The Bernie Mac Show Car Wars Aac2 0 H 264-squalor S05E05 Subtitles

At 00:00:02,986, Character said: (theme music playing)

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At 00:00:18,960, Character said: Oh. Oh, hey, America.

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At 00:00:21,296, Character said: I ain't g***t nothin'
to talk about.

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At 00:00:22,964, Character said: Nothing but waiting
on Vanessa

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At 00:00:24,141, Character said: to come back
with my d***n truck!

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At 00:00:35,268, Character said: Girl know I was supposed
to get my manicure!

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At 00:00:37,604, Character said: My nails g***t longer
just in the time

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At 00:00:39,231, Character said: I've been waiting for her!

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At 00:00:44,453, Character said: (dialing)

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At 00:00:45,946, Character said: VANESSA (on phone):
Hello.

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At 00:00:46,914, Character said: Nessa, you know you better--

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At 00:00:48,448, Character said: G***t ya. At the beep,
leave a message.

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At 00:00:52,035, Character said: (beep)

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At 00:00:54,663, Character said: Do I, do I need this?

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At 00:00:56,164, Character said: (vehicle approaching)

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At 00:00:59,960, Character said: Oh, yeah. (chuckles)
(tires screech)

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At 00:01:02,838, Character said: America, it's on.

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At 00:01:11,179, Character said: Oh... uh...

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At 00:01:12,906, Character said: Well, I know I'm late,
but the traffic was...
You see these?

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At 00:01:15,493, Character said: My cuticles will be
getting pushed back

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At 00:01:17,369, Character said: right now
at Mama Kim's.

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At 00:01:18,871, Character said: You know, I'm tired
of this, Nessa.

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At 00:01:20,272, Character said: You do this
every doggone time!

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At 00:01:21,731, Character said: Well, it wouldn't happen
if you'd just go on

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At 00:01:23,441, Character said: and get me
my own car.
A car for what?

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At 00:01:25,586, Character said: What you need a car-- Where
do you think you gonna be going

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At 00:01:27,320, Character said: that you need a car?

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At 00:01:28,214, Character said: I don't know.
Study groups.

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At 00:01:30,290, Character said: Study groups? If you can't
study here, Nessa,

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At 00:01:32,659, Character said: I guess you're just
going to have to flunk,

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At 00:01:34,195, Character said: 'cause there ain't no way
I'm buying you no doggone car!

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At 00:01:37,038, Character said: Ain't no way
in hell I'm buying...

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At 00:01:39,332, Character said: You know, every time
I g***t somewhere to go, Nessa...

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At 00:01:41,644, Character said: I'm tired of this, man!

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At 00:01:42,970, Character said: (door shuts)

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At 00:01:44,105, Character said: America, I hope y'all know

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At 00:01:46,006, Character said: this isn't about a car.

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At 00:01:47,549, Character said: No, suh.

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At 00:01:48,984, Character said: It's about where
a car would take her.

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At 00:01:51,403, Character said: To boys!

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At 00:01:53,138, Character said: She's hollerin' about,
"You don't trust me.

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At 00:01:55,182, Character said: You don't trust me."
Oh, I trust her.

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At 00:01:58,351, Character said: I don't trust them. America.

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At 00:02:03,356, Character said: JORDAN:
Comic-Con's coming?

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At 00:02:05,826, Character said: I hear it rocks.

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At 00:02:07,068, Character said: We totally have
to go to this.

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At 00:02:08,403, Character said: (scoffs)
Who's going to take us?

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At 00:02:10,405, Character said: Maybe we can ride
our bikes there.

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At 00:02:12,449, Character said: You doofus,
there's no sidewalk
to San Diego.

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At 00:02:15,368, Character said: If only we had parents
cool enough to take us.

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At 00:02:18,338, Character said: I'm cool.
What's the problem, fellas?

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At 00:02:19,889, Character said: We're trying to figure out
a way to get to Comic-Con.

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At 00:02:22,542, Character said: (low voice)
"Do or do not.
There is no 'try'."

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At 00:02:25,512, Character said: Yoda, Star Wars: Episode V.

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At 00:02:27,639, Character said: And so apropos.

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At 00:02:33,353, Character said: You guys want
to ask me something?

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At 00:02:34,947, Character said: Will you take us
to Comic-Con?

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At 00:02:37,098, Character said: -Sure.
-JORDAN: Wow!

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At 00:02:38,516, Character said: Thanks, Aunt Wanda!
Oh, wait.

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At 00:02:40,101, Character said: Here comes
the disappointment.

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At 00:02:41,595, Character said: No, it means
there's not much time

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At 00:02:43,939, Character said: to get you guys
new costumes.

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At 00:02:45,407, Character said: JORDAN: Oh, come on.
I g***t the catalog
in my room.

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At 00:02:49,369, Character said: I wish your mom
was as cool as
your aunt.

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At 00:02:51,371, Character said: I hope she takes us
in the Beamer.

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At 00:02:53,040, Character said: And drops the top.

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At 00:02:58,578, Character said: Hey, Miss Thang.
What you beamin' about?

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At 00:03:02,082, Character said: Oh, nothing.

