:04,958, Character said: (SPEAKING SPANISH)
Do you speak Spanish?

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At 00:05:08,344, Character said: (SPANISH)
A little.

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At 00:05:12,270, Character said: (FRENCH)
Been to Spain?

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At 00:05:14,988, Character said: (FRENCH)
I went to Ibiza once.

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At 00:05:17,885, Character said: (XAVIER NARRATING)
So I decided to go
to Spain for a year.

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At 00:05:21,621, Character said: (MAN ON RADIO)

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At 00:05:26,486, Character said: As a kid I was blond
and wanted to write.

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At 00:05:29,183, Character said: I changed.
We can change, can't we?

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At 00:05:32,151, Character said: To make a long story short,
let's say my mom's a hippie.

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At 00:05:36,666, Character said: And hippies, alas,
always tell the truth.

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At 00:05:39,633, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
No bulgar, no tofu!
I can't make you anything!

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At 00:05:43,329, Character said: You'd rather gorge
on fast-food s***t...

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At 00:05:46,366, Character said: full of pesticides, toxins--
Well, be my guest!
I won't stop you.

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At 00:05:51,961, Character said: (XAVIER)
First, I wasn't sure.
On second thought,

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At 00:05:55,427, Character said: I knew I had to
get out of there.

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At 00:05:59,993, Character said: España!

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At 00:06:01,391, Character said: So I looked into the
European exchange program.

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At 00:06:05,078, Character said: It's called Erasmus.
What an unspeakable mess!

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At 00:06:10,192, Character said: (CHATTERING)

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At 00:06:16,836, Character said: (WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH)
Just a moment, please.

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At 00:06:20,802, Character said: (XAVIER)
Wondering who Erasmus is?

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At 00:06:22,990, Character said: (MODEM SQUEALING)

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At 00:06:22,990, Character said: I didn't know either.

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At 00:06:24,968, Character said: Frankly, I still don't.

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At 00:06:27,036, Character said: I think he was some sort of
Dutch traveler, circa 1500.

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At 00:06:31,781, Character said: Just registering
took me three months.

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At 00:06:34,938, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
That's next door.

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At 00:06:39,443, Character said: Have you been next door?

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At 00:06:39,443, Character said: I was just there.

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At 00:06:43,529, Character said: (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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At 00:06:43,529, Character said: (XAVIER SPEAKING FRENCH)
I'd like an Erasmus file.

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At 00:06:46,466, Character said: (FRENCH)
And your registration form?

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At 00:06:46,466, Character said: I just g***t it.

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At 00:06:50,492, Character said: It's empty!
I can't do anything with that!

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At 00:06:53,589, Character said: They lost mine!
I have to fill out another.

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At 00:06:57,205, Character said: Right! You're all the same!

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At 00:06:59,423, Character said: You always wait
till the last minute!

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At 00:07:03,030, Character said: I did! They lost my file!
It's not my fault they lost it!

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At 00:07:07,305, Character said: I'd just like to know
what forms I need...

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At 00:07:12,140, Character said: for the file, so it's complete.

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At 00:07:16,017, Character said: Well, a postgraduate
Erasmus file isn't complicated.

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At 00:07:20,382, Character said: It's all listed
on the small form.

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At 00:07:22,920, Character said: You need the agreement
of your adviser here,

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At 00:07:26,216, Character said: the agreement
of your adviser there,

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At 00:07:29,014, Character said: agreements from your university
there and here,

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At 00:07:33,219, Character said: your student ID--
That's imperative!

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At 00:07:35,687, Character said: - You're under SMEREP
  or M.N.E.F.?
- M.N.E.F.

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At 00:07:38,444, Character said: Then, go to the M.N.E.F. Office,
building "D," ground floor...

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At 00:07:42,950, Character said: and ask for form E111.

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At 00:07:45,247, Character said: And don't go "pfft".

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At 00:07:46,716, Character said: Without it,
you can't be reimbursed for
any medical expenses, okay?

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At 00:07:52,110, Character said: So, fill out all those forms.

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At 00:07:55,008, Character said: This needs a résumé,
a letter of intent,

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At 00:07:58,744, Character said: the title of your thesis,
and all these things here!

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At 00:08:02,710, Character said: All that!

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At 00:08:07,425, Character said: (XAVIER)
I don't know why the world
became such a mess.

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At 00:08:11,251, Character said: I don't know
if it had to be this way.

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At 00:08:14,758, Character said: Complicated,
made like s***t, out of whack.

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At 00:08:17,685, Character said: Before there were fields,
cows, chickens.
It was much simpler.

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At 00:08:24,968, Character said: They had a direct
relationship with things.

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At 00:08:27,435, Character said: They had animals,
grew their own food,

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At 00:08:31,171, Character said: made their clothes,
built their home.

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At 00:08:33,899, Character said: On the farm,
life was simple for Martine.

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At 00:08:37,195, Character said: Why did we ever
leave Martine’s world?

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At 00:08:40,732, Character said: (SPEAKING FRENCH)
What a horror!

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At 00:08:46,496, Character said: (FRENCH)
What's a horror?

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At 00:08:46,496, Character said: It's so sexist.

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At 00:08:49,263, Character said: This putrefied vision
of women.

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At 00:08:51,591, Character said: Why do you say that?

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At 00:08:53,729, Character said: Because she feeds the chickens
and tends the cows?

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At 00:08:58,024, Character said: No, but-- Obviously,
that's your fantasy.

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At 00:09:01,161, Character said: A nice little girl
in a short skirt,
rosy cheeks.

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At 00:09:05,357, Character said: No, it's not!

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At 00:09:06,995, Character said: To think my parents
named me after her!

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At 00:09:11,521, Character said: That really bums me out.

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At 00:09:14,918, Character said: My mother used to read this.

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At 00:09:17,925, Character said: I think that's sweet.

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At 00:09:20,922, Character said: But, Martine,

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At 00:09:23,249, Character said: it's not important.

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At 00:09:29,523, Character said: Is it Martine that--

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At 00:09:34,148, Character said: I’m sad that you're leaving.

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At 00:09:39,083, Character said: I'm sad too.

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At 00:09:42,010, Character said: (JET ENGINE REVVING)

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At 00:09:55,507, Character said: (ALARM RINGING)

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At 00:09:55,507, Character said: What is it?

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At 00:09:59,013, Character said: (WOMAN ON P.A., IN FRENCH)
Air France flight 6237
to Barcelona--

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At 00:10:02,640, Character said: S***t!

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At 00:10:10,102, Character said: Come on, Martine!

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At 00:10:27,805, Character said: She's really sad.

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At 00:10:29,363, Character said: I'm sad too, you know....