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At 00:03:03,809, Character said: Just that Jordan
and his friends
think I'm cool.

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At 00:03:05,886, Character said: Oh. So you g***t
the nerd seal
of approval, huh?

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At 00:03:09,464, Character said: Don't hate, they're kids.

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At 00:03:11,892, Character said: Now, see, America?

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At 00:03:13,510, Character said: Wanda's a grown woman,

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At 00:03:15,178, Character said: but there's still
something in her

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At 00:03:16,596, Character said: that needs approval from boys.

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At 00:03:18,306, Character said: Only she's grown.

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At 00:03:19,933, Character said: Can't tell her nothing, though.

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At 00:03:21,601, Character said: But Nessa...

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At 00:03:24,696, Character said: d***n.

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At 00:03:26,439, Character said: Can't tell her
nothing, neither.

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At 00:03:28,742, Character said: (vehicle approaches)

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At 00:03:30,744, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:03:35,332, Character said: Come on.
Come on, baby.

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At 00:03:36,992, Character said: (engine chugging loudly)

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At 00:03:43,724, Character said: (engine backfires)

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At 00:03:47,228, Character said: Who lent you this bucket?

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At 00:03:48,679, Character said: Oh, I didn't borrow it.
I bought it.

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At 00:03:50,797, Character said: You bought it?
You mean to tell me
you bought this

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At 00:03:53,341, Character said: after I stood right
here and told you you
couldn't have no car?

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At 00:03:56,469, Character said: Actually, you said
you weren't going
to buy me one.

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At 00:03:58,730, Character said: You never said
I couldn't buy my own.

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At 00:04:00,515, Character said: Don't try to twist
my words around, Nessa!

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At 00:04:02,475, Character said: You went behind my back!
Baby, she went
behind my back.

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At 00:04:04,936, Character said: It's ugly.

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At 00:04:07,564, Character said: Uh, where'd you
get the money?
I used my savings bond.

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At 00:04:09,858, Character said: Wait a minute. You spent
a thousand dollars on this?

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At 00:04:12,786, Character said: Well, actually, it was $850
and then that left me $150
to get a new muffler.

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At 00:04:17,699, Character said: It runs a lot
quieter now.

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At 00:04:20,243, Character said: So let's turn
some corners.

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At 00:04:23,130, Character said: Oopsy.

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At 00:04:27,208, Character said: (engine splutters sickly)

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At 00:04:28,918, Character said: Back up.

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At 00:04:30,128, Character said: You right, Nessa.
It's quiet.

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At 00:04:32,047, Character said: I mean, real quiet.

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At 00:04:34,099, Character said: You g***t took.

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At 00:04:35,425, Character said: What ** I going to do?

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At 00:04:37,093, Character said: Well, I tell you the first thing
you're going to do.

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At 00:04:39,405, Character said: You're goin' to get this
hunk of junk out our driveway.

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At 00:04:41,681, Character said: That's what you're going to do.
Come on, baby.

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At 00:04:44,351, Character said: Get out and help
your sister push.

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At 00:04:45,935, Character said: Baby Girl, let's go.

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At 00:04:47,479, Character said: Babe, you know I told her
she couldn't have no car.

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At 00:04:49,522, Character said: Did you scratch
my paint?

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At 00:04:52,192, Character said: It's hard to tell.

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At 00:05:00,658, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:05:06,765, Character said: (birds tweeting)

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At 00:05:11,711, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:05:12,938, Character said: Nessa, I thought I told you

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At 00:05:14,156, Character said: to move that car weeks ago.

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At 00:05:15,840, Character said: But I been trying
to raise the money.

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At 00:05:17,384, Character said: I baby-sat every night
this week.

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At 00:05:18,885, Character said: You tell your story walkin',
and I do mean walkin'.

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At 00:05:21,554, Character said: Because if that car's
not gone by Monday morning,

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At 00:05:24,349, Character said: if you don't move it,
I will.

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At 00:05:29,396, Character said: (scoffs)

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At 00:05:30,530, Character said: America, the Mac man

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At 00:05:32,440, Character said: come too doggone far
and worked too hard

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At 00:05:34,868, Character said: to have my house
looking all ghetto.

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At 00:05:37,204, Character said: It's bad enough
I g***t all these kids

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At 00:05:39,072, Character said: running in and out of here,

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At 00:05:40,490, Character said: but this... shoot.

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At 00:05:42,492, Character said: D***n car look homeless.

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At 00:05:44,136, Character said: Oil leaking all over
my driveway,

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At 00:05:46,079, Character said: big ol' rust spots.

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At 00:05:49,082, Character said: Nessa.

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At 00:05:50,333, Character said: (sighs)

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At 00:05:51,459, Character said: (engine splutters)

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At 00:05:52,578, Character said: Uh-uh! You're too late.

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At 00:05:53,878, Character said: I g***t a tow truck
here right now.

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At 00:05:55,230, Character said: This way, my man.

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At 00:05:56,297, Character said: Hurry up.

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At 00:05:57,307, Character said: Just back it
on up here.

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At 00:05:58,508, Character said: There we go.

